Cabo Flight Attendant: Flight 710 to Cabo San Lucas, now boarding Gate 103, first class only. Flight 710, Cabo San Lucas, now boarding Gate 103. First class only. Jackie Brown: Buenos dias. Welcome aboard. Welcome aboard.
Steve: Far away hill man coming this way. Richard: Just one? Steve: Uh huh. Charley: It's Buckshot Roberts. Richard: We got a warrant for him. Doc: Do you think he's coming to surrender? Charley: It don't look that way. William: He any good? Charley: He's killed more people than smallpox. William: Well hell...
fuck pop rap, every one of them, fuck that little bitch faggot ass eminem!
Five iron, huh? Well, you're fired. Bye-bye.
Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Freeze ray!
FYI, your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yard, and I don't appreciate it.
Fuck a goat.
From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm getting you some pussy.
Finch: Same ol'... Kevin: Finch. You got the Latin homework? Finch: Canis meus id comedit. Oh. It means, "My dog ate it." It's Latin. It's a joke.
Fellas, it's time she experienced... the Shermanator.
Kevin: Uh, yeah. High school girl: So, my friends, they want to know. Is it true? You know, that he's... equipped. Kevin: I have no idea. Finch showers with his bathing suit on.
Fuuuuuuuuck me! In the asshole!
Fuck her while she watches Murder, She Wrote. She would probably find that very erotic.
Fuck her and then have her send you a check for $12 on your birthday.
Ruth: Fuckeroo. That was the best titty farting sleep I have ever had. Paul: I got a feeling that you're new to cursing, Ruth.
Fix it? Look, it has been disintegrated. By definition, it cannot be fixed.
Roger: For God's sake, are you avoiding me? Don: Yes.
Fuck him. He's a dinosaur. It's time for some new blood.
Ruth: Sorry you got killed by my dad. Graeme: That's fine... Do you want to try that kiss again? Ruth: Fuck, yeah.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Fuck Dennis Taylor! I'm not gonna apologize to that wimp.
First he`s gonna shit, then he`s gonna kill us.
Axe: Gentlemen... Everybody: Fuck you!
Fire won't get me Brian. Cause I know more than he did. I know more about fire than all of 'em.
Funkyzeit is über influential. In fact, Austrian fashionistas live their lives according to my "In or Out" list.
But for the last nine years, ich have been head über heels in love mit a pygmy flight attendant called Diesel. We're just like an ordinary couple, you know, boring, stay-at-home types.
Four boxes of mini-mints, two toffee totes, two caramel clumpies and fifteen boxes of coco-nutties.
First I would like to just get to know you... Quiet.
Fucking pigs! Flying!
Dr. Gonzo: Fuckin' A, the gentleman has a major credit card! Raoul Duke: That's right, man. Don't take any guff from these fucking swine. Dr. Gonzo: I just got through saying that. Do you realize who the fuck you're talking to? Do you?
Don: Great. Ken: Funny stuff. Really good work. Michael: Thank you. Don: Thank you.
Megan: Who told you about her? Sally: Someone who doesn't lie. Someone who didn't just pretend to care about my school project. Megan: Sally, listen to me. I wasn't lying. I just... I didn't think it was my place to say. Sally: Everybody knows. Megan: You're a little girl. And it's complicated. Sally: Fine...
Finish your goddamn homework.
Foul thing! A pox on you, brute! Thou art a murderer! A black murderer! My brother's death shall be avenged!
Lord Arthur: For that arrogance, I shall see you dead. Ash: Yeah.
From now on, you better be looking behind you when you walk. Because one day you're gonna get a bullet in your back.
Fuck 'im... I'm gonna miss 'im.
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
From now on, we live in a world where man has walked on the moon. It's not a miracle. We just decided to go.
Fuck! You've gone completely sideways, man.
Finish the fucking story, man! What happened? What about the glands?
Wine Colored Tuxedo: I said there are no seats left sir, at any price. Dr. Gonzo: Fuck seats! We're friends with Debbie. I used to romp with her.
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.
Failure is not an option.
Frank, I need the sim cold and dark. Give me the exact same conditions they've got in there now.
Farewell, Aquarius, and we thank you.
Fred Haise was going back to the moon on Apollo 18, but his mission was canceled because of budget cuts. He never flew in space again.
