"Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong... raise the glasses pour the punch, grab some potato chips by the bunch. Let's celebrate the birth of the new year!"

"A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor. Give him your heart and he'll give you his."

Steele: "I want Rudy to dress in my place Coach. He deserves it." Dan Devine: "Don't be ridiculous, Georgia Tech is one of the top offense teams in the country. You are an All-American and our Captain, act like it!" Steele: "I believe I am."

Fortune: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey what are you doing here don't you have practice?" Rudy: "Not anymore I quit."

"Do you hear me clear enough?"

"That semester at junior college sure didn't make you any smarter."

"Rudy you don't have the grades for Joliet Community, much Less Notre Dame."

"Somebody here that will deal well with the media. You want to answer questions."

"Putting a letter up there just because you put something on paper doesn't make it true."

"I am not worried about a divided locker room."

"Shit, we do all the work. You get all the pub. Too bad we're not allowed to hit you in practice. Be fun to kick the shit out of a Heisman Trophy Candidate."

"You don't have to say anything, Autumn. I'm everything your dad used to be and don't want you fallin' back into."

Coach Winters: "We gotta ring that bell! We gotta to ring that championship bell!" Steve Lattimer: "Ding motherfu**ing dong!"

"You're a dead man!"

"Darnell, VIP, we just want to welcome you."

"Stop this defense, adjustments are legendary for Pete Carroll. Every year, especially this year with this group."

"I don't know what the big deal is, I really don't."

"Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is — I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president."

"It seemed like to me they based some of their decisions on the word of — and the allegations — by people who were held in detention, people who hate America, people that had been trained in some instances to disassemble — that means not tell the truth."

"Red it doesn't matter if we win or if we lose. It's not even about how we play the game. What matters is that we play the game. That we take the field and we suit up on Saturdays and we keep this program alive."

Jack: "There is no huddle from here on out. Do you believe?" Team: "Yes sir!" Jack: "Do you believe?" Team: "Yes sir!" Jack: "We are…" Team: "Marshall!"

"I am willing to bet you didn't propose over the phone. Okay and I know damn well she didn’t say yes in a letter."

"Our coaching staff gone, our athletic department gone, so many of our boosters gone. We have to start all over again from scratch. My god we don't have the resources or the man power right now."

Girl: "We're having a barbeque, you want to come over? We've got beer too." Walt: "I might as well drink with strangers."

Worker: "I know about computers okay, I'm on the internet at home." Nick Burns: "Let me guess, you're on AOL?" Worker: "Yeah, what's wrong with that?" Nick Burns: "Nothing except it doesn't understand Java Script."

"Damn I'm good."

"Astronaut Jones, written by Tracy Morgan. Directed by Tracy Morgan. Hair and makeup by Tracy Morgan."

Alien: "Earthling, my name is Crugela." Astronaut Jones: "Uh-hu." Alien: "I'm the queen of Arfilians." Astronaut Jones: "Right." Alien: "A proud and peace loving race." Astronaut Jones: "Right." Alien: "My people have been awaiting your arrival for some time now." Astronaut Jones: "Stay word." Alien: "We're in despe...

Man: "Basically means we have a drive by." Lieutenant Horatio Caine: "Drive by, Miami style."

Frank: "That’s pretty high, looks like Mike didn’t dive in there by choice." Horatio: "So if he didn't dive, he was pushed."

Frank: "All we got is that phone. What's your status." Horatio: "They're either dead or dying."

"That just narrowed us down to one."

"A dead body can have that effect on you."

"She's either dead or dyeing."

"Welcome to post-racial America! I am the face of post-racial America. Deal with it Cate Blanchett!"

"Diane Fan you can suck it."

Reporter: Mr. President, I’d also like to ask you about your critics. Bush: Sure, do you know any?

I see those who get angry, yell, say bad things and all that kind of stuff. It’s just a very few people in the country. I don’t know why they get angry; I don’t know why they get hostile. It’s not the first time in history that people have expressed themselves in sometimes undignified ways.

I strongly disagree with the assessment that our moral standing has been damaged. It may be damaged amongst some of the elite. But people still understand America stands for freedom that America is uh, is a country that provides such great hope.

"What about you dude form Stomp. Wow, wow still relevant."

"Don't sell yourself short. The right way is the best way. Until later."

"Together we defend Castle Greyskull from the evil forces of Skeletor."

"Destroy the evil forces of the Deceptions."

Woman: "Did we have to let them detonate 3/4 of the ship? Man: "Seeing as how they would have detonated 4/4 I think it was a good choice."

"Our nation is blessed to have citizens who volunteer to defend us in this time of danger. I have cherished meeting these selfless patriots and their families. America owes you a debt of gratitude."

Bella: "This isn't real. This kind of stuff just doesn't exist."Edward: "It does in my world."

"I mean I'm looking right at him and I didn't see anything."

