But why would I do something like that to myself? Unless, of course, I wasn't myself. But if I'm not me, then who am I?
Bye, baby. Take good care of them.
It's all right, Trin. But I think you're gonna have to drive.
Bigg Bunny spent some major bank on that leaky-ass piece of shit.
I used the money to pay off some old debts......which, if anything, should reassure you. Because now I owe you money, and you know that I'm good for it.
But like you said, the sex was really...really, really great.
But I'm willing to change in any area that you feel needs work.
Finn: You really think I'd lie about this? Tess: Why not? You're a liar. Finn: But this is an inappropriate time to dwell on that.
Gary: But it's more than just the sheer power of his raw sexuality. It's a totality of his emotional commitment to the task at hand. Eddie: Yeah, it's the focus. It's the focus. Gary: He sees it. He wants it. He goes after it. He gets it. Eddie: He sure got me.
He wrote something and I want you to hear it. "August 14, 1997. Today was Sean's third birthday. Six weeks ago, I promised myself I would be home in time......to give him his first baseball glove. Now I'm worried......that I'll never get the chance. I set out to make an incredible discovery to share with Trevor and ...
But the truth is I'm heartbroken. I feel as if a part of me has died and my mother has died all over again. And no one can ever make it right.
If our Lord wasn't testing us, why, he could take all these pornographic books and albums, and turn them into one big fiery cinder like that! But how would that make us stronger for him?
But what if he's starving?
Wes: But it seems a lot of people are pointing a finger in your direction lately. Ren: And what are they saying? Wes: What I have been telling you about the trouble and the drugs and... You just seem to be having a lot of trouble since you moved here. And I figured... Ren: You figured where there's smoke, ther...
But hark! Me thinks a mortal doth approach.
What exactly am I being accused of, besides surviving a nuclear blast?
Do you have any words of wisdom, what about for all the other kids trying to learn how to ride their bike. You say anything to them? Everybody! I know you can believe in yourself! If you believe in yourself you will learn how to ride a bike If you don’t, you just keep practicing Everybody! You will get the han...
Louis: Bear me no ill will, my love. We are now even. Claudia: What do you mean? What died in that room was not that woman. What has died is the last breath in me that was human. Claudia: Yes, father, at last we are even.
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Belief, Dr. Jones, is a gift you have yet to receive. My sympathies. Indiana Jones: Oh, I believe, sister. That's why I'm down here.
But the world was a tomb to me, a graveyard full of broken statues, and each of those statues resembled her face.
Blood, I was to find, was a necessity as well. I woke the next evening with a hunger I had never felt.
Lestat: There's nothing in the world now that doesn't hold some sort of. Louis: Fascination. Lestat: Yes. I'm bored of this prattle. Louis: But if we can live without taking human life? It's possible. Lestat: Anything's possible. Just try it for a week. Come to New Orleans. Let me show you some real sport.
But what if I could give it back to you, pluck out the pain, and give you another life--one you could never imagine?
But the snob in him loved to hunt in society, and the blood of the aristocrat thrilled him best of all.
Blood, I was to find was a necessity as well.
By the way, when you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea. Have a point.
Being bad is the one thing I'm good at.
Minion: Sir, I think this is a bad idea. Megamind: Yes! This is a very wickedly bad idea for the greater good of man. Minion: But I'm saying this is a kind of bad that......OK, you might think is good in your bad perception, but from a good perception it... it's just plain bad. Megamind: Oh, you don't know wha...
Titan: Hey, Metro losers. This is Metro Tower. They say it's supposed to be a symbol of our city's strength. But for me, it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart. And I hate reminders! Roxanne: Help! Please don't do this. I know there's still good in you, Hal. Titan: You're so naive, R...
Behold, the first signs of my reign have all come true. The fall of an empire, the coming of a comet... And now, when the blood of these Canadians touches American soil, it will be our time to rise!
Blame Canada blame Canada because the country's gone awry tomorrow night these freaks will fry.
Po: But, Dad, didn't you ever want to do something else? Something besides noodles? Mr. Ping: Actually, when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu. Po: So why didn't you? Mr. Ping: Oh, because it was a stupid dream. Can you imagine me making tofu? Tofu. No! We all ha...
