Don't mom me

Hurley: "Mom." Hurley's Mom: "Don't mom me."

Double life

Hurley's Mom: "Who is Sayid. I thought he was your friend." Hurley: "He is my friend. But he also has this double life where he does crazy ninja moves and spy stuff."

Dead Pakistani

"Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch."

Do justice

"Both you and I have taken an oath to do justice. In essence, to be fair."

Definitely not my bed

"Course, course this is definitely not my room, and I don't have my Tapioca pudding, and the bed's in the wrong place. That's definitely not my bed."

Dirty

"Don't, don't touch that, that's dirty."

Deal

Swackhammer: "DO we have a deal?' Jordan: "Deal"

Don't get cocky

"Don't get too cocky my boy, no matter how good you are. Don't ever let them see you comin'. That's the gaff my friend."

Dinner is served

"Here they are, top of the food chain, and dinner is served."

Destruction of America

Marybeth Louise Hutchinson ... "You're borrowing it from science labs?" Zeke ... "I like to think of it as stealing actually. Just doing my part to the deconstruction of America."

Dirty son of a bitch

"Blonde! You know what you are? Just a dirty Son-of-a-bitch(Ahee-ahee-ahhhh! Wah-wah-wah!)"

Disgusting

Princess Karina: "What was that?" Jason: "Ah, it was…ah…a spa…" Jason: "Space herpe" Nanny: "That's disgusting."

Don't give me attitude

"Ah, ah, Don't give me attitude sir."

Distract from the pain

Charly: "This guy bites her on the ear, distracts from the pain. Ever try that?" Mitch: "No, no, I sock 'em in the jaw and yell Pop goes the weasel."

Dinosaur sounds

Various Dinosaur sounds

Deliver us music

Music

Doubled workload

"Tell your people as of today, their workload has been doubled."

Defecate

Interviewer: "Sir, how often should one exonerate one's bowels?" Dr. Kellogg: "One should never, ever interrupt one's desire to defecate!"

Donations

"Donations totaling three billion dollars were made today to the Red Cross, the Salvation Army, and the United Nations Children's Fund. The funds were wired from the account of jailed Russian tycoon, Ivan Tretiak."

Do the Girl Thing

"Are you gonna do the girl thing? Are you gonna act happy and you gonna be pouting on the inside?"

Doses

"I-I guess they gave you a couple of strings. Drugs! What'd they give you? Thorzine? Haldol? How much? How much? Know you doses. Know your doses. It's elementary."

Design Your Eyes

Chew: "You Nexus huh? I design your eyes."Batty: "Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes."

Deckard

"Deckard..."

Don't kill us

"Please don't kill us."

Didn't vote for me

Mona: "You didn't vote for me." Phil: "Well sorta." Mona: "What do you mean sorta? They all say Bobby." Phil: "Really?" Mona: "Phil, you're my husband. You're suppose to support me." Phil: "Yea but Bobby had really good form though hun." Bobby: "Thanks Mr. Dearly." Phil: "You're welcome Bobby."

Doggy Style

Harry: "I've even bred them." Mary: "Oh yeah, any unusual breeding?" Harry: "No mostly just doggy style."

Dead bird to a blind kid?

"You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?"

Don't ever speak to me

"Don't ever speak to me again, do you understand?"

Drowning

Connor: "Help me, I'm drowning!" Ramirez: "You can't drown, you fool, you're immortal!"

Don't like water

"I don't like boats, I don't like water! I'm a man, not a fish!"

Doughnut

Lorna Cole: "I brought you a doughnut." Riggs: "A doughnut! Police food! How did you know?"

Dog didn’t hire me

Leo: "Very funny! I'm working on a very important P.I. case!" Murtaugh: "Did the dog hire you?" Leo: "No, the dog didn't hire me!"

Damn Good

Murtaugh: "The guy's too damn good!" Riggs: "Well, yeah, he's damn good! I mean, how did he do that thing with the gun? How the hell did he do that?"

Die in underwear

"I don't want to die in my underwear, Riggs!" (makes chicken noises)

Ding Ding

"Ding ding ding, what do we have for her Johnny?"