Dr. Chuck: Flight, I just lost Lovell! CAPCOM 2: Uh, Thirteen, this is Houston. Jim, we just had a dropout on your bio-med sensors. Jim: I'm not wearing my bio-med sensors, Houston. CAPCOM 2: Okay, Jim. Copy that.
EECOM Sy: Um, Flight, I recommend we shut down the reactant valves of the fuel cells. Gene: What the hell good is that gonna do? EECOM Sy: If that's where the leak is, we can isolate it. We can isolate it there, we can save what's left in the tanks, and we can run on the good cell. Gene: You close 'em, you can...
RETRO: Flight, we are looking at a typhoon warning on the edge of the prime recovery zone. Gene: Say again, RETRO. RETRO: We are looking at a typhoon warning on the edge of the prime recovery area. Now, this is just a warning flight. It could miss them. Gene: Only if their luck changes.
Jim: Freddo, how long does it take to power up the LEM? Fred: Three hours by the checklist. Jim: We don't have that much time.
Find one in every car. You'll see.
Otto: Fuck you. Kevin: Fucking jerk.
Bruce I. Peason. Brokerage consultant. Fucking millionaire. Six payments behind.
Fuck, man. Girls pay to go out with me, all right?
Bud: Free, my ass. What are you, a fucking commie? Otto: No, I ain't no commie. Bud: You better not be. I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians, either.
Fucking trash. Makes you wonder how much they owe. Most of them are on the run, don't even use their fucking Social Security numbers.
Oly: Fucking A, we ripped... your car, asshole... Marlene: Let me see it. Oly: ...You wanna know who told us where it was? Your goddamn brother.
Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But Crom is your god. Crom, and he lives in the Earth. Once giants lived in the Earth, Conan. And in the darkness of chaos... they fooled Crom, and they took from him the enigma of steel...
It has been surmised... that perhaps my lord was like a wild animal... that had been kept too long. Perhaps. But whatever, freedom, so long an unremembered dream, was his.
...Fire won't burn there. No fire at all. That's why I live down here in the wind...
I see you. I have watched you. For a thousand years I have watched you.
for a laugh
For us there is no spring... just the wind that smells fresh before the storm.
My child. You have come to me, my son. For who now is your father if it is not me?
Fuck me in the beard.
Martin: Fuck you guys. I'm glad I'm not Jewish. Jay: So are we. Ben: Yeah, so are we. Martin: Fine, screw it. Ben: You weren't chosen for a reason.
First of all, I just want to say thank you to everybody for coming out, and this has just been an incredible day and night. It's just so great to see all these people, friends and family and...To tell you the truth, I've been waiting for this day my entire life.
...For she must be a virgin when she's returned to me so she can be properly sacrificed.
Fine magician you are. Go back to juggling apples.
Fuck the brass! Fuck the brass! Fuck the brass!
Fuck you, dickhead!
First Grade Sight Words
Fuck a beat. I go a cappella. Fuck a papa doc. Fuck a clock. Fuck a trailer. Fuck everybody. Fuck y'all if you doubt me! I'm a piece of fuckin' white trash, I say it proudly. And fuck this battle. I don't want to win. I'm outtie. Here, tell these people something they don't know about me.
Fuck you, dude!
"Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so never more shall we see you again"
Foreground my ass!
For $1, l'll guess your weight, your height or your sex.
First I get my name in the phone book, and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.
First they didn't have the bamboo umbrellas for the wine, now snails on the food. Two boobs.
There's no way, no way... that you could come from my loins. When I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth.
Too late! Yeah! Too late for them to ever see again... the light they once chose not to follow! All right! Don't be lost when the time comes! For the day of the Lord cometh... as a thief in the night! Amen
No tickee,no laundry
No tickee,no laundry
Id kill everybody
Your best?what do you think,were in the habadashery business
I cant wait to see you explain this to a fucking surrolk county jury you cocksucker
F1 - Wes
For once, mind your own business, Harry.
Front handspring, step out, round off, back handspring, step out, round off, back handspring, full twisting lay out.
First we're going to need a chameleon. Someone who can blend in anywhere.
Friend of yours?
