Alfred: Did you get mauled by a tiger? Bruce: It was a dog. Alfred: Huh? Bruce: It was a big dog.

Don't move, or I'll shoot you right through the glass.

Jack: Do you have the right to ask me certain questions? Mardukas: Yeah, I think I do. Jack: No, you don't. Mardukas: I think I do. Jack: No, you don't. Mardukas: Why not?

Don't say a word to me, Sidney. Don't say a fuckin' word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head.

Do you wanna know why I use a knife?

Wayne: Don't you think I should go to the hospital? Gordon: You don't watch a whole lot of news, do you, Mr. Wayne?

Mardukas: Did you ever have sex with an animal, Jack? Remember those chickens around Indian reservation. There were some good looking chickens, there Jack. You know, between us. Jack: Yeah. There were a couple there I might've taken a shot at.

Sit down. Relax. Have a sandwich. Drink a glass of milk. Do some fuckin' thing, will ya.

Doesn't it bother you... that another copper is fuckin' your wife?

Prince John: Did you say you were from Nottingham? Robin: Yes. Prince John: Your father, Sir Walter, owes tax to the crown. My crown. Tell him it's bloody expensive running a country and everyone's got to pay their way.

Did you really think you could bear the Kwisatz Haderach? The universe's super being? How dare you? My greatest student. And my greatest disappointment.

Damn the spice! Get out of there!

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen: Drive them! Drive them into utter submission! Do not show the slightest pity or mercy! Never stop! Go! Go! Show no mercy! The Beast Rabban: Yes, Baron.

Dr. Goines's assistant. He's an apocalypse nut. I saw him a minute ago, I think he's involved.

Don't touch me while I'm tantric.

Dude, you're a fucking lousy kisser.

Jim's Dad: You know, you may be Jimbo, or Jumbo, or Jimbodini to these guys in here, but, uh... I want you to know there are two people who still remember where James Emmanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you son. Jim: Thanks, Dad. Jim's Dad: Don't forget your penis cream.

Stifler: Dude, you're a fuckin' lousy kisser. Jim: What? I wasn't trying! That's not fair! I wasn't trying there. I'm really bett... I'm not... Danielle: No judgment. Amber: No. Jim: Wait a second, you were trying? Stifler: Fuck, no! Jim: You were trying! Stifler: You were trying! Oh no I kissed Jim! Oh ...

Cinna: Don't you know how beautiful you look? Katniss: No. And I don't know how to make people like me. How do you make people like you? Cinna: Well, you made me like you. Katniss: That's different. I wasn't trying.

Peeta: I have a question for you, Caesar. Do I smell like roses to you? Take a whiff? Caesar: All right. Peeta: You see? Caesar: Yes. Do I smell like it? Peeta: You definitely smell better than I do. Caesar: Well, I've lived here longer. Peeta: That makes sense.

Mr. Frodo. Oh, no. Frodo. Mr. Frodo. Wake up. Don't leave me here alone. Don't go where I can't follow.

Gandalf: Death is just another path. One that we all must take. The grey rain curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass... and then you see it. Pippin: What? Gandalf?... See what? Gandalf: White shores... and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise. Pippin: Well, that isn't so ...

Eowyn: I will kill you if you touch him! Witch King: Do not come between the Nazgul and his prey.

Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields... and eating the first of the strawberries with cream.

Sam: Do you remember the taste of strawberries? Frodo: No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food, nor the sound of water, nor the touch of grass. I'm naked in the dark.

Sam: FRODO! Frodo: I'm here, Sam. Sam: Destroy it!

Don't you let go. Don't let go.

I don't really believe in judging art, but I thought I'd show up, just in case. Turned out alright.

Don't give him any money.

Don't... Don't look at me like... Don't do that thing with your eyes and...

Julius: Do I look cooI now? Vincent: Mr lce.

Ed Masry: I'm sorry, Erin. Erin: Do they teach lawyers to apologize? Because you suck at it.

Did you hit me? Because I didn't feeI a thing... I felt that.

I'm smart, I'm hard working, and I'll do anything, and I'm not leaving here without a job. Don't make me beg.

Erin: Don't be too nice to me, Okay? George: Why? Erin: It makes me nervous.

German sailor 1: Depth charges! German sub Captain: Hold on! The Tommies are crapping all over us!

They've been covered over, and not too carefully because ff you dig one inch under the surface, dirt's as green as a fucking shamrock.

George: I need you, all right? This case needs you. Erin: Did you tell them that?

