Daniel: Nah. Forget it. You ain't gonna believe me. Lara: Tell me. Daniel: Okay. When I was five, this fairy came into my room one night. Lara: Right.

Flanagan: Fucking black people, huh? Graham: What did you just say? Flanagan: I mean, I know all the sociological reasons why, per capita eight times more black men are incarcerated than white men... Schools are a disgrace, lack of opportunity, bias in the judicial system, all that stuff... But still... but stil...

First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement. So I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call guidelines than actual rules.

Mate of Jacks: From what I hear tell of Captain Barbossa, he's not a man to suffer fools, nor strike a bargain with one. Jack: Well, then i'd say it's a very good thing I'm not a fool, then, eh?

Fact is, you're looking at the source of the modern age, the microchip, lasers, spaceflight, cars, all reverse-engineered by studying him. NBE One. That's what we call it.

Feels good.

Fire it up, Optimus.

From the moment I met you... All those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again, I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you... I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart...

R2: Beeping... 3PO: For a mechanic, you seem to do an excessive amount of thinking.

Yoda: Fought well you have, my old Padawan. Count Dooku: This is just the beginning!

Fat Lady in Painting: Ah ah ah AH! Harry: Fortuna Major. Fat Lady in Painting: No. No. Wait! Ah ah ah AAAAAAAAAAAH! Oh, amazing! Just with my voice! Harry: Fortuna Major. Fat Lady in Painting: Yes, all right, all right. Go in. Harry: Thank you! Fat Lady in Painting: Plebs.

For in dreams, we enter a world that's entirely our own. Let them swim in the deepest ocean or glide over the highest cloud.

Father said I can keep the hippogriff's head. I think I'll donate it to the Gryffindors' common room.

Professor Lupin: Finally, the flesh reflects the madness within. Sirius Black: Well, you'd know all about the madness within, wouldn't you Remus?

First thing you wanna know about hippogriffs, is that they're very proud creatures. Very easily offended. You do not want to insult a hippogriff. It may be the last thing you ever do. Now, who'd like to come and say hello? Well done, Harry. Well done.

The tinsmith forgot to give me a heart.

Hermione: Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself. Lucius Malfoy: And you must be Miss Granger. Yes. Draco's told me all about you and your parents. Muggles, aren't they?

Lucius Malfoy: Mr. Potter! Lucius Malfoy. We meet at last. Forgive me, your scar is legend. As, of course, is the wizard who gave it to you. Harry: Voldemort killed my parents. He was nothing more than a murderer. Lucius Malfoy: You must be very brave to mention his name. Or very foolish. Hermione: Fear of a n...

Fucking hell.

Finite Incantato!

Harry: Come on. Ron: What? Harry: You heard what Hagrid said: "Follow the spiders." Ron: They're heading to the Dark Forest.

Follow the spiders. Follow the spiders! If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him!

Draco Malfoy: Father always said that Dumbledore was the worst thing that ever happened to this place. Harry: You're wrong! Draco Malfoy: What? You think there's someone here who's worse than Dumbledore? Well? Do you? Harry: ...Harry Potter? Draco Malfoy: Good one, Goyle. You're absolutely right.

Professor Moody: Alastor Moody. Ex-Auror, Ministry malcontent, and your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. I am here because Dumbledore asked me. End of story, goodbye, the end! Any questions? When it comes to the Dark Arts I believe in a practical approach. But first, which of you can tell me how many Unfor...

Cedric Diggory: For a moment there, I thought you were going to let it get me. Harry: For a moment there, so did I!

Cornelius Fudge: For God's sake, Dumbledore, what's happened? Harry: He's back. He's back. Voldemort's back. Cedric, he asked me to bring his body back. I couldn't leave him, not there. Dumbledore: It's all right, Harry. It's all right. He's home. You both are. Cornelius Fudge: Keep everybody in their seats. ...

For the time will soon come when Hobbits will shape the fortunes of all.

from "Walls Can Fall"

Gandalf: Frodo suspects something. Bilbo: Of course he does, he's a Baggins, not some blockheaded Bracegirdle from Hardbottle.

Gandalf: For sixty years, the Ring lay quiet in Bilbo's keeping, prolonging his life, delaying old age. But no longer, Frodo. Evil is stirring in Mordor. The Ring has awoken. It's heard its Master's call. Frodo: But he was destroyed. Sauron was destroyed. Gandalf: No, Frodo. The spirit of Sauron endured. His lif...

Pippen: Frodo. Merry, it's Frodo Baggins. Merry: Hello, Frodo. Sam: Get off him. Come on, Frodo.

Fool of a Took. Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity.

Fly, you fools.

Fischer's okay, unless he gets carsick.

Jeremy Grey: Feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I am drowning. John Beckwith: What? Jeremy Grey: What do you mean what?

Matthew Fox: F-O-X. Kathleen Kelly: That is amazing, you can spell "fox"! Can you spell Dog? Matthew Fox: F-O-X.

Grandpa: Fuck a lot of women, kid. I have no reason to lie to you. Not one woman. A lot of women. You heard what I said? Did it go in anywhere? Richard: Yeah, I think we get the point, Dad. Grandpa: Don't show me the pad. I don't want to see the fuckin' pad.

And you, young lady... A lady of decision. Full of confidence and spirit. Christmas spirit. Keep up the good work.

Full of confidence and spirit.

Found this on the seat of my sleigh. Better fix that hole in your pocket. Mr. C.

Fuck!

Kathleen Kelly: Fox? Your last name is Fox. Joe Fox: F-O-X.

Dwayne: You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. You know, school, then college, then work, fuck that. And fuck the air force academy. If I wanna fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest. Frank: I'm glad you're talking again, Dwayne. You're ...

Fight to the death!

It is difficult to associate these horrors with the proud civilizations that created them... Sparta, Rome, The Knights of Europe, The Samurai. They worship strength because it is strength that makes all other values possible. Nothing survives without it. Who knows what delicate wonders have died out of the world for...

Faked out again.

For some reason, I'm not entirely surprised.

You're a poet and didn't know it

Chun-Li: Fireball! (x3)

The Chipmunks

For 30 years, I had avoided that place, yet I found my way back there with hardly an upward glance.

For money, dude

From his letter, my mom thought the Ox was off his rocker. You know, smog in the noggin.

Feed on what you will. Rats, chickens--poodles. I'll leave you to it and watch