Foolish Wandwaving

"There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class."

Fame isn't everything

"Clearly fame isn't everything."

Flo

"Excuse me Flo. (laughing) Flo like the T.V. show."

French are assholes

Lloyd: "Some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen." Harry: "I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes."

Freeze, gopher!

"Freeze, gopher!"

Flying blind on a rocket cycle.

Flash Gordon: "Flash Gordon to Vultan. Do you read me? Mayday! Mayday!" Prince Vultan (Brian Blessed): "This is Vultan, I read you. Where are you?" Flash Gordon: "Flying blind on a rocket cycle." Vultan: "Flying blind on a rocket cycle!?"

Found Herself a Man

"But this little lady is sharp, she went out and she found herself a man to partner up with and look what she was able to accomplish!"

Found a Man, Lost a Man

Ari Gold: "But this little lady is sharp, she went out and she found herself a man to partner up with and look what she was able to accomplish, huh?" Barbara Miller: "Ari you're making an ass of yourself!..." Ari Gold: "It's going to be interesting though, once she's lost that man, to see how she's going to cl...

Fifteen years

"Fifteen years."

Find out the information

"Get out there, find out the information, and vote."

For the Exxon Mobiles of the world

"Policies that call for another 4 billion dollars of tax cuts for the Exxon Mobiles of the world."

Former athlete or actor

"She doesn't see the former athlete or the actor."

From now on

"Not at all no. It's just from now on."

Free at last

"Free at last. Keep--keep your emotions down. Keep your emotions down. Children, it will not hurt. If you'd be--if you'll be quiet. If you'll be quiet."

False allegations

"It doesn't make any sense. It harms everybody to have false allegations like that."

Focused on the future

"As far as we're concerned the past is the past. It's behind us. And I like all of our Governors we're focused on the future."

First time I met him

"We had him in our home and I think he was probably in 20 homes that day as far as I know. But that was the first time I really met him."

Fitting for a woman

James Bond: "That gun, looks more fitting for a woman" Emilio Largo: "You know much about guns, Mr Bond?" James Bond: "No, I know a little about women"

Forrest, Forrest Gump

"My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump."

Five miserable months

"Here's to five miserable months on the wagon, and all of the irrepairable harm its caused me."

far ahead

“I never think that far ahead.”

Frozen from the waist down

Ellen: "Clark!", Clark: "Yes, honey?", Ellen: "Audrey's frozen from the waist down!", Clark: "It's all part of the experience, honey."

Fabulous cocktails

"I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. America's getting stinking on something I stir or shake.....(a long monolog on making cocktails)."

Full shitter

Eddie: "Shitter was full!", Clark: "Ah, yeah. You check our shitters, honey?"

Fact!

"It's a fact!"

Family of mechanics

"My father was a mechanic. His father was a mechanic, my mother's father was a mechanic. My three brothers are mechanics, four uncles on my father's side are mechanics."

Fencing, fighting, toture…

"Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles!"

Friendless, brainless…

"Friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless!"

Finish him

Vizzini: "Finish him! Your way!" Fezzik: "Oh good, my way! Thank you Vizzini! Which way's my way?"

First things first, okay.

"First things first, okay. Staying here is goofy. We gotta book up."

Fight club, this was mine and Tyler's gift

"Fight club, this was mine and Tyler's gift. Our gift to the world."

First things fucking last.

"All right! First things fucking last."

For the past fifteen minutes now, you've been joining on about names.

"For the past fifteen minutes now, you've been joining on about names. Toby. Toby? Toby? Toby Wang, Toby Wang? Toby Wang? Toby Chang fucking Charlie Chan. I've got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear and.. Toby the Jap, I don't know what, coming out of my right."

Fuck this shit, I'm making this bitch rich.

"Fuck this shit, I'm making this bitch rich."

Forgive Her

Mathis: "Vesper... she gave everything for you... forgive her... forgive yourself..."

Focused on foreclosures

"One area that I'm concerned about, and I've said this publicly, is we have not focused on foreclosures and what's happening to homeowners as much as I would like. We have the tools to do it."

follow you into the dark

Funny Announcer PSA

"If you're like me, you're an announcer. Coming up next it's Blossom followed by an all new Caroline in the city..."

Final Fantasy Fanfare

feel free to make that your ringtone

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For a viability plan

"What we're asking for is a viability plan that will guarantee viability of the companies and guarantee that to the best to our abilities the loans are going to be repaid and that we're not wasting tax payer money."

frapster

rabbit blaaah

Feeling of great pride

"You know, regardless of the differences over issues and politics, this was a watershed election that really just gave every American a feeling of great pride in our nation's ability to transcend our past and redeem the revolutionary promise of our Declaration of Independence that every human being is created equal."

Forest Theme Song

Fortune Teller Theme Song

Fairy Theme Song

Fanfare 1

Fanfare 2

Fanfare 3

Frog's Theme

Funky's Fugue

Fire Field Theme Song

Forever Rachel

Fanatics Theme song

Fanfare Sound Effect

Fire Sound Effect

Flame Mammoth Stage

Fortuna Theme Song

Forest of Illusion Theme Song

Final Boss Theme

Fire Man's Stage

Fore!

