"By the way, to all the youth voters out there: do not blow this for us! Every four years-- Every four years, we hear about your vote-rocking powers, and every year you stay home and play 'Super Mario.' Not this time!"

"Do you smell what Barack is cookin'?"

"These are difficult times for our country."

"Defend our security in a dangerous world."

"And to all those who have wondered if America's beacon still burns as bright: Tonight we proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity and unyielding hope."

"I congratulated him on a determined campaign that he and Governor Palin ran. The American people will always be grateful for the lifetime of service John McCain has devoted to this nation and I know he'll continue to make tremendous contributions to our country."

"Don't know what the heck is going to happen in 2012."

Hi strangers! Do you think I'm sexy? Giggle, giggle, giggle!

"You know I would have investigate more Bill's dancing abilities, some of this other stuff before I accurately judged whether he was in fact a brother."

"They are the top advisors to John McCain's failed campaign, and they are desperate right now to find someone to blame for their long, long list of mistakes."

I want to move with all deliberate haste, but I want to emphasize deliberate, as well as haste.

Some of the choices that we make are going to be difficult, and I have said it before and I'll say it again: it's not going to be quick and it's not going to be easy digging ourselves out of the hole that we are in. But America is a strong and resilient country.

I do not underestimate the enormity of the path that lies ahead.

With respect to the dog, this is a major issue.

One is that Malia is allergic, so it has to be hypoallergenic.

Whether we're going to be able to balance those two things is a pressing issue on the Obama household.

"Do not be too eager to deal out death and judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends."

"Hey, man, this don't feel right. My donkey senses are tingling all over."

"Do you get me sweetheart?"

"Don't be like me. Don't you be like me. You stay just the way you are 'cause you are a perfect man, and I'm going to take you home and get you something to eat."

"Did I make it clear that your job is at stake?"

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for awhile."

"Well, I double-dog dare ya!"

UN Representative: "Now... Mr. Evil…" Dr. Evil: "DR. EVIL! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister" thank you very much."

"It's OK, daddy's here. Daddy's got you."

"What is it with men and asking for directions?"

"Diagon Alley!"

"It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live."

"Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!"

"I'm not sure I deserved that."

Robbie: "Why would any girl ever marry me?" Sammy: "Marry you? I'm just trying to get someone to play with your ding dong."

"Yeah, have a few drinks and drive home."

"Life's a fragile thing Harry. One minute you're chewing on a burger the next minute you're dead meat."

Mary: "Any unusual breeding?" Harry: "No, mostly just doggy style."

"No, and I don't care!"

"Don't you have homes?"

"Oh Billy, Billy, Billy...don't let me down Billy."

Aunt Bethany: "Don't throw me down, Clark!" Clark W. Griswold: "I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany."

"DIVE!"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Do you suck dicks?" Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, no sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose." Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, no sir!"

"Decent, steady men that don't go around flipping people off of screaming 'fuck you' at the top of their lungs...."

"I mean Georgia Engel, Ted's wife, sweetheart wife didn't come in till the third year and Suanne didn't come in until the fourth year."

"Because of course David was evil himself. He, we adore each other. We've never said a civil word to each other. We just absolutely adore each other.

"Everyone's so disenfranchised, again with how it goes, you know, does my vote actually count."

"It's straightforward and simple, we're going to devote every waking hour, day and night, to two objectives."

"Once they asked me advice for Blake and them, I said don't do a lie detector test."

"I, with respect, die with a degree of dignity. Lay down your life with dignity. Don't lay down with tears and agony. There's nothing to death. It's like Mac27 said, it's just stepping over to another plane."

"This is not the way for people who are Socialists or Communists to die. No way for us to die. We must die with some dignity."

"I don't care how many screams you hear. I don't care how many anguished cries. Death is a million times preferable to ten more days of this life. If you knew what was ahead of you--if you knew what was ahead of you, you'd be glad to be stepping over tonight."

"Things like that that so easily could have been corrected if reporters would have done their job."

"Did not order the clothes. Did not ask for the clothes. Would have been happy to have worn my own clothes from day one but that turned into an odd issue, an odd campaign issue as things were wrapping up there."

"You better be ready to take that criticism and otherwise don't run for office if you can't handle it."

Chris Druuuury! WHO ELSE! WHO ELSE!

"Well, it doesn't hurt me because I do not know who anybody is who is knocking me from within the campaign. And you know, I'm going to stay above any of that pettiness."

James Bond: "Darling Miss Moneypenny, you know I never even look at another woman" Miss Moneypenny: "Oh Really James?"

James Bond: "Well that's quite a nice little nothing you are almost wearing, I approve" Tiffany Case: "I don't dress for the hired help, let's see your passport Franks. Occupation transport consultant? That's a little cute isn't it? I'll finish dressing" James Bond: "Oh please don't not on my account"

Tee Hee: "There are 2 ways to disable a crocodile you know (laughs)" James Bond: "I don't suppose you care to share that information with me?" Tee Hee: "Well one way is to take a pencil, and jam it into the pressure hole behind his eye" James Bond: "And the other?" Tee Hee: "Oh the other is twice as...

