Deleted 3

"That's a good question, no way I get this freakin' one all the time. I suppose I'll probably answer it right now, DELETED."

Deleted 4

"Oh, I will totally answer this one. Because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap, DELETED!"

Deleted 5

"Surprised at your lack of humor, deleted."


"Oh, well I think I might have a little bit of advice for you Roy. Close the book and quite being such a dorkon."

Double Deuce

"Of course there are other ways to give people the finger, behind the back, around the world, and my personal favorite, the double deuce."

Discount Alligators

Bubs: "You got another part where I tear off my shirt and start flexing, much to the delight of all my lady fans?" Strong Bad: "Ahhh, no. That's never happened." Bubs: "What about the part where I ride out all one skiing on two discount alligators much to the delight of all my lady fans?" Strong Bad: "Ahh, that's ne...

Due to Some Violent Content

"Due to some violent content, parental discration is advised."

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Don't Vote for Crack, Vote for Smack

"Don't vote for crack, vote for smack!"

Don't Get High, I Could be Mayor

"Now how are you gonna tell little kids not to get high when the mayor is on crack. Don't get high, you won't be nothing. I could be mayor."

Drop You with a Boot to F'n Skull

"I'll fucking drop you with a boot to the fucking skull you cum guzzling queen!"

Drugs are for Old People

"Drugs are really for old people anyway. If you're 75, you've earned the right. If I was 75, I'd do coke, heroin, everything, I wouldn't give a fuck. I'd be walking down the street, they'd be, boy that old man is tripping'."

DC is Different

"DC's different. I been gone man, took me years to do able to do this show. Boy, DC has changed it is different now. There's a lot of white people walking around, isn't there?"

Don't Like to Let my Friends Drive Drunk

"Now, I don't like to let me friends drive drunk, but I was high so I couldn't really say shit to the guy."

Dodge, Funny and Ironic

"Which was a Dodge by the way. Which I thought was funny and ironic."

Dogs are Smarter than Women

"I do, I do believe that on a whole, that women are definitely smarter than men. I do believe that. I also believe that dogs are smarter than women."

Death Rattle

"I don’t like any of that POD, Stained bullshit, Creed nonsense. Just that fraudulent, simplistic, 10th grade suburban white girl lyrics shit coming out of a 30 year old man. I would rather hear the death rattle of my only child than listen to that fucking shit. I'm serious, I'm not taking this lightly."


"You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun."

Doon Gaa

"Doon gah."

Doon Jia, Yes

"Doon jia, yes."

Don't Make me Come Down for You

"Don't make me come down there for you, either, tough guy!"

Disagreed with that verdict

"There are many people that disagreed with that verdict, but that doesn't matter to me."

Drive him to this

"We feel very proud of our efforts. We feel very strongly that because of our pursuit of him for all of these years that it did drive him to the brink of this."

Drove him to commit burglary

"And as Kim said a second ago if our efforts for all these years of pushing him drove him to commit burglary, armed burglary, armed robbery in Vegas…if that pushed him over the edge, great put him where he belongs."

Dogs fighting


"It's cool, you can have other girls. I like girls. Darla."

Donkeys can Fart!

Depressed Turkey

Day Date

Chris: "Hey." Jamie: "Hey." Chris: "Look, there's a chance that my flight might be delayed an extra day, what are you doing tomorrow?" Jamie: "um, nothing, Do you want to meet for lunch?" Chris: "You mean like a day date?" Jamie: "Yeah!" Chris: "Great!"

Dinkleman's going down

Clark: "It's Dinkleman, It's Dusty Dinkleman!" Chris: "Dinkleman?" Clark: "Dinkleman!" Chris: "Dinkleman?" Clark: "Dinkleman!" Chris: "Dinkleman?" Clark: "Dinkleman's going down!" Chris: "Dinkleman, is going way down."

Do You Have Bea Arthur Answering Phones?

What, do you got Bea Arthur answering the phone for you?

Developing plans

"With each passing day, the work our team has begun, developing plans to revive our economy, becomes more urgent."

Document the Vampire

"Alright Butters you go document the Vampire's movements so we know what their intentions are."

Dress like us

Goth Kid: "So all of a sudden you Justin and Briteny wannabes think it's cool to dress like us." Mike: "We dress the way our soul feels, to express the darkness per se."

