"I profoundly disagree."

"You do what you've been taught to do, you're gonna win. "

"There's not an awful lot of talent in coaching. I mean, I don't have to be quick, I don?t have to be strong, I don't have to shoot well, I don?t have to be a good passer. I don't have to do a lot of things that are really, ah, dependent upon, ah, that winning is dependent."

"Goddammit, do it right now."

"You're gonna get hurt out there with that shoe string. I better double knot that for ya."

"Jesse didn't move as quickly."

"I don't know, I don?t know how you define a racist."

"Democrats want out."

"It destroy jobs across the county."

"I'd like to say that we have a diamond ring that we're going to have as a door prize, it's my initial ring, I've had it for some time, and it has 14 diamonds in it, and we're going to give it away at the door as a door prize."

"And if you don't do it you make them mad at you, they don't understand, you hurt their feelings, and you make a lot of enemies that way."

"This momentous decree came as the great beacon light of hope for millions of negro slaves, who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity."

"The negro is still languished in the corners of American society and finds himself in exile in his own land. And so we've come here today to dramatize the shameful conditions."

"We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again, we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force."

"So even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream."

"There is a great deal of difference between non-resistance to evil and non-violent resistance. Non-resistance leaves you in a state of stagnant passivity and deadly complacency, where non-violent resistance means that you do resist in a very strong and determined manner."

"So often people respond to guilt by engaging more in the guilt-evoking acting and attempt to drown the sense of guilt."

"We've got some difficulties ahead."

"We've got some difficulties ahead, but it really doesn't matter with me now."

"And don't let anybody make you think that God chose America as his divine messianic force to be."

"If we go down the shitter, the whole eco-system will go down the shitter."

"We like to sell you our software, but you gotta pay a fair price for it."

"Apple plus Microsoft equals 100% of the desktop computer market."

"You know, I think you always had to be a little different to buy an Apple computer."

"Let's describe it for what it is. They pay their taxes."

"We can do it together, Republicans and Democrats alike."

"23 million small business owners pay those rates and taking more money from them deprives them of the capital that they need to invest and grow and hire."

"He's going to make sure we do more drilling. We're going to have more nuclear power. We're not going to put a new tax as Barack Obama wants on coal and natural gas."

"So we will be able to withdraw with honor and I'm sure that it will be dictated by the situation on the ground."

"We have urged the Iranians under many different circumstances, including different packages of incentives joined in by our European allies to modify Iranian behavior as well."

"I don't know about football, but sometimes you don't feel that good, and as soon as the lights on, POW, you get that snap, that hunger in your stomach, and you're just ready to eat this guy alive."

"I actually think Dolly Parton has a nice voice. I mean aside from her chest, she has a nice voice."

"The media glorifies the use of drugs."

"Drugs, I don't like 'em. If that's your idea of a good time: do it but don't kill anybody when you're doped up."

"I think that the government wants drugs in the marketplace because it keeps people stupid."

"I believe the government is involved in the drug traffic."

"It's a real rough, dirty world, even in America."

"Hell, the white man makes a whiskey and then puts you in jail for getting drunk."

"The most disrespected person in America is the black woman."

"Oh yes, I probably am a dead man already."

"That's what you mean by non-violent, be defenseless."

"Most of the Muslims that follow Mr. Muhammad absolutely believe that it was impossible. Physically impossible, I should say divinely impossible, for a white person to go to Mecca."

"And it is only because the black man is deprived of his vote, that puts these men in positions of power that give them such influence in the government beyond their actual intellectual or political ability."

"The racialists never understand a peaceful language."

"And I have seen people in so many different situations."

"If I can entertain people with the things that I'm doing, well, I'd be a fool to tamper with it. It's ridiculous to take it on your own and say well I'm gonna change, I'm gonna appeal to a different type of audience because you might not, you might not. And if you goof a few times you don't get many more chances ...

"And if you goof a few times, you don't get many more chances."

"Now, the thing I?m trying to get across is that we?re the very best of friends and we always have been, our divorce came about not because of another man or another woman, but because of the circumstances involving my career, I was traveling too much, I was gone too much, and it was just an agreement, I didn?t thin...

"As decently as you can do that type of thing, we just made an agreement."