Know why people think lawyers are backstabbing, bloodsucking scumbags? Because they are.

Do they teach beauty queens how to apologize? Because you suck at it.

This was your idea, George. It's a good idea, right? It's a good idea. Monogamy is sexual slavery. She got an exquisite pussy, well, how about my exquisite erection? Huh? Eva, what do you think, do you Iike my exquisite erection? Do you Iike my erection selection? What do you think, Eva? Yeah? Are you going to take ...

Rossi: Don Cattano. Cattano: Hey, how you doing, Rossi? Rossi: Good. Waiter: Would you like a drink, sir? Cattano: Give him a scotch on the rocks.

God damn it, man! Did we ask for this? Did we put a gun to someone's head and say, "Give us your money"?

Hey, don't lose any of that shit. -I know. All right, be careful. Hey! Just enough for the reagent test. A little less.

Did you ain't seen the jar, Frank? I think you walked right past it. The money jar, Frank. What do I gotta do, put a fucking sign on it? Hmm?

The drug problem in Vietnam is more than marijuana: At this point, it is estimated that one third of American troops are experimenting with opium and heroin.

Dawson is the moon!

June: Um... I'd kinda like to be alone. Chloe: Oh, sorry. Were you masterb... June: What? No! Chloe: Don't worry, I get it. I have a long-standing sexual history with that tub. It's like I'm Jessica Tandy and that tub is Hume Cronyn. Don't mind me, get your Cronyn on.

Van Der Beek: Dean Cain’s dressing room has an extra third of a ceiling tile. His room is six inches bigger than mine. Six inches! I noticed instantly. How could you not catch this? Luther: I didn't look up. Why didn't I look up? Van Der Beek: Well it's too late now, Luther! It's happened. You've made your f...

Rue: Did you blow up the food? Katniss: Every bit of it.

Do you want to fuck my partner, or do you want to do business with us?

Isabella: Do you dance? Sonny: I dance.

Dream - JS

Donald Trump is a small business, and I know that Donald Trump doesn't like to think of himself as small anything.

Under Governor Romney's definition, there are a whole bunch of millionaires and billionaires who are small businesses. Donald Trump is a small business.

Now, does anybody think that Exxon Mobil needs some extra money when they are making money every time you go to the pump?

Hey! Don't rub on that! You blot that! You understand? That's alpaca! That's $25,000 alpaca! You blot that shit!

Albert Sr.: Don't be wasting electricity on that rap mess. Albert: But Pop! Albert Sr.: Don't "but" me. I'll beat your ass in front of your woman. I don't want no rap in my house.

Trustus: Do you cuss on your records? MC Gusto: Yeah.

Trustus: Do you defile women with your lyrics? CB4: Yeah.

Trustus: Do you......fondle your genitalia on stage? CB4: Yeah. MC Gusto: Whenever possible.

Do you glorify violence or advocate the use of guns as a way of solving a civil dispute? OK, OK final question.

Trustus: Do you guys respect anything at all? CB4: Not a goddamn thing.

Dead Mike: Did you know a black man invented ice cream? MC Gusto: No, no, no! Now, how the hell a black man gonna invent ice cream in hot-ass Africa? Tell me that one.

Do you want to make things so bad for your family that they'll leave you? Because they will.

Deputy: Do you think these are serial murders? Ellison: I don't know. First one I found dates back to the sixties.

Mrs. Rossi: Do you want Tommy in or out? Frank: Leave him out! He's chasin' that Calico ginch from the track houses again!

Down deep, the man is a lump of sugar.

Charlie: Sir? Frank: Don't call me sir! Charlie: I-I'm sorry. I mean mister, sir. Frank: Uh-oh, we got a moron here, is that it?

Charlie: Did I hear you right? Y-You said you're gonna kill yourself? Frank: No, I said I was gonna blow my brains out. Try one of these rolls, Charlie. I buttered it for ya.

Don't fuck with me, Charlie.

Randy: Do you always enjoy shocking people, Uncle Frank? Gail: Honey... Frank: I didn't know you were so easily shocked. I admire your sensibilities. I'm touched.

Excuse me, senorita, do you mind if we join you? I'm feelin' you're being neglected.

Charlie: Did you date it? Shaw: 35,000 years, maybe older.

Penny: Does it look like I'm having an emergency? Dr. Rickman: Well, you're other sleeve's on fire. Penny: Dammit! Why does this keep happening?

David, why donít you make the doctors a drink.

Michael: Steve, don't fuck this up. Steve: Yeah. Totally.