Danger

"Danger, danger."

Data Download

"Data download in progress."

Doesn't compute

"That does not compute."

Download Modulator

"Download modulator."

Directional Probe

"I compute it to be an ionic directional probe."

Dynamite Drop-in

Harry Doyle: " Rick Vaughn gets the starting call today. We're told he matured a lot over the winter... apparently he's bathing now. Congratulations, Rick! As you know Monty, Vaughn's been working on a couple of new pitches. The eliminator and the humiliator to compliment his fastball, the terminator." Monte: "I he...

Doughboy

"You know you remind me of the doughboy. If I poke your stomach will it make you go OHHH"

desemprego

Didn't prove it

"We were the best team in the NFL. And we fucking didn't prove it and now we're out of it completely."

Don't see me crying

"I got a tattoo you don't see me crying because we lost."

derka derka derka from team america

Didn't have time to dress up

"Hello Seth. Sorry I didn't have time to dress up but I have a lot on my mind."

Doctor who takes cash

"Alright, well thanks for having me Seth. I have to find a doctor who takes cash."

Doesn’t he sound like this`

John: "No I don't." Vinnie: "Yes, yes you do. Doesn't he sound like this." Assistant: "…John Malkovich."

Dr. Who Theme

Daddy-o!

"Yo! Daddy-o!"

Daddy

"You better find yourself a runway Daddy."

Dr. Quinn

"House call Dr. Quinn."

Dr. Do Right

"Dr. Do Right doesn't trust me with his antibiotics."

Dr. Giggles

"Oh happy day, here comes Dr. Giggles'."

Deep Dish

"What can I do you for Deep Dish."

Daniel Boone

"You heard Daniel Boone, what's the count."

Don't have to come down here

"Don't have to come down here…bitch."

Don't want you to hate me

"I'm an old broken down piece of meat and I deserve to be alone. I just don't want you to hate me."

Donner

"Back off Donner."

Don't think of me as your boss

"Don't think of me as our 'boss'."

Don't do it!

"Don't do it!"

Don't stop

"Keep going, don't stop."

Dance with the Nature Boy

"Do you want to dance with the Nature Boy?"

Doesn't have anymore plans

"Vince doesn't have any more plans for you."

Dumbest Thing

"This is by far the dumbest thing I've ever done in my entire life, ah, so dumb in fact that, I can't, oh but I'm gonna."

Digging wrong

"Beloch's staff is too long! They're digging in the wrong place!"

Dead?

Neo: "Am I dead?" Morpheus: "Far from it."

Desert of the real

"Welcome to the desert...of the real."

Dodge this

"Dodge this."

Dead or alive

"Help the police find Lane! I want him dead or alive, I don't care!!"

Dome of the Rock

Cassandra: "Behind me are the raging flames of where the Dome of the Rock, one of Islam's most sacred sites once stood. Just moments ago, the ancient shrine was rocked by a devastating explosion... (An explosion happens to her left and the live camera feed goes dead) TV Studio: "We lost the feed! Someone find out w...

Declaring you a heretic

"In light of the resurrection of God's holy prophets, we are recanting our support, and declaring you a heretic!!"

Died so that you might live

"I was Judas betraying Christ to be crucified... I was Hitler leading millions to the slaughter... AND... I was the drunken driver who killed your mother! But... I was also the one who stopped a bullet for you. Yes, I died, so that you might live."

Display my affection

"Allow me to display my affection."

Disturbs slumber

"Who disturbs my slumber?!"

Dirty fembot

"Get away from me you dirty fembot."

Destroy Washington

"Mr. President, in 12 hours I will destroy Washinton DC with this giant laser."

defesa civil

Disney world

"Been to Disney World one too many times have we Captain Ron?"

Don't bump into anything

"All right well just keep her pointed due North, don't bump into anything, I'm gonna get some shut eye."

Degree of civilization

Vince: "The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by observing its prisoners. Dustrusky said that, after doing a little time." Head Briefing Guard: "Fuck you…Cyrus Grisson said that after putting a bullet in my agent's head, OK?"

