"I have been chosen! Farewell my friends! I go on to a better place!"
"Ya big lizard!"
"I am Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universal Protection Unit."
"Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Brer Rabbit couldn't get out of this!"
"The boozehounds return!"
"Now you all just sit there and keep your mouths shut, while I go listen to my Britney Spears records!"
American TV Anchor: "But, Mr. Minister, it isn't like this film is the first troublesom thing to come out of Canada. Let us not forget Bryan Adams." Canadian Film Minister: "Now, now, the Canadian Government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions!"
"Uh oh! Here comes the bad year blimp!"
Colonel Sandurz: "Sir! Had you better buckle up!" Dark Helmet: "Aaaah….buckle this!"
Mr. Garrison: "Well, your moms are just upset. Theyr'e probably all on their periods or something." Gregory: "Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement." Mr. Garrison: "Well, I'm sorry, Wendy. But I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
"Why? Because we're the Griswolds!"
Cronauer: "Now, here's the weather, we're going to go right to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt. Roosevelt, how's it goin'?" Funny voice: "Adrian, I'm with somebody! Don't ever come here and bother me right now!" Cronauer: "Well thanks, Roosevelt. Can't you give us a little weather?" Funny voice: "Not now, man! I'm on the ...
Monstar: "You're all washed up....BALDIE!!" Jordan: "Baldie?"
"But it wasn't until now....that the legend could finally come to life! "
BONJOUR! JE SUIS LE GRANDE MUZZY
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Reporter: Peggy Joseph took her daughter out of school early on Wednesday for this: her emotions ran high after Obama's speech. Peggy: It was the most memorable time of my life, I...it was a touching moment because I never thought this day would ever happen. I won't have to work out how to put gas in my car, I wo...
"To find the necessary compromises to bridge our differences."
"To the best campaign team ever assembled in the history of politics – you made this happen, and I am forever grateful for what you've sacrificed to get it done."
"That is blessing enough for anyone."
"Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington – it began in the backyards of Des Moines and the living rooms of Concord and the front porches of Charleston. It was built by working men and women who dug into what little savings they had to give five dollars and ten dollars and twenty dollars to this cause...
"And, above all, I will ask you to join in the work of remaking this nation, the only way it's been done in America for 221 years -- block by block, brick by brick, calloused hand by calloused hand."
"It feels like something really big and bold has happened here like nothing ever in our lifetimes did we expect this to happen. Something big just happened here."
"One of the great things about representing this country is that it continues to surprise. It continues to renew itself. It continues to beat all odds and expectations."
"Look I don't like bullies like you. I can't see you. You can pull the plug on me. I'm looking at a dark camera."
Sway: Eric in particular is talking about a stance on sagging pants. Obama: Brothers should pull up their pants! Sway: Pull up their pants? Obama: You are walking by your mother, your grandmother, your underwear is showing. What's wrong with that? Come on.
"I believe he would have been the best pick but that is not the American's choice at this time."
"But rather from the perspective of what I believe is right and best for my country and my state."
This is going to be bigger than when Tyra Banks put on that fat suit!
"And each successive generation can create a different vision of how we have to treat each other. And I think Bill Clinton embodies that. I think he deserves credit for that."
(Phone Ringing) Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
"If even half of what you say now is true, then boy, did you try to sell the American people a bill of goods."
"Ooh! Aah! That was really scary! And if you don’t mind me saying, if that don't work your breath will certainly get the job done because you definitely need some Tic-Tacs or something because your breath stinks!"
"Have you seen my baseball?"
Pat: "Let me ask you something. Was Mary, a little big boned back in high school?" Ted: "Big boned? No not at all." Pat: "Then I guess she packed on a few pounds over the years." Ted: "Oh yeah, so she's a little chubby?" Pat: "Oh I'd say about a deuce, deuce and a half. Not bad."
" I can avoid being seen if I wish. But to disappear entirely... that is a rare gift."
Westley: "Hear this now: I will always come for you." The Princess Bride: "But how can you be sure?" Westley: "This is true love. Do you think this happens every day?"
"Oh behave. [laughing]... yeah YEAH baby YEAH!"
"Hey Partner! C'mon, you gotta relax! Don't force it! You're gonna blow out your o-ring! Drop a lung!"
"I think we had a bad influence on her."
"You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates, you're well on your way to becoming one."
"Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers"
"When my brother Harold asked me to be the best man at his wedding I was like of course, man, because you've always been there for me. Like when I was in rehab, and like the time I couldn't find my car. 'Cause Harold has always been the dependable one and I've always been the screwed up one. Right dad? Why can't you...
"See, Billy Idol gets it. I don't know why she doesn't get it."