"Fore!"

Field Goal is Good

Fumble

Finance issuances

"Today the treasury and the federal reserve are announcing a facility to finance issuances of non mortgage asset back paper in order to support lending to consumers and small businesses which is vital to our economy."

Frappe Snowland and Sherbet Land Theme Song

Final Zone Theme Song

Fiend's Path Theme Song

Final Take Off Theme Song

Fortress Theme Song

Fra-gee-lay

The Old Man: "Uh, 'Fra-gee-lay.' That must be Italian." Mrs. Parker: "I think that says 'fragile', honey." The Old Man: "Oh, yeah."

Fresh perspective

"This board will provide that fresh perspective to me and my administration. With an infusion of ideas from across the country and from all sectors of our economy."

Fresh thinking

"We're called to seek fresh thinking and bold new ideas from the leading minds across America."

Flawless Ensemble

"Flawless... ensemble."

Forgive Him

Fredda Clisham, Ann Arbor, MI

"We decided to focus on that period from 1930 to 39 or 40 during that Great Depression era because it seems now so timely."

flush

First job

"I was coaching at Rutgers University, that was my first job -- oh, that's wonderful and I was the freshman coach. That's when freshmen played on freshman teams. And I was so fired up about my first job."

Family is so important

"I talked about my family, my family's so important. People think I have courage. The courage in my family are my wife Pam, my three daughters, here, Nicole, Jamie, LeeAnn, my mom, who's right here too."

Fight my brains out

"I'd like to think I'm going to fight my brains out to be back here again next year for the Arthur Ashe recipient. I want to give it next year!"

Financial structure

"The key elements first of all it's based on what we think is a realistic although quite a bit more conservative view of the market that we traditionally use. And it's also comprehensive it considers the need to address operating issues as well as to address our financial structure."

Fuel efficient cars

"Our plan also includes producing high quality fuel efficient cars and trucks that people want to buy while supporting our countries energy security and environment sustainability goals."

Focused heavily on trucks

"It used to be we focused heavily on trucks and SUVs. Now we are shifting to a balanced product portfolio with even more focus on small cars and the advanced technologies that will drive higher fuel economy in all of vehicles."

Fully support Plaxico Burress

"Yeah I just want the whole city of New York make sure that they fully support Plaxico Burress, the New York Giants and Antonio Pierce. Make sure you don't just come to assumptions and read into things with all the sources that you're hearing and I quote that word sources."

Final Minute of Contest

Paul Page: "As we move toward the last minute of competition. Twelve minutes, their approaching the record now. Is Chestnut gonna break the world record as Kobayashi goes in front. Here comes Chestnut, Chestnut closes on him." Richard Shea: "Joey has broken his own record and Kobayashi is right there with him and...

Ford Pardons Nixon

"I Gerald R. Ford have granted a full free and absolute pardon unto Richard Nixon."

For Many Years I Was a Democrat

Sam Donaldson:"Mr. President, in talking about the continuing recession tonight, you have blamed mistakes in the past and you have blamed the Congress. Does any of the blame belong to you?" Ronald Reagan:"Yes because for many years I was a Democrat."

First atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima

"The world will note that the first atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima, a military base."

Fired from show tomorrow

Daughter: "Dad, you need to promise me you're not gonna get alcohol tonight." Dave: "What?" Daughter: "You need to promise me you're not going to get alcohol tonight." Dave: "What?" Daughter: "Okay?" Dave: "Huh?" Daughter: "Cause if you get alcohol tonight, you're fired from your show tomorrow."

Federal funding

"Mayor Giuliani believes in federal funding for abortion, he believes in sanctuary cities, he's for gun control."

Fool people

"Governor Romney you've been spending the last year trying to fool people about your record. I don't want you to start fooling them about mine."

Firebert

"The Cheat, I need you to find out…don't make me call you that, it's not a good commando name. Oh, all right. Firebert, I need you to find out what the crap Homestar Runner is up to at the stick in O-15 minutes."

Four Eyed Sting

"Prepare to feel the four-eyed sting of the Homestarmy."

For Good or For Awesome

"Hey Strong Bad, Help us come up with a name for our band. I was thinking about invisible robot fish or For Good or For Awesome."

Future is You Probably

"Remember, at Crazy Go Nuts University, the future is…you…probably."

Funny Voice

"This is my funny voice. This is my funny voice."

Fhwgwgags

"Look Fhwgwgags, can I just call you Fhwgwgags? Look Fhwgwgags…"

Field

"If you're so evil, how come you don't rule the world or at least some kinda field?"

Fangoriously

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster."

Fishing

"It may surprise you to here this, but I don't know anything about fishing, man."

Frampton

"Dear Strong Bad, Do you like making out because my boyfriend won't? Mostly because he's jealous of you. I've tried the whole Peter Frampton thing, but nothing seems to work. Please help me Strong Bad. Kissless in Santa Rosa."

Funky Bunch

"Taken by a whole bunch a girls that are way hotter than you baby. So sorry baby, tootsie pie, sugar bob, funky bunch. Anyways, they are all right here and they're climbing all over me."