Dakota

Dr. Holloway, why don't you take a seat?

Charlie: David, why are you wearing a suit, man? David: I beg your pardon? Charlie: You don't breathe, remember? So, why wear the suit? David: I was designed like this, because you people are more comfortable, interacting with your own kind. If I didn't wear the suit, it would defeat the purpose.

Charlie: David... please tell me you can read that. David: Perhaps.

Dive, dive, dive.

Do not twist my noodle, toy poodle!

Did you come down here to wrestle or act like an ass?

Ron Burgundy: Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah. There were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for...

President Staton: Did you know that there are two kinds of Iraqistanis? I mean, actually, three kinds of Iraqis. Chief of Staff: Do you mean, Sunnis and Shiites and Kurds? Staton: You knew about this?

Martin: It's weird. One can become quite detached from reality when one's famous. Sally: Really. That sounds so cool.

Drifter: Forget the bag. It's not worth it. You'll never make it with your sails down.

Tino: Don't cry in my... Ron Burgundy: I'll eat the shit. I don't care. Tino: Don't cry please. Ron Burgundy: I'll eat the entire hunk of shit. Tino: Okay, just finish it up.

Janek: Do we have any idea what is oozing out of these vases? Shaw: No, they weren't like this last time we were here.

Shaw: Don't you wanna know what they have to say? Janek: I don't care.

Do it. Before I change my mind.

Martin: Do you think I'm lovable? Accordo: Lovable? Yeah. Yes, sure, very.

Andy: Do you want to move in with me? Lynne: What? Say it again.

Did you really think I was going to sit in a boardroom for years, arguing over who was in charge while you go look... for some miracle in some... godforsaken rock in the middle of space?

Doesn't everyone want their parents dead?

Do you want to kiss Felix? Come in. Come here. Don't be shy, baby. You can join us. Yeah.

Camera Clerk: Are you gonna be shooting birds? Ron: Yes. Camera Clerk: What kind? Ron: Unfaithful ones.

Helen: You been there, haven't you? Dryland? You know where it is. Mariner: Yeah, I know where it is. Helen: And, uh... And we're going?

Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong. I love the ladies. I mean, they rev my engine, but they don't belong in the newsroom! Champ Kind: It is anchorman, not anchorlady! And that is a scientific fact! Brian Fantana: Uh-huh! Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about! Brian Fantana: You're with us, Ron; ...

Don't you know I would never say the word fuck? I would never fucking ever fucking say that!

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904. They named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina. Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct. Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry. I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest. I don't think anyone knows what i...

All right, the only thing that is important is the tattooed girl. We don't spare any go-juice findin' her. We don't waste it anywhere else. You cancel all those tractor pulls... and all that stuff until later. You got it? Dryland is the mother lode.

Mariner: Don't ever touch anything on my boat again. Enola: She said she was sorry! That means you're supposed to say something back!

Mariner: Did you say somethin'? Enola: Mm-mmm.

Yeah, if he knows he's been spotted, he'll expect us to expect him to change course, which is exactly why he'll keep his heading. The important question is, where's he heading? And does he know how precious his cargo is?

Wes Mantooth: Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! Ron Burgundy: Hey. Leave the mothers out of this, all right?

My friends, look. If I take a bearing from the sun and reverse the coordinates on Enola's back, then Dryland is that way!

Stifler: Dude, how the hell do you even think you're getting married? I've been looking out for your sex life since high school. Jim: You what?

Steve Stifler: Dickhead. You do not send shit to my office at school. Jim: Oh, hey, Stifler. Why don't you come in and make yourself comfortable? Steve Stifler: Your letter made a great impression on Coach Marshall when he read it. Let me just refresh your memory, partner. 'Dear Steve, I will be forever in your ...

Don't act like you're not impressed.

Don't stand there gawping like you've never seen the hand of God before!

Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick? Brick Tamland: No... Yes, he did.

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Harold Flaherty: The problem is you can't eat just one, can ya? Stifler: No. No, you can't. Harold Flaherty: But you've got to know when to stop, don't you? Stifler: You really do, but it's hard. It's really hard. Harold Flaherty: Droppings from the gods. Ooh! Mary Flaherty: Get me another one, darling. Co...

Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you saying it because you saw it? Brick Tamland: I love lamp! I love lamp.

Sal: Do me a favor. Get a broom and sweep up. Pino: Tell Vito. Vito: What are you deaf, or what? Pop asked you.

