Sock: Well, either way we get to enjoy the night air - and desecrate a cemetery. Ben: Found it.

Eggiwegs. I would like... to smash them.

Every singled person that you or I has ever known, is dead!

Edward Cole lived more in his last days on Earth than most people manage to wring out of a lifetime.

Edward, I've taken baths deeper than you.

After Rachel left for college, there was a hole. I mean, you know, no more homework, no more Little League, recitals, school plays, kids crying, fights, skinned knees. And for the first time in 40 years, I looked at Virginia without all of the noise, without all of the distractions and I couldn't remember what it fe...

I was very pleased when Edward decided to eliminate item number nine from his list: "Hunt the big cat." Of course, he did insist on discharging a few rounds from the big gun. One proved to be enough.

Carter: Everyone is afraid to die alone. Edward: I'm not everyone!

Carter: Edward Perriman Cole died in May. It was a Sunday, in the afternoon and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. He was 81 years old. Even now, I can't claim to understand the measure of a life. But I can tell you this: I know that when he died, his eyes were closed and his heart was open. And I'm pretty sure he was...

Edward Perriman Cole died in May. It was a Sunday afternoon, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky.

Mrs. Boswell: Um, there is one more thing, Mrs. Treborn, I feel bad even mentioning. Andrea: What? Mrs. Boswell: When I asked Evan about the drawing, well, he couldn't remember doing it.

Evan, what are you doing with that knife?

Every time I try to help someone everything just goes to shit.

Easy does it, Evan. Don't be a bad boy or I'll tell your mother what a naughty little shit you are.

Howard Hughes: Noah... Who are those fellas? They work for me? Noah: Everybody works for you, Howard.

Edward, were there seagulls being killed on the beach while you were sailing?

Even if peter doesn't find Julia, I promise I will come back and help you.

Hawk: You noticed how everybody seems to be dead lately? Tank: Yeah. I hear that.

Everybody has flaws, Velma. The object of a healthy relationship is to never let the other person know they're there.

Michael: Ever hear of Salmonella? Michael Jr: No, but if she can cook, invite her over.

Lois: Well, you're back. And everyone seems to be pretty happy about it. Superman: Not everyone.

Even a man with my vast talents Is worth less inside than a carton of cigarettes And a sharp piece of metal in your pocket.

Embedded in the crystals before you Is the total accumulation of all literature and scientific fact from dozens of other worlds spanning the 28 known galaxies. There are questions to be asked. Here in this...This fortress of solitude, we shall try to find the answers...together.

Cheryl: Oh, damn it, Jim. You bested me. Jim: Have I? Cheryl: Wow. All right, do you mind if I make a quick phone call? Jim: Sure. Sure. Sure. Run it by your people. Get a second opinion. Even a murderer gets one call.

But don't you worry. Even though you lost you get a nice consolation prize: 10 bucks and a bus pass. Enjoy.

You can't imagine what it's like trying to enjoy afternoon tea while the earth is shaking.

Enough! The decision is mine!

Sock: Ever watch One Life to Live? Morgan: Can't say that I have. Sock: Oh, brother, you're in for a treat, man. If you're gonna waste your life sitting on a sofa you might as well do a little "OLTL," you know what I mean? It's crazy train.

Gene: Easy, frank. She's not a fighter jet. Frank: A flying brick. Gene: I hope not.

Sara: I have never met a kid Who didn't dream of being an astronaut When he grew up. Hawk: You ever met a kid that wouldn't grow up?

El Aurens, Truly for some men Nothing is written unless they write it.

You can't even relax unless every woman is paired up with some guy that she can nag to his grave.

Eventually, you stopped dancing, and fate took over.

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Everybody agrees on one thing. Farts, funny.

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You see that? You see that? Even your sister believes in me. And she has no reason to 'cause she knows I can't stand her.

Everything

Too long...

Engineering division ready, as always.