Flippin'

"Uhh, not really man, I'm flippin' you off right now."

Faint of Butt

"I strongly urge that the faint of heart and the faint of butt to leave the room at this time."

Frat Party

"I think you guys should throw a 'Frat' party. And you could all come in baseball caps of the college that you go to. And khaki pants with tucked in t-shirts of the party that you threw last month. And at some point get the guy with kinda long hair to whip out his acoustic guitar and play some white blues."

Fatty McGee Short

Fireman Ray: "Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?" Fatty: "But I like the stairs!" Fireman Ray: "Why!?" Fatty: "They're fun!" Fireman Ray: "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!"

Frozen Banana

"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. But I said no, but I wanted a regular one, later. So, yeah."

Falcon

Flirting Turkey

Fringe Backed Fireeye

Foothill Yellowlegged Frog

Fire crackling 2

Forrest

Fire crackling 1

Find me on them internets

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FedEx him

"If we get the right packaging we could just FedEx him somewhere far away."

Familiar with negotiations

"Are you guys familiar with negotiations. Let me explain something very quickly. I don't think you were turned down last time because the $25 billion number was too low."

Few Laughs

"Get together have a few laughs."

First Memory of Abuse

Five good reason

Lucy Van Pelt: "I'll give you five good reasons. One, two, three, four, FIVE!" Linus Van Pelt: "Those are good reasons. Christmas is not only getting too commercial, it's getting too dangerous."

Fair Share

"All I want is what I... I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share."

Fantastic

Linus Van Pelt: "This really brings Christmas close to a person." Charlie Brown: "Fantastic."

Flatline Button

Faulty breaks

"You know the way Bill is. But you took him out for a spin anyway. It's like you had a truck with faulty breaks but you just didn't care."

Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi

"Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi."

For toys alone

King Moonraiser: "Come closer. What do you desire?" Rudolph: "Well, we're a couple of misfits from Christmastown, and now we wish to live here." King Moonraiser: "No that would not be possible. This island is for toys alone." Yukon Cornelius: "How do you like that? Even among misfits you're misfits."

Fantasy profits

"Most of the profits that people have in real estate are going to vanish just like the profits in the dot coms in 1999, 2000. It's a fantasy. People can't sell their house. The inventories are exploding all over the country."

Failure

Fixing these dolls' teeth

Head Elf: "Why weren't you at elf practice?" Hermey: "Just fixing these dolls' teeth." Head Elf: "Just fixing...? Now listen, we have dolls that cry, talk, walk, blink and run a temperature. We don't need any chewing dolls!"

Full power!

"Well lets be on our way. Okay Rudolph, full power!"

Find homes

"Rudolph I promise, as soon as this storm lets up I'll find homes for all those misfit toys."

Fastest deer I know

"Jingle, jingle, reindeer, through the frosty air they'll go. They are not just reindeer, they're the fastest deer I know."

First castle on the left

"Of course the number one citizens up here are the Claus', Santa and the Missus. They live right over there. First castle on the left. Matter of fact, the only castle on the left."

Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra

Deck the halls with bows of holly. Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Firebell - Classic

Firebell - Modern

Falling pitch

Felt hat put on

Fire fighter helmet put on

Fire fighters helmet take off

Frying pan hit

Farm Ambiance

F1 Monaco race

Farting in the bathroom

"Oh you farted!"

Fart-Poop-Splash

Forced wet fart

Fireplace wood burning lots of crackling

Fireplace, moving coals

Forest fire, trees falling

Forest fire, crackling rumble

Forest fire, crackling rumble some roar

Forest fire, rumble and crackle

Fire ball, short large burst of flame

Fire ball, medium burst of flame

Fire ball, impact and large fire burst rumble

Fire extinguisher, chemical extinguisher

Fire extinguisher, blasts at fire

Fire extinguisher, short blast

Fire extinguisher, medium blast

Fire truck, start in idle

Fire truck, start idle pull away

Fire truck pulls up

Fire truck pulls up with siren shut off

Fire truck, start pull away from rear with siren

Fire truck approaches

Fire truck ,sirens horn shut off

Fire truck, interior start

Fire truck, drive away in city

Fire truck, two trucks pass by

Fire truck pulls out into street

Fire truck, pass by siren

Fire truck, pull up head on siren air horn

Fire truck, slow pull up siren air horn

Fire truck approaches in city traffic

Fire truck, door cab door opening

Fire truck, door compartment opening

Fire truck, pumper priming

Fire truck, pump engaging

Fire truck, portable hydraulic pump supplying pressure

Fire truck, hose reel

Fire truck, hose pulling and connecting

Fire truck, hose spraying water

Fire truck, mask breathing apparatus

Fire truck, mask resuscitator

Fireworks, long string of firecrackers explosion

Fireworks, whistling screaming sizzling explosion

Fireworks, hissing shooting ends with large blast explosion

Flame thrower, short burst fire

Flame thrower, medium burst fire

Flame thrower, long burst fire

Flame thrower, short long burst runs down fire

Fox

Filling bath tub

Fast ticking

Fan

Finger snap

Female coughing

Female attack cry

Female evil laugh

Female groans