"That's a good question, no way I get this freakin' one all the time. I suppose I'll probably answer it right now, DELETED."

"Oh, I will totally answer this one. Because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap, DELETED!"

"Surprised at your lack of humor, deleted."

"Oh, well I think I might have a little bit of advice for you Roy. Close the book and quite being such a dorkon."

"Of course there are other ways to give people the finger, behind the back, around the world, and my personal favorite, the double deuce."

Bubs: "You got another part where I tear off my shirt and start flexing, much to the delight of all my lady fans?" Strong Bad: "Ahhh, no. That's never happened." Bubs: "What about the part where I ride out all one skiing on two discount alligators much to the delight of all my lady fans?" Strong Bad: "Ahh, that's ne...

"Due to some violent content, parental discration is advised."

"Don't vote for crack, vote for smack!"

"Now how are you gonna tell little kids not to get high when the mayor is on crack. Don't get high, you won't be nothing. I could be mayor."

"I'll fucking drop you with a boot to the fucking skull you cum guzzling queen!"

"Drugs are really for old people anyway. If you're 75, you've earned the right. If I was 75, I'd do coke, heroin, everything, I wouldn't give a fuck. I'd be walking down the street, they'd be, boy that old man is tripping'."

"DC's different. I been gone man, took me years to do able to do this show. Boy, DC has changed it is different now. There's a lot of white people walking around, isn't there?"

"Now, I don't like to let me friends drive drunk, but I was high so I couldn't really say shit to the guy."

"Which was a Dodge by the way. Which I thought was funny and ironic."

"I do, I do believe that on a whole, that women are definitely smarter than men. I do believe that. I also believe that dogs are smarter than women."

"I don’t like any of that POD, Stained bullshit, Creed nonsense. Just that fraudulent, simplistic, 10th grade suburban white girl lyrics shit coming out of a 30 year old man. I would rather hear the death rattle of my only child than listen to that fucking shit. I'm serious, I'm not taking this lightly."

"You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun."

"Doon gah."

"Doon jia, yes."

"Don't make me come down there for you, either, tough guy!"

"There are many people that disagreed with that verdict, but that doesn't matter to me."

"We feel very proud of our efforts. We feel very strongly that because of our pursuit of him for all of these years that it did drive him to the brink of this."

"And as Kim said a second ago if our efforts for all these years of pushing him drove him to commit burglary, armed burglary, armed robbery in Vegas…if that pushed him over the edge, great put him where he belongs."

"It's cool, you can have other girls. I like girls. Darla."

Chris: "Hey." Jamie: "Hey." Chris: "Look, there's a chance that my flight might be delayed an extra day, what are you doing tomorrow?" Jamie: "um, nothing, Do you want to meet for lunch?" Chris: "You mean like a day date?" Jamie: "Yeah!" Chris: "Great!"

Clark: "It's Dinkleman, It's Dusty Dinkleman!" Chris: "Dinkleman?" Clark: "Dinkleman!" Chris: "Dinkleman?" Clark: "Dinkleman!" Chris: "Dinkleman?" Clark: "Dinkleman's going down!" Chris: "Dinkleman, is going way down."

What, do you got Bea Arthur answering the phone for you?

"With each passing day, the work our team has begun, developing plans to revive our economy, becomes more urgent."

"Alright Butters you go document the Vampire's movements so we know what their intentions are."

Goth Kid: "So all of a sudden you Justin and Briteny wannabes think it's cool to dress like us." Mike: "We dress the way our soul feels, to express the darkness per se."

Mike: "Don't call me Mike my name is Vampeer now." Kid 1: "Oh that's cool." Kid 2: "I'm going to change my name to Vladimir." Mike: "You can't it's too close to Vampeer."

"If however you like dressing in black because it's fun, enjoy putting sparkles on your cheeks and following the occult while avoiding things that are bad for your health then you're most likely a douche bag, vampire wannabe boner."

"Butters, did you get gay with one of your school mates tonight?"

"I drove a hybrid here from Detroit. I drove with a colleague, we split it about 50/50. Got up at 5 in the morning and drove the rest of the way in. We carpooled, I drove and I do plan to drive back."

"There are, to be fair, to reason for that; a they really like their private jets. And b two of the executives have just had their hands dipped in solid gold and they couldn’t raise them."