Druglord

"If you can't trust a South American drug lord, who can you trust huh?"

Diamond Dog

"Nathan Jones AKA Diamond Dog. Former General of the Black Gorillas. He blew up a meeting of the National Rifle Association saying and I quote 'They represented the basis to negativity of the white race.' He wrote a book in prision called 'Reflections in a Diamond Eye.' New York Times called it a wake up call for th...

Don’t panic

Poe: "You just stay here and don't panic." Man: "It's easy for you to say. You don't got it."

Demolition Man

"They called him the Demolition Man."

Don't you think?

"Don't you think?"

Dumb Swede

"Hey watch your mouth, you dumb friggin' Swede!"

Don't play well

"I don't play well with others."

Demons

"What do you see when you're in the dark, and the demons come."

Don't like fast women

Indy: "Leave me alone, I don't like fast women!" Elsa: "And I hate arrogant men!"

Dad, what

Indy: "Dad?" Dr. Jones: "What?" Indy: "Dad!" Dr. Jones: "What!" Indy: "Dad!" Dr. Jones: "What!!" Indy: "Head for the fireplace!"

Don't call me Junior

Indy: "I came here to save you!" Dr. Jones: "Oh yeah? And who's gonna come to save you? Junior." Indy: "I told you…(sounds of struggle and then machine gun fire)…Don't call me junior."

Dog's name

Sallah: "Please, what does it always mean, this 'Junior'?" Dr. Jones: "That's his name. Henry Jones, Junior." Indy: "I like Indiana." Dr. Jones: "We named the dog Indiana."

Danny boy

(singing) "Ooooh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are play-a-ing…"

Destroy the world

"Hulu, an evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy."

Da da

"Da da da da da da."

Don't go in the pimped out fridge

"What is this place? Don't go in the pimped out fridge Jack."

Direct connect

"Get more done now. Communicate in less than a second with Nextel's direct connect. Only on the now network."

DOIS CAES DA RAÇA ROTWEILER ATACAM HOMEM EM CRISTAIS PAULISTA.

Destroy you

"Hello, we are here to destroy you."

Driving like a maniac

"Slow down! Slow down! What's the hurry! You're driving like a maniac."

Doritos' Power of the Crunch Super Bowl Commercial

Don't send flowers in a box

"This Valentine's Day don't send flowers in a box, you'll never know what they're going to say."

Drinkability

Man 1: "Like that drinkability." Man 2: "Huh?" Man 1: "Drinkability, means Bud Light is easy to drink. See Bud Light goes down smooth like this guy here. Where other beers go down like this guy."

Destruction of Vatican City

"It's the ancient illuminati threat. Destruction of Vatican City through light."

Dead end

Woman: "Robert it's a dead end." Robert: "No it's not."

dropped a house on her sister

"Don't mind her, she's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister."

don't strike me blind

"Hey Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes."

Don't look in the camera

Christof; "Don't look in the camera. Say something, keep it going. Keep it going" Marlon: "He's gone." Christof: "Cut transmission!" Director: "Cut transmission?" Christof: "Cut it!"

DEBATE COM ANANIAS E TICO

Don't get me started

Aaaah, okay for Christ sake let's take it one fucking line at a time. Instead of changing everything, it's very difficult to even create what you're gonna do when it's constant a barrage of change this change this, do this do this, no wait wait, do it a different way do it a different way, don't get me started!

Did I ever yell at you before

Did I ever yell at you before right now? No! I never fuckin yelled at you!

Director of Fandemonium

"Director of Fandemonuim will announce a pick at the NFL draft, join the Super Bowl coin toss ceremony, select a play from the sidelines of the Pro Bowl, receive tickets for the season and a $100,000 signing bonus."

dwightschrute

dundermifflinthisispam

doyouwanttoformanalliance

Did you see this

"One reason John is that every week we'll go around the country and people will say did you see that game, did you see this, did you hear about that. Did you watch this."

Deserve a lot of credit

"The Cardinals deserve a tremendous amount of credit for fighting all the way and a tremendous season."

