"And the Democratically-led Congress in the last couple of years, too -- there's plenty of blame to go around there also where, you know, they hold the purse strings. They craft the budgets and vote for the budgets and the budgets have grown too drastically, and individuals like Barack Obama voting 94 times for high...

"It's kind of telling regarding someone's judgment that they would be working with, associated with a domestic terrorist, who had, you know, campaigned to bomb the United States Capitol and our Pentagon. And this is an unrepentant domestic terrorist. That's the scary part about it."

"Senator Clinton in their debates said that the American people didn't know enough about him including his relationship with Mr. Ayers."

"Dog gone it."

They call me Diablo

Don't you speak any Spanish? Why would I speak spanish? Hello?! You're a Chihuahua miha

"Don't switch horses midstream! Get an older horse who would take twelve years to cross that stream. 'Cause he's old."

"All these commercials…character assassination…designed to distort."

"And we are going to be moving into a situation where we are likely going to have a Democratic president. We are certainly going to have a Democratic Congress maybe with an expanded majority. And that opens the way to some potentially very destructive changes. Both at home and abroad."

"Today we are taking decisive actions to protect the US economy."

"Stand up to defend our country from its enemies. Stand up, stand up and fight America is worth fighting for. Nothing is inevitable."

"But it's sad that we've reached a point where government service is a dirty word."

"When campaigns become dominated by lies and very personal and frankly the focus is on conflict not on the American people and their real concerns I don't think it's good."

"Doesn't VH1 show Charm School? I saw the Sharon Osbourne."

"We need to know the full extent of Sen. Obama's relationship with ACORN, who is now on the verge of maybe perpetrating one of the greatest frauds in voter history in this country, maybe destroying the fabric of democracy."

"I seriously, totally think that sports and dancing, dancing is a sport."

"They didn't feel a chemistry."

"I dunno. I didn't want anything to go wrong last night."

"There's all these different modes, too."

"I didn't even say I was doing it."

"Wow. Thank you. You guys just, uh, you know, do those online petitions for the CW and we'll see."

"They've come to me just for general advice on how to deal with, you know, the press."

"Events are moving fast in my campaign. And yes it's true that this morning. I dismissed my entire team of senior advisers. All of their positions will now be held by a man named Joe The Plumber."

"Acorn is helping to register groups previously excluded, overlooked and under served. Second graders. The Deceased. Disney characters. In Florida they even turned up an acorn voter registration form that bore the name of one Mickey Mouse. We're checking the paw prints."

"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

"Danielson, you look revenge that way start by digging to grave."

Mr. Miyagi: "Ah Danielson, you much humor." Daniel: "What are these?" Mr. Miyagi: "Japanese sander."

"Danielson, Danielson!"

"In the case of Mr. McCain, I found that he was a little unsure as to how to deal with the economic problems that we were having. And almost everyday that was a different approach to the problem."

"And he displayed a steadiness, an intellectual curiosity, a depth of knowledge and an approach to looking at problems like this."

Ricky Bobby: "Dear tiny infant Jesus... ", Carley Bobby: "Hey, um... you know sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off puttin' to pray to a baby." Ricky Bobby: "Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to gr...

Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone co...

Ricky Bobby: Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces baby Jesus, new born, not even spoken a word yet.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: "My god, please don't let the invisible fire burn my friend!"

"I'd hit it again because that shot was a defining moment. And when a defining moment comes along, you define the moment, or the moment defines you."

"I am deeply humbled to have the support of General Colin Powell."

Katsumoto: "What happened to the warriors at Thermopylae?" Algren: "Dead to the last man."

Achilles: Go home, prince. Drink some wine, make love to your wife. Tomorrow, we'll have our war.

"Freeze you diseased rhinoceros pizzle."

"I don't see the same things in Barack Obama that Colin Powell sees. I just come to a different conclusion."

"Don't feel sorry for John McCain and John McCain will be concentrating on not feeling sorry for himself."

"But to me, he wasn't written into the story and I didn't pay attention to him."

"I would do that again in a heart beat. It was the most welcoming and friendly environment that you can imagine. Everyone was so nice."

"She is a direct counterpoint to the liberal feminist agenda for America."

"Death, everyone becomes a little bit more of a legend."

"It's getting so bad that even Senator McCain's running mate denounced his tactics last night."

"During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

"Now do they actually have a job?"

"And then it happened to Russell Martin here in LA, and the Dodgers had to kind of stand their ground and do it back to Philadelphia."

