"Policies that were built on budget recklessness. When President Bush took office he inherited President Clinton's surpluses."

"The legislation has failed. The crisis has not gone away. We must work in a bipartisan way in order to have another bite at the apple in terms of some legislation."

"We think that the mechanisms in this plan were the best to deal with the crisis that we are facing. So the core of this plan that was outlined we think will solve the problem."

"We are not babies who suck their thumbs. We had very principled reasons for voting no."

"But Democrats blocked the reforms. Lone sword and then the bubble burst. And tax payers are on the hook for billions."

Announcer: "Bill Clinton knows who was responsible." Bill Clinton: "I think that the responsibility that the Democrats have may rest more in resisting any efforts by Republicans in the Congress or by me when I was President to put some standards and tighten up a little on Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac."

Darlene: "Why do you guys feel like you need to live together so soon in your relationship?" Spencer: "Because...why not?"

"I was the first person to walk in this door and say that Barack Obama was phenomenal in his Democratic National Convention speech, back in 2004."

"And there are those issues -- again, like 'Roe v. Wade' -- where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there."

"I've worked on a lot of things, takedowns, takedowns and being put in worse positions."

"I'm building a solid foundation here."

"At times I could find myself being a little unpredictable, but then I've got to come back to my senses and figure out what I've got going on."

"You got a bigger picture here, you've got to look at the bigger picture."

"I could probably break a spleen, rupture a liver."

"It's Kimbo Slice and he has got so much hype from YouTube coming into MMA, and he's very intimidating looking, he's very marketable, so there's a lot there, and I've been in this business a very long time, and I've got some of the biggest ratings in TV and pay-per-views, so I see this breaking all records."

"You step in and do the best you can with what you got."

"And my hope and expectation is that they will change the rules and allow silicone to be back on the market because it should be."

"Its been awfully tough on him and its going to continue to be tough on him."

"It's just a matter of now both parties coming together to figure out what's the right value for that."

"And there's one guy who will help me to bring here, it, it has to be Lou."

"Absolutely. Yeah, I've been to a therapist."

"There's nothing wrong with it when it comes to being a single woman."

"He never gave me business advice."

"Barack Obama and Sen. Obiden, you've said no to everything in trying to find a domestic solution to the energy crisis that we're in. You even called drilling -- safe, environmentally-friendly drilling offshore as raping the outer continental shelf."

"Well, they're both extremely dangerous."

"So they're both very dangerous. They both would be game changers."

"No one in the United States Senate has been a better friend to Israel than Joe Biden. I would have never, ever joined this ticket were I not absolutely sure Barack Obama shared my passion."

"Nuclear weaponry, of course, would be the be all, end all of just too many people in too many parts of our planet, so those dangerous regimes, again, cannot be allowed to acquire nuclear weapons, period."

"These people know the middle class has gotten the short end. The wealthy have done very well. Corporate America has been rewarded. It's time we change it. Barack Obama will change it."

"Given the way that Sarah Palin came into that debate. All the questions that were being raised, all the attacks, I think any fair minded person has to come away kind of amazed with the good job that she did. It was one of the better debate performances I've ever seen."

"And it really is dishonest to try to paint John McCain as some kind of a Bush 2."

"I was really interested to read about Barack's friends from Chicago."

"What he article also concluded is that if Senator McCain had hung out with somebody who had bombed abortion clinics, no one would consider it illegitimate."

Phillips: "Is she smarter than Joe Biden? You know Joe Biden, and she's going for the vice-presidential position." Lieberman: "But that's-- No, but that's not--"

"The federal government is run up and I'll balance the federal budget by the end of my tem in office."

"Everybody knows that if I get it to the ground, go into the leglock, obviously that's there, but he knows that's there."

Dave: "It makes me believe somethin is going haywire with the campaign." Paul: "What do you think it could be?" Dave: "I don't know, somethin's gotten to him and somebody said, you know what? Blow Letterman off, he's a lightweight." Paul: Blow him off." Dave: "Yeah."