Kit: White boys get all the Oscars. It's a fact. Hal: We know that, but look... Kit: Did I get a nomination? No. And you know why? 'Cause I ain't played none of them slave roles and get my ass kicked. Hal: Kit, that's what I'm... Kit: That's when you get nominated. Black dude plays a slave role, gets nominated...
Find me a script as a retarded slave, then I get the Oscar.
Coop: What's this guy? Remer: He's my entertainment lawyer. He's helping me with my movie contract. Coop: Oh, now you're such a big shot, you're gonna act in a Hollywood movie? Fuckin' sellout.
Fine! I don't need you. I'll get myself a new best friend too! So go ahead. Go back to your fancy cars, and your big bank accounts, and your celebrity friends, and your beautiful women, and Victoria Silvstedt, Playmate of the Year. Fuck!
Fire it up there, Focker!
Jack: Focker flushed the toilet in the den, so the septic tank is overflowing. Greg: Jack, I told you. It wasn't me. It was Jinx. Jack: Focker, I'm not gonna tell you again! Jinx cannot flush the toilet. He's a cat, for Christ sakes! Dr. Larry: The animal doesn't even have thumbs, Focker.
Dr. Larry: Focker, take it easy. Greg: Benz drives like a dream, Larry. Dr. Larry: Let's not make it a nightmare.
Office Worker: Yo, Fletcher, how's it hanging? Fletcher: Short, shriveled, and always to the left.
Fine! The gloves are off, pal! Come on! Let me see a little wrath. Smite me, O mighty smiter! You're the one who should be fired! The only one around here not doing his job is you! Answer me!
For all I know, he may have even heard voices, too... but he sure didn't listen to them. The man never did one spontaneous thing in all the years I knew him. I'm afraid of that happening to me...
Fascist. I'd like to ease her pain.
They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it. For it is money they have and peace they like.
Ray: Fifty years ago, for five minutes you came within... y you came this close. It would kill some men to get so close to their dream and not touch it. God, they'd consider it a tragedy. Dr. Archibald "Moonlight" Graham: Son, if I'd only gotten to be a doctor for five minutes, now that would have been a tragedy.
Favor gonna kill you faster than a bullet.
Famous movies and TV shows have quotes that stick with us, that's where Hark comes in.
Funny, Blake. You guys think I'm gonna hang out here, watch you shine your pickup go to the drive-in, get drunk and throw up every Saturday night go to City College like everybody else? Forget it, man. I'm doin' somethin' with my life.
Sportscaster #1: Folks, you better lock the doors, turn up the radios, strap yourself in. We've got east Texas versus west Texas. We've got Texas high school football at its finest. Sportscaster #2: No doubt. This crowd is jacked.! This is gonna be an all-out war.!
Mike: For the state championship. I love all y'all, baby. I love all of ya. Let's go on one, ready? All: Break.!
For an extra grand, I'll let you take me out to dinner.
Fletch: Fat Sam isn't the story. There's a source behind him. Frank: Who? Fletch: Well, there we're in a kind of a gray area. Frank: All right, how gray? Fletch: Charcoal.
My Dad Earl
Look, defenseless babies. Fell for the oldest trick in the book.
Seeing Bone Cancer and Chief Karlin together might lead to a Page 1 item. But without any real evidence, Frank wouldn't even print it in the want ads.
Bender: Face it, you're a tease. Claire: I'm not a tease. Bender: Sure you are. Sex is your weapon. You said it yourself. You use it to get respect. Claire: No, I never said that. She twisted my words around. Bender: What do you use it for then? Claire: I don't use it, period!
Food for five years. 1,000 gallons of gas, air filtration, water filtration, Geiger counter, bomb shelter. Underground. Goddamn monsters!
Rick: Fortunately, I've been in this exact situation three times before. Will: When? When have you ever been in this situation before? Rick: I've never been in this situation before! I'm just trying to keep up morale.
Foxtrot One, I need a full comparative DNA analysis on one Gaylord M. Focker, one Jorge Villalobos, translation: George House of the Wolves.
First, our children hip hop all over the suburbs. And now Boutwell might be President?!
The Man: They are taking over every aspect of our culture! Don't you agree, Mr. Feather? Mr. Feather: Word. For sheezy, my neezy. The Man: What did you say? Mr. Feather: I said... for sure. Yes, indeedy. I have a cold.
Fuck you, you asshole!
