damnyouvilewoman

Dr. Moisés Chencinski

doublekill

Demora na entrega de casas populares em Claraval - Reportagem Patricia Paim

Driving School

Denise Richards at Cubs game sings "Take me out to the Ballgame" Fail

Announcer: Struck him out time to sing the stretch…actress Denise Richards. Denise Richards: Alright fans. Let me hear ya. A one, a two, a three. Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the home tea...

Dear racist Liz Lemon

"Dear racist Liz Lemon. This is how you treat me - like a white whiskered Gibbon put on this earth to do nothing but dance around for your amusement and reduce the insect population of Malaysia."

Don't patronize me with your celtic slang

"Don't partonize me with your celtic slang Liz Lemon. We have a black president now."

Dirty Harry

Decimation Bill with Sexual Orientation

Jon: "Last week the House approved expanding existing protections to add sexual orientation to a list already including race, color, religion and gender. The bill approved 249-175, why would 175 people vote against it…it's the temperature…" Trent Franks: "It would have a devastating and chilling effect on free speec...

Didier Drogba - It's A Disgrace - Chelsea's Champions League Loss to Barca

"Hey it's a disgrace. It's a disgrace. It's a fucking disgrace."

Dr. Bummer a Gynecologist from Pittsburgh bids $69 on THE PRICE IS RIGHT!

Drew: “What’s the next item up for bid please? Announcer: “Here comes the lovely Gwendolyn with the next item up for bid Drew. It’s a beautiful diamond pendant. Drew: “What do you bid for that beautiful pendant? Contestant: “2500.” Drew: “2500, Leslie?” Leslie: “1450.” Drew: “1450. Parmy…” Contestant: “2700. Michael...

David Letterman pretends to get electrocuted

David: "That is gorgeous and this thing is available in 2 years, how much would this cost?" Elon: "This will have a starting price of $49,900. There's one very important point worth making about this car…" David: "I'll take you later if you want…" Elon: "There's a very important point..." David: "Oh god turn it off!...

Doraci Berteli - Comemoração na Escola Vanda Badaró

Diva Rocha, primeira dama

Dr. Marcelo de Paula Lima, médico pneumologista

Dancer

Doomshroom

Dolphin appearing

Dolphin Before Jumping

Digger Zombie

dial an asshole

deranged

Damn You

Del Tha Funky Homosapien - Corner Story

Dr. Roger Sapp

Dentistas atendem de graça no Hospital do Câncer - Nelise Luques

DogFeedingFrenzy

"They were like piranha .."

Don't need to see your nipples

"Now, I know you’re into this transparency thing, but, uh, I don’t need to see your nipples."

Did you waterboard him

“’What did you do, did you waterboard him? No, I just said, ‘nice weather,’ and he’s still talking. Can’t listen to him anymore, it’s like torture.’”

Dates his wife

Down Periscope - Prefer Bizarre Risky

'Actually sir, I believe we prefer to go with the bizarre and risky. It's worked for us so far.'

Down Periscope - Voltage

Captain: That boy's absorbed a lot of voltage.

Donald Trump on Carrie Prejean pictures

"She gave an honorable answer, she gave an answer from her heart and I think for that she has to be commended. Now to the pictures. We've reviewed the pictures very carefully…is with me, the president of the Miss Universe organization and we are in the 21st century. And I talked about relevance and the pageants have...

Dwight Idiot

Damnit[1]

Dr. Ubiali no Parque do Horto

Don't be scared fart

"And the don’t be scared…"

discipline

deadbshp

delight

Don't you dare

"Don't you dare, don' you fucking dare!"

Don't start arguing

"Don't fucking start arguing."

Dirty ball!

"Oh no! No, no! Dirty ball."

Dog shit

"It looks like regurgitated dog shit."

Don't get upset at me

"Don't get fucking upset with me in my fucking kitchen when you're standing there sulking cause you fucked the salmon."

