"Forget Twitter I'm on the CB. Twitter is not going anywhere. I'm on the old CB."
[Laughs] Right…oh, oh you know what, that’s actually Mr. Cornfeld. Yeah, he has a question regarding the standard deviation of beta on the [can't understand] on the Zephyr analysis that I sent over. Yo G…Black, what’s up baby? What? On Facebook? Fo’ real? Yo, who you talkin’ to baby? Alright, I’ll check it out. Wo...
Stu: "Our best friend Doug is probly face down in a ditch right now with a meth head butt fucking his corpse." Alan: "It's highly unlikely."
Through traffic, Fleury finds it and picks it right out of the atmosphere and holds on with the glove
And they got to the right point, here's Rafalski, shooting, never got through - loose puck, now to the net, save made! Rebound - oh! Big save by Fleury - and it is. . . . that's it! The Pittsburgh Penguins have won this hockey game! The Penguins have won the Stanley Cup! And Lord Stanley, scratch their names on your...
"If 20 weeks ago was the darkest day for Virginia Tech the time since then, probably this football programs finest hour."
"Finally the Rock has come back to… Los Angeles... home."
"There it goes a long drive, if it stays fair, home run! A lot of body english for Calrton Fisk…"
"From way downtown, bang."
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to Fenway Park."
"Now ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we'd like you to rise as John Kiley plays our national anthem."
"Score! He rolls it."
"And tonight, pal, TNT special, one segment, you and me. Drugs? No. Violence? Yes. Sex? Yes. And feathers right here. You, Miss Elizabeth and the Nature Boy. Savage, I'm going to end your reign with Slim Jim in one minute, and give Liz a ride on snake mountain."
"How about this? Every three stories, a free prostate exam!"
This is what happens when you provide free beats on the sidewalk in New York City.
Nicole: The new iPhones, we’ll be watching both AT&T and Apple. Liz: Define that please? Nicole: Me? Liz: Okay, thank you very much Nicole…we’ve got some breaking news, the Supreme Court has issued a Stay for Chrysler, let’s go for Tracy Burns, she’s got all the news. Tracy. Tracy: Actually Liz I think you want to ...
"Right now I'm 19 years old and faithfulness you can definitely not ask for that. Especially if your me."
"Everyone in the country is very, very frustrated and upset that he was allowed to make a rape joke about a little girl, 14 years old, sitting on the side lines watching of all things an American Basketball game."
"But you're so busy because your involved with what you're doing that before you know it it's over, you're soaking wet and you feel like a million bucks."
"Because seated to my right right now is the person hat some people say is the first nerd president of the modern era."
"We had our foot on the throat of humanity and we failed to step down hard enough."
"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing."
"The fire department is not releasing that information, they're focusing on doing their job."
Spock: "Captain, what are you doing?" Kirk: "You show a little compassion maybe we earn our peace with Romulus , it's logic Spock. Thought you'd like that." Spock: "No, not really. Not this time." Nero: "I would rather suffer the end of Romulus a thousand times. I would rather die in agony than accept assistance fro...
"Spock, you are fully capable of deciding your own destiny. The question you face is, which path will you choose."
"I mean our economy was like a fella going down quick sand last September and up to kind of his shoulders and somebody tosses a rope. Well if you tie it around and yank him out with a truck you may dislocate a couple of shoulders but it still pays to get him out and we may dislocate the economy in certain ways, ther...
Kathleen: "Feel them." John: "What?" Kathleen: "I said feel them." John: "Mrs. Cleary." Kathleen: "Kitty Cat." John: "I'm sorrry, Kitty Cat, are you out of your fucking mind??" Kathleen: "I'm not letting you out of this room until you feel them."
"They will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. The German will not be able to help themselves from imagining the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands and our boot heels and the edge of our knives."
"Today I am declaring the United States of America's first war on crime."
"He was answering his shoe long before they put cell phone lights in dresses..."
"And now its' time to find out if you have the ball to make it to my hall of fame. That's right, MY hall of fame. See you at the top punk."
"First the rain, then thunder!"
"Leroy Smith with a flurry of devastation."