"I mean the guy who came from you know an alcoholic…not an alcoholic but a bump at the age of 40 years hold he turned his whole life around through evangelism and his faith and his family and he became president."

"So I think on January 21 Bush and Cheney will become fugitives from justice heading back to Texas and there better be some sheriffs pursuing them."

"If he doesn’t stop illegal wire tapping, if he doesn't get out of the criminal war in Iraq, he will become a war criminal. You see so he has to think very carefully."

"Well Ayers of course was brought up by the New York Times the other day and I was responding to the news of the day that being Bill Ayers."

"You know what's next? Blaming that he didn't know two of his biggest supporters were running Fannie Mae the sub-prime mortgage giant."

"The fact is, TV is better than ever."

"It's part of the best comedies on television."

"I got her a car, uh, she had it one week, and uh, banged the whole back of it up."

"It's a big Italian feast--anybody that's been to the big one in New York in Little Italy knows exactly what it is."

"So this rescue package means that we will stabilize markets, we will shore up these institutions. But it's not enough. That's why we're going to have to go out into the housing market and we're going to have to buy up these bad loans."

"What's the best way of fixing it? Nuclear power."

"Oil drilling offshore now is vital so that we can bridge the gap. We can bridge the gap between imported oil."

"He's had to buck his own party and buck the other party. He has truly been the maverick."

"I'm glad to be here. The girls from the swimming team challenged me to a race and I told her I was the black Michael Phelps..."

"I thought we were beyond this place that it seems to be going."

"He's got the blood lines."

"I tell people when I'm out on the campaign trail, we have to change the way we see politics forever. We can't go back to the way things were when we sort of voted and some people didn't and some people didn't pay attention. We have to be vigilant."

"Look, I'm trying to go around minefields these days, not blunder into them."

"Obama's blind ambition. When convenient he worked with terrorist Bill Ayers. When discovered he lied. Obama, blind ambition, bad judgment."

"Congressional liberals fought for risky sub-prime loans. Congressional liberals fought against more regulation. Then the housing market collapsed costing you billions. In crisis we need leadership, not bad judgment."

"I have the best running mate in all this, John McCain, who has a track record of doing the same. So it's a good team, and I look forward to this."

"The American people are…I don't like to use the world fear because Americans by nature know we can overcome any challenge, but they're very badly shaken out there."

"But I have every right to insist that he be candid and truthful with the American people. And he needs to be asked about it and he needs to be forthcoming."

"First the Federal Government will use a portion of the $700 billion financial rescue plan to inject capital into banks by purchasing equity shares. This new capital will help healthy banks continue making loans to businesses and consumers."

"The federal reserve will soon finalize work on a new program to serve as a buyer of last resort for commercial paper."

"They already started the war when they came out here and bombed me like Pearl Harbor the other night."

"What I want to do is have some of this $750 billion -- about $300 billion of it -- go and buy out these bad mortgage -- and, of course, the parameters are for people it's a primary residence, a certain income level and all that -- and give them a new mortgage."

"Obviously Barack and Joe are going to win. We're going to win some more Senate seats and some house seats."

"If we're going to solve two wars, the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression, if we can -- if we're going to focus on lifting wages that have declined over the last eight years and create jobs here in America, then Democrats, independents and Republicans, we're going to have to be able to work together."

"God has blessed me with a jewel."

"You should see what goes on behind the scenes."

"It becomes a game."

"Become educated. Don't sit there and take everyone else's opinion. I mean listen to them. Find the information out for yourself. Don't get it second hand."

"Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jorel to save the Planet Earth."

"First of all, my middle name is not what you think. It's actually Steve. That's right. Barack Steve Obama."

"But I've said before, and I think it bears repeating, that there are very few of us who have served this country with the same dedication and honor and distinction as Senator McCain."