Didn't not want to be with the fans

"I didn't not want to be with the fans at the time."

David After Dentist

Dobra o número de ameaças contra mulheres na DDM

Debt of gratitude

"Thank you seems totally inadequate. I have a debt of gratitude I fear I may never be able to repay."

Different culture

"Back then it was a different culture. It was very loose. I was young. I was stupid."

Didn't mess up the name

"So far they're both showing about the same excitement level and the robot didn't mess up the author's name."

Do the smart thing

"Or maybe that can just do the smart thing and hire Newmy."

Don't call me stupid.

"Don't call me stupid."

Don't you want your aphid beer?

Weaver: "Don't you want your aphid beer?" Z: "Call me crazy, but I have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature, OK?"

Doing the Bull Dance, feeling the flow, working it.

"Doing the Bull Dance, feeling the flow, working it."

Don’t you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?

"Don't you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?"

Did you know the human head weights 8 pounds?

Ray Boyd: "Jerry, did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?" Jerry: "Did you know that Troy Aikman in only six years has passed for 16,303 yards?" Ray: "Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?"

DONT .. EVER .. STOP .. FUCKING .. ME .. NEVER ... BETTER.

"DONT .. EVER .. STOP .. FUCKING .. ME .. NEVER ... BETTER."

Don't move or I'll blow your blinking brains out.

"Don’t' move or I'll blow your blinking brains out."

Doug, you're a clone.

Dr. Leeds: "Doug, you're a clone." Doug Kinney: "So…ah, what do I feed it?"

Did you bring me a monkey?

"Did you bring me a monkey?"

Do you want to change your bullshit story, sir?

U.S. Marshal Erin Poole: "Care to revise your statement, sir?" Old Guard: "What?" Gerard: "Do you want to change your bullshit story, sir?"

Drink up while it's cold, ladies!

Red: "And that's how it came to pass that on the second-to-last day of the job, the convict crew that tarred the plate factory roof in the spring of '49 wound up sitting in a row at ten o'clock in the morning drinking icy cold, Bohemia-style beer…courtesy of the hardest screw that ever walked a turn at Shawshank St...

David After Dentist After REMIX

David: I feel funny. Dad: Stay in your seat. David: Is this real life?

Dream and a passion

"Sometimes we have that dream and that passion and we take risks. And I did and it turned out perfectly."

Distracting

"Well it's fucking distracting."

Do you have a name

"Do you have a fucking name?"

Done professionally

"Seriously man we are fucking done professionally."

Don't be sorry

"What's the point guy. Every fucking minute. Don't be fucking sorry!"

Don't want to hear it

"Just don't point the camera at me I'm fucking acting here! No John Rizzy! No! No I don't want to fucking hear it."

Dangerous drugs

"Marijuana doesn't do any harm your pharmaceuticals are the dangerous drugs out there."

Don't want to go surfing

"I don't want to go surfing, I'll just swim in the water a bit."

Dirty Tired and Paunchy

I asked for clean, athletic, smiley; she sent me dirty, tired and paunchy.

Doesn't Require Clothing

I can think of something we can do that doesn't require any clothing.

Do The Coat

(Snapped fingers) You do coat. (Snap) Do the coat.

Damage to the car

"If this car drive into a group of gypsy, will there be any damage to the car?"

Digital watch from future

"Okay I have a digital watch from future, I will give you it."

Drinking After Hours

"It would never do for the chief of police to be found drinking after hours, he'd have to fine himself."

Doing Me A Favor

"Go ahead and shoot, you'll be doing me a favor."

Do Not Fall Too Far

"Don't fall too far, he hasn't been around the block yet - you have."

Dont Sleep with No Whore

"I don't go to sleep with no whore and I don't wake up with no whore. That's how I live with myself."

Do Not Make a Sound

"Don't make a sound, you understand?"

Do Not Touch the Hair

"Don't touch the hair."

Dynamo Introduction

"Dynamo Opera"

Don't Embarrass Me

Fillmore: "There's a lotta love out there, you know, man?" Sarge: "Don't embarrass me, Fillmore."