"You gave the financial industry $700 billion but you may not give the car industry $35 billion because you don't really know what the finance industry does do you. So you gave them the money so you didn't want to look stupid."

Character 1: "You are done, no more table. Where are you going pal. Next time you have a chance to kill someone. Don't hesitate. Bruce Willis as Det. John McClane: "Thanks for the advise."

"I just don't understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but I'm still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed."

Charlie Brown: "Thanks for the Christmas card you sent me, Violet." Violet: "I didn't send you a Christmas card, Charlie Brown." Charlie Brown: "Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?"

"Lights and display contest! Oh no! My own dog gone commercial. I can't stand it."

Sally: "Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? How is your wife? I have been extra good this year, so I have a long list of presents that I want." Charlie Brown: "Oh brother."

"Don't buy! Don't buy!"

"Okay, so the market has had a downturn. The genius feels your pain. Ow!"

Clarice: "Is something wrong with your nose? I mean, you talk kind of funny." Rudolph: "What's so funny about the way I talk?" Clarice: "Well, don't get angry."

"The abominable has one weakness and I know it. Do it yourself ice burgs."

"I like Ben like the financials. I like Goldman Sachs. It's like getting Dolce & Gabbana on sale. This is the crème dele crème of Wallstreet. And it's cheap."

Head Elf: "Hermey! Aren't you finished painting that yet? There's a pile up a mile wide behind you! What's eating you?" Hermey: "Not happy with my work, I guess." Head Elf: "What?" Hermey: "I just don't like to make toys." Head Elf: "Oh well if that's all - What? You don't like to make toys?"

"Now don't worry about your nose, son. Just get out there and do your stuff. Remember, you're my little buck."

"Double kill!"

"Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you."

Friday: "That badge is work $1.82/hour. Mister you just settle back in that chair." Jerky: "Look jerky I don't need to talk to you." Clint Eastwood: "Go ahead make my day." Man 1: "What you did is wrong." Robot: "Please surrender your weapons." The Mask: "Look ma I'm roadkill. That's gotta hurt."

HAL: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." Chong: "Dave's not here."

"Darling come here fuck me up the..."

"Now of course the hat did belong to frosty and the children. That part must be very clear."

Professor Hinkle: "Wait a minute! I want that hat, and I want it now!" Santa Claus: "DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT."

"Mr. Grinch, you're soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable, mangled up, entangled up knots."

"He puzzled and puzzled till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before! Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more!"

Ding!

Nick: "You must be running this place by now." Carl Allen: "I could of, didn't want to get tied down."

Dino's bark

"No sir, I didn't like it"

"Spider senses, Danger!"

"Of course Dawling."

"It was a Dark and Stormy Monday."

"Duckman belches ABCDEFG."

"DISSSSSSMISSED."

"Drew Cary opening theme."

"Don't go driving on any mines."

"Your request is denied."

"Danger! Danger!"

"Am I a hipster Doofus?"

"Maybe a dingo ate your baby…"

"I don't feel so good"

Rollo (Rainn Wilson): "You pay for that pee stick when you're done. Don't think it's yours just 'cause you marked it with your urine."

"But wait, under that castle deep down below. A hero emerged they called Despereaux."

Mouse Teacher: "He drew pictures of cats on his notebook named fluffy." Dad: "Ohhh!"

Spirit: "There probably isn't' a law in the books that you wouldn't break." Sand Saref: "Do I look like a good girl."

Sam: "Well, I think that's everybody." John: "Sam?" Sam: "Well, almost everybody." John: "Well Sam, I see you monkeys have discovered fire. Would you like to come upstairs and see the damage at Melville's?" Sam: "Ya know, why not, it might even cheer me up."

"I'm dangerous! I'm very, very dangerous!"

"Maybe the dingo ate your bay-bee."

"So, what's up, diggity-dog?"

"Say it don't spray it!"

"Da, da da, da" {Air Guitar Song}

"What do you mean? What can we do? Don't look at us like that." {Odie whining}

"Do you have any idea what a dirty business you're gettin' in to?"

"Dear Santa Claus, how have you been? Did you have a nice summer?"

"I live with a very dangerous woman."

"She meant you are GEEK and disco is DEAD."

"Eww! That's disgusting."

