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Sydney: I have no interest in buying this house. Peter: Then why are you here? Sydney: To eat your free food and try to meet a divorce.
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"Because no one nation can meet this challenge alone, the United States has also engaged more allies and partners in finding a solution than ever before. In April, we convened the first of what have now been six meetings of the Major Economies Forum on Energy and Climate here in the United States. In Trinidad, I p...
"No nation, however large or small, wealthy or poor, can escape the impact of climate change. Rising sea levels threaten every coastline. More powerful storms and floods threaten every continent. More frequent droughts and crop failures breed hunger and conflict in places where hunger and conflict already thrive....
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Patrick Duffy: Listen I hear you and I agree with you. It’s a very shallow business. From now on I’ll do my part to fight against it and to start I will turn off this incredibly superficial program. Crab: No! I want to see if they vote off the chubby girl. Patrick Duffy: Oh yeah me too. Of course they could get rid...
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She's got Ansel Adams postcards on her wall They validate her artsiness (she got 'em at the mall) Soulmate's not around, some guy she did on Outward Bound The tragic inconvenience of it all. Drama over coffee, girlfriend's having issues Dispensing pop-psychology, advice like it was tissues She's a cookie-cutter, car...
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Woman: The networking site Facebook is a great tool to help you keep in constant contact with your grown kids. Man: And here to show us how it all works is Today Now’s own e-Mom Gloria Bianco, good to see you again. Now we’ve all heard the term Facebook but we may not know that you can use it to keep tabs on your c...
E-Mom: Now here’s my favorite site of all, Twitter. It allows you to virtually follow your son or daughter’s every move. You can hear their every thought; it’s like a dream come true. Here’s my page, you just pick a name that’s very common and after it you add the year your son or daughter was born and they’ll think...
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"Hey Jefferson don't look now but something followed you home from El Pollo Loco."
"And would it be embarrassing if it were made public perhaps it would, especially for the women."
"I’ll just sign you up to a few free internet sites, point you in the direction of using common fucking sense and then make my escape with your cash while you come to terms with how stupid you were to spend money to hire me in the first place."
"It’s our social media strategy, it’s fucked. We have computers coming out our asses and a great product but we are so dumb we don’t realize that using social media is as easy as pissing on a rock and free too. Please save us from our worthless selves. We will pay whatever you say."
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"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman health, wealthy and wise, that’s why you’re wiser than me."
Meredith Vieira: "Jon emptied a joint bank account of hundreds and thousands of dollars, leaving you with just a thousand dollars…is that accurate?" Kate: "It is accurate."
"Excellent job by that quarterback Brett Favre."
"But it's not all bad news, I have a few accomplishments, the cash for clunkers really stimulated the economy, unfortunately it was the economy of Japan."
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"Our brains are evolved organs for thinking."
"I mean that seems to be an absolutely straight forward case of evasion of a simple issue."
"Elvis Presley."
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"It cracked me up like people were excited that Obama…oh he failed he went over there to try to pinch Chicago I'm like that would have been like so much money into the US why would you not want him to succeed like this."
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"Some of the work confronting us will not be completed during my presidency. Some, like the elimination of nuclear weapons, may not be completed in my lifetime."
"This award is not simply about the efforts of my administration — it’s about the courageous efforts of people around the world."
"I think it’s extremely well deserved."
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"So how do I get these people out of my apartment basically and I think I figured it out. Like all I have to do is end world hunger."
01:24 - Read by Nick Senger in Short Poetry Collection 020. together with 20 other poems read by LibriVox volunteers. The full collection is available here: http://librivox.org/short-poetry-collection-020/
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"But we know there's far more work to do. We're pushing hard to pass an inclusive employee non-discrimination bill. (Applause.) For the first time ever, an administration official testified in Congress in favor of this law. Nobody in America should be fired because they're gay, despite doing a great job and meeting ...
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Jules: "Do you think that's an appropriate outfit for work?" Laurie: "I did until a second ago." Jules: "Fair enough. Woah woah woah, you're not gonna wear trashy thongs, I've got some emergency work underwear in my drawer."
"I am so much honored to have this platform here today and I will continue to fight for full equality for all."
"It's all true, you see great comedy has to have an element of truth in it."
"John and Kate Plus 8 divided by two equals mortal sin."
EVERYBODY KNOWS DEATH DON’T MEAN TO TAKE LIKE A RATTLESNAKE WE COME TO FIND TAKE ME BY THE HAND IT AIN’T PHYSICAL RUNNING FROM ITS DEMANDS WE TRY AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT’S JUST THE WAY IT TAKES US LIFTS US UP AND MAKES US LEAVE THE ONES WE LOVE SO TAKE ME FOR A RIDE LIKE A WILDFIRE CROSS AN EVER-WILDER PATH OF ...
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"An epidemic is sweeping our nation and you have the power to help."
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"Republicans in Congress, everything your ...democracy needs."
Channel Icon Subscribe Unsubscribe ej6inmiami October 19, 2009 (more info) (less info) Want to Subscribe? Sign In or Sign Up now! Dedicated to the Hoax--I mean Heene family. (Shortayyyy) Aww Daddy Get your blankies ready its about to go down We about to create a media circus Daddys ****ing crazy lets go somewhere h...
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"You know any time you play in this point in the season every round gets more and more difficult. You know they're the defending world champs and we want to enjoy this tonight, we'll worry about Philly tomorrow."
Easy easy chill chill. Chicken greasy finger lickin, freaky fuckerite beets up for supperite.
"Small businesses have always been the engine of our economy."
"I think every erection is a miracle."
Hey, I'm feeling tired. My time, is gone today. You flirt with suicide. Sometimes, that's ok. Do what others say. I'm here, standing hollow. Falling away from me. Falling away from me. Day, is here fading. That's when, I would say. I flirt with suicide. Sometimes kill the pain. I can always say. 'It's gonna be bette...
Letters in Latin from Prince Edward to Henry VIII, his father, to his stepmother, to Princess Mary and Princess Elizabeth. A letter to Cranmer. A letter from Princess Elizabeth to King Edward VI. Letters of consolation after the death of Henry VIII written by Edward VI. These were written when Edward was nine years ...
Reporting in The Lancet, doctors found success in treating Leber's congenital amaurosis, a rare type of blindness, with gene therapy. Study author Katherine High explains how injecting a gene-carrying virus into the eye has improved vision in a handful of patients.
What happens when there is no leader? Starlings, bees, and ants manage just fine. In fact, they form staggeringly complicated societies, all without a Toscanini to conduct them into harmony. How? That’s our question this hour. We gaze down at the bottom-up logic of cities, Google, even our very own brains. Featured:...
First, we asked you to tell us what song gets stuck in your head. Then, we asked you how you got it out. Finally, we made a podcast. Thank you to everyone who called in, shared their secret techniques, and sang without shame. Your suggestions ranged from the hilarious (Darth Vader breathing) to the malicious (give ...
What happens when there is no leader? Starlings, bees, and ants manage just fine. In fact, they form staggeringly complicated societies, all without a Toscanini to conduct them into harmony. How? That’s our question this hour. We gaze down at the bottom-up logic of cities, Google, even our very own brains. Featur...
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"without your eyes could never be my one desire, all i aspire is in your eyes forever to live traveled all over; the seven oceans there is nothing that i wouldn't give came to bahrein, got to beirut looking for someone comparing to you tearing down windows and doors and i could not find eyes like yours"
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Doink Doink " Ever Read The Internet.."
"My dyslexic fans, they call me "El Goog"."
"Boys, enjoy it!"