Da Mayor... don't drink this Lite shit. Tastes like cold pot liquor. All right, all right. But you're askin' a lot to make a man change his beer. You're askin' a lot, doctor.

Da Mayor: Doctor... Mookie: C'mon, what. What? Da Mayor: Always do the right thing. Mookie: That's it? Da Mayor: That's it. Mookie: I got it, I'm gone.

Doctors, those that'll tell don't know, and those that know won't tell.

Anna: What's your name? Rufus the Thief: Rufus. What does it say? Anna: That's my signature, and above it, it says "Dear Rufus, you belong in jail. " Rufus the Thief: Good one.

Rufus the Thief: Do you want my phone number? Anna: Tempting, but no. Thank you.

William: Do you always say "no" to everything? Anna: No.

Punchy: Let the old man finish. Da Mayor: Don't call me bum. Don't call me a drunk. You don't got the sense God give a billy goat! Don't call me nothing! It's disrespectful. I know your mamas and papas raised you better.

Mookie: Do I love you? I dedicated a record on Love Daddy's show to you. Tina: So what?

Do your friends put money in your pocket, Pino? Food on your table? They pay your rent, a roof over your head? Huh? They're not your friends. If they were your friends, they wouldn't laugh at you.

Max: Don't give a damn about the famous girl? William: No. No, I don't think I do. Max: Which means you won't be distracted by the fact that she's back in London, grasping her Oscar,

Blanche Baker: Don't be a smart-ass. Mike Baker: Okay, I'll be a dumb-ass. Sara: You already are.

Charlane McGregor: Does your father give you gifts like that? Lelaina: Mom. Troy: Well, actually, my father's dying of prostate cancer, so I don't really trouble him much for gifts.

Lelaina: Dad, don't talk to her that way. She's not a child. Tom Pierce: Well, she married one. Wes McGregor: What?

Sykes: Now to the rest of you, do you have what it takes... to be the meanest, the cruelest, the most savage... unforgiving motherfuckers in God's cruel kingdom? Troops: Yes, Staff Sergeant!

Ginny Baker: Do you think Grandpa Fred's going to embarrass me? Samantha Baker: I don't know why not. He does to everyone else.

Ginny Baker: Darling, is something bothering you? You're really acting like... an asshole.

Vickie: Do you ever wish you were a lesbian? Don't you think it would be so much easier? Lelaina: Sometimes, but... Nah. I couldn't go through with it. I'd start laughing or something. Vickie: But it's such a shame, because I am so through with men.

Don't push me, and I won't push you.

Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later.

Agent Coulson: Dr Selvig read an energy surge from the Tesseract four hours ago. Nick Fury: NASA didn't authorize Selvig to go to test phase.

Damn, you was too fucking slow! They're already retreating! Sykes says we're going after them! We're gonna get some!

And I'd run his crews, too. Probably increase productivity 40 to 50%. Make $100k a year. Do you know why I don't? Because I love this job.

Did you know that Felix was once locked in a john overnight? He wrote out his entire will on a half a roll of toilet paper. What a nut!

Don't threaten me with jail, Blanche, because it's not a threat. With my expenses and my alimony, a prisoner takes home more pay than I do.

Don't patronize me.

The Operative: Do you really believe that? Malcolm Reynolds: I do. The Operative: You willing to die for that belief? Malcolm Reynolds: I am.

The Operative: Do you know what your sin is, Mal? Malcolm Reynolds: Aw hell, I'm a fan of all seven.

Don't look like no rescue team.

Prisoner: Are you crazy? Don't open that! T-Dog: We got this.

Don't be telling me what's my concern.

Do not leave his side. If he dies, you need to be there for that.

Granny: Does Cletus know I'm strapped? Papa: Well, come on. Shoot. Come on. Shoot. Granny: I'm strapped, nigga. Tell him, I'm strapped. Papa: And if you miss, I'm gonna finish you off.

Young Papa Klump: What's wrong with you, woman? Don't you wanna be young? Mama: No, Cletus, I don't wanna be young. Cletus, we're supposed to be who we are, and I'm just fine with who I am. But, obviously, what you're trying to say is that you're just tired of the fat, old woman that you got married to.

Don't spaz out. Okay, Wease? The situation'll come on-line.

She has smallish tits. Decent voice. Smells pretty good. She drives me crazy.

Do I drag myself home to a cold flat, empty fridge, or nip across town for a hot bath, warm body, breakfast in bed?

Don't point that finger at me, unless you intend to use it.