McCain: "With all due respect--" Letterman: "Yes, but I--" McCain: "She had the leadership experience that's necessary to run bureaucracies. To reform." Letterman: "I know. I know." McCain: "And because she was not known in the Georgetown cocktail circuit doesn't matter to me."

"Buddy of mine saw him in Trenton."

Letterman: "But how would you get bin Laden? Let's just start there." McCain: "Well, first of all, obviously you don't want to say, exactly. But the point--" Letterman: "But you do have a plan."

"I like very much Corky Buchek. You know Corky Buchek, bing bong bing bong bing, de la ding de ding."

"I've been dead once already, it's very liberating. You should think of it as, uh, therapy."

"We are told to remember the idea, not the man. Because a man can fail. He can be caught, he can be killed and forgotten. But 400 years later an idea can still change the world."

"Tonight I give you my most solemn vow that justice will be swift, it will be righteous, and it will be without mercy."

Mr. Miyagi: "Bonsai tree." Daniel: "Bonsai tree." Mr. Miyagi: "Bonsai." Daniel: "Bonsai."

Mr. Miyagi: "Bonsai!!!" Daniel: "To baby trees." Mr. Miyagi: "Ah, Bonsai. Bonsai!" Daniel: "Bonsai." Mr. Miyagi: "Bonsai!"

Ricky Bobby: "I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don’t chew Big Red then F(beep) You!"

"You would bury yourself alive just to prove you could handle the shovel."

"Not all my thinking occurs below the belt. I mean, I actually stand for a few things beside where my next romantic interlude is coming from."

"She's the best thing that could have happened to my campaign and to America."

"Barack Obama in return was pretty unflustered, smiled, kind of laughed at some of the attacks John McCain was making."

"As far as city goes, LA city, we just come to work every single day and try to do the best job that we can."

"I think Barbra Streisand was up there, Jim J. Bullock was up there."

"Not to get, you know, off on being too sportsy."

"Boston's come back, though."

"Well, I think it’s just a statement of fact, frankly, and in my book, I talk about the fact that there are a lot of big issues out there, but that also something unexpected – you always have to be prepared for that."

"God forbid somebody would do some reporting on Barack Obama’s use of drugs."

"Doesn't sound like you're supporting Barack the Wealth Spreader in this election."

"And I say to my friend John McCain if he's really serious when he said this morning on one of the shows that this election is all about the economy, then I say John stop your ads! Bring down those robocalls!"

"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

"Beware of Gaius, he'll pour a honeyed potion in your ear and you'll wake up one day and all you'll say is Republic! Republic!"

Amber: "Well why should I?", Ben Richards:"Because I'm going to say pleeeeeeease."

"You know what - someday, I'm going to break every record in the book."

"Oh you can bet against anybody, anything!"

"I just love a big strong man who's not afraid to show it with someone half his size. Be gentle it's my first time."

"Burn baby burn!"

one of britney's mom's pubic hairs

"He had warned voters that Barack was not prepared yet to be president, and that the presidency is not a place for on-the-job training. So there was confirmation that in the comments that he made."

"There’s no question that Bill Ayers via his own admittance was one who sought to destroy our U.S. Capitol and our Pentagon. That is a domestic terrorist. There’s no question there."

Taylor McKessie, will you please be my date to the senior prom?

"You've got to give them the benefit of the doubt."

"Because of fear, people were saying, banks were saying, I'd rather have that money in the federal reserve, getting very low interest rate, than taking the risk of lending it to some other bank."

"We're gonna bring our leverage ratios down a little more."

"We've just become a bank holding company."

"This is about bringing stability back into the system."

"We need to get the consumer back in the housing market."

"We're building that foundation as we speak."

"Not that I don't feel like I'm part of the team by no means."

"You raise taxes during an economic crisis time, as we did in -- back in the time of Herbert Hoover, you send the country into a depression."