Toll Road: Blow it! Caesar: Blow it! Toll Road: She's out. Lee: Blow the fucking building!
But a real warrior never quits.
Officer: Both Catapults are broken, we can't launch any aircraft sir. Stinger: How long will it take? Officer: It'll take ten minutes. Stinger: Bullshit ten minutes! This thing will be over in two minutes! Get on it!
Bingo! Wash that sucker, yeah!
Tai Lung: Who are you? Po: Buddy, I am the Dragon Warrior. Tai Lung: You? Him? He's a panda. You're a panda. What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me? Po: Don't tempt me.
Gobber: Behind these doors are just a few of the many species you will learn to fight! The Deadly Nadder! Fishlegs: Speed 8, armor 16. Gobber: The Hideous Zippleback. Fishlegs: Plus 11 stealth. Times 2. Gobber: The Monstrous Nightmare. Fishlegs: Firepower 15. Gobber: The Terrible Terror. Fishlegs: Atta...
But it seems painfully obvious you haven't the slightest fucking idea who you're dealing with.
Billy, I love you. I just fell in love with you.
Taggart: Shit. Det. Foster: What's the matter. Taggart: It's Billy, he's doing something dumb again.
Jenny Summers: Axel! Victor Maitland: Be careful, old boy. You might hit me.
Police Chief Hubbard: What's this man doing here? Axel Foley: Bleeding, sir.
Jim Phelps: Of course. Just exactly when he knew is something of a question. Mind telling me, Ethan? Before or after I showed up in London? Ethan Hunt: Before london. But after you took the bible from the Drake Hotel in Chicago. Jim Phelps: They stamped it, didn't they? Those damn Gideons.
Barry Williams aka "Greg Brady from the Brady Bunch classic tv show. stops by and co-hosts with Rod on the Fun in the Morningshow.
Ted Striker: Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid. Elaine Dickinson: Seven. Lieutenant Zipp died this morning.
You realize that by doing this we could be grounded for two, perhaps even three weeks.
"It goes from 12-hundred to 14-hundred"
Striped controller: Bad news. The fog's getting thicker. Johnny: And Leon is getting la a a arger!
Oh My God, Girl Fight
Burns its victims. Buries its victims. Chokes its victims. Turns its victims inside out. Extremely dangerous. Extremely dangerous. Kill on sight. Kill on sight. Kill on sight.
Taggart: Billy's really...Out there, isn't he, Axel? Axel: Yeah, Billy's pretty fucked up.
Sergeant Taggart: Billy, what are you doing? Billy Rosewood: I've been wanting to wear this for a while, Sarge. Sergeant Taggart: What are you, nuts? Jesus Christ, Billy! We gotta talk! What the hell is this? Billy Rosewood: You can never have too much firepower.
Axel: Boss, I cancelled the SWAT team. Todd: You what? I wouldn't raid a church bingo game without SWAT.
Snake: By the way, who gives me the antidote? Commander Malloy: A medical team will be standing by. Snake: Neither one of you? Commander Malloy: No. Snake: Good.
Axel: Billy, you got a fifty dollar bill? Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: When do I get it back? Axel: Man, gimme fifty dollars!
Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody.
But I'm not a monster! I'm just a regular person.
By Hawking's chair!
Derek: Susan! Susan: Derek? Derek: Baby, I thought long and hard about what happened between us. And I want you to know... I forgive you. Susan: You forgive me? Derek: Of course. It wasn't your fault you got hit by a meteor and ruined everything. And you know what? I say maybe you didn't ruin everything. I j...
General: Monsters, I'm so proud of you, I could cry, if I hadn't lost my tear ducts in the war. But not crying will have to wait. The world needs you again. Susan: What is it, General? General: A snail fell into a French nuclear reactor. As we speak, Escargantua is slowly making its way to Paris. Susan: Well, ...
Wayne: We'ed like to take a moment here to give a Wayne's World salute to the Guess Jeans Girl Claudia Schiffer. Schwing! Garth: Schwing! Wayne: Tent pole!
Stan: Before we put a message out, do a search on "clitoris." Kyle: Oh, okay. Found: eight million pages with the word 'clitoris.'
Garth Algar: Uh, Wayne? Wayne Campbell: Yeah? Garth Algar: Do you ever get the feeling Benjamin's not one of us? Wayne Campbell: Good call. It's like he wants us to be liked by everyone. I mean Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.