"Dodger Stadium's been awesome."

"He sounds like he is appealing to the darker side."

"So basically during my day job every once and a while, you know, I'll have a run goin and I'll just be sittin there so you know, I decide to use that nervous energy to make something or another."

"I don't mind a parasite, I object to a cut-rate one."

CommodusL"Do you think I'm afraid?", Maximus:"I think you've been afraid all your life."

"I knew a man who once said death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."

"Don't touch that dial."

Nicoli: "Drago averages 1850 pounds, so the results quite obvious." Press Guy: "And what results are those?" Nicoli: "Whatever he hits, he destroys!"

"Drago averages 1850 pounds."

"Drago! Drago! Drago!"

"They're toe to toe, the Russian towers above the American, it's a true case of David and Goliath here."

J.J.: "You want a staff job and you want a staff job. Does anybody care about what I want?" Hoffman: "I do." J.J.: "Shut up. Get out."

Spider-Man: "Remember Ben Parker? The old man you shot down in cold blood?" Sandman: "What does it matter to you, anyway?" Spider-Man: "EVERYTHING!"

"Don't you hurt my dog."

"Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out a higher window."

"My little pony, my little pony."

"Day one, you bring in everyone around that table, too, you bring in the congressional leadership, and, assuming that there will be, certainly, Democrats, at that table, that's good, too, these are gonna be bipartisan approaches that must be taken, I have that executive experience also."

"I think I may have detected a little pattern with Senator Obama. It's pretty simple really. When he's campaigning in Philadelphia he roots for the Phillies. Then when he's campaigning in Tampa Bay he shows love to the Rays."

"The entire Republican Convention does not speak for McCain."

"You have to have some diplomatic strategy going into a meeting with someone like Ahmadinejad or Kim Jong-il, one of these dictators that would seek to destroy America or her allies."

"Drill, baby drill."

"General Powell does not know Governor Palin’s record. Reform, Governor, 24,000 employees, I believe, of the state of Alaska, negotiated a $40 billion natural gas pipeline by taking on the oil and gas interests."

"We thought we had a little more time but we didn't. So I wanted to make sure that I don't make the same mistake twice."

Lee: "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?" Carter: "Don't nobody understand the words that are comin outta your mouth man."

"Do you speaka any Engalish?"

"You guys have heard some of the examples of where those dollars go. You’ve heard about the bridges, and you’ve heard about some of these pet projects that really don’t make a lot of sense. Sometimes these dollars they go to projects having little or nothing to do with the public good."

"How far would I have to let her go to get my old job back? Are we talking over the shirt? Frontsies? Backsies? Or would I really have to, uh, give her my gift?"

"Paid his way through Princeton by working the day shift at that graveyard and the graveyard shift at that Days Inn."

"This job was all I've ever wanted, Lemon. And now it hinges on how far I'm willing to go with a woman in Dora the Explorer panties that were clearly made for an obese child."

Did you know Sir? Then? Did I know that I just met the most dangerous wizard of all time?

"I think we do. I mean, Morgan Stanley as others, we're doing business all over the world."

"There's a possibility this could all be done through a coordinated effort."

"That deleveraging is taking place."

"I think they've done a good job."

"Demented. Yeah."

"Yeah, demented, ridiculous, silly."

"Demented. Yeah."

"Yeah, demented, ridiculous, silly."

"This is his bedside manner with a 13-year-old girl, he goes, 'AHHHH, Dr. Jones hung himself!'"

"Definitely the top."

"I'm going to preserve their -- protect their Social Security benefits, despite what ads may be run."

"Democrats defending Fannie and Freddie and their outrageous practices."

"Not try to, it's exactly what we did during the Depression."

"What you all know about death?"

"I was piloting Black Ops missions in the jungles of North Viet Nam when you were sucking on your mama's tit at Woodstock, Kelly. Don't lecture me about war."

"Is it some devil that crawls inside of you?"

"Come come come, my little droogies."

"Dooby doo. A bit tired maybe. Best not to say more. Bedways is rightways now so best we get homeways and get a bit of spatchka!"

"The Durango 95 purred away real horrorshow, a nice warm vibratey feeling all through your guttiwuts."

"I just can't do it captain, I don't have the power."

"My daughter Jane, only child. Janie's a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't wanna lie to her."

"I better double bag it, I don't know where that girl's been."

Aunt Bethany: "Don't throw me down Clark!" Clark W. Griswold: "I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany."

"Isn't that a daisy?"

