"I was surprised by the several remarks around community organizing and belittling it."

"You know when I think about the choice I made as a 23, 24 year old to spend three years working with churches to help people help themselves, no insult to the president of this fine institution it was the best education I ever had."

I got a daugher in the hotel school at Cornell, so actually she's on a beer scholarship! She takes a wine tasting course, she's going to do food and beverage some day, so I'm all for it!

Is this beer obsession the kind of thing you're paying Ivy League tuition for?

"Our 6.1 percent unemployment rate is unacceptable, also, across our nation. We need to put government back on the side of the people and make sure that it is not government solely looked at for all the solutions, for one."

"As commander in chief my job is t keep America safe. And that means ensuring that we've got the best military on earth and that means having the best persons in uniform on earth."

"We are focusing world attention on issues that matter most in our lives -- the lives of women and their families: access to education, health care, jobs and credit, the chance to enjoy basic legal and human rights and to participate fully in the political life of our countries."

"The approval rating of congress is down to 9% I believe. Down to blood relatives and paid staffers."

"But I believe that we have the best-trained, most professional, best-equipped, bravest military we’ve ever had in our history today."

"But also let me say, look, the greatest thing that makes America exceptional is we have had wave after wave of people come to this country for the same reason — they want to build a better life, they wanted freedom and they want to be part of America."

"I have met the doctors and nurses in Belarus and Ukraine who are trying to keep children alive in the aftermath of Chernobyl."

"Women also are dying from diseases that should have been prevented or treated. They are watching their children succumb to malnutrition caused by poverty and economic deprivation. They are being denied the right to go to school by their own fathers and brothers. They are being forced into prostitution, and they are...

"It is time to break the silence."

"It is a violation of human rights when babies are denied food, or drowned, or suffocated, or their spines broken, simply because they are born girls."

"It was one of America?s most divisive philosophical wars. But it was a bloodless war. Suffrage was achieved without a shot being fired."

"Now it is the time to act on behalf of women everywhere. If we take bold steps to better the lives of women, we will be taking bold steps to better the lives of children and families too."

"If we take bold steps to better the lives of women, we will be taking bold steps to better the lives of children and families too."

"We must move beyond rhetoric."

"We are not here distributing blame or pointing the finger of judgment."

"I have high hopes to do well and it's the Olympic year, so that's, it's a big year."

"For having to wait for so long that's why the excitement is so much bigger."

"I think I've handled the change very well, you know, being number two in the world, then becoming number one and actually staying there. It's a totally different, uh, ballgame really."

"So, I put the ball to the backhand."

"I always when I was a kid, uh, I dreamed for play here, but for win."

"This afternoon, following a series of threats and defiant statements, the presence of Alabama National Guardsmen was required on the University of Alabama to carry out the final and unequivocal order of the United States District Court of the Northern District of Alabama. That order called for the admission of two ...

"We owe ourselves a better country than that."

"Megamagenous bout and uh, it was a battle royale."

"And he just was like born to kill people. So I watched this thing and I go...Chuck's a great guy and he's tough and I just go this guy is just, there is a lot going on there it's going to be very tough."

"Let me state the case as briefly and simply as I can."

"Now, I'm sure that you must get discouraged at times, but there you've done better than you know, perhaps."

"One recent survey by a Washington-based research council concluded that Americans were far more religious than the people of other nations; 95 percent of those surveyed expressed a belief in God."

"I know that you've been horrified, as have I, by the resurgence of some hate groups preaching bigotry and prejudice."

"I believe we shall rise to the challenge. I believe that communism is another sad, bizarre chapter in human history whose last -- last pages even now are being written. I believe this because the source of our strength in the quest for human freedom is not material, but spiritual."

"One of our Founding Fathers, Thomas Paine, said, 'We have it within our power to begin the world over again.' We can do it."

"The business of our nation goes forward."

"You and I, as individuals, can, by borrowing, live beyond our means."