State Trooper: "You fellas been doing a bit of Boozing have ya? Sucking back on grandpa's old cough medicine." Harry & Lloyd: "Oh no, no sir." State Trooper: "Yeah well what's that?" Harry: "That's nothing sir." Lloyd: "Yeah nothing." State Trooper: "Yeah, well you aware it's against the law to have an open alcohol ...
"Hey guys, oh big gulps huh…alright well see you later."
Lloyd: "The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her." Harry: "That's a special feeling Lloyd."
Harry: "One time we successfully mated a Bulldog with a Shitzu." Mary: "Really? That's weird." Harry: "Yeah, we called it a Bullshit."
"Holy shit! Talk about your all-time backfires!
"Damn it! I hate that Bob Barker!"
"You beast... You savage... C'mon, bark like a dog for me!"
"I was born to rub you, I was born to lick your face, I was born to rub you, but you were born to rub me first."
Clark W. Griswold: "Burn some dust here, eat my rubber!" Rusty Griswold: "Dad, I think what ya mean is, burn rubber, and eat my dust." Clark W. Griswold: "Whatever Russ, whatever."
"You know half these gook whores are serving officers in the Viet Cong? The other half have got TB. Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough."
"Oh behave. [laughing]... yeah YEAH baby YEAH!"
"But as I think Rahm will tell you ballet is actually great training for politics. He learned to leap, he learned to spin, he learned to spread his feet to the left and to the right so no one knows which direction he's heading in."
"I want you to know I brought you back your own Bacardi Gold from Puerto Rico."
"And it would do what John McCain just can't seem to do for himself, bless his heart, cause he's just not that kind of man where I was going to brag him up. And say truly he is an American hero."
"I did not know that it would be as brutal a ride as it turned out to be in terms of some of the shots taken against my kids."
ORR!!!! BOBBY ORR!!! SCORES! And the Boston Bruins have won the STANLEY CUP!
"The media likes to focus on us as individuals but the Republican Governors Association is a group committed to Governors who know that only we, by working together, can bring back the change that has been so desired by the American public."
"Very proud to be here with this group. We are united and we understand what it's going to take to get this economy back on the right track."
"What I can do specifically in helping our nation become energy independent, of course, comes from my experience as an oil and gas regulator in a huge energy-producing state."
"I would like to kind of help build back that credibility in that cornerstone of our democracy called our media, allowing for the checks and balances that government needs."
Believe me, that was not easy.
Jill Masterson: "Who are you?" James Bond: "Bond, James Bond"
"But I felt that some of the attacks that he was involved in against Senator Obama. I thought they went way beyond the pale, that they were not fair, that they were not legitimate, that they perpetuated some of these horrible myths that were run about Senator Obama."
James Bond: "My name's Bond, James Bond"
Lazar: "Mr Bond. Bullets do not kill, it is the finger that pulls the trigger" James Bond: "Exactly. I'm now aiming precisely at your groin, so speak or forever hold your peace"
Sheriff J.W. Pepper: "(laughs) I knew it! (laughs) You pordy heads have no more idea of traffic control than a goony bird! (laughs)"
"Bond, James Bond."
"Bubba was my best good friend, and even I know that ain't just something you can find around the corner."
"My mama always said, Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."
"Bond, James Bond."
“I said, put the bunny back in the box.”
Jordan: “Do you have a bed?” Mitch: “Yeah.” Jordan: “I was going to make you one if you didn't have one, but you have one. Okay, I'll see you later. Okay, bye.”
Todd: "Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?", Clark: "Bend over and I'll show you.", Todd: "You've got a lot of nerve, talking to me like that, Griswold!", Clark: "I wasn't talking to you!"
"Badges, Badges? we don't need no stinking badges! Vamonos!"
"It's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out! (laughs) What did I say, nipple? (laughs) There is a nip in the air, though."
Clark: "Tis the season to be Merry!", Salesgirl: "Well, that's my name!", Clark: "No shit!"
"You don't gotta put on your coat to go to the bathroom, and your house is always parked in the same place."
"Add all that up, I don't know what the fuck it means, but you got some bad-ass perpetrators and they're here to stay."
Robinson: "The FBI is here, now?", Cop: "Yes, sir, right over there.", Robinson: "Hold this.", Powell: "Want a breath mint?
"Oh, yeah, you blend!"
Vinny: "Dead-on balls accurate?", Lisa: "It's an industry term!"
"My biological clock is tickin' like this, and the way this case is goin', I ain't never getting' married!"
"But I tried, didn't I goddamnit, at least I did that."
"I'm going after a find of incredible historical significance, you're talking about the boogeyman! Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am!"
"Buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin. Her favorite pastimes were riding her horses and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. His name was Wesley, but she never called him that. Isn't that a wonderful beginning?"
Inigo: "You are using Bonetti's defense against me, eh?" Westley: "I thought it was fitting considering the rocky terrain."
"Bond, James Bond."
"Jesus. Bob, what button did you push?"
"Be careful what you shoot at... most things in here don't react too well to bullets."
Bond: "Can I offer an opinion? I really think you people should find a better place to meet."
"And I want to make sure that I can recreate a bond of trust between the presidency and the public that I think has been lost."
"President Elect Obama has said that the auto industry is the backbone of American manufacturing. And we can't leave here and see the backbone splinter."
"Mr. President I feel blessed by god to have had the opportunity to serve in this body. I deeply appreciate the trust that Alaskans have reposed on me."
Why do you have such a bee in your bonnet about those lady gays? You find gay men fun and fabulous - I mean, George Michael? By my preacher teacher!
I can't believe you're out of the game. It's like Picasso not painting, or Bruce Willis not combining action and rock harmonica. Don't you miss it?
"I felt like in a way it was easy. I didn't see the difference in going to dinner with someone in New York and him taking you to dinner and expecting something in return. It was more of a trade off. And you'd go to a night club and see them making out with someone. Being an escort it was a formal transaction."
"Nice-a shot, ha ha ha."
"Woo hoo ba ba ba."
"Budget reform is not an option, it's a necessity."
"Just wanted to give a brief update on my activities and my agenda."
What are ya gonna do? The odds are stacked against you, Back against the wall, You gotta give it your all, This is the final stand, The powers in you hand! Two worlds collide, On the inside, You got to fight for what's right, Before it's gone, Gone, gone, This is Bakugan!
"Oh I love it, it's the best gig in town."
"Ruth, ruth, baby? Ruth!"
"It's like my putting my uniform on you. That's how vulgarly and that's how flagrantly we're breaking the rules."
"Nation, buy my album on iTunes this Wednesday at exactly 5 pm eastern. This will propel it to the number one spot and possibly crash the national power grid."
"Have myself a refreshing Zima. Ugh, that is bottle crap."
"I'll also tell you that five hundred thousand people will die this year of cancer. And I'll also tell you that one in every four will be afflicted with this disease, and yet, somehow, we seem to have put it in a little bit of the background."
"I want to bring it back on the front table. We need your help. I need your help. We need money for research. It may not save my life. It may save my children's life. It may save someone you love. And it's very important."
"The plan that we're submitting to you is one that I think does those and many other things. And it's a plan that I and my General Motors team believe very strongly in."
"Chrysler requires this loan to get back to the transformation that began 1 year ago, gaining our independence. As a newly independent company in 2007, Chrysler was on track for financial profitability."
"The mustard belt is back in America."
"… just as long as I'm the dictator."
"I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. And, didn’t inhale."
"We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to move forward."
"Well Brian, maybe you and I could, HEY! Brian! What the crap! Look man, unless Brian is short for Brianrietta or Brian Sue, or something like that, it's just not gonna work out between you and me, okay?"
"Dear Mr. Bad, How do you know if someone's butt is stupid? I mean, is there some kinda IQ test? Crapfully yours, Tyler."
"Awww! Come on Tyler, don't you remember your Algebra man? It's called the transitive butt property. And it clearly states that they stupidity of someone's butt is greater than or equal to that person's head."
"No way Geergoe. We tried that once, trust me man, bad idea."
"I can't remember what I was looking at there, man. I think it was like a bird or a cloud that looked like a bird, you know, a bird cloud."
"Let's see, Strong Bad, with the ladies, current status, they all still want me. I mean, what can I say? I'm a chick magnet. A babe conductor. A logarithm for the ladies."
"Okay, starting again, same way, 'S', more different 'S'. Close it up real good at the top of the head, then using consummate 'Vs', give it teeth, spinities, and eye brows. And you can even add smoke or fire, or maybe some wings, if he's a wing-a-ling dragon. Let's put one of those beefy arms back on for good measur...
"Geez, that guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bite him in the face." Coach Z: "That happened once."
Homestar Runner: "Hey Strong Bad, I'm inside your house." Strong Bad: "Ohh, that sucks. What can I do for ya?" Homestar Runner: "Can I have the rest of this breakfast burrito?" Strong Bad: "I guess. What do you want it for?" Homestar runner: "I'm gonna try and sell it on some type of online auction." Strong Bad: "Do...
"Yo Yo, Strong Bad. Is there any ghosts in Strong Badia? Your favorite cowboys, Josh, John, and Doug, Nashville, TN. Woah, it took all three of you to come up with that one, huh? You're some bright young men."