Dueling Farts

Diamond Dave Whistle

dirtyharry

...But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

dragnet87

Just the facts, ma'am

dracula

"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."

drstrangelove

deadpoetssociety

drno

ducksoup

dbrasco

Doctor Who Theme 2006

Dead iPod Song (featuring iJustine)

within every electronic device there lies a seed dormant and waiting to be...released somewhere between 18mos and 2yrs it will sprout...and begin to choke the life out and if you've got an iPod, you know exactly what we're talking about you pressed the power button and what happened was nothin' iTunes won't even se...

Dead meat

I'm dead meat."

Dogs put to sleep

"Those dogs should be put to sleep."

Don't know about husband thing

"I don't know about this husband thing. One whiff of their mom's meatloaf and they're gone!"

Don't Assume Zebras

"Just because you hear hoofbeats don't assume zebras."

Don't Bother Sucking Up

"I have five rules, memorize them. Rule number one: don't bother sucking up, I already hate you. That's not going to change."

Do a u-turn

"You wait any longer big guy we're not gonna have any choice in the matter. I can't exactly do a u-turn here."

Diagnose in transit

"Okay, here's how we diagnose in transit. I lead, you draft. I move, you move. I stop, you stop. Got it?"

Do it in my Neighborhood

Robert Jensen: "Would you go on his show?" Snoop Dogg: "I'd love to go on his show. But we'd have to do it in my neighborhood, though." Robert Jensen: "So it has to be in the ghetto?" Snoop Dogg: "Yeah so I can kick his mother fucking ass when the show is on the air."

Don't leave me!

"Wait, I don’t have my belt or my shoes. Don't leave me!"

Dachshunds, Only Dog Shaped Like Its Poop

"Dachshunds, the only dog that's shaped like it's own poop."

Develop one

"And while he was here, uh, the President of Iran Ahmadinejad, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, he said there are no homosexuals in Iran. So what they're gonna do now, they're gonna develop one of their own."

Deodorant causes cancer

"Here's from the medical world. Here's some scary information. Apparently now, they say, a new study says that using an underarm deodorant causes cancer. New York City cab drivers are saying 'Well who's crazy now. Who's crazy now'."

Donald Trump book

"Did anybody here buy the Donald Trump book? Anybody buy the Donald Trump book?"

Danger Will Robinson!

"Danger, Will Robinson!"

Double boob scoop

"Uh, yeah, just for the record, your mom doesn't like the under the arms, around the side double boob scoop."

Drank themselves to sleep before story time

"And I found it was easier puttin these boys to bed than my last two. Mainly because these boys drank themselves to sleep before story time."

Don't sleep with my mom, I'll kill you

"Now I know this is gonna sound crazy given where we started and all, but if you don't sleep with my mom, I think I'm gonna have to kill you."

Driving

"I've been driving the Browns band wagon."

Dog the man

"Why do you got to dog the man."

Different kettle of fish

"Kobe Bryant is a different kettle of fish."

Driving the bus

"That’s what's driving the bus, football."

Double squadouches

"Blimey, two double squadouches."

Do better next time

"We're out of time. We'll try and do better the next time."

Doing a good job

Dan: "This is my second day in a row, that must mean I'm doing a good job." Tony: "I'm Tony Kornheiser. No Sparky, it means all the good writers are at the World Series."

Didn't go to any classes

"You remember his career, he went to a college football game, Tony, in a limousine, with a tuxedo and a top hat and didn't go to any classes his last year."

Dressed as Vice President

"Me dressed as Vice President, it's weird."

Dressed as yourself

Hillary: "So you dressed as yourself." Barack: "Well, you know Hillary I have nothing to hide. I enjoy being myself. I'm not gonna change who I am just because it's Halloween." Hillary: "Well that's, that's great."

Dressed as a nurse

"The other night a girl came by my house dressed as a nurse with her bosoms exposed. I told her, don't you be defaming nurses. Nurses are heroes. I had one of 'em take good care of me when my sugarbetes flared up."