"We must act today in order to preserve tomorrow. And let there be no misunderstanding -- we?re going to begin to act beginning today."

"We?re going to begin to act beginning today."

"The economic ills we suffer have come upon us over several decades. They will not go away in days, weeks, or months, but they will go away. They will go away because we as Americans have the capacity now, as we have had in the past, to do whatever needs to be done to preserve this last and greatest bastion of freed...

"Well, this Administration?s objective will be a healthy, vigorous, growing economy that provides equal opportunities for all Americans with no barriers born of bigotry or discrimination."

"Putting America back to work means putting all Americans back to work."

"All must share in the productive work of this new beginning, and all must share in the bounty of a revived economy."

"In the days ahead, I will propose removing the roadblocks that have slowed our economy and reduced productivity. Steps will be taken aimed at restoring the balance between the various levels of government."

"The crisis we are facing today does not require of us the kind of sacrifice that Martin Treptow and so many thousands of others were called upon to make. It does require, however, our best effort, and our willingness to believe in ourselves."

"It does require, however, our best effort."

Boner shrinker!

"Betty, I can't talk to you when you're like this. You're making a mountain out of a molehill."

"Betty, that's ridiculous."

"We can win, we can consistently win and beat some good hockey teams."

Brave New PAC releases an ad criticizing John McCain.

"Yeah, maybe sometimes that might be the case. Maybe sometimes I'll say maybe it's better if I stay away today."

"You never want to see it happen, but in a way that could be definitely something that brings us closer."

"I'm on Bob's side."

"It was a blind date that my friend set me up with and, and he didn't show up."

"Believe me, I already am."

"No, it's funny somebody came up to me and was like, 'Whoa, there was no football commissioner in, you know, 1925.' I go, 'I know, I made it up, you know. Bite my head off. It's a comedy.'"

"I wanted to do something besides an issues film."

"I was better prepared to handle it."

"It seems to me that you're not allowed then to build up this fortress around you of understanding."

"He has an opportunity now to move the world back from the abyss of destruction."

"It was a big game for our seniors, since it was senior night. So we just wanted to send them home. Have a memorable last game for them."

"In the last two games I think we got back to playing the normal Kansas basketball that we used to play."

"The Maliki government survives only on the basis of U.S. arms."

"And it's possible that they might decide to go out in some blaze of glory and just see what happens."

"The Bush Maliki Declaration had nothing to do with the Congress or Parliament or any other official institution."

Pitt: "They're all true." Clooney: "Believe everything you hear."

"Believe everything you hear."

"And I cannot forget that the Nobel Prize for Peace was also a commission -- a commission to work harder than I had ever worked before for 'the brotherhood of man.' This is a calling that takes me beyond national allegiances."

"In the summer time it's a big playground. In the winter time about 5 months out of the year it's a big playground as well where we snow machine and ice skate on the lake."

"The biggest modification is we put auxiliary fuel tank in the back because some of the stretches on the race are longer than what a stock fuel tank can get us from point a to point b."

"The leaders of Hanoi considered the presence of American troops in support of the Diem regime to have been the initial military breach of the Geneva Agreement concerning foreign troops."

"There is such a thing as being too late."

"I have always tried to do what was best for the nation."

"Because of the Watergate matter I might not have the support of the Congress."

"As we look to the future, the first essential is to begin healing the wounds of this nation."

"I've been friends with Bob for about 20 years."

"No, they said it was gonna be red."

"Neither. I use duct tape."

"I'm like one of those bad joke tellers where I go, and then they--no, that's not it."

"Bernanke needs to focus on this."

"And Bill Pool has no idea what it's like out there."

"He has got to listen. He has got to call somebody. Bernanke has to call someone."

"It can and will. But it won't end well when I'm thinking about this for the individual shareholders. Who basically just says, 'Oh I see. Big joke. Okay, I wasn't in on it."

"And we intend to be very focused on, on having this the best transition ever done in the world, to create the best financial services company in the world."

"Merrill Lynch of course is the best wealth manager and the premiere wealth manager in the world."