..." What everybody likes to be popular everybody wants to be like but when -- what -- expect -- got a major economic problem and I'm the president during the major economic problem I -- Do people approve of the economy no I don't approve of the economy. So you know -- if you make decisions based upon polls show. Yo...

"On a lighter note, do you wish your daughter married a better defensive coordinator?"

"Dear Enemy, I curse you and hope that something slightly unpleasant happens to you like an onion falling on your head."

"Dear Enemy, may the Lord hate you and all your kind, may you be turned orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment."

"Dead men don't tend to make social calls, do they?"

"Don't even start with me."

"Do you have an old cemetery in town, off the beaten path, the creepier the better?"

"Don't say I never did nothing for ye..."

"Daylight's burning agents..."

"Don't unlock doors you're not prepared to go through."

"I don't think so, Tim."

"Do I need surgery, darling?"

"Don't reckon you're all dressed up like that for the trash collector"

"And don't jabber at me in a foreign tongue"

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"

"Now how come I think that your deals come off a stacked deck?"

"Don't try to be funny, will ya Meathead"

"Well don't be lookin' at me. Nothin' I can do about it. Go on and go about your business."

Archie:"DB Edith" Edith: "DB?" Archie: "Ding Bat."

"But will choose to press onward to avoid the double humiliation of the return trip."

"But back at the fraternity house their male mates rejoice. For in nature's cruelest double standard, they face not a march of shame but a dance of glory."

"Hello? Oh hey Kelly. No I'm definitely coming out. Oh my god that is so not true he looks like a werewolf."

"How can you people say I'm uptight? Do I look uptight?"

"Meat head, that means dead from the neck up."

"Danger, Will Robinson, danger."

"Do not touch it, it is dangerous."

"Duct tape was invented a long time before you were born by somebody really smart. The end."

"I don't think George has ever thought he's better than anybody."

"Diabolical."

Guy at party: "What are you doing?" George Costanza: "What?" Guy at party: "Did, did you just double dip that chip?" George Costanza: "Excuse me?" Guy at party: "You double dipped the chip!" George Costanza: "Double dip? What, what are you talking about?" Guy at party: "You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you ...

"Dial 9 Merlin."

"Well there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and chewing some gum."

"Do you hear yourself?"

"Haha, it's when WilyKat and Kit are pretending to be the most helpful that their dropping their pens on the thing while I'm talking!"

"It was destroying my brain cells."

"Don't leave me hanging."

"People, what is going on out there? I look down this table, all I see are white flags. Our numbers are down all across the board. Teen smoking, our bread and butter, is falling like a shit from heaven! We don't sell Tic Tacs for Christ's sake. We sell cigarettes. And they're cool and available and *addictive*. The ...

Jack: "Did you hear that?" Nick: "No." Jack: "Exactly."

"Damn Hampster!"

Farrell: "Did you see that?" McClane: "Yeah I saw it, I did it!"

Jimmy: "I'm gonna do it on my own." Stephanie: "You know Rabbit, I think that's the best way."

"Yo, you ain't the future of shit, bitch. You're just David fuckin' Porter."

"Don't ever try to judge me dude / You don't know what the fuck I've been through / But I know something about you / You went to Cranbrook - that's a private school / What's the matter, dog? / You're embarrassed? / This guy's a gangster? / His real name is Clarence / Now Clarence lives at home wit both parents / And...

"Dark and difficult times lie ahead, soon we must all face the choice, between what is right and what is easy."

"You may not like him Minister, but you can't deny Dumbledore's got style."

"I am sorry dear, but to question my practices is to question the Ministry and, by extension, the Minister himself. I am a tolerant woman but the one thing I will not stand for is disloyalty."

Man - "Driver do you have any Bud Light on your vehicle?" Driver - "Yes." Man - " Then I am Mr. Gallyweekitch." Driver - "You mean Dr. Galakowicz?" Man - "Yes I am."

"Do you want to make more money? We all do."

"Da da da. The German-engineered Volkswagen Golf. It fits your life, or the complete lack thereof."

"You don't think you're rich?!?!"

"Oh sorry I can't, they're going to say shit on Cop Drama and my mom and dad say I have to watch it with them so I don't take it the wrong way."

"We're the Double Mint twins with double good, double fun, double mint twins, not gum. A mint you can savor. A blend of two flavors. Everybody!"

"Deek."

"Deek."