Daddy's little whore

"Now parents, if you want more advice on raising your women today, please buy my book; Daddy's Little Whore, a Damn Shame."

Dignified

"Dignified, we got dignified coming out our ass."

Done differently

Amy: "Willie, knowing what you know now is there anything you would have done differently?" Willie: "[Noises] so…"

Democratic debate

"In a startling moment during Wednesday's democratic debate former Senator Mike Gravel's head exploded. Then in a chain reaction spreading from one candidates lectern to the next. John Edwards' hair parted itself on the opposite side. Barack Obama's ears flapped uncontrollably. Hillary Clinton instantly shot up in t...

Divorce him

"He personally finds abortion morally repugnant but feels that women should have the right to choose to divorce him."

Dime sack

Colonist 4: "Hey, uh, can I get a dime sack." John Stone: "Yeah, yeah."

Dancing a lot

"I've been dancing a lot, mostly hip hop in night clubs. But, uh, also some more experimental stuff in my living room so watch out for that."

Dropping faster than Larry Craig

"Now I entered this horse race a little later than many of my opponents. And well frankly, hadn't really paid off. I thought when I announced I would immediately be the front runner. But instead, since my announcement my numbers have been going down faster than Larry Craig in a Minneapolis wash room."

David Hasselhoff

"It was reported this week that David Hasselhoff suffered a relapse of his alcoholism and checked himself in for detox. Sadly, Hasselhoff thought he was checking in for botox."

Detox, botox

"Get it Amy. Detox, Botox, they sound the same. This is loose."

Da Bears

"Da bears… Dah bearrrss."

Do You Want to Touch My Monkey? Touch Him!

"But Klaus he is beautiful, is he not? Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him!"

Dick in a Box

"Hey girl, I got something real important to give you. So just sit down and listen."

Dick in a Box 2

Andy: "A gift real special, so take of the top." Justin: "Take a look inside. It's my dick in a box."

Dick in a Box 3

Andy & Justin: "See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin, and I got just the one. Somethin to show that you are second to none."

Dick in a Box 4

Andy: "So all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, it's easy to do, just follow these steps. One." Justin: "Cut a hole in a box." Andy: "Two." Justin: "Put your junk in that box." Andy: "Three." Justin: "Make her open the box." Andy & Justin: "And that's the way you do it! It's my dick in a box."

Dick in a Box 5

Andy: "Christmas." Justin: "Dick in a box." Andy: "Chanukah." Justin: "Dick in a box." Andy: "Kwanzaa." Justin: "A dick in a box. Every single holiday a dick in a box."

Dick in a Box 6

"Over at your parent's house a dick in a box. Midday at the grocery store a dick in a box. Back stage at the CMA's it's a dick in a box, yeah wa wa wa wa waa."

Dick in a Box 7

Justin: "Wanna get you something from the heart." Andy: "Somethin special girl." Andy & Justin: "It's my dick in a box. Justin: "My dick in a box girl."

Dick in a Box 8

Andy: "Now I'm ready to lay it on the line." Justin: "Well, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide." Andy: "Open wide." Justin: "Gonna give you somethin so you know what's on my mind."

Dissing Your Dog: His Sense of Irony

"There's one thing stronger than a dog's sense of smell, his sense of irony."

Dissing Your Dog: Accidents in the House

"Accidents in the House... Hey, Walter! Thanks for your 'help' with the new off-white sofa. Everybody agrees that dump you left there was the perfect 'accent'. So, good job. Oh, and by the way, Milton Berle called. He wants his bladder back. That's a good job! "

Dissing Your Dog: Right Murphy, You Brainless Sac of Excrement

"Right, Murphy, you brainless sack of excrement? [ to camera ] She's being punished. "

Don't Fear the Reaper with Cowbell

Eric: "Bruce, could you come in here for a minute, please?"