First let's get rid of that bug in your head. Take this thing out of the case and stick it up your nose. Don't worry. It's self-guiding. Just shove real hard. When you hear the crunch, you're there.
Benny: First time on Mars? Quaid: Yes. Well, actually, no. Well, sort of.
Oh, and uh, Jack. Pam's pregnant. Focker out.
Kuato: Quaid... Quaid... Benny: Forget it, man, his fortune telling days are over. Kuato: Start the reactor. Free Mars...
First of all, you forgot about my big, black, fuzzy balls.
From the minute you touch down in London, you have 72 hours to get Aldous Snow to the Greek Theatre in Los Angeles. Do you understand me?
Good morning, beautiful. Fancy an orgasm? 'Cause I knock them out, like, for free.
Phil: Fakes left, fakes right, he shoots! Barbara: What is going on in there? Guys, l said no playing soccer in the house. Phil: You did. You said it a lot. Barbara: ho did that? The Tigers: He did. Kids: He did! Phil: What? Nah!
You either win and go on to greatness, or you lose. And probably face a series of cataclysmic events for the rest of your lives.
Brooke: Fine. Great. Do whatever the hell you want. You leave your socks all over this house, dress like a pig, play your stupid-ass video game. I don't care, I'm done. Gary: What? Brooke: I'm done! I don't deserve this. I really do not deserve this. I deserve somebody who gives a shit. I'm not spending one more...
Gary: Found my shirt on the floor. Thanks for laying it out. Brooke: Gary, are you here for couples bowling? Gary: Yeah. Brooke: Well, don't you think you and I should discuss something first? Gary: Like what? How your 47 average is killing us?
Cady: Free as a bird, apparently. You go everywhere you want with whomever. That much freedom could maybe get a fellow into trouble. What do you think? Sam: I'd like my keys.
Fourteen years since I held a set of keys.
King Richard: For the love of Christ, Loxley, would you stop them doing that! Sir Robert Loxley: They love you, Sire. King Richard: My head. It's going like the bells of hell.
Fate has me highly skilled and loaded with talent.
Annie: Go, go, go, go! Rodney: Freeloaders! I'm coming over there. Lillian: Is he coming? Rodney: I'm coming after you! Annie: Sorry, Rodney. Lillian: We're on a budget. Rodney: Oh, come on! It's only 12 bucks!
Fuck off, Helen.
Female fight club. We grease up, we pull in. Lillian doesn't know, so it's, "Surprise! We're going to fight!" We beat the shit out of her. She's not going to forget that.
Fucking Helen. Hello?
For them, this is just some place. For us, this is our home.
Folks, if you're offended by what you see tonight, just do what Joe Paterno did. Look the other way.
For the first time, he saw a world that was bigger than the one he'd been born into.
Five billion people died in 1996 and 1997. Almost the entire population of the world. Only about one percent of us survived.
Father's been warning people about dangers of... experimentation with D.N.A. viruses for years. You've processed that information through... your addled, paranoid infrastructure. Lo and behold, a nonprofit organization... becomes some sinister, revolutionary cabal. This man is complete bat shit.
He got it! 34 years, 119 games, it's finally happened! A perfect game by a Seattle Mariner! It was done by the King! Felix Hernandez!
Fast5 Netball World Series hits the airwaves - Public tickets on sale Monday 3rd September
Fast5 Netball World Series hits the airwaves - Public tickets on sale Monday 3rd September
Chinese Police Officer: He refuses to give his name. Chinese Police Officer: Fool, what the hell do I care what your name is? You're a criminal. Bruce Wayne: I'm not a criminal! Chinese Police Officer: Tell that to the guy who owned these.
Rachel Dawes (age 8): Finders keepers and I found it. Bruce Wayne (age 8): In my garden.
Homer: mmmm..... forbidden donut.
LAU: For obvious reasons, I couldn't wait for your permission. Rest assured, your money is safe. JOKER: Oh, hee hee, aha. Ha, ooh, hee, ha ha, h -ha. And I thought my jokes were bad.
Fuck with me once, and I'm gonna break your neck.
Mardukas: Familiar with the word "arteriosclerosis"? Cholesterol? If you want, I'll outline a complete balanced diet for you. Jack: Well, mail it to me from "C" block.
Great Great See? For every shit, there's six nice people.
Fuckin' "A". I'm the best.