Tee Hee: "There are 2 ways to disable a crocodile you know (laughs)" James Bond: "I don't suppose you care to share that information with me?" Tee Hee: "Well one way is to take a pencil, and jam it into the pressure hole behind his eye" James Bond: "And the other?" Tee Hee: "Oh the other is twice as...

Sheriff J.W. Pepper: "What are you? Some kind of doomsday machine boy? Well we got'a cage strong enough to hold animal like you here!" Felix Leiter: "Captain, would you enlighten the sheriff please" Captain: "Yes Sir. J.W. Let me have a word with you. J.W. This fella is from London, England he's an Englis...

"That bullet bit me directly in the buttocks."

"America, you're just devoted, to every flavor I've got. But if you want to get loaded, Why don't you just order a shot!

Mr. Grady: "I fear you will have to deal with this matter in the harshest possible way Mr. Torrence. I fear, that is the only thing to do." Jack: "There's nothing I look forward to with greater pleasure, Mr. Grady." Mr. Grady: "You'll give your word on that, will you Mr. Torrence?" Jack: "I give you my word."

“Duck! (whoosh) Nice reflexes.”

“No, not emotionally, no, I'm not. I'm disappointed, not terribly, but still. It should have gone much further, much faster.”

“Moles and trolls, moles and trolls. Work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day! We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study! I'm disgusted, I'm sorry, but it's not like me, I'm depressed!”

Chris: “Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of Sun God robes, on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?” Mitch: “No.” Chris: “Why am I the only person that has that dream?”

Chris: “And I followed him into the closet, down into the steam tunnels. And there I saw the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life.” Mitch: “What?” Chris: “Hollyfeld, in his pajamas.”

“Do you mind if I name my first child after you? Dipshit Knight has a nice ring to it.”

"Now we do not want you help! Is that clear? We don't want your help!"

Indy: "Leave me alone, I don't like fast women!", Else: "And I hate arrogant men!"

Dr. Jones: "Oh, yeah? And who's gonna come to save you, Junior?", Indy: "I told you…", (shots fired), Indy: "…don't call me Junior!"

Indy: "Dad?", Dr. Jones: "What?", Indy: "Dad?", Dr. Jones: "What?", Indy: "Dad?", Dr. Jones: "What?", Indy: "Head for the fireplace!"

"Beloch's staff is too long! They're digging in the wrong place!"

Vizzini: "Go in, get after her!" Inigo: "I don't swim." Fezzik: "I only dog paddle." Vizzini: "Aaaarrrrggghhh!"

Inigo: "But I don't think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you!" Westley: "That does put a damper on our relationship!"

Inigo: "I swear on the soul of my father Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive." Westley: "Throw me the rope!"

Inigo: "You seen a decent fellow. I hate to kill you." Westley: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

"Don't call me junior!"

"And the consensus is this: that we have to do whatever it takes to get this economy moving again, that we're gonna have to spend money now to stimulate the economy. And that we shouldn't worry about the deficit next year or even the year after."

"That as soon as I take office, I will call in the Joint Chiefs of Staff, my national security apparatus, and we will start executing a plan that draws down our troops."

Reporter: "How do you feel after a tie?" Donovan McNabb: "I've never been in a tie. I didn't even know it was in the rulebook."

"I think it is prepared to use the government if it can get control of it. I think that it is a very dangerous threat to anybody who believes in traditional religion."

"We could not have had a Democratic majority for the last 2 years but for Joe Lieberman."

"It was a disaster."

"Many people doubted whether Alaska had what it took to be a successful state."

"$1 billion dollars paid by our state and federal government and the 44 million acre land settlement are now driving forces in the Alaska economy."

"To prevent these devastating consequences, the bush administration and Congress needs to act now, today, to provide an emergency bridge lone to the domestic companies."

"It doesn’t do any good to put money in if there is not a clear path to viability."

"Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?"

"Winston Churchill once said, early in his career after he lost an election, someone said that was a blessing in disguise. He said, 'Damned good disguise'."

"Together you will help the people of Afghanistan defend their young Democracy. Together you will ensure that a noble goal is achieved. That Afghanistan never again becomes a safe haven for those who want to plot and kill American citizens."

"The economic crisis we face demands that we invest immediately in a series of measures that will help save or create 2 and a half million jobs and put tax cuts in the pockets of the hard pressed middle class."

Donovan McNabb will be our starting QB for the Arizona game on Thursday. Sometimes you have to take a step back to take a step forward in a positive way, and Donovan will do that.

"Did you see that unicorn? It's horn was so shiny."

"We also need to have the issue of defense procurement reform addressed. That will be one of my highest agenda items."