Oscar: That's right. Do you know what he was planning for next Friday night's poker game as a change of pace? Do you have any idea? Vinnie: What? Oscar: A luau! A Hawaiian luau! Roast pork, fried rice, spareribs they don't play poker like that in Honolulu!

Don't pay anybody in advance. And don't ride in anything with a Capissen 38 engine, they fall right out of the sky.

The Operative: Do you know what your sin is, Doctor? Dr. Mathias: I wonder if... The Operative: It's pride.

Zoe: This is bullshit! Do you know who I am? My family owns half of Rodeo Drive. Carter: Do you know who I am? Detective James Carter, LAPD. My family owns half of Crenshaw Boulevard.

Don't threaten me, Al! You're out of shape. I'll kick your ass.

Rick Grimes: Do not leave his side. If he dies you need to be there for that. You think you can do this? Maggie'll be there. Glenn Rhee: I got it. Rick Grimes: I can bring T in here... Glenn Rhee: I got it! Rick Grimes: Good.

Don't be such a poop.

Marlon: What's up with that? Alfie: Put it this way, the show closed after one performance only. Marlon: Do I even wanna know why? Alfie: No. Come on, it would be less than discreet to tell you why. Hair on the arms. Seriously. Long, thick. Marlon: What are you talking about? You don't have hair on your arms?

Oscar: What's the matter? Don't you look at a good ass anymore? Abe: I'm not allowed to look at pastrami, why should I look at an ass?

Felix: Snah! Oscar: Didn't you fix that yet? Felix: Snah!

Carter: Did he say it again? Agnes: No. This time he called this gentleman a word that means "cat" and another word that rhymes with "maggot."

Do you know what I hate about cops? Even when they're with a woman, they can't stop thinking about getting their man.

Governor: Did you finish your homework? Milton: Unfortunately, the dog's eating it already. Merle: What the hell you call me? Governor: Hey, where are we, back in the school yard?

Despite my best efforts, I'm beginning to feel some small cracks in my faux finish.

Felix: Don't you even want to talk about it? Sheriff: No.

Hey, you ever been dragged to the sidewalk and beaten until you... pissed blood!

Connor: Do you even remember me? Sarah Connor? Blowing up Cyberdyne? Hasta la vista, baby? Ring any bells? Terminator: That was a different T101. Connor: What, do you guys come off an assembly line or something? Terminator: Exactly. Connor: Oh man, I'm gonna have to teach you everything all over again.

Do you think they remember anything? The person they once were?

Do I strike you as the kind of man that sits pretty? You reap what you sow. We're the seed. Now winter has passed, it's time to harvest.

Denise: You've just discovered... Dean: The fountain of youth. This is huge. Do you have any idea what you've done? This is unbelievable. We're rich!

Drop your weapon... and the coffin!

Mama: Have some of this ambrosia. Ernie: I don't even like ambrosia. Mama: Don't tell me you don't like ambrosia. You had some before, and you liked it. Have some adventure! Ernie: Oh, now I'm a child, I don't know what I like.

Desire is irrelevant. I am a machine.

Papa: You're gonna be doing just great. Sherman: Ah! Papa: I didn't hit you that hard. Don't act like a little bitch.

Chantal: Don't worry if it burns a little bit. That's natural. Mama Klump: All right, you the expert, Chantal. Work your magic, girl.

Chantal: Did I tell you the news? Leon got one of them penis pumps. Granny: Penis pumps? Chantal: Mm-hmm. Granny: What'd he do with it? Chantal: Supposed to pump it up or something. Mama Klump: Does it work? Chantal: Just on the tip. Now that thing look like a portabello mushroom.

Daddy, please don't throw it away. I'm sorry.

Billy's Mother: Stan, don't you think you were a little hard on him? Stan: Did you see that crap, all that horror crap? Things coming out of crates and eating people, dead people coming back to life, people turning into weeds, for Christ's sake?

Roy: Did I tell you I love you? Frank: Yeah, I love you back.

Define "disappeared."

Roy: You good to go? Frank: Does the Pope pooh in the woods?

Rosie: Does she wear it or floss with it? Tanya: Floss you. Donna: Is it edible, Tanya?

"We danced on the beach, and we kissed on the beach, "and dot, dot, dot."

Do you feel it? The earth moved, darling. We're falling apart here. Don't think about it, come on. Let's go have fun.

Sam: Don't worry about us. Bill here is used to roughing it, and um... Bill: And Harry here... Harry: I'm spontaneous. Bill: Spontaneous. Donna: What about you? Sam: Just wanted to see the island.