Cartman: "No way dude. I can't stand to leave things unfinished. It's like when you hear the first part of that song, Come Sail Away, by Styx? If I hear the first part of that song, I have to finish it.", Kyle: "Really?", Cartman: "Yeah, I can't do anything 'till it's done."
Cartman: "All right, I don't know who the hell put you all up to this, but I am sure as hell not goig to any gay-ass fat camp!", Mr. Mackey: "Now Eric, all these people came here and paid to send you to camp, because they care about you,", Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, except for me, I just wanted to see the look on your fac...
Bob: "Fleshy-headed mutant, are you friendly?" Doug: "No way, eh! Radiation has made me an enemy of civilization!"
Cash: "We're gonna get fubar now." Tango: "What the hell's fubar?" Cash: "You'll see!"
Cash: "I don't know about you, but I have a slight aversion to getting fubar." Tango: "What's fubar?" Cash: "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition!"
Philippe: “Are you flesh? Or are you spirit?” Isabeau: “I am sorrow.”
Soldier: “You! Where's the woman!” Philippe: “She flew away!” Soldier: “Where is she!” Philippe: “God's truth, she flew away!” (sound of crossbow hitting soldier)
Imperius: “I shall never forget the first time I saw her. It was like looking at...” Philippe: “The face of love.”
O'Flynn: “Think I'll ever get to be as fast as you?” Marston: “What, you mean if you practiced a lot?” O'Flynn: “Yeah.” Marston: “No.”
Character 1: "Thanks Angus." Angus: "For what?" Character 1: "For being you."
"Candyman, farewell to the flesh."
Norm Gunderson: "I'll fix ya' some eggs." Marge Gunderson: "Oh hun' you can sleep." Norm: "Gotta eat...(hooock)...I'll make you some eggs."
"Goddess Diana, fail you I will. I was to bring you fresh sperm from my Bill. I had him erect and his semen would follow. But Alas, I was hot, so hot, that I swallowed."
"If there is some freaked-out psycho trying to follow in Billy Loomis' footsteps, you probably already know him."
Art: "Do you know what this is?" Ray: "It's a bone." Art: "It's a femur." Ray: "It's a femur bone." Art: "A femur just happens to be a human thigh bone, Ray!"
"Fifty dollar bill? Fifty dollar bill! Fifty dollar bill! Guys, there's hundreds of fifty dollar bills!"
"There's a funny farm and it has your names written all over it!"
Chunk: "The worst thing I ever done, I mixed up all this fake puke at home. And then I went to this movie theater, and hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then…then I made a noise like this. And then I dumped it over the side, on all the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, a...
"Got my first chemistry set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again. I've been into it ever since."
"What kind of fucked up tour is this!"
Porthos: "Oooh, he's a feisty little fellow!" Aramis: "Feisty indeed!"
Doc: "This happens to be a Nocturne." Cowboy: "A which?" Doc: "You know, Frederick fucking Chopin?"
"Fix him up so I can shoot him!"
Pom pom-pom, pom pom-pom (ping) (repeat) (A Capella) Friends sing together La La La La Friends do things together La La La La Friends laugh together Ha Ha Ha Ha Friends make graphs together La La La La Friends help you when you're in danger Friends are people who are not strangers Friends help you s...
"""Friends go jogging at the track Friends borrow money never pay It back"""
"Friends tell you when you're flys undone"
Henry: "(Jump starting the car he screams as if being electrocuted and then she screams) I can't believe you fell for that." Lucy: "Well, my grandfather died trying to jump-start a car." Henry: "Oh... I'm sorry. I... I was just joking around." Lucy: "I can't believe you fell for that!"
"("Forgetful Lucy" Written by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert and Tim Herlihy)"
"Now, you kids go down there and find my nuts. Oh."
"And fade to black."
Coop: "Can I talk to you over here please?" Remer: "Um huh." Coop: "You know something Pigfucker, can I call you Pigfucker?" Remer: "No, only my friends can call me Pigfucker."
"Hey Grunsky, are you losing weight? Hey you guys seriously, I'm fucking fat. Seriously guys I'm fucking fat as shit."
"Hey You, come on over here and fight like a man."
Bryant (M. Emmit Walsh): "They built in a failsafe device..." Deckard (Harrison Ford): "Which is what?" Bryant: "Four year lifespan."
Tuna: "I figured it out." George: "Figured out what?" Tuna: "You know how we were wondering what we were gonna do for money and all, being as we don't want to get jobs and what not?" George: "Yeah?" Tuna: "Check this out."
"I can't feel my face. I mean I can touch it. But I can't feel it inside."
"The left needs a demon. The left needs an enemy and nobody on our side in an elected position is willing to be that. And so it fell to me."
"I want everything he's doing to fail."
"Fortune and glory, kid… Fortune and glory."
"I'm not going to be forced out of San Francisco by social deviants."
"Frankly I would find it impossible to dumb down my vocabulary to the level that someone who barely graduated High School could understand."
"Tuggy is going to fry tonight."
"And I shall not stop until every single one of them is dead…finger lickin' dead."
"It's just a form of nihilism."
Jimmy: "In addition to having identical tastes and home furnishings you actually do sound pretty similar. Can we play the Governor again." Bobby: "In the end it comes down to an honest, fundamental disagreement about the proper role of government." Kenneth: "Jimmy in the end it comes down to an honest and fundamenta...
"What is the matter Mr. President. Was hope forced to resign due to tax problems."
"Do you feel like a famous rock star?"
"Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town."
You trying to get invited to my next barbeque
Haha that’s what I thought
Fire it up
Is something burning
I love the smell of napalm
Nothing like a good smoke
Or propane accessories
You got any questions about propane
Need a light
You got it
Wanna turn up the heat
You got my attention
You and I are gonna make our OWN talking doll. She'll have the wisdom of Gertrude Stein and the wit of Cathy Guisewite, the tenacity of Nina Totenberg, and the common sense of Elizabeth Cady Stanton! And to top it off, the down-to-earth good looks of Eleanor Roosevelt.
Ezekiel: "Need some help?" Lance: "No offence…" Ezekiel: "Oh right because I'm Amish I wouldn't know anything about your '69 GTO, 455 big block ram air…well good luck with your future ride space man."
"Shit flying in my mouth. What the fuck."
"Fucking thing sucks."
Operator: “911, may I have the address of your emergency.” Woman: “It’s going to be…400 South and 175 East.” Operator: “In what city?” Woman: “Ivan, Utah.” Operator: “What’s the problem?” Woman: “We have found the vehicle of the Amber Alert from last night.”
Operator: Do you need police, fire or medical help? Woman: At 236…It’s an apartment in the basement and it’s on fire. It’s all filling up with smoke. Operator: Is it the downstairs apartment? Downstairs? Woman: Downstairs. Operator: And you’re in Can City correct? Woman: Right. Operator: Okay one moment. They’re goi...