It's a journey that takes us back to a time before most of us were born, long before the Voting Rights Act, and the Civil Rights Act, Brown v. Board of Education; back to an America just a generation past slavery. It was a time when Jim Crow was a way of life; when lynching's were all too common; when race riots wer...

"Because of what they did, we are a more perfect union. Because Jim Crow laws were overturned, black CEOs today run Fortune 500 companies. (Applause.) Because civil rights laws were passed, black mayors, black governors, and members of Congress served in places where they might once have been able [sic] not just to ...

"These are some of the barriers of our time. They're very different from the barriers faced by earlier generations. They're very different from the ones faced when fire hoses and dogs were being turned on young marchers; when Charles Hamilton Houston and a group of young Howard lawyers were dismantling segregation c...

"And yet, even as we celebrate the remarkable achievements of the past 100 years; even as we inherit extraordinary progress that cannot be denied; even as we marvel at the courage and determination of so many plain folk -- we know that too many barriers still remain."

Believe it or not, George isn't at home Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!

"Police, who had been keeping a close watch over the noble peace prize winner because of Memphis' turbulent racial situation were on the scene almost immediately. They rushed the 39 year old negro leader to a hospital where he died of a bullet wound to the neck."

"Ish was going to become famous by solving a world problem, but which one. Clooney has got Darfur, Sting has got the Amazon and Bono has got AIDS."

"It's just this bear ate all my clothes except for these condoms. "

"Ish was going to be the biggest Austrian superstar since Hitler."

Bruno: "So you were never gay? It's ironic that you should have amazing blow job lips." Man: "These lips were made to praise Jesus." Bruno: "No they were made for something else but you're just not using it for that."

"My plan was to become the biggest gay movie star since Schwarzenegger."

"I've written a song that I hope is gonna bring you two together. It's time for this war to end, Jews and Hindus you be friends. This Middle East, creating love is my mission, don't kill each other shoot a Christian.

"Is it harder to defend against a black dildo."

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"But I'm a beer drinker with a sophisticated pallet."

"Holy shit! Look at that…it's like a bison's penis. What is that?"

"I did not sexually assault Andrea McNulty. Saturday was the first that I learned of her accusations. Her false and vicious allegations are an attack on my family and on me. I would never, ever force myself on a woman. I want to fight to protect my family and my reputation. I'm not going to discuss my private life o...