Hogan: All the fun we've had, all the laughs. Louis: Ha! It's been hilarious. Especially that time when the Gestapo had me strung up by my thumbs and was ready to torture me. Hogan: Everybody has bad days.

Engage.

Every first grader is gonna be talking about it at the drinking fountain Monday morning.

Jim: What? Wait a minute. Before you go. Oh. Here. Emergency whistle. Put it in your pocket. Pepper spray. Spray them right in the eyes. And, here, nail gun.

Sulu: Engines engaged. Helm answering. John: Out of orbit, sir. Jim: Ahead full. Sulu: Ahead full, sir.

Whoa! Whoa! One second. And, now! Exactly 30 years ago this minute, I came into the world.

Evek manages to make the Cardassians sound like helpless sheep being preyed on by Federation wolves.

Oh, my God! Earth to Cindy! Obvious calling, no answer.

Ears like ours, best tucked away.

Dana: Our cars are out front. They'll know we're here. Jim: Okay, all right. From now on, everybody park at least two blocks away.

Excuse me while I pause for a hearty laugh.

McCoy: Erased? Van Gelder: Edited. Adjusted. Subverted me. But I won't forget! I won't forget!

We already lied to her. Everybody knows you can't fix a lie with the truth.

Excuse me, these cups are for winners.

Roxanne: You know what I'd like to see in one of these shows? Woman: What? Roxanne: Emmanuel Lewis getting shot out of a cannon.

Okay, then explain why I'm jumping on a mini-trampoline in a wet T-shirt?

Come on, Tom, you can afford it. Everyone at college knew that your father invented the speed bump.

Look, I had had too much to drink, Ever since rehab, I've just become such a lightweight.

Easy, Elizabeth! You're putting makeup on a star, not suntan lotion on some slut during spring break!

Malcolm: Well, I wouldn't worry about this one. He's going to become a great writer, like Ernest Hemingway, Sylvia Plath, Virginia Wolff. Will: Didn't they all kill themselves? Malcolm: But they had fun.

Excuse me, there was a war on drugs in this country. Plus, I got half a credit for every guy I turned in.

Wendell: Elaine, are you gaining weight? Elaine: I'm pregnant. Wendell: Well, congratulations. You just went from leading lady to funny friend.

The Keeper: Each of the two new specimens has qualities in her favor. The female you call Number One has the superior mind and will produce highly intelligent children. Captain Christopher Pike: All I want to do is get my hands on you!

Even in this corner of the galaxy, captain, two plus two equals four.

Excuse me! I am not a dog. Feel again.

Earth believes the Romulans to be warlike, cruel, treacherous. And only the Romulans know what they think of Earth.

Enjoy those glasses, lady, because they're gonna be blended in your margarita tonight.

Everyone here is straight, so they're obviously watching Cold Case.

Even though you were angry with me, you still stood up for me. If that's not being a mother, I don't know what is.

And you don't have to change a thing. Well, except Susan is now Steve, and the hospital is now a gym, and euthanasia is now youth in Speedos.

Excuse me, sir. Have you seen a rather large white rabbit, with a yellow weskit and white gloves hereabout?

Excuse me. Hi. Might I interrupt you two? I'm here to purchase some therapy.

Everything's going to be all right.

Everything you know, your entire civilization, it all begins right here in this little pond of goo.

Hogan: Eh, what do you got there? Been digging for worms again? Schultz: This is your supper. This is what the Gestapo gives to prisoners now.

Yeah uh huh, you know what it do. Every time we play, it's a W. Yeah that's the Pac plus, it's the title town team, that's up. Reppin my town when you see me you know everything, green and yellow, green and yellow, green and yellow, green and yellow.

Ever see a grown man lick the bottom of a caviar jar, it's not a pretty site.

Oh, and by the way, every room in the boat is under video surveillance. I took a look at the tape, and nothing happened between you guys-- just the occasional gas and some soft weeping. Whoo, there's a lot of caffeine in a red bull. See ya.