Wayne: But we had to tell you how much we enjoyed the show, didn't we, Garth? Garth: Y-y-y... Alice Cooper: Oh. Thanks.
Benjamin is no one's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.
"I'm going to give you two words..."
I am letting u in
Bloody proud of yourself, aren't you? You stuck your nose in where it didn't belong, and now you've killed my baby brother.
Brother? I'm going to have a brother? I've always dreamed about having a brother.
Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.
Zuko: You are my prisoner......Airbender. I'm taking you back to the Fire Nation. Aang: You said... Uncle Iroh: I apologize. I should have explained further. If you failed the test, as all others did, you were free to leave. But, as it turns out, you are the only one in the entire world who could pass this test....
Katara: What would you do if they tried to take me away? Sokka: I'd kill them all. Katara: Why? Sokka: Because you're my sister. Because Dad told me to protect you with my life.
The day that I sell out my countrymen will be the day that I put a bullet through my own head.
Bring up camp 18 again. Tighten on the camp here.
Primal Blues...Memphis Style
Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian, oh what's his name? Buddy whack-it?
In my day, we had plenty of fun just throwing rocks at each other. Big bag of dirt clods, that's what the kids want.
That's Tommy Pickles. He's the bravest baby I ever knowed. And that's Phil and Lil, uh, uh, well, they they like worms, and I'm Chuckie. Uh... I'm not so brave. But that's ok, 'cause I got Tommy, and he's my bestest friend.
Boris, move your tuckus.
Marty: Hey, look, it's Jan. Jan: Brush-a, brush-a, brush-a Get the new Ipana With the brand-new flavor It's dandy for your teeth Brush-a, brush-a, brush-a New Ipana toothpaste Brush-a, brush-a, brush-a Knocks out decay germs fast Fast, fast, you sure are right.
But now there's nowhere to hide, Since you pushed my love aside I'm out of my head, Hopelessly devoted to you.
Lil: But, Tommy, we don't even know where we are. Tommy: I know. I've got my sponsativity! Lil: What's a sponsativity, Tommy? Phil: Sounds yucky. Tommy: No, it's what you get for being a big brother. It's just like okey-dokey jones uses when he has to find his way home. Phil: I thought that's called a crump...
Frenchie: Beauty school sure wasn't what I thought it was gonna be. Vi: Oh, nothing ever is.
Frank: I'm sure you've run afoul of many a scary pedestrian. But out here, we have what you might call hmm, how should I put it? Actual danger. Margaret: Danger? Frank: Grizzlies that'll rip the top off your car. Bobcats, wolves, wolverines, which are something entirely different. Margaret: And dragons. Aah!
Morticia: Have you spoken to her parents? Teacher: But Wednesday brought in this picture Calpurnia Addams. Morticia: Wednesday's great-aunt Calpurnia. She was burned as a witch in 1706. They say she danced naked in the town square and enslaved a minister. Teacher: Really? Morticia: Oh, yes. But don't worry. ...
Nacho: But I have given up wrestling. Steven: Nacho, you are a great fighter. And you got something none of these guys have. The childrens need a real hero. Nacho: But I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world. Steven: Not anymore. I like them. And they need you, Nacho. Nacho: Okay.
Nacho: Okay, orphans, listen to me. Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile drive to the face, or a punch to the face, but you cannot do it. Because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor. Chancho: So you've never wrestled? Nacho: Me? No, come on. Don't be crazy. Listen, I know the w...
Because I never got around to it, okay?
But my life is good. Really good.
Nacho: But these are my recreation clothes. Sister: They look expensive. Nacho: Thank you.
Because I can't go on living a lie.
Colonel Mustard: Mr. Boddy threatened to send those pictures to my dear old mother, the shock would've killed her. Mrs. White: Oh, that would've been quite an achievement, since you told us that she's dead already. Mrs. White: So, he had the motive. Wadsworth: You all had a motive.
But my life is good. Really good!
Frank: Bang o, bang o, bang o! Boom ba! Ba bang, ba bang! Blam! Lew Hayward: I don't mind you hitting me Frank, but take it easy on the Bacardi.
