Operator: 911 what’s the address of your emergency? Erin: I've been in the news recently about being in a hotel naked. I have paparazzi outside my window and I was told by law enforcement that if I did to call 911. Operator: Do you need an officer? You want to meet with an officer ma’am when they come out? Erin: Yea...
Everybody loves my baby, but my baby dont love no body but me, no body but me
"So mark my words, Twitter when they write about this thousands and thousands of years from now Twitter will be the indicator that it was the beginning of the end of civilization. It won’t be global warming, it won’t be world conflict…Twitter. It will be Twitter."
"You'll beat this disease mate. Have you considered eastern medicine."
"2 cans and a piece of string..."
"Cover that tattoo especially if it says stud muffin..."
"Like Rosa Parks and David Lee Roth when he left Van Halen we can say enough injustice, we can smoke one for America!"
"These people are excited about the savings."
Laudamus te, laudamus ! (We praise you, we give praise !) Exsultate, justi, in Domino (Exult, you just, in the Lord) Exsultate in Domino (Exult in the Lord) Exsultate, justi, in Domino (Exult, you just, in the Lord) Rectos decet collaudatio (Praise from the upright is fitting) Alleluia, Alleluia ! Salvator Domi...
"That election turned on make up."
Goose: Engine 1 is out, engine 2 is out. Maverick: Goose, I'm losing control, I'm losing control. I can't, I can't control it, it won't recover. Shit.
"I am excited for Mike, happy for him and just want to be helpful in any way possible. I told Andy I don’t want to overstep my bounds, but I’ll be here to help him in any capacity he wants and that basically why I’m here and why I’m involved."
"First of all I would like to express my gratification to Jeff Lurie and Coach Andy Reid for making me a part of this organization and giving me an opportunity."
"I think everybody deserves a second chance. We all have issues, we all deal with certain things and we all have our own set of inequities. I think as long as you are willing to come back and do it the right way and do the right things and that you’re committed, then I think you deserve it. But, you only get one sho...
Lt. Raine: "I'm going to assume you know who we are." German: "Everybody in the German army has heard of you."
Lt. Raine: "If you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again take your weinersnitzel of a finer and lay out on this map what I want to know." German: "I respectfully refuse."
Jerry: Elaine? Elaine: Jerry? Jerry: Elaine! George: Jerry? Jerry: George? George: Elaine? Elaine: George! Jerry: Where's Kramer? Elaine: I don't know. Does this movie stink or what!? Jerry: Let's get outta here.
Crack open those sandwiches I got at the gas station. I'm so hungry I can eat sandwich from the gas station.
Jerry it's George. You all set for the weekend? This is gonna be great, you're gonna have a great time with Naomi. Alright, you know she's got that laugh, what'd you say? It's like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer.
"We've already expressed our personal condolences and prayers to the Kennedy family, with a firm expression from our family that we've never seen anyone in the Senate that more assiduously and constantly and enthusiastically dedicated his life to trying to make sure that everything that the US government decided was...
"Evil is here. It's walking amongst us."
"Every single one of you has something you’re good at. Every single one of you has something to offer. And you have a responsibility to yourself to discover what that is. That’s the opportunity an education can provide."
"As any American who is still looking for work or a way to pay their bills will tell you, we are by no means out of the woods. A full and vibrant recovery is still many months away. And I will not let up until those Americans who seek jobs can find them -- (applause) -- until those businesses that seek capital and...
Kentaurosmon told me the truth! King Drasil's word is not absolute! Even HE can make mistakes!
"We’ll also build on these steps by working with Congress. As part of my budget, I’ve proposed ensuring that nearly every American has access to a retirement savings account through his or her job. This plan would make it possible for workers to automatically enroll in IRAs through payroll contributions. And the bud...
"And fourth, the IRS and the Treasury Department are creating a plain-English, easy-to-follow guide, as well as a website, to help folks navigate what are often very complicated waters, especially for workers changing jobs who often are unsure how best to continue saving for retirement. Because the rules ought to be...
"First, we’re going to make it easier for small businesses to do what large businesses do: allow workers to automatically enroll in a 401(k) or an individual retirement account. We know that automatic enrollment has made a big difference in participation rates by making it simpler for workers to save – and that’s wh...
"I think the majority of the companies on the fortune 500 were actually established during a recession."
"You're the extract king."
"Call me el Tigre."
"But he was also a human being and alas, we are all human beings and sometimes we have to lose things before we can truly appreciate them. I want to end this on a positive note and say that my sons, age 9 and 4, are obsessed with Michael Jackson. There's a whole lot of crotch-grabbing and moonwalking going on in my ...
"It's been extremely difficult. I just…just dealing with the fact that I hurt someone or took anything away you know from a talented artist or from anywhere because I only wanted to help people my entire life. I only wanted to give and do something that I felt was right.
"Never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected."
"Little hen says it's time to rock and roll, everybody freeze!"
Do you know what kind of bomb it was? Exploding kind.
Jane: I can't believe we just met yesterday. Frank: You really mean that Jane? You're not just saying it because we exchanged bodily fluids.
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"Let us work to extend the rights and freedoms so many of us enjoy to all the world’s citizens – to speak and worship freely; to live free from violence and oppression; to make of our lives what we will."
"At the dawn of this New Year, let us rededicate ourselves to that work. Let us reject the impulse to harden ourselves to others’ suffering, and instead make a habit of empathy – of recognizing ourselves in each other and extending our compassion to those in need."
Jeff: I was raised on tv and I was conditioned to believe that any black woman over 50 is a cosmic mentor. Lady: Were you conditioned to pay for your damn tacos Seinfeld?
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"Work at it if you're gonna evaluate talent."
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"I am here to make sure that everything runs smoothly. Here is hoping Kanye West likes 30 Rock."
Thank you very much. We don't want to be penalized now for delay of the game. But I do want to express my feelings here. It's a wonderful night for me. I really feel lucky to be here, and I want to thank you for that warm welcome. I want to express my deep appreciation to Mike Ilitch, Dave Dombrowski and the Tigers...
"I want to express my deep appreciation to Mike Ilitch, Dave Dombrowski and the Tigers for that video salute and also for the many great things they've done for me and my family throughout my career here with the Tigers."
"In my almost 92 years on this Earth, the good Lord has blessed me with a great journey, and the blessed part of that journey is that it's going to end here in the great state of Michigan."
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"But I think what has been missing from the conversation is the overwhelming majority of people, Republican or Democrat I think they just want to see some common sense. They want to see some honesty and integrity in Washington. I think they're turned off by the shouting and the yelling and they expect more from thei...
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