Hogan: Eh, maybe it's just as well, Schultz. Stardom carries a heavy price. I mean, sure, it means fame and fortune, but is that really all there is to happiness? Schultz: Sounds all right to me.

Everyone, this is Sarina. Sarina, this is everyone.

It's the wrong shape. It's the wrong height, the wrong width. Other than that, it's perfect.

Someone... either accidentally or deliberately, adjusted the programming, and therefore, the memory banks of that computer.

Ever since you stopped working, you can't stop working. You're starting to exhibit what some might call obsessive-compulsive behavior.

Spock: Sound waves. Stronger, they might have killed. As it was, they rendered us unconscious. Jim: Enough analysis. Let's think of a way to get out of here.

Spock: Even a theory requires... some facts, captain. So far ...I have none. Jim: And that irritates you, Mr. Spock. Spock: Irritation? Jim: Yeah. Spock: I am not capable of that emotion.

Excellent. Excellent.

Garak: Ah, yes. Romulus... how well I remember it. You'll find the predominant color to be gray: the buildings, the clothes, the people. Did you know that the Romulan heart itself is gray?

Captain, every species has its weakness. They're no exception.

Spock: Emotions are alien to me. I'm a scientist. Leila: Someone else might believe that. Your shipmates, your captain. But not me.

Emotions. Violent emotions. Needs. Anger.

Well... it's, uh, like a smorgasbord. Everything looks so good.

Ezri... you look so... beautiful.

Mila: Everyone's talking about Damar and his rebels. Kira: What are they saying? How stupid we were for walking into a Dominion trap? Damar: How arrogant we were to think we could beat them in the first place? Garak: How glad they are that we're all dead? Mila: Actually, they don't really believe you are dead. Oh, y...

Every puzzle has a solution, every disease a cure. It's just a matter of finding it.

...Eight space vehicles have assumed orbit around our planet.

Bashir: So, what do you think? O'Brien: I think we stopped. Bashir: Are you sure? O'Brien: Either that, or we're falling very, very slowly.

Everyone I know on Cardassia has either been arrested or killed.

Earth's nothing more than a rotating ball of boredom.

Even the gods did not spring into being overnight.

Enterprise medical log, stardate 5027.3. Dr. Leonard McCoy recording. I'm concerned about Captain Kirk. He show indications of increasing tension and emotional stress.

Execution of state criminals is both painful and unpleasant. I believe the details are unnecessary. The sentence will be carried out immediately after the charges have been recorded.

Each kiss... Is as the first.

Spock: Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth. Bones: Or by misleading the innocent.

Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth.

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"Let me help." A hundred years or so from now, I believe, a famous novelist will write a classic using that theme. He'll recommend those three words even over "I love you."

McCoy: Evidently, when the creature attacks, it leaves a stinger, much like a bee or a wasp, leaving one of these in the victim's body. And it takes over the victim very rapidly. And the entwining is far, far too involved for conventional surgery to remove. Jim: Recommendations? McCoy: I'm sorry, Jim. The lab, the...

McCoy: Captain. I understand your concern. Your affection for Spock, the fact that your nephew is the last survivor of your brother's family. Jim: No. No, Bones. There's more than two lives at stake here. I cannot let it spread beyond this colony, even if it means destroying... a million people down there.

Jim: Everything's duplicated. Almost. Another Enterprise, Spock with a beard... Uhura: Another Captain Kirk, another Dr. McCoy, another... Jim: An exchange. If we're here... Then our counterparts must have been transporting up at the exact same time. Similar storms on both universes disrupted the circuits. We're he...

Excuse me, Colonel, but don't I seem to recall that every time she comes around, things get a little, well... confused?

Jim: Everything Harry tells you is a lie. Remember that. Everything Harry tells you is a lie. Mudd: Now, listen to this carefully, Norman. I am lying. Norman: You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie, then you are telling the truth. But you cannot tell the truth, because everything you say is a li...