"Deadbolt that frakking door!"

"Bang!"

"She came up to me once like a dog in heat. I could smell it. She smelled so good. Go on, do it! Do it! Do it!"

"I tell you right now I don't know what he's doing I didn't call that play."

"Mr. President and Vice President, Mr. President-Elect and Vice President-Elect, ladies and gentlemen: Welcome to the Inauguration of the 44th President of the United States of America. The world is watching today as our great democracy engages in this peaceful transition of power. Here, on the National Mall, whe...

"These are the indicators of crisis, subject to data and statistics. Less measurable, but no less profound, is a sapping of confidence across our land -- a nagging fear that America's decline is inevitable, that the next generation must lower its sights."

"We are shaped by every language and culture, drawn from every end of this Earth"

"I want to point out to the officials that Topper Tuesday does not play for Detroit. It just looks like that cause he's wearing 2 or 3 red sweaters all the time."

"Was Danny the only player that didn't live up to his expectations or our expectations in the second round? No."

"Let all those who do justice and love mercy say amen."

"I am gravely disappointed! Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war!"

Pettengill: "You know what your doing right?" Burchenal: "I always know what I'm doing."

Coach Yoast: "Gary, I think this is a good time for reflection... and for prayer..." Gary: "Coach, I'm hurt... I ain't dead."

Chandler: "We don't have anybody to back up your case." Colonel Childers: "That's because all my witnesses are dead."

"We got a reprieve you hear me? You don't get to die today!"

"When you die, can I give that to me daughter?"

Viking 1:"How deep in the earth are we?" Viking 2:"Deep enough to fall out the bottom." Herger: "Come on!"

"He thinks your horse is too small. Something about only an Arab would bring a dog to war."

"He's living in a world that is not healthy. Let's show him a different place."

Dr. Kent: "You're lucky she worships you." Catherine: "Why? Because he hates me?" Dr. Kent :"Oh I wouldn't say hates. Distrusts, dislikes immensely, can't bear the sight of you."

"Denial is the most predictable of all human responses."

"You gotta decide whether your a wolf... or a sheep."

"Extending south from the Alexander and Polaski county lines, have every house, hotel, hospital, back road, and back water searched for Mister Mark J Roberts. Get his picture on the local television news casts and keep it there. Please consider him dangerous, and please act accordingly."

Gerard: "Where's the girl?" Henry: "She's trying on a dress." Gerard: "She is not trying on a dress. He's in there with her right now! Get in there right now! Right now!"

"Drop the gun pal!"

"Have you ever embraced someone dying of plague sire?"

Bruce:"Hello, how about you mate? What's your problem?" Marlin:"Me? I don't have a problem." Bruce:"Oh ok..." All:"Denial!"

"Go! And die with honor!"

General:"Back to barracks general? Or to Rome?" Maximus:"Home... Wife, son, the harvest." Quintis:"Maximus the farmer... I still have difficulty imagining that." Maximus:"You know dirt cleans off a lot easier then blood Quintis."

Proximo, are you in danger of becoming a good man?"

"Easy cuddles! One move and you're a dead midget!"

Shrek:"Here's to us Fiona." Donkey:"Shrek... you drink that, there's no going back." Shrek:"I know." Donkey:"No more wallowing in the mud?" Shrek:"I know." Donkey:"And no more itchy butt crack?!" Shrek:"I know!" Donkey:"But you love being an ogre!" Shrek:"I know!.... but I love Fiona more."

Donkey singing rawhide

Shrek:"Alright look lady!" Fairy Godmother:"Don't you point those dirty green sausages at me!"

You know in some cultures donkeys are revered as the wisest of all creatures. Especially us talking ones!"

"Don't let them in!"

"Do your very best not to scream."

"Sometimes we don't do things, yet others know we want to do things so we don't do them."

Drew:"Who would've believed it. You, an IRS agent." Joe:"Death and taxes."

Violet:"I'm a gum chewer, mostly. But when I heard about these ticket things, I laid off the gum. Switched to candy bars." Mrs. Beauregarde:"She's just a driven young woman. I don't know where she gets it."

"Wasn't that just magnificent? I was worried it was getting a little dodgy in the middle part, but then that finale... Wow!"

"One free man, defending his home, is more powerful then 10 hired soldiers."

"Well at least I didn't use a spoon.... its good steel."

Benjamin:"You look good in that color." Jean:"It stinks." Benjamin:"Well its had a dead man in it."

Pa Grape:"Don't let us die for this man's sin! And don't hold us responsible for his death, because it isn't our fault. Oh Lord, you have set this storm upon him for your own good reasons." Larry:"And keep my ducky safe." Both:"Amen..."

"Do you have any idea how much that stings?"

"Don't talk to it Merry... Don't encourage it!"