Devil Sings Modays, Boy I Hate Mondays

"Here we go, I’ll give you another…Behold! This fiendish masterpiece, from the bowels of HELL!!! Mondays! Boy I hate Mondays! They make me so steamed! Weekends! Talkin’ bout the Weekend! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh , Oh, Oh... Son of a bitch!! Is it humid in here or something, 'cause the guitar keeps getting out of tune!"

Democratic candidates

"And now a word to my 7 fellow democratic candidates for president, those I am about to defeat for our party's nomination. I have so admired the pluck and determination all of you have displayed in what I imagine for you must be an awfully discouraging campaign."

Dance camp

"Dog owners in Wisconsin can now pay $275 to go to a camp to learn to do their various dances with their dogs. Including the Cha-Cha, Twist and Rumba. Or they can pay no dollars and skip the camp all together."

Declared a person

"Animal rights activists are campaigning to get a 26 year old Chimpanzee legally declared a person. The one remaining obstacle, it's not."

Drew the most attention

"Earlier this week Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was in New York where he addressed the United Nations as well as an audience of students at Columbia University. Though he answered questions on subjects ranging from Iran's support for terrorism to the Holocaust. It was his comments on women and homosexuals t...

Developing breast cancer

"New research shows that all types of alcohol add equally to the risk of developing breast cancer in women. Though dacaris will make you feel the most stupidest about it."

Do me a solid

"So do me a solid and order Solid Gold today."

Don't own a TV

"It's so weird that they asked me, Dakota Fanning, to present the award for best TV show because I don't even own a TV."

Dunk on their head

LeBron: "Won't I be ashamed to work with the people that went to college." Counselor: "Well, okay, you know how you get over that? You dunk on 'em. You take a basketball, you dunk it right on their heads. Them you put your arms out and you say 'I guess they didn't teach you how to stop LeBron James in college bitch!'."

Drop out

Counselor: "Kanye, look, go to college for one year, drop out and write songs about it." Kanye: "Sounds good."

Dubie rollin in a van down by the river

"You're using your paper not for writin but for rollin dubies. You're gonna be doin a lot of dubie rollin when you're livin in a van down by the river."

Don't want him to be sad

"Bert, I'm afraid he's gonna get cold and lonely out here all by himself, Bert. And then he'll be sad, and I don't want him to be sad, Bert!"

Don't function under pressure

"I do not function well under pressure."

Do something useful

"I must do something useful."

Dating a Desert

"I'm in a dating desert."

Divide and Conquer

"Okay, we need to divide and conquer."

Don't I Look Fine?

"I'm fine... Just fine... Don't I look fine?"

Dying to Sleep With Him

"The truth is, I was dying to sleep with him. But isn't delayed gratification the definition of maturity?"

Dumb shit

"Shit, dumb shit!"

Do not have Tourette syndrome

"You do not have Tourette syndrome fat ass."

Dick tits!

Mr. Garrison: "Okay, so what do we get when we multiply a negative number…" Cartman: "Dick tits!"

Dumb shit, douche bag!

"I've learned to deal with intolerance. Dumb shit, douche bag!"

Donkey boner!

"Won't you do a special report on me so that the world can learn to accept us instead of just laugh. Donkey boner!"

Dick head!

"Hello Kyle. Dick head!"

Detect some cabbage

"I believe I detect some cabbage as well."

Don't understand

CNN Announcer 2: "Is this really news worthy?" CNN Announcer 1: "You just don't understand." CNN Announcer 2: "You're right, I don't."

Don't know how women make love

"I don't even know how two women can make love…unless they just kind of scissor or something."

Designer sleeping bags

"We could give the homeless all designer sleeping bags and makeovers. At least that way they'd be pleasant to look at."

Don't need windshield cleaned

"No, no, I don't need my windshield cleaned! Stop it! Stop iiiit!"

Don't have change, go away!

"We don't have any change! Go away!"

Diversion trap C

"Set off diversion trap C."

Distinguished guests

"Citizens of Imaginationland, we have distinguished guests from the world beyond."

Don't leave e

"Don't leave me fellas. Come back!"

Death to the infidels

"Death to the infidels."

