"I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar, you know before he came out."

"No, no it's okay. He'll bounce back. It's one of the advantages of being Sid."

"Rule number 1: Always listen to Buck. Rule number 2: Stay in the middle of the trail. Rule number 3: He who has gas travels at the back of the pack."

"What are you afraid of? You're the biggest thing on earth."

"Barfed on by a plant…awesome."

Sid: "Oh I see someone else who has a bun in the oven." Pudgy Beaver Mom: "I'm not pregnant!"

Manny: "[Sid guards the three baby Tyrannosaurs from an adult] Sid! Give them to her! She's their mother!" Sid: "How do I know she's their mother?" Manny: "What do you want, a birth certificate? She's a *dinosaur*!"

"I don't believe it, you're trying to baby proof nature."

Crash: "So why do they call it the chasm of death?" Buck: "Well we tried big smell crack but that just made everybody giggle."

Bob Seger

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