"We're the largest small business bank in the country. We're the largest middle market bank in the country."

"So this is a bet on Steinert. I want to buy waste management."

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"And I think that you have to buy them on the way down for very swift moves."

"I believe that there is a reasonable chance that the biggest part of that housing correction can be behind us in a number of months. I'm not saying two or three months."

"But oil is up 35 dol--40 dollars since then."

"Where you're going to have a bond issue in November, where there's going to be three billion dollars. A lot of it allocated to natural gas buying."

"Part because they've taken, taken much bigger share in the market. And also cause there's a lot of fees associated with it."

"Let me tell you something, instead of borrowing my lines he needs to borrow some of our ideas."

Donkey:"What do you see?" Puss:"Toadstool softner?" Donkey:"Oh yeah right! I'm sure a nice BM is a perfect solution for marital problems!"

"Bah whizzes on you guys!"

Auntie:"What's this!! Do you think I don't know the law?! Wasn't it me who wrote it?! And I say that this man has broken the law! Right or wrong, we had a deal... and the law says, bust a deal, face the wheel." The Collector:"Bust a deal and face the wheel!"

"You know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes brass balls to sell real estate."

"You have to be closing all the time!"

"Being addicted to we call it opium, OPM - other people's money. Spending that, investing that."

"Barack Obama has had 94 opportunities to be on the side of the American tax payer. And 94 times he has chosen to be on the opposite side."

"Britney pushed me."

"Well it means they have to look into the mirror and perhaps accept they are bankrupt in terms of appealing to the population in terms of ideas."

"I'm not here to say that Britain's Got Talent is the number one show."

"Oh enough about you. Back to me."

"Yes, five times. Yes. And, but I haven't been nominated for three years."

"George Bush, was--what did Ann Richards say? He was born with a silver foot in his mouth."

"Well, there's something weird and creepy about it. I mean I think that these kids have been in the business too long already."

"But nowadays, they take the clothes off. I mean the worst thing was the paten leather shoes. You see my point?"

"But I would just have to remind you that, A, this was your idea. B, I tried to discourage you from doing it. And I was very proud of you then, because you achieved an almost unprecedented, I think, level of fame and fortune, which is what you said you wanted."

"But one of the biggest areas of disagreement finally, could I just say, was over Iraq."

"Well, I based it on what's the best for the country. I looked at her record. I looked at her."

"Oh I think there is no doubt we're gonna see when the numbers come out that we are officially in recession. I think for a lot of people they've been feeling that we've been in a recession for years now."

"We've seen what Bush-McCain policies has done to our economy. Now John McCain wants to do the same to our health care. McCain just published an article praising Wall Street deregulation. Said he'd reduce oversight of the health insurance industry too."

"And I always write words biographically, always."

"It's not, you know, it's not a burning, burning thing that both, burning desire that both of us have to do it."

"I'm like a black boy in a girl's--in a white girls body."

"I'm gonna buy her album."

"Having to go through struggles. And be, you know, be such a leader."

Bill: "I predict that Senator Obama will win and will win pretty handily." Barack: "There you go."

"I think it's going to be months that we're working our way through this period, clearly months. But remember, the long-term fundamentals are very solid."

"Buyers need financing."

"It's a safe banking system, a sound banking system, our regulators are on top of it, and this is a very manageable situation."

"Barack Obama is the presidential nominee."

"But the truth is, it's not out there. The information's not out there."

"You think that companies who have now established, I'm talking about foreign companies that have opened up auto companies in the United States, they've opened up in the southern states. You think they are going to become General Motors and Ford."

"We have been reactive for too long, it's time now to look to the future and be decisive."

"It is no longer something to talk about, we have to begin acting."

"Bermuda, it's more than just a vacation destination for John McCain. McCain went to Bermuda and while he was there pledged to protect tax breaks for American corporations who hide their profits offshore."

"There's an immediate built in underbelly to it, because of the context of how they meet."