Do something!

"Don't you get it! If the terrorists blow that barrier all the most evil things ever imagined are going to pour out and take over Imaginationland for good. You have to do something!"

Dudley Do-Right Theme Short

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Divide and conquer

"Alright look y'all, this is a classic case of divide and conquer. Look, Malcolm warned us about this."

Don King, Kris Kross

"Actually Aunt Viv, you got a kind of a Don King, Kris Kross, Bride of Frankenthing."

Don't live here anymore

"Hilary honey, what your father's trying to say is, you don't live here anymore honey."

Don't Make Me Angry

Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Do You Have any Porn Here?

"Do you have any porn here?"

Disgusting one that catches cannon balls

Guy: "Which one are you?" Gonzo: "I'm the ugly disgusting one who catches cannon balls."

David answers phone

"David Brent."

Do you feel lucky punk?

"I know what you're thinking, do I make 5 or 6 cars? The question is do you feel lucky punk? Do you? Clint Eastwood."

Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs

David Brent: "Look at this - Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs. Now you do not punish a girl, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs." Gareth: "If anything they should be rewarded."

David sings money don't make my world go round

"Money don't make my world go round. I'm reaching out to a higher ground. To a warm and peaceful place. I can rest my weary face."

Dwight tried to kiss me

Jim: "Dwight tried to kiss me." Dwight: "What?" Jim: "And I didn't tell anyone cause I'm not really sure how I feel about it." Dwight: "That is not true. Redact it, redact it!" Jim: "Well I'm not actually making a formal complaint, I just really think we should talk about it."

Distinct old man smell

"K, Ryan, you told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell?"

Deal drugs

"We are giving money that has been gambled. Why don't we just deal drugs or prostitute ourselves and donate that money to charity."

Dink and flicka

"I taught Mike some ah, some phrases to help with his interracial conversations. You know, stuff like fleece it out, going mach five, dink and flicka. You know, things us negros say."

Drop a deuce on everybody

"Two queens on casino night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody."

Deceive them not to hurt them

"Michael said, we must deceive them so as not to hurt them and in that way, we honor them."

Dangle things in front of cats

"I do play games. I sing and I dangle things in front of my cats. I play lots of games, just not at work."

Doesn't effect our friendship

"I just, I just hope that brghh. I just hope this doesn't effect our friendship."

Do it myself

Michael: "I wanna do it myself. You know, I want to go and find out something about myself. I want to get out of here. All the clicks and the office politics, fluorescent lights and the asbestos." Jim: "I thought we had that looked at."

Die or survive

Michael: "Dwight will be driving me deep into the Pennsylvania wilderness where he will then leave me to either die or to survive. The choices is yours." Jim: "No, the choice is actually yours."

Day 1

"Day 1. I'm in the interior of the vast Pennsylvania wilderness. I've brought with me only the bare essentials; a knife, a roll of duct tape in case I need to fashion shelter or make some sort of water vessel."

Depleting my resources

"I think that I want to get a little more comfortable because the sun is depleting my resources."

Domestic bliss

"Ok, well I did not get the job in New York. But I got the real prize - domestic bliss."

Double jeopardy

Michael: "Double jeopardy. We're fine." Ryan: "I don't think you understand how jeopardy works." Michael: "Oh right, I'm sorry. What is, 'We're fine'?"

Do not respect her

Michael: "Well I think you should go to the hospital and pay your respects." Dwight: "I do not respect her, but I will go."

Doing my job

"Just doing my job."

Don't have the stomach

"When a farmer sees an animal that is in pain, that has no quality of life, that has no utility, a farmer does what city folk don't have the stomach to do."

Different salary

Ryan: "I have your old job." Jan: "Well not exactly my job, a different title." Ryan: "Oh, well excuse me. Same office, same responsibilities." Jan: "Different salary. You'll get there, don't worry."

Difficult people

"Angela is worse than usual lately and we have a party to throw. So I Googled how to deal with difficult people. And I got all of this. So we're gonna try out some new things today."

