Oprah: "What grade would you give yourself for this year?" Barack Obama: "Um, good solid B+." Oprah: "B+." Barack Obama: "Yeah, I mean I think that we have inherited the biggest set of challenges of any president since Franklin Delano Roosevelt. We stabilized the economy, prevented the possibilities of a Great Depre...
"I didn't even get a birthday card. I got nothing out of this relationship but a broken heart."
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"Okay, big smiles shall we family."
"Baaa! Hum bug."
"Baaa! Hum bug."
Anita: Buying on credit is so nice. Bernardo: One look at us and they charge twice.
I built a snowman and now we’re gonna dance, You and me will dance with all the snowmans,
"Excuse me, maybe I wasn't clear, I had a love child. An illegitimate, out of wedlock, parents not married, baby bastard love child. I mean don't you people care? God almighty…"
"Many of Tiger's girlfriends are meaningless one night stands. He barely spent any time with them. Certainly not enough to effect his work; unlike us."
"There is a place like no place on earth. Some say to survive it you need to be as mad as a Hatter, which luckily I am."
Me-"Brooklyn was an independent city until its consolidation with New York City in 1898, and continues to maintain a distinct culture, independent art scene, and unique architectural heritage. "
Me: "Brooklyn has long been a magnet for immigrants, and many ethnic groups dominate a particular ethnic neighborhood. However, with gentrification on the rise, many of Brooklyn's neighborhoods are now becoming increasingly diverse with an influx of immigrants integrating its neighborhoods. It presently has substant...
"The insurance industry knows all this. That’s why they’re at it again, using their muscle in Washington to try to block a vote they know they will lose. They’re lobbying. They’re running ads. They’re spending millions of dollars to kill health insurance reform, just like they’ve done so many times before. They wan...
"Back abs!"
“If a mandate was the solution we could try that to solve homelessness by mandating everybody buy a house. The reason they don’t have a house is they don’t have the money.”
Man: Yeah, our small Tea Bag group here at White Cross and we got our vigil together and took Dr. Coburn’s instructions and prayed real hard that Senator Dodd couldn’t show up and vote the other night. How hard did you pray because is see one of our members is missing this morning. Did it backfire? Did one of our me...
"Democrats explained as they drove out of sight, better coverage for all, even our friends on the right."
"Olympic bids were spurned, And Michael Vick returned, Brett Favre's is coming back. No wait he's out! No wait he's in."
"Joe Wilson yelled, "You lie!" Balloon Boy soared so high, I run a burnt-out, bankrupt Golden state!"
Is this the real life, Living on Caprica. We're protected by The Battlestar Galactica. To our surprise, Look up to the skies and see… It's the genocide, of all humanity (Ho-lo-cost) The Cylons nuked the twelve, all to Hell. What T.F.? F.T.L.! Anywhere the fleet goes, doesn't really matter to me… To me. ...
"Baltar, 'Doctor horrible', Gets distracted by some curves, This Gaius getting on my nerves."
"Be a lady."
Adam Feller: "You can buy a black hole." Paul Morgan: "I'm not sure black hole sends exactly the right message at this point n the relationship."
“A woman went into a green grocer and asked the clerk for a pound of broccoli. Oh ma’am I’m so sorry we just don’t have any broccoli today. How about a pound of spinach? Oh okay, I’ll have a pound of broccoli. Maybe you didn’t understand, we just don’t have broccoli. How about a pound of string beans? Um, alright, I...
A lady is taking her young son to his first day in school. She’s waling him to school and she says…giving him a lecture: now Bubele this is a marvelous day for you Bubele. You’re never going to forget it. Now remember Bubele to behave in school. Now remember Bubele anytime you want to speak you raise your hand. They...
"Balls."
"I oughta break a broom handle off in your ass!"
"Balls of steel."
"Blow it out your ass!"
Your Butt Is Mine Gonna Take You Right Just Show Your Face In Broad Daylight I'm Telling You On How I Feel Gonna Hurt Your Mind Don't Shoot To Kill Come On, Come On, Lay It On Me All Right... I'm Giving You On Count Of Three To Show Your Stuff Or Let It Be . . . I'm Telling You Just Watch Your Mouth I Know Your Gam...
This here's a tale for all the fellas Try to do what those ladies tell us Get shot down cause you're over zealous Play hard to get an females get jealous Ok smartie, go to a party Girls are stancin the crowd is showin body A chick walks by you wish you could sex her But you're standin on the wall like you was Poinde...
What happens when scientific research borders on science fiction? Michael Belfiore, author of the new book The Department of Mad Scientists, talks about the bizarre projects happening behind the scenes at DARPA — the secretive research arm of the Department of Defense.
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"I mean, Snooki…jeesh. I never thought people like that existed. Is that bad? And the reason why I watch it, it's because it's literally like watching Avatar. It's like I don't know anything about this…it's magical. It's really magical. It's like these people...and it's hilarious and it's just the worst show but the...
"I'd pick The Situation. What a body. It's like he's got a 15 pack. When he lifts his shirt up it's unbelievable…he's a machine. This is weird and I don't know this for a fact but he smells like probably pineapple juice."
"Whenever Giovanni Ribisi is on the screen I just have…and I'm not even gay, it's something about his droopy eyes."
"The extent to which he can recover seems to me depends on his faith. He is said to be a Buddhist. I don't think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith. My message to Tiger would, 'Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a g...
Chirped by @y5nthon5a
"Burp, turn, blow it out of your mouth or out of your nose."
"So why do white people always wear Birkenstocks so much."
President Obama demands answers about the failed Christmas Day terror attack. Obama's High Level Terror Summit
Come my lady Come come my lady you're my butterfly Sugar.baby Come my lady Come come my lady you're my butterfly Sugar.baby Such a sexy,sexy pretty little thing Fierce nipple pierce you got me sprung with your tongue ring and I ain't gonna lie cause your loving gets me high So to keep you by my side t...
"I'm on a raft in the pacific ocean. I've collected some fresh water but it's full of bird droppings and it's rancid. Drink this and you'd probably vomit and risk worsening dehydration. But there is a way of using it to gain life giving fluids. I'm going to give myself an enema. I'm not expecting this to be particul...
"We got a big game versus Carolina at home and another tough defense and a team that can run the ball and do good things on offense so we got our hands full and we got to get back to playing better football."
Scoops: "Champ, champ, the game was a bare knuckle brawl like Dempsey and Tony. Did you expect the boys from the Big D to ration up the pressure and make you do the Lynda Hop all day long?" Eli Manning: "Um, we knew it was going to be a tough battle. We knew they were going to play well. They're talented on defense....
Scoops: "Champ, champ talk about your Beantown offence in the second half? They treated the boys from Big D like a couple of flapper girls who were a little loopy on the ole gin and juice." Bill Bellichick: "Next."
Chirped by @Cazzerz
Bedford-Stuyvesant is a neighborhood in the central portion of the New York City, USA, borough of Brooklyn. Formed in 1930, the neighborhood is part of Brooklyn Community Board 3, Brooklyn Community Board 8 and Brooklyn Community Board 16. The neighborhood is served by the NYPD's 79th and 81st precincts. In the City...
Many properties are being renovated in the neighborhood. Crime overall is down in Bedford Stuyvesant by 15 percent from last year, down 28 percent from 2001, and down 70 percent from 1994. A number of white and middle class blacks as well as a large number of students have moved into the area. New clothing stores, m...
Chirped by @Cazzerz
Chirped by @Cazzerz
Chirped by @Cazzerz
Chirped by @Cazzerz