"That's my dick."

"You mean we're smoking dogshit man?"

"I was living in a state of perpetual deja vu. Everywhere I went, I felt I'd already been there. It was like following an invisible man."

"Hey that's looks pretty good. Now make yourself one, dickweed."

"I must've drank me about 15 dr. peppers."

"It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live"

"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request."

"I may have deserved that."

"Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!"

"Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers."

"Get used to disappointment"

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for awhile."

"Charlie don't surf!"

"Where you're goin'? Where you're goin'? You dizzy motherfucker you."

"Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole, I don’t give a fuck! What is it, the first hole I dug? First time I dug a hole, I'll dig a fuckin' hole. Well, where are the shovels?"

"Daaaammnnnn!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Do you suck dicks?" Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, no sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose." Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, no sir!"

"Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get?"

Todd: "Do you wanna get laid?" Claire: "No." Todd: "No, you don't want to get laid? Or no, you do, but you don't want to get laid with me?"

"Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you want to celebrate, because some fudgepacker you date was elected the first queer president of the United States, and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for any ...

"Don't be like me. Don't you be like me. You stay just the way you are 'cause you are a perfect man, and I'm going to take you home and get you something to eat."

"Do me a favor, get one of those pepperoni sticks out, I just wanna hold it."

"Do you take drugs Danny?"

"Don't you people have homes?"

"Oh Billy, Billy, Billy...don't let me down Billy."

"Dad? I'm sorry I shot you."

"It's OK, daddy's here. Daddy's got you."

"I mean, didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking eventually I started reading the vomit bag. Didn't that give some kind sort of clue, like hey maybe this guy isn't enjoying it."

Repeating: "Dr.?" "Dr." Fitz-Hume : "Well. We miss anyone?"

"Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks!"

Red: "And that's how it came to pass that on the second-to-last day of the job, the convict crew that tarred the plate factory roof in the spring of '49 wound up sitting in a row at ten o'clock in the morning drinking icy cold, Bohemia-style beer…courtesy of the hardest screw that ever walked a turn at Shawshank St...

Alonzo: "You do have a dick don't ya?" Jake: "Yes sir." Alonzo: "OK. Dick lines up straight like that, right? To the right of it and the left of it are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Look in either one of em, pay the bill."

"I will bring you hope, old friend, and I ask only one thing in return: don't get in my way."

"Doesn't it ever wake you in the middle of the night, the feeling that some day they will pass that foolish law, or one just like it, and come for you and your children?"

Turner: "And do you think that you can be re-elected at this point?" Stevens: "Absolutely."

"As we've talked about in the past, we have a very diversified business model."

"We had good growth in asset management business, our insurance business. Our mortgage company did very well."

"You know, the Wachovia transaction is basically going to double the size of the company."

"The daughter ends up moving back in, feeling very disillusioned with marriage."

"I mean, I think we're definitely two different artists."

"And Barack Obama's do list is the better do list."

"And don't you be fooled by these oil prices going down because as soon as they can sucker us in to forget about being energy independent they'll go right back up again. He's got the best plan to liberate America."

"Will it annoy us? Or will we like it? Afterwards, will we think, 'Did he just sell me a Shamwow? What the hell just happened?'"

"We're buying time on a lot of the stations. And I was describing this to Michelle and my daughters, and Malia, who's ten, she said, 'Hold up a second: are you saying that my programs are going to be interrupted?' And I said, 'No, we didn't buy on Disney.' So she was relieved."

"Derivatives really don?t have capital or reserves behind them."

"I don't even look at it like that, when I'm selecting my roles."

"Told me, 'Jennifer whatever you do don't hit anyone.'"

"Sometimes I don't even bother to explain."

"If you keep the game close, then, you know know, this is a different kind of game."

"I'm kind of hoping that we don't embarrass ourselves too much."

"Disgusted at myself."

"So I think the whole question of whether or not she is fit not to be Vice President but to be President in an emergency on day one people have resoundedly said don't think so."

"I want him in the games until he dies playing."

"I hope the two of you are not concerned about this."

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?."

"Howard! DJ's are dogs! Your job is to make them fetch! Huh!"

"People are just different on polling than voting. We had a man named Frank Rizzo who was the mayor here, there was no racial question. He polled a lot better than he voted. And I think that could happen this time with that respect to race."

"We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies."

"When you see this jet-a-rockin', don't come-a-knockin' baby! Yeah!"