"Well, he really didn?t apologize."

"They're taking America to a new zone of hope and possibility, and even those that disagree with them should not put out the power of suggestion that might in fact impede them in this process of making us as a nation better."

"This is a very dangerous and exciting moment, and we must not in some sense stimulate the danger that's mentioned in this great moment."

"There have been discussions."

"And I just didn't want that life for my child."

"And I will tell you that this government is working hard to make sure that the diplomatic and economic approach to dealing with Iran."

"Anyways, I digest."

"Remember, doctors is well powerful people. You can give life, you can cure disease and you can ask to see a woman's *whistle* without getting slapped."

?DON?T! Don?t come in my ear.?

"And sometimes their true and sometimes they're not. You just have to digest it, synthesize it and then make decisions about what you allow to amend what you're doing and what you sort of disregard."

"But, um you know, this is a difficult time for her and it's a difficult time for me. And it's actually one of the reasons why I've decided that I want to speak. I have to, at this point."

"I will let you draw your own conclusions because you clearly have."

"Declining wealth."

"We have a duty as Americans to defend our citizen's rights. Not only the life but also the liberty and the pursuit of happiness."

"Today we have the drill bill. Drill responsibly in leased lands."

"I really don't feel like speaking tonight."

"We distort history."

"There's this diversion."

"Make us better than ever, better. Forgive us the foolishness of our ways, make us stronger and more determined to serve the people faithfully. Amen."

"Our party at its best believes in a more perfect union, one big tent, workers right to organize, collective bargaining, cost of living adjustments, equal high quality public education and health care for all."

"There are three donut holes."

"I can be like, in the cl?I mean, um...I Got Money is my favorite record right now. And people don't connect that. That doesn?t make it to press. That doesn't' make it to press like, damn, Kanye really likes other artists."

"That that don't kill me can only make me stronger."

"She did it for me, she did it for me."

"There have been many disgusting statements made recently, concerning allegations of improper conduct on my part. These statements about me are totally false.

"In no way do I think that I am God, but I do try to be God-like, in my heart."

"Down in the Southside."

"It'd be just like walking to the drugstore."

"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."

"I understand jail, I understand myself and I can deal with that. I sit in my cell, and I do my number like a convict does his number."

"They came up with the name 'Don't Hassel the Hoff' because of my t-shirts."

"Don't hassle the Hoff."

"Probably just walking out there because he's so damn good looking."

"Make America a drug-free nation."

"We've seen too many governments where drug lords literally drove tanks through the courthouse, killing judges, and certainly we must defend that government."

"And I think he's done well because of a combination of having the message of hope and reconciliation and the money and the timing."

"Maybe, just maybe, you don't agree with this Party on every single issue. I say to you tonight that I believe that's not only okay, but that's what's great about this country."

"He is a man of perseverance. He's a man of inner strength. He's a leader who doesn't flinch, who doesn't waiver, and does not back down."

"You don't reason with terrorists. You defeat them."

"Don't tell him I said this."

"Black and Latino students are among the most likely to drop out of high school, I don't have to tell you that. African Americans are also among the least likely to go on to college."

"Democrats in Congress, including my opponent, oppose the D.C. Opportunity Scholarship program."

"No entrenched bureaucracy or union should deny parents that choice and children that opportunity."

"These needless restrictions must be removed, under my reforms. If a student needs extra help, parents will be able to sign them up to get it, with direct public support."

"Raising taxes eliminates jobs, hurts small businesses, and delays economic recovery."

"We will double the personal exemption from $3,500 to $7,000 for every dependent, in every family in America."

"I'm deliriously happy, can you tell?"

"That's about as deep as I get."

"Playing hard is, the ball right there, and you closer than me, but if I dive, I can get it."

"I'm a dumbass."

"Damn, Chuck is getting his body back."

"Deeds mean a lot more than words."

"I wish we lived in the day where you could challenge a person to a duel!"

"If he referred to those policemen out there as devils. Who were heavily armed, and knew that the negroes whom they were shooting down in cold blood were not heavily armed, I don't think that those policemen themselves would deny that they're devils."

"When the master got sick the field negro prayed that he died."