"I think for sure they're going to know better than I do."

"We're not just to just the diehard, I mean I think the diehard comic book fans and diehard Watchmen fans are gonna love it. But it will be nice to sort of branch out to people that are like, yeah, right, I have been hearing about this. Ok, what is this?"

"And then when I got away from my own experiences and just began to study history and the history of wars."

"A, because you can take out your aggressions in many ways. You don?t have to take them out by killing people."

"Make a way my God. Bring finances her way."

"I think, for Senator Obama -- I told you before, I think he'll win. I think he'll win because I think he's run a responsive campaign to the issues. I think he's intelligent. I think he's really tried to come to grips with-- like this financial crisis here; he's tried to come up with answers."

"The most important thing is, Barack Obama's going to win!"

"By taking us all to Vegas."

"The best looking date I've ever had."

"But it doesn't change the fact that there are women who get divorced in order to punish out of this bitter, bitter hatred."

"I'm bringing the curves back."

"Yea, me and Lindsay are really close. She's like my best friend."

"The music festival out there called Bonnaroo and we stayed on a bus in little cubbies, like bunk beds, but they were little cubby holes, like a coffin."

"Yea that brings up stories."

"Yea that's a big deal. We need to get some more guys from down there. We love the guys coming up."

Letterman: "It makes me believe something has gone haywire with the campaign." Shaffer: "What do you think it could be?" Letterman: "I don't know. Something's gotten to him. And somebody said, 'You know what? Blow Letterman off -- he's a lightweight.'" Shaffer: "'Blow him off!'"

"And I try to leave them better off then they were before."

"Well I think you got a bipartisan situation here. I think they better pull up the table and take off the Democrat and Republican hats and go to work."

"It seemed like, I think, a bigger campaign than it was."

"That was the one thing I was always disappointed in. It was the only thing that ever mattered. I always wanted Born to Run to be like a big hit single."

"That's like, a bunch of jive."

"People must see that this is a battle of light and darkness."

"Well, I can't be blamed for something like that, you'd have to blame Richard Simmons."

"Well, I can't be blamed for something like that, you'd have to blame Richard Simmons and Liberace."

"It's better to use a curse word than to hurt somebody else, I find."

"So it's hard to say what is the cause, you know, is it bad parents or is it the music?"

"But I don't have any regrets."

"I didn't know I knew that many people, but they know me."

"And then all of a sudden boom the financial system blows up."

"But Senator Obama also has a big stake in doing well in the Jewish community in Florida."

"I think that people can relate to that, that its not some big fancy doctrine or something. These are stuff, things that we can do everyday."

"It's time to get our economy back on track and put the middle class first again. And that's why I approve this message."

"Shocked the world. Not ourselves. We knew we could do it. Number 1 team in the nation? Who cares? Go back home."

"What we saw yesterday afternoon for the first time was one page with bullet points."

"Like McCain jokes are just easy jokes. Oh I don't want a president with a bucket list."

"Bin Laden did more movies than Sam Jackson."

"Back in the lab you get to see Bruce and Lloyd have their own misadventures."

"Yeah, Shisimire Village its just right off the coast of Alaska, just right at the bottom of the Arctic Circle. There are natives that have lived there for thousands of years and they are being forced off because of coastal erosion."

"We boosted confidence in money market mutual funds and acted to prevent major investors from intentionally driving down stocks for their own personal gain."

"America's financial system is back on track."

"Optimism about housing values also led to a boom in home construction."

"Democratic capitalism is the best system ever devised."

"Remember, the beneficiaries of this program are not just those who sell the asset, but all market participants and the economy as a whole."

"I am betting on the Congress doing the right thing for the American public."

Bono, the King of Ireland

Be it, from Hamid Kharzi the president of Afghanistan, or Jalal Talabani, the president of Iraq... or or Bono the king of Ireland

"People ask me, 'Who can propel America out of this economic freefall and put us back on track?' And I tell them, 'Barack Obama is the only Democratic nominee for President.'"