Frank as Child: But, daddy, I asked Santa for a choo-choo. Earl Cross: Then go out and get a job and buy a choo-choo.
But that's me. I'm a widow of business. It's my life! I've chosen it! At least I work someplace that you can find when you're looking for it.
Billy, we're gonna need champagne for 250 people, and please send the stuff that you send to me. Don't send the stuff that I send to other people.
But, anyway, I just decided to give up on myself and become a teacher, because those that can't do, teach. And those that can't teach, teach gym. Am I...?
Dewey Finn: Terrific. But who are you babe? This is my apartment babe. Patty Di Marco: Oh oh, not if you don't pay your rent, it's not.
But I have been touched by your kids and I'm pretty sure I've touched them.
Baby, we was making straight A's, but we were stuck in a dumb daze. Don't take much to memorize your lies, I feel like I've been hypnoti-sized. And then that magic man, he come to town. Whoo whee, he done spun my head around! He said, "Recess is in session Two and two make five" And now, baby, oh, I'm alive! (singing)
Because this is the rock, man. They don't want you doing anything here but time... Hard friggin' time.
Warden: Been playing this thing long? Frank Morris: Couple of months. Warden: You any good? Frank Morris: Terrible. Warden: You'll get better. That's one of the benefits of Alcatraz… lots of time to practice.
Russ Wheeler in car number 18 continues to lead the way, but the man on the move is Cole Trickle.
The full theme song in the opening credits of the American TV series 'Baywatch'.
Kirk: ...But if you were Spock, you'd know we're not friends. At all. You hate me. You marooned me here for mutiny. Spock Prime: Mutiny? Yes. Spock Prime: You are not the captain? Kirk: No, no, you're the captain.
Billions of lives lost because of me, Jim. Because I failed.
Bones! Buckle up.
James T. Kirk: Bones, doesn't it bother you that no one's passed the test? Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Jim, it's the Kobayashi Maru… nobody passes that test, and nobody goes back for seconds, let alone thirds...! James T. Kirk: I gotta go study... Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Study, my ass.
And Brooke Shields is the whitest woman in America. That's Miss America every year is Brooke. Fuck who you see with the crown. You look up "white woman" in the dictionary, be a picture of Brooke like this... She's white. And this nigger took her to the Grammys, nobody said shit.
...But his back's as crooked as a politician.
...But I am so madly, insanely, ridiculously in love with you. Will you marry me?
Denise: Barry hates when I'm in the house during his poker night. Would you give me a second, you fat douche? Barry: Get out. Get out of the fucking house... Denise: Zooey just got engaged! Barry: To who? Denise: "To who," are you joking? To Peter. Peter: To who? To me. Barry: I don't know Peter. Peter: ...
Oh, my God. Barry and Denise fight all the time, and then they have really loud, intense make up sex. Please get me out of here.
Sydney Fife: Society tells us we're civilized but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it. Peter Klaven: I'm not gonna start screaming in the middle of the Venice Boardwalk. Come with me. Peter Klaven: This is silly. Sydney Fife: Indulge me. Peter Klaven: Blaaah! Sydney F...
Before a big competition, I like to work with leather. The Native Americans always said that working with hides and pelts releases the soul. These are a couple of diaper bags I made for Faith Hill.
Chazz: Bunk beds? Jimmy: I don't share rooms. Chazz: I don't share shit.
#3 in 1984
Jack: Bitch. You knew where the money was all along. All we had to do is come here and wait. Christ. I almost got shot twice for nothing! Reggie: Yeah well being a cop is a hard job, Jack.
Counselor Taylor: But, Chazz, you realize this would just set you back and further hurt your progress in maintaining control over your libido, correct? Chazz: Yes. Thank you, Taylor. Definitely. Until her friend, a massage therapist, walked in the door naked. Counselor Taylor: Easy, Chazz. Chazz: With a big bo...
Derek: But why male models? J.P.: You serious? I just...I just told you that a moment ago.
Derek: And I remember thinking, wow, you're ridiculously good-looking. Maybe you could do that for a career. Matilda: Do what? Derek: Be professionally good-looking.
"thank go you blew, thank god i dodged a bullet, I'm so over you so baby good looking out. I wanted you bad,I'm so through with that,Cause honestly you turned out to be the best thing I never had."
Blow off, cheeseball.