"No federal court, state court, or city court will bring and end to it. It's something that the black man has to bring an end to himself."

"You can't hate your origin, and not end up hating yourself. You can't hate Africa, and not hate yourself."

"We have been a people who hated our African characteristics. We hated our hair. We hated the shape of our nose, we wanted one of those long, dog-like noses."

"I'm not a diner until you let me dine!"

"There will come a time, there will come a day when the road reaches a dead-end."

"We're going to demand accountability. The American people deserve it."

"We will accelerate the development of wind and solar power and other renewable technologies, and we will help automakers design and sell cars that don't depend on gasoline."

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that."

"The enemy had correctly calculated that the news of Dr. King's death would deeply wound morale, and leave us worried and afraid for our country."

"And I think, frankly, we need to do maybe some drills. You know what I mean."

"But it doesn?t pain him at all?there is no pain in his chest about the attempt to destroy the reputation and take the jobs away from the young men who are working on my committee."

"In New York City we have seen a dramatic improvement of schools. We have seen it in New Orleans. There's now more than 30 charter schools there in New Orleans."

"Today we're learning that the largest makers of travel trailers did some testing and did know that it's trailers had dangerously high levels and it didn't warn anyone. And I think that's also a shameful failure."

"In school, when the teacher would talk about America, I would daydream about coming here. I would daydream about living here."

"Dang, man, seriously."

"All coaches make mistakes, but he's made two doozies."

"No, because these guys would drive me crazy."

"The Democrats aren't much better, that's why I'm an Independent."

"I did not think Don Imus should have been fired, I think he should have been suspended."

"A lot of times people hide behind really complicated works. Like I can do that stuff. Like I did that for Mixed States cuz that's what people wanted."

"You know when Jay-Z said, 'Show you how to move in a room full of vultures.' It's not like, you you don't really have to change who you are and start saying I'm gonna be a snake, I'm gonna be that. Know what I'm saying? Just know, you can't let people use you."

"I mean, it?s incredible, I really appreciate it, and um, it was always a dream of mine to perform at the Grammy's to have a great Grammy moment."

"I pledge to you that I will continue my efforts to defend a way of life that the American people have a right to expect."

"I think the issue now is where we go from here."

"Because you are big and because you have presidential candidates and senators on your show, we gonna take you on!"

"There must not be different standards in American politics."

"That's always going to be a very difficult situation."

"Discrimination is always going to exist."

"But I just, I'm gonna vote democratic no matter what."

"Well, I'm gonna try it by myself, but I don't think I'm an alcoholic where I walk around with a bottle or flask every day, I gamble probably once every two or three weeks to a month, it's not like I'm going everyday, it's not like I get up and look at the line in sporting events, I like to go into Vegas it's a fun ...

"That was Dennis Rodman, you got me confused."

"Don't confuse the two, that was Dennis Rodman."

"Guys make so much money they don't have to listen to the coach anymore."

"If a guy's makin 20 million dollars a year, he don't have to do anything."

"Damn, I'm a dummy."

"I am deeply sorry that I did not live up to what was expected of me."

"I'm a detective, ya know, and, uh, I think I'm probably pretty good."

"They knick me, I deserve a call, just like he do!"

"We make a lot of money, and the players deserve it because they do the work."

"Just because I can run and dunk a basketball that shouldn't make me a role model."

"That's something that does a disservice to the American military, men and women who put their lives on the line, as well as the Iraqi forces that put their lives on the line in order to fight back Al -Qaeda."

"My Goal was: Do not vomit in the helmet."

"I didn't use the word timetable."

"Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me, because she's not well right now."

"I feel it?s wrong for people who commit crimes to try to shift the blame onto somebody else, onto their parents or onto their upbringing or living circumstances."

"I understand that. I just get angry with other people who think that they have a right to somehow try to blame my parents for what happened. That?s not right at all. No one has the right to do that because they are totally innocent they had no knowledge of it and that angers me. "

"Drugging children, with them not knowing the effects of these drugs. Do you know what Adderall is? Do you now Ritalin? Do you know, now, that Ritalin is a street drug?"

"Do you know what Adderall is? Do you now Ritalin? Do you know, now, that Ritalin is a street drug? Do you understand that?"