Don't call me Mike

Mike: "Don't call me Mike my name is Vampeer now." Kid 1: "Oh that's cool." Kid 2: "I'm going to change my name to Vladimir." Mike: "You can't it's too close to Vampeer."

Douche bag

"If however you like dressing in black because it's fun, enjoy putting sparkles on your cheeks and following the occult while avoiding things that are bad for your health then you're most likely a douche bag, vampire wannabe boner."

Did you get gay

"Butters, did you get gay with one of your school mates tonight?"

Drove a hybrid

"I drove a hybrid here from Detroit. I drove with a colleague, we split it about 50/50. Got up at 5 in the morning and drove the rest of the way in. We carpooled, I drove and I do plan to drive back."

Dipped in gold

"There are, to be fair, to reason for that; a they really like their private jets. And b two of the executives have just had their hands dipped in solid gold and they couldn’t raise them."

Didn't want to look stupid

"You gave the financial industry $700 billion but you may not give the car industry $35 billion because you don't really know what the finance industry does do you. So you gave them the money so you didn't want to look stupid."

Don't Hesitate

Character 1: "You are done, no more table. Where are you going pal. Next time you have a chance to kill someone. Don't hesitate. Bruce Willis as Det. John McClane: "Thanks for the advise."

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Don’t understand Christmas

"I just don't understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but I'm still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed."

Don't you know sarcasm

Charlie Brown: "Thanks for the Christmas card you sent me, Violet." Violet: "I didn't send you a Christmas card, Charlie Brown." Charlie Brown: "Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?"

Dog gone commercial

"Lights and display contest! Oh no! My own dog gone commercial. I can't stand it."

Due South

Dear Santa Claus

Sally: "Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? How is your wife? I have been extra good this year, so I have a long list of presents that I want." Charlie Brown: "Oh brother."

Don't Buy Button

"Don't buy! Don't buy!"


"Okay, so the market has had a downturn. The genius feels your pain. Ow!"

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Don't get angry

Clarice: "Is something wrong with your nose? I mean, you talk kind of funny." Rudolph: "What's so funny about the way I talk?" Clarice: "Well, don't get angry."

Do it yourself icebergs

"The abominable has one weakness and I know it. Do it yourself ice burgs."

Dolce & Gabbana on sale

"I like Ben like the financials. I like Goldman Sachs. It's like getting Dolce & Gabbana on sale. This is the crème dele crème of Wallstreet. And it's cheap."

Don't like to make toys

Head Elf: "Hermey! Aren't you finished painting that yet? There's a pile up a mile wide behind you! What's eating you?" Hermey: "Not happy with my work, I guess." Head Elf: "What?" Hermey: "I just don't like to make toys." Head Elf: "Oh well if that's all - What? You don't like to make toys?"

Do your stuff

"Now don't worry about your nose, son. Just get out there and do your stuff. Remember, you're my little buck."

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Diarrhea fart

Dry fart

Dry weeds and grass burning

Dry weeds burning

Desert Eagle chamber

Door Knock

Door being locked

Doorbell 1

Doorbell Buzz 1

Doorbell Buzz 2

Doorbell Buzz 3

Doorbell Buzz 4

Doorbell Buzz 5

Door Bell Rings

Door slam

Ding Dong


Door latch

Doorbell ring 2

Doorbell 3

Door buzzer

Disposable lighter

Drop metal gas can

Drunk people

Dijerido impersonation

Drill parade

Double kill

"Double kill!"

Dark sound

Dropping Change

Dave's Fart


Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you - Whip!

"Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you."

Dream On

Do Wah Diddy

Dragnet vs. Jerky Boys vs. The Mask

Friday: "That badge is work $1.82/hour. Mister you just settle back in that chair." Jerky: "Look jerky I don't need to talk to you." Clint Eastwood: "Go ahead make my day." Man 1: "What you did is wrong." Robot: "Please surrender your weapons." The Mask: "Look ma I'm roadkill. That's gotta hurt."

Dave's Not Here!

HAL: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." Chong: "Dave's not here."

DJ Scratchapella

DJ Scratchathon

DJ Scratches Mellow

Du gamla, Du fria (Thou ancient, Thou free, Thou mountainous North)

Darling Cum Here

"Darling come here fuck me up the..."