Marcus: (sniffs air) "You fart?" Mike: "No…" Mike & Marcus: "Dead guy…"

"I don't know why you're goin' home to your wife. You got shot in the leg. You're dick probably doesn't even work."

"Good luck. Don't screw it up."

"Well, damn the man!"

(Joe plays the drums)

"Private Pyle! Whatever you do....don't fall down! That would break my fucking heart!! "

Drill Instructor: "Are you shook up? Are you nervous?" Recruits: "Sir! I am, sir!" Drill Instructor: "Do I make you nervous?!" Recruits: "Sir!" Drill Instructor: "vSir?? Sir what? Were you about to call me an asshole?!!" Recruits: "Sir! no, sir!"

Uhura: "Dock control reports ready, Sir." Sulu: "Helm ready, Sir." Ileea: "Orbital display on plot, Sir." Uhura: "Yard command signaling clear, Sir." Kirk: "Maneuvering thrusters, Mr. Sulu." Sulu: "Maneuvering thrusters, sir." Kirk: "Hold stations." Sulu: "Thruster at station keeping, sir."

"The President's dreaming, A.J.!  The President has critically misjudged reality!"

"I want him in the games until he dies playing."

"I hope the two of you are not concerned about this."

"This man had written his first concerto at the age of four! His first symphony at seven! A full-scale opera at 12! Did it show? Is talent like that...written on the face?"

Archbishop:  "Why?" Mozart:  "Why what sir?" Archbishop:  "Why do I have to be humiliated in front of my guests? By one of my own servants? The more license I allow you the more you take!" Mozart:  "If his grace is not satisfied with me he can dismiss me."

Dave: "Does size count at all, or is that just some weird thing guys think about?" Stacy: "Alright, you see, this is where Gina and I always get into a heated debate. I like them when they're really big…" Gina: "And I think it's better when they're enormous."

Last Verse of "Deliver Us"

"Tell your people that as of today, their workload has been doubled!"

"WHERE IS YOUR HONOR, DIRTBAG? YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE!!"

"Don't even think about it, cowboy!"

"You're dead meat pilgrim."

Gary: "I could be wrong, but I think these ladies are stoked for us, Wyatt." Wyatt: "I got that feeling myself." Gary: "What do we do?" Wyatt: "I don't know." Gary: "Should we go for it?" Wyatt: "What about Lisa?" Gary: "She did say we should party." Wyatt: "Look, let's get on with these two girlfriendsand get back ...

"So....what would you little maniacs like to do first?"

Gary: "You know what the bitch did to me?" Fastman: "Lay it on me." Gary: "Check this shit out! Listen to what she did to me...she..." Lisa: "She kneed you in the nuts and called him faggot in front of everybody." Old Man: "She did what?" Fastman: "Bitch kneed your nuts?" Gary: "Bitch kneed my nuts, man...I'm not pl...

Gary: "Ah, what's this, sir?" Old man: "Drink it!"

Wyatt: "Nobody likes us. Nobody." Gary: "Why are you messing with the fantasy? We know about the reality. Don't mess with the fantasy, okay?"

"When you think about what you did back there…don't…don't panic."

Ray: "Jerry, did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?" Jerry: "Did you know that Troy Aikman in only 6 years has passed for 16,303 yards?" Ray: "Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?"

"DON'T EVER STOP FUCKING ME..NEVER BETTER! NEVER BETTER!"

"It is going to take us weeks to erase the damage this film has done to our children!"

Terrance: "Oh Phillip! This is worse than the night I fell asleep, and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture!" Phillip: "I know, Terrance, I know."

Chef: "You ever hear of the Emancipation Proclamation?" Army General: "Oh, I don't listen to hip hop!!"

Eddie's daughter: "I'm going steady. And I french kiss." Audrey: "So…everybody does that." Eddie's daughter: "Yeah, but Daddy's says I'm the best at it."

"Did you ever get that feeling that you were just born for greatness?"

Coach: "This team has completely lost its focus." Dorn: (unrolls poster of himself) "Do you think April is too early for a Roger Dorn night?" Coach: "aaawww...."

"Do you have any idea how much that stings?"

Swackhammer: "Do we have a deal?" Jordan: "Deal."

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."

Red: "And that's how it came to pass that on the second-to-last day of the job, the convict crew that tarred the plate factory roof in the spring of '49 wound up sitting in a row at ten o'clock in the morning drinking icy cold, Bohemia-style beer…courtesy of the hardest screw that ever walked a turn at Shawshank St...