"Do you know what Adderall is? Do you now Ritalin? Do you know, now, that Ritalin is a street drug?"

"Do you know what Adderall is? Do you now Ritalin?"

"Drugs aren't the answer."

"Don't tase me, bro!"

"But I want you to know that they have done nothing but make us more determined."

"Who would've thought they would have had to bring their children home with nineteen bullets in their body?"

"He's not homosexual, or is he bisexual."

"I think there's a limited regulation that government will always have, but I think when it gets into who will minister the gospel, who has the ability, whether it be on the airwaves in church or in a meeting on the street, there's where the danger comes."

"There's where the danger comes."

"We've been disclosing for a period of time, and always been in favor of disclosure."

"We're gonna decide."

"If there's fraud, then the fraud ought to be taken care of in the normal due process of law."

"We can't say we approve of all your doctrine."

"And when they come to get you and put those chains around you, you go in dignity."

"Daddy's a freak."

"I go out now. I go everywhere, you know, depending on my self esteem level that day."

Steve Carell: "Does this sound pretty natural?" Jim Carrey: "It's fantastic." Steve: "Ahhh, I love these seats." Jim: "It's flawless, it's flowing off your tongue like?" Steve: "Jim." Jim: "Like Orson Wells."

Jim: "Up in Brentwood, there's a lot of deer, you know. And every once in a while, you know you'll clip one.." Steve: "Mmm hmm." Jim: "On the way home and stuff. And just, you know, they got that wild look in their eye, and stuff like that . And I just pounce at that moment."

"So I would say, definitely the Mayor of Whoville has got a much more difficult job."

"And Dana Carvey got it. And Jon Lovitz got it. But I didn't get it, cuz I'm the back door guy."

"Ladies and gentlemen, the carrier of this plague is the Democrat party!"

"What we are contributing to the destruction of this planet, we need to do something about it."

"Da da da da da da, baby!"

"You're a disgrace."

"And then all of the sudden they said 'default' and then I suddenly thought to myself that maybe I wasn't aware they had changed the rules."

"The knowledge of sort of the combination of using leg strength and the core area and torquing and your opponent's pace in order to generate the type of shot you want. He does all that well."

"He does all that well."

"If you watch him hit returns, he doesn't take the racquet that far back."

"When am I ever going to learn? You know, yesterday I was at a Red Sox game and I got a call that this monster washed up and I just raced to the computer to check it out and frankly I was a disappointed with this picture as I was with the score."

"You know this is your classic example of a decomposing carnivore, a mammal that eats other animals."

"But when we learned about it, you know it was disappointed to us."

"Because what we've had to do is defend ourselves against the on going attacks by the Obama campaign."

"I guess he cuts Buddy's head off and he walks up to the door, holds the head in the door, just looks at him crazy like and drops the head and walks back to the body."

"He was doing it like he just didn’t have no feelings."

Dale: Do they have names? Brennen: They do. His name is Chancellor. There's a good chance he's half domesticated. This is Galko, it's Hebrew for 'kindness'. Dale: What about the pup? Brennen: The pup is unnamed. You can't put a name on the innocence of that face, can you? Dale: Mmm - mm. Brennen: No Dale: No Bren...

"We didn't draw first blood. I mean this campaign has been rough and tumble since the day Barack Obama got his nomination."

"The only time this became an issue was when Rick Davis and their campaign decided to kick it up and make it a racial issue."

"Barack Hussein Obama just doesn't sound like an Anglo-Saxon name to me."

"In every dark hour of our national life, a leadership of frankness and of vigor has met with that understanding and support of the people themselves which is essential to victory."

"And yet our distress comes from no failure of substance."

"These dark days, my friends, will be worth all they cost us."

"Our true destiny is not to be ministered unto but to minister to ourselves, to our fellow men."

"If we are to go forward, we must move as a trained and loyal army willing to sacrifice for the good of a common discipline, because without such discipline no progress can be made, no leadership becomes effective."

"We do not distrust the -- the future of essential democracy."

"In this dedication of a Nation, we humbly ask the blessing of God."

"Yesterday, December 7th, 1941 -- a date which will live in infamy -- the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan."

"December 7th, 1941 -- a date which will live in infamy."