Did belong to Frosty

"Now of course the hat did belong to frosty and the children. That part must be very clear."

Don't you dare touch that

Professor Hinkle: "Wait a minute! I want that hat, and I want it now!" Santa Claus: "DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT."

Dump heap

"Mr. Grinch, you're soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable, mangled up, entangled up knots."

Doesn't come from a store

"He puzzled and puzzled till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before! Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more!"

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Didn't want to get tied down

Nick: "You must be running this place by now." Carl Allen: "I could of, didn't want to get tied down."

Dino barks

Dino's bark

Didn't like it

"No sir, I didn't like it"


"Spider senses, Danger!"


"Of course Dawling."

Dark and Stormy Monday

"It was a Dark and Stormy Monday."

Duckman burps

"Duckman belches ABCDEFG."



Drew Carey theme

"Drew Cary opening theme."

Don't driveon the mines

"Don't go driving on any mines."

Denied request

"Your request is denied."

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"Danger! Danger!"

Dog Party


"Am I a hipster Doofus?"


"Maybe a dingo ate your baby…"

Don't feel good

"I don't feel so good"

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Don't think it's yours just 'cause you marked it with your urine

Rollo (Rainn Wilson): "You pay for that pee stick when you're done. Don't think it's yours just 'cause you marked it with your urine."


"But wait, under that castle deep down below. A hero emerged they called Despereaux."

Drew pictures of cats

Mouse Teacher: "He drew pictures of cats on his notebook named fluffy." Dad: "Ohhh!"

Do I look like a good girl

Spirit: "There probably isn't' a law in the books that you wouldn't break." Sand Saref: "Do I look like a good girl."

Damage at Melville's

Sam: "Well, I think that's everybody." John: "Sam?" Sam: "Well, almost everybody." John: "Well Sam, I see you monkeys have discovered fire. Would you like to come upstairs and see the damage at Melville's?" Sam: "Ya know, why not, it might even cheer me up."


"I'm dangerous! I'm very, very dangerous!"


"Maybe the dingo ate your bay-bee."

Diggity dog 2

"So, what's up, diggity-dog?"

Don't spray it

"Say it don't spray it!"

Da da da

"Da, da da, da" {Air Guitar Song}

Don't look at us

"What do you mean? What can we do? Don't look at us like that." {Odie whining}

Dirty business

"Do you have any idea what a dirty business you're gettin' in to?"

Dear Santa Claus, how have you been?

"Dear Santa Claus, how have you been? Did you have a nice summer?"

Dangerous woman

"I live with a very dangerous woman."

Disco is dead

"She meant you are GEEK and disco is DEAD."


"Eww! That's disgusting."

Do people approve of the economy no I don't approve of the economy

..." What everybody likes to be popular everybody wants to be like but when -- what -- expect -- got a major economic problem and I'm the president during the major economic problem I -- Do people approve of the economy no I don't approve of the economy. So you know -- if you make decisions based upon polls show. Yo...

Do you wish your daughter married a better defensive coordinator?

"On a lighter note, do you wish your daughter married a better defensive coordinator?"

Dear Enemy, I curse you and hope that something slightly unpleasant happens to you like an onion falling on your head.

"Dear Enemy, I curse you and hope that something slightly unpleasant happens to you like an onion falling on your head."

Dear Enemy, may the Lord hate you and all your kind, may you be turned orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment.

"Dear Enemy, may the Lord hate you and all your kind, may you be turned orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment."

Dead men don't tend to make social calls, do they?

"Dead men don't tend to make social calls, do they?"

Don't even start with me.

"Don't even start with me."

Do you have an old cemetery in town, off the beaten path, the creepier the better?

"Do you have an old cemetery in town, off the beaten path, the creepier the better?"

Don't say I never did nothing for ye…

"Don't say I never did nothing for ye..."

Daylight's burning agents…

"Daylight's burning agents..."

Don't unlock doors you're not prepared to go through.

"Don't unlock doors you're not prepared to go through."

Don't Think So, Tim

"I don't think so, Tim."

Do I need Surgery

"Do I need surgery, darling?"

Dressed up for the trash collector

"Don't reckon you're all dressed up like that for the trash collector"

Don't jabber at me

"And don't jabber at me in a foreign tongue"

Don't make me angry

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"

Deals from a stacked deck

"Now how come I think that your deals come off a stacked deck?"