Defeated the computer

"Dwight has defeated the computer!"

Disappointing day

" It was a pretty disappointing day. It was kind of a slap in the face, to realize that I wasn't as important as I thought I was to a certain young executive. Who I had cared about. But you know, I'm not going to cry about it. I did that in the car on the way home."

Dinner and a movie

"You looking for dinner and a movie? Cause you're not gonna find it in that box."

Did I use the word pointless?

"Why don't I want to go? Didn't expect to need a reason. So let me think here. I don't know any of these people. It's an obligation. I don't like talking paper in my free time or in my work time. Did I use the word pointless?"

Do boyfriend things

"If you want to be my boyfriend, you are going to have to do boyfriend things."

Don't call me Pammy

"Look out, world, 'cause... old Pammy is getting what she wants. And... don't call me Pammy!"

Do you ever watch Battlestar Galactica?

Dwight: "Do you ever watch Battlestar Galactica?" Guy: "No." Dwight: "No? Then you are an idiot."

Dwight Asks "Where is the Clitoris?"

Dwight: "Hey Toby." Toby: "Hey Dwight." Dwight: "You said that we could come to you with any questions. Where is the clitoris? On the web site it said at the crest of the labia. What does that mean? What does the female vagina look like?" Toby: "Technically I am in human resources, and Dwight was asking about human ...

Dundies Spoof of Mambo #5

"A little bit of Pam all night long, a little bit of Angela all the same…"

Dwight Brags About 2 Paintball Lessons from Him

"Michael keeps bragging about his iPod. But you know what? 2 paintball lessons with someone as experienced as me is worth easily two grand.Take that Saddam."

Dwight on His Surveillance

"As a volunteer Sheriff's deputy, I've being doing surveillance for years. This one time, I suspected an ex-girlfriend of cheating on me, so I tailed her for 6 nights straight. Turns out, she was. With a couple of guys, actually, so mystery solved."

Do You Think? Or Do You Know?

Dwight: "Listen temp. I am conducting a little investigation, so I will no longer be able to head up spring cleaning. Do you think you can handle it?" Ryan: "Yeah I think I can handle it." Dwight: "Do you think? Or do you know?" Ryan: "I think." Dwight: "Oh God."

Damn it to hell

"Damn it to hell! Okay."

Different themes

Dwight: "We have 3 rooms each with a different theme." Pam: "What are the themes." Dwight: "America, irrigation and night time."

Do no throw it

"Mose what are you doing? No Mose. Put the maneuver down. Put it down. Do not throw it. Do not…ow!"

Dwight's bed time story

"And Harry saw the white hen raise its wand and felt Voldemort's surge of vicious anger. Saw the frail old man on the floor writhe in agony. Harry? It was over as quickly as it had come. Harry stood shaking in the darkness, clutching the gate into the garden, his heart racing."

Declare bankruptcy

"Listen I got the answer. You declare bankruptcy all your problems go away."

Don't go by monopoly

Michael: "How would that help Creed. In monopoly you go bankrupt you lose." Creed: "You don't go by Monopoly man. That game is nuts. Nobody just picks up get out of jail free cards. Those things cost thousands." Michael: "That is a good point."

Dwight's recorder

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Don't sell your implants

Michael: "Don't sell your implants please." Jan: "I'm keeping them. I know you like 'em. They're kind of uncomfortable though." Michael: "It's nice though. Looks cute. Looks cute though." Jan: "Kind of painful and my nipples aren't as sensitive now."

Die for you

"I am not gonna die for you."

Digging in the dirt

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Dark Awakening

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Don't let anyone spank you

"You don't let anybody spank you and talk to you in all kind of ways because women, especially when that man pull back and won't give you the penis no more. Woman will be all in the bed at night, trying to sleep, tossin and turnin they dreamin about it."

Double-Crossed by a Mouse

"No! I've been double-crossed by a mouse. Tonight I'm gonna bring you a cat."