"I've always said we would be out based on conditions."

"A big issue for the American people."

"Holy shit, did you see that fucking head come apart man? I never seen brains like that before man."

"Your balls are showing."

Ben: "I am no longer your doctor." Paul: "What. Because of this?" Ben: "Because of this little double homicide! Yes because of this!"

Ben: "Dad, you're not coming to my wedding?" Ben's Dad: "We wanna be there, but I've got three book signings next weekend. I can't piss off these big bookstores. If I cancel, they stick me down on the bottom shelf...that's the way they are." Ben: "I know, that's the word on the street. Barnes is okay, but that Nob...

Clark W. Griswold: "Burn some dust here, eat my rubber!" Rusty Griswold: "Dad, I think what ya mean is, burn rubber, and eat my dust." Clark W. Griswold: "Whatever Russ, whatever."

"Bingo!"

"Let's go, let's go. I'm bored, let's go."

"Sean, that hurts. You're not having any fun, are you Sean? Why don't you come with us? Try terrorism for hire, we'll blow some shit up. It's more fun."

"Bob, Bob had bitch tits."

Narrator: "Tyler you are by far the most interesting single serving friend I have ever met. See obviously everything on a plane is single serving even the people..." Tyler: "Oh, I get it, it's very clever." Narrator: "Thank you." Tyler: "How's that working out for you?" Narrator: "What?" Tyler: "Being clever?" ...

"Babies don't sleep this well."

"Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one."

"I look around, I look around, I see a lot of new faces. (crowd laughing) Shut up. which means a lot of you have been breaking the first two rules of fight club."

"You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?"

"I hope your dick's bigger than this man."

Gary & Wyatt: "By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? -Ceremonial."

"You're a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant, but scary."

"I think we had a bad influence on her"

"Well, boo-fucking-hoo."

"Oh, no thanks. We bottom feeders, we prefer cereal first."

"Your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks. You got that?"

"Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?"

"You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates, you're well on your way to becoming one."

"Sorry about this, I know it's a bit silly."

"You believe this prick?"

Jack: "Wendy." Wendy: "Stay away." Jack: "Darling, light of my life, I'm not going to hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said I'm not going to hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in."

Lloyd: "What'll it be, sir?" Jack: "Hair of the dog that bit me." Lloyd: "Bourbon on the rocks." Jack: "That'll do it."

"Let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration…you're distracting me! And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. Understand?"

"My name is Bobby Boucher."

"You know half these gook whores are serving officers in the Viet Cong? The other half have got TB. Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough."

Meg: "Beatrice has been showing signs of depression." Hamilton: "She's also been very very angry with us. Ever since she saw us having sex. Therapist: When you were having sex was in different or unusual in any way?" Meg: "We got a book, Kama Sutra. I lit some candles, played some music and got myself into a positio...

"You beast... You savage... C'mon, bark like a dog for me!"

"I was born to rub you, I was born to lick your face, I was born to rub you, but you were born to rub me first."

Dory: "Bad Squishy! Bad Squishy! Marlin: "Shoo!"

Don: "We're looking at Saturday, but you're needed in London this Friday." Gal: "It's a bit sudden isn't it?" Don: "Sudden, no it's very far from sudden. Teddy's been working on this for 5 months, Stan almost that long...I've been in on it for 2. It's not sudden, preperation, preperation, preperation. As far as the ...

"Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millenia, evolution leaps forward."

"This is football night on ESPN 2, 5, and 6. Hike! It's the Temple Owls...against Ohio U Chitlin Leagues...in the city of Philadelphia. And tonight, ladies and gentlemen...we're out of time, and have fun."

"I've seen people stay too long, and they get burned-out and bitter and they're not coming up with new stuff."

"We all started balling our eyes out."

"The real question is who will make us better off four years from now. That's what we should be focusing on. And you got it right, Barack Obama."