Don't try to be funny

"Don't try to be funny, will ya Meathead"

Don't be looking at me

"Well don't be lookin' at me. Nothin' I can do about it. Go on and go about your business."

DB Edith

Archie:"DB Edith" Edith: "DB?" Archie: "Ding Bat."

Double humiliation

"But will choose to press onward to avoid the double humiliation of the return trip."

Dance of Glory

"But back at the fraternity house their male mates rejoice. For in nature's cruelest double standard, they face not a march of shame but a dance of glory."

Definitely coming out

"Hello? Oh hey Kelly. No I'm definitely coming out. Oh my god that is so not true he looks like a werewolf."

Do I look uptight

"How can you people say I'm uptight? Do I look uptight?"

Dead from the neck up

"Meat head, that means dead from the neck up."

Danger Will Robinson

"Danger, Will Robinson, danger."

Do not touch it

"Do not touch it, it is dangerous."

Duct tape

"Duct tape was invented a long time before you were born by somebody really smart. The end."

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Don't think George has thought he's better than anybody

"I don't think George has ever thought he's better than anybody."



Double Dip

Guy at party: "What are you doing?" George Costanza: "What?" Guy at party: "Did, did you just double dip that chip?" George Costanza: "Excuse me?" Guy at party: "You double dipped the chip!" George Costanza: "Double dip? What, what are you talking about?" Guy at party: "You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you ...

Dial 9 Merlin

"Dial 9 Merlin."

Diddling the maid and chewing some gum

"Well there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and chewing some gum."

Do you hear yourself

"Do you hear yourself?"

Dropping pens on the thing while I'm talking

"Haha, it's when WilyKat and Kit are pretending to be the most helpful that their dropping their pens on the thing while I'm talking!"

Destroying my brain cells

"It was destroying my brain cells."

Don't leave me hanging

"Don't leave me hanging."

Denis Leary Demolition Man

Done for Us

"People, what is going on out there? I look down this table, all I see are white flags. Our numbers are down all across the board. Teen smoking, our bread and butter, is falling like a shit from heaven! We don't sell Tic Tacs for Christ's sake. We sell cigarettes. And they're cool and available and *addictive*. The ...

Did you hear that

Jack: "Did you hear that?" Nick: "No." Jack: "Exactly."

Damn Hampster

"Damn Hampster!"

Did you see that

Farrell: "Did you see that?" McClane: "Yeah I saw it, I did it!"

Do it on my own

Jimmy: "I'm gonna do it on my own." Stephanie: "You know Rabbit, I think that's the best way."

David Porter

"Yo, you ain't the future of shit, bitch. You're just David fuckin' Porter."

Don't ever judge me

"Don't ever try to judge me dude / You don't know what the fuck I've been through / But I know something about you / You went to Cranbrook - that's a private school / What's the matter, dog? / You're embarrassed? / This guy's a gangster? / His real name is Clarence / Now Clarence lives at home wit both parents / And...

Dark and difficult times

"Dark and difficult times lie ahead, soon we must all face the choice, between what is right and what is easy."

Dumbledore's got style

"You may not like him Minister, but you can't deny Dumbledore's got style."


"I am sorry dear, but to question my practices is to question the Ministry and, by extension, the Minister himself. I am a tolerant woman but the one thing I will not stand for is disloyalty."

double secret

Dr. Galakowicz

Man - "Driver do you have any Bud Light on your vehicle?" Driver - "Yes." Man - " Then I am Mr. Gallyweekitch." Driver - "You mean Dr. Galakowicz?" Man - "Yes I am."

Do you want to make more money?

"Do you want to make more money? We all do."

Da da da.

"Da da da. The German-engineered Volkswagen Golf. It fits your life, or the complete lack thereof."

Don't think you're rich

"You don't think you're rich?!?!"

Don't take it the wrong way

"Oh sorry I can't, they're going to say shit on Cop Drama and my mom and dad say I have to watch it with them so I don't take it the wrong way."

Double Mint twins sing

"We're the Double Mint twins with double good, double fun, double mint twins, not gum. A mint you can savor. A blend of two flavors. Everybody!"

DiC Jingle with Kids Voice I


DiC Jingle with Kids Voice II


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