Merry: "Longbottom leaf! The finest pipe weed in the south farthing!" Pippen: "It's perfect! One barrel each!.... Wait! Do you think we should share it with Treebeard?" Merry: "No!... No! Dead plant and all that... I don't think he'd understand... could be a distant relative." Pippen: "Oh I get it.... don't be hasty...

Kathleen:"I love daisies..." Joe:"You told me..." Kathleen:"They're so friendly. Don't you think that daisies are the friendliest flowers?" Joe:"I do."

"Don't you just love New York in the fall?"

"Dad?"

"If we can't live together. We're going to die alone."

"Here comes Dr. Giggles."

Man: "I'm not making any sense am I?" John Locke: "Nope." Man: "That's probably because I've been dead for 12 years."

US Marshall: "Don't run Kate."

"You did a good thing. Taking care of everybody. Just giving them somebody to count on."

"What we'll see in a moment the animal will seem to disappear."

"You'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen. Because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch."

Juliet: "What are you doing here?" Sawyer: "Decided to take a dip. What are you celebrating." Juliet: "I'm not celebrating."

Kate: "Don't move." Claire: "Don't bring him back Kate. Don't you dare bring him back!"

"If you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave, well, that's where you're right. But, and I'm only saying this because I care, there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing."

"Did you know I was an alcoholic?"

Royal: "You trying to steal my woman?" Henry: "I beg your pardon?" Royal: "You heard me Coltrane." Henry: "Coltrane?" Royal: "What?" Henry: "Did you just call me Coltrane?" Royal: "No." Henry: "You didn't?" Royal: "No". Henry: "OK."

"In the sixth grade he went into business breeding Dalmatian mice which he sold to a pet shop in Little Tokyo."

Young Margot: "Are you getting divorced?" Royal: "At the moment no, but it doesn't look good."

"Dude, cover your mouth. You're shooting phlegm all over my ass."

"Do you understand me? You crazy fuck!"

"Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier some place else."

"Define irony - bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

Cirus: "Do you fly, Johnny?" Johnny: "No." Cirus: "You keep that in mind when you look at her, because if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump out of this plane."

"Mm, this is damn good. Say, this is the best beer I've ever had."

"No fuckin' shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!"

"You could ask your self a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya? Punk!"

"Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me."

"Disappointed!!"

Man in trunk: "No, Tommy, no, no." Tommy: " Fucking piece of shit! (stabbing sounds) Die, die! Look at me, look at my fucking eyes, die! (Bang bang bang)

"Drop your cocks and grab your socks."

"Damn, I gotta put all that shit back on. Goddamnit."

"Don't wait for it to happen, don't even want it to happen - just watch what does happen."

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! Don't give me attitude, sir."

"Death is…whimsical today."

"Doesn't look like a successful mating to me, still got his pants on."

Dan: "Whatever Ben Linus did down in the Orchid Station I think it may have dislodged us." Scientist: "Dislodged us from what?" Dan: "Time."

"Given your specific area of expertise you should find it to no surprise that this station's primary purpose is to develop defensive strategies on the island's hostile, indigenous."

"How do you know so much about this Danny-Boy."

"Listen to me Hurley. If you ever have the misfortune of running into him, whatever he tells you, just do the opposite."

"No! Don't kill him! If you kill him ... {long pause} ... You won't learn nothing!"

"Don't you have homes?"

"Why don't you go down and get dressed, you'll feel better?" You gotta feel depressed looking like that."

"Keep it up, you'll be carrying your face home in a doggy bag."

"Idle hands are the devil's playground."

Zack: "Let me tell you something, sports and drama, it's like plaids and stripes. They don't mix." Fern: "Well, the rules have been changed."

Riggs: "I dislocated my shoulder one time and I can just do it whenever I want to, now." Officer: "Well, goddamn, man, doesn't that hurt?" Riggs: "Yeah, it does. But not as much as when I put it back in."

Murtaugh: "What dog biscuit problem?" Riggs: "Well, I've been chasing more cars lately, and, uh, you know, when I try and lick my balls, I keep falling off the couch!"

"No, I'm Chaos and he's Mayhem, we're a double act!"

Riggs: "I think you should rest up, Leo. A dum-dum wound can be very serious." Doctor: "What's a dum-dum?" Riggs: "You don't know? A guy on the force got his thumb shot off by a dum-dum. From the shock, he was dead two days later." Leo: "Dead two days later? He died from dum-dums?"

"Diddely diddely dee, a Leprechaun is me!"

"Endo, here, has forgotten more about dispensing pain than you and I will ever know."

Leo: "Riggs" Riggs: "Yeah?" Leo: "Does this look like a dum-dum wound?" Riggs: "It sounded like one when it happened."

"Some parents don't understand why Grimes was fired."

Ana Lucia: "And stay away from the cops. Do not get arrested." Hurley: "Thanks Ana Lucia."