"Later, at, like, 11:30, right before the show, Governor Palin was like, 'Oh, is Alice-- Did she go home?' and I was like, 'Yeah, she went home.' She's like, 'Oh, 'cause Bristol would've babysat!'"

"He's a lot like his mom. His girls are the only thing that can break him down."

Brad Lidge... remains perfect.

"I will tell you, Jon, that being on your program, I think, is further evidence of these tendencies, so...."

"The point is that Barack Obama has along track record of being around anti-Semitic, anti-Israel, and anti-American rhetoric."

"Most, even today, most senior executive's compensation tend to come in bonuses and stock options. Which would not be impacted by this, as I understand it."

"That was the bond between them."

"Basketball is a global game."

"Being able to help the charity that we'll be helping."

"C'mon big fella, let's see what 'ya got!"

"System's got more bugs than a bait store."

"I'm warning you! You're entering a big error!"

"No!"

"No, bit brain!"

"Yes!"

Austin Powers: "Vanessa, listen, why don't we go into the back and shag?" Vanessa Kensington:"What? Austin Powers: I've been frozen for thirty years! I gotta see if my bits and pieces are still working!"

Julie:" I don't eat flesh." Marcus: "Say what?" Julie: "That's flesh that you're shoveling into your mouth. You know, that was like, a living, breathing creature, you know it probably had a name." Marcus: "It's just bologna. My bologna has a first name. "

"Somebody put me back in the fridge."

Phoenix: "What can I say? I'm a blast from the past! hahaha!" Spartan: "You should have stayed there."

"And he said that sure if the industry wants to build new coal…power plants and they can go ahead and try he says. But they can do it only in a way that will bankrupt the coal industry and he's comfortable letting that happen. And you got to listen to the tape."

Wyatt: "You ever want to be somebody else?" Stranger: "I'd like to try Porky Pig." Wyatt: "I never wanted to be anybody else."

"Come on bucket head !!"

Debra: "Hey A.J. I made you a button. Stupid". A.J.: "Debra your just in time. Surprise!" (Rex Manning song plays.)

President: "10:15 is American Fisheries?" Janie: "Yes sir, they're giving you a 200 pound halibut." President: "Janie, make a note.  We need to schedule more events where somebody gives me a really big fish." Janie: "Yes sir!" President: "Janie, I'm kidding." Janie: "Of course, sir."

"System's got more bugs than a bait store."

"I'm warning you! You're entering a big error!"

"No, bit brain!"

"No!"

"C'mon big fella, let's see what 'ya got!"

"Yes!"

Dr. Sobel: "Dad, you're not coming to my wedding?" Dr. Sobel's Dad: "We wanna be there, but I've got three book signings next weekend! I can't piss off these big bookstores! If I cancel, they stick me down on the bottom shelf....THAT'S the way they are!" Dr. Sobel:" I know, that's the word on the street. Barnes...

"Do you really want the love of your life hanging around with a guy who looks as though he could satisfy a blue whale?"

"Ladies and gentlemen...Mr. Burt Bacharach. (Song begins to play)"

Radar Man: "Well, it appears to be in the shape of a Big Boy!" Commander Gilmour: "Good God! He's back!" Radar Man:" Well, in many ways, the Big Boy never left, sir. He's always offered the same high-quality meals at competitive prices." Commander Gilmour: "Shutup!"

"Oh Behave!"

"Oh, behave! Yeah, yeah baby, yeah!"

Sydney:" If he honestly thinks that the environmental community is going to whistle a happy tune while rallying support around this pitifully lame mockery of environmental leadership just because he's a nice guy and has done better than his predecessors, then your boss is the chief executive of fantasyland!" Presid...

"Come Rameses...We will show Pharoah your new baby brother....Moses."

Jack: "You think she's ready?" Chauffeur: "Ready for what?" Jack: "The black experience."

U.S. Bates: "He bought a black man." Fancy Bates: "I wasn't aware that we sold them."