"We must ensure that our government, your government, is held accountable for delivering results."

"The board will be composed of distinguished individuals from diverse backgrounds outside of government. From business, labor, academia and other areas."

"He has a long and distinguished record of service to our nation and I'm pleased that he answered the call to serve once again."

"You know, my father sort of had three words of advice to me when I started this business, which was: don't do crap."

"I'm the captain of this team! We ran a damn good race!"

"And its motto is 'Don't give up, don't ever give up.' And that's what I'm going to try to do every minute that I have left."

"But try if you can to support, whether it's AIDS or the cancer foundation, so that someone else might survive, might prosper, and might actually be cured of this dreaded disease."

"None of us are pleased by it. It's not acceptable by none of us. But um, yeah, just let everything come out and don't believe everything you hear because sometimes it turns out even the people that know exactly what's goin on."

"You know, I wasn't there to hurt anybody, I just wanted my personal things and I realize I was stupid. I am sorry, I didn't mean to steal anything from anybody. And I didn't know I was doing anything illegal. I thought I was confronting friends and retrieving my property. So I'm sorry, I'm sorry for all of it."

"But in no way did I mean to hurt anybody, to steal anything from anyone."

"But all the other guys except Mr. Stewart volunteered, they wanted to go. Mr. Stewart is the only person that I asked would he come to help me. All the rest of them, when they found out, they volunteered, come on, let us go. One of them wanted to be the security guy, claimed he was a security guy. But I didn't mean...

"I called the Brown family and I told them I had a chance to get some of our property back. Property that over the years we seen being sold on the internet, we seen pictures of ours that were stolen from our home. Goin into the tabloids, we've called the police and asked what to do. They told us what to try to do. B...

Andy: "Hey girl, I got something real important to give you. So just sit down, and listen. Girl you know we been together such a long, long time!" Justin: "Such a long time!" Andy: "Now I'm ready, to lay it on the line..." Justin: "Wow, you know it's christmas, and my heart is open wide! Gonna give you something ...

"[Shout]"

"Do you understand me?"

"I wish the President had paid more attention to the history of Iraq before we had gotten in there. The idea that we are going to win this war is an idea that unfortunately is just plain wrong."

"These demands are not open to negotiation or discussion. The Taliban must act immediately."

Dave: "I don’t' have you in my life." Daughter: "Yes you do." Dave: "That's bullshit."

"My time capsule would reign supreme. Like, your hot single mom is going to want to date my time capsule."

"Shut the fuck up don't make fun of him! Excuse Me!"

"It took me a while to figure out what I was going to do, then I just duck taped an alarm clock to the vcr. You duck taped an alarm clock to a vcr, I never would have thought of that."

Strong Bad: "Oaky there are some hairs that seem to be stuck in the duck tape here, was that on purpose?" Bubs: "Oh, no. That's left over from my first idea, which was to duck tape the Cheat to your VCR, he wasn't in to that. " Strong Bad: "I coulda told you that, man."

"Dear Stong Bad, what are some cool ways to spell different words, i.e. fat=phat, Matt. Oh, you mean like strong=stong, you seem to like that one. How about this one, Matt=deleted."

"How do you type with gloves on you hands? Even I know what to do with this one, beleted. What? Delteated. No? Uh…del taco?"

"And when you pushed down on my head, there would be, pwshff, double deuce action."

"Some town here can't understand you. Say something normal like Douglas."

"Speaking of, hey Strongmad, say Douglas."

"What the? Who said Douglas? Oh wait, its just the branch of that old sycamore rubbing against a window. It was nothing to worry about after all."

"Little bit of this….a dash of that."

"Weeeeeeeeeell the poopsmith he could talk (hello) and Marzipan would rock and the stick would be this big ol' tree that would try to eat everyone but the cheat and me (and me) we'll see..."

"Personally, I think feeding the ducks is the greatest thing in the world."

"Come here, ducky."

"But I do have a pretty sweet duck pond simulator for my computer, check it out man. Wow, you're right, Ron. This is the greatest thing in the world. I mean, it's like I'm right there at the pond. Come here, ducky."

"I can also play some pretty hot licks too. The kind that are just way up on the tiny strings and you mash your fingers on them. And the dragon comes in the NIGHT!"

"What are you talking about Mike UK? I've totally ruled that field out behind the dumpster since diaper school man."

"Dear Strong Bad, dear Strong Bad, dear..I'll go with that one."

"You are welcome to try the jig thing if you want, though it might work better with the ladies. Come on, come on to my house, ladies, come on, come on to my house, girls girls. Actually, Anthony, I don't really know anything about the ladies either, I mean, what?, I do, huh, yes I'm awesome!"

"You dodged a bullet, man. Because let me tell you, a one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all."

"Ohh, what a good question. Let me think about how I should answer that one, DELETED!"

"This question is definitely worth my time and consideration, DELETED!"