Deployed airbag

Jay: "Fucking Middletown cop pulled us over for suspicion of mischief." Teen#1: "What the fuck does that mean?" Jay: "We were driving around with a deployed airbag."

Don't you be looking at my dick

"Damn dude, don't you be looking at my dick."

Day get any worse

"How the fuck could this day get any worse?"

Drone

"You're a fucking drone, dude."

Don't trust me

"Now, you will hurt me if you don't trust me, all right?"

Dirty knife

"The guy had a dirty knife and a folding table. I could hear her screaming in the hallway. And I swear to God Johnny. I tried to get in. I tried."

Daddy's girl

"What you care about is that you're not Daddy's girl anymore."

Domino theory

"Now I've been thinking a lot about the domino theory. If Vietnam falls, is China next?"

Das Boot

Jan: "Why does the last guy drink out of a shoe?" Pim Scutney: "That's no shoe, that's DAS BOOT!!"

Did it for nothing

Baby: "So I did it for nothing. I hurt my family. You lost your job, anyway. I did it for nothing!" Johnny: "No, no not for nothing, baby. Nobody has ever done anything like that for me before."

Double Teamed Her

Todd: "Pull it together, you're acting a little crazy here." Barry: "Your wife didn't think it was so crazy when I double teamed her with "Silo" Johnson." Germans: "Ohhh, ho ho, zee double team, ya."

Day Late with His Money

"It's been 500 years? Oh, hell, no! Upgrayedd is gonna kill me! He gets mad when I'm a day late with his money!"

Drago is the most perfectly trained athlete ever

"It's a matter of science, evolution isn't it gentlemen? Drago is the most perfectly trained athlete ever."

Drago is a look at the future

"Drago is a look at the future!"

Don't Jive Me!

"Don't jive me!"

Daddy Justice

"He tried taking water from toilets, but it's Secretary Not Sure who finds himself in the toilet now. And as history pulls down its pants and prepares to lower it's ass on Not Sure's head, it will be Daddy Justice who will be crapping on him this time."

Deaths head moth

"Meet Mr. Acherontia Styx, better known to his friends as the deaths head moth."

Dear Jamal

"Dear Jamal, Someone I once knew wrote that we walk away from our dreams afraid that we may fail, or worse yet, afraid we may succeed. You need to know that I would know so very early that you would realize your dreams. I never imagined I would once again realize my own. Seasons change, young man. And while I may ha...

DilSe

Don't I lfee like an asshole

"Don't I feel like the fucking asshole."

Dirty pool

"Dirty pool, old man. I like it!"

Driving miss Daisy

"You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy."

Don't call

"Don't call me babe!"

dance with devil

“You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

Dance with the devil

"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

Dressed like that

"Hey don't worry, I can handle it. I took something. I can see things no one else can see. Why are you dressed like that?"

Die with diginity

"You're history. Have the good grace to die with some fucking dignity."

Do you punk?

(beginning of film)"Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one qu...

Did he fire six shots or only five?

Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question --Do I...

dick tattoo

Admiral: “I want a man with a tattoo on his dick! Have I got the right man?” Dodge: “By a strange coincidence, you do, Sir.”

down we go

“OK boys, down we go!” (evil laugh)

Dead and loving it.

"Dracula... dead and loving it."

Dr. Love is in the house.

"He comes Dr. Looove!"

Do what to a duck?

"Fuck a duck. Holy shit!"

Danielle isn't loved.

Danielle De Barbarac: "You are the only mother I have ever known. Was there a time, even in it's smallest measurement that you loved me at all?" Baroness De Ghent: "How can anyone love a pebble in their shoe?"

Don't leave things to fate.

"You cannot leave everything to fate, boy. She's got alot to do, sometimes you must give her a hand."

delicious

Goanna: “What's a human?” Batty: “Delicious and nutritious, tastes just like chicken!”

Drive through window.

"You couldn't take out a cheeseburger from a drive through window."

Drum beating.

Drum beating sound effect.

don't like

“I don't love Paris, I don't like the French, and I don't really want to go on this trip.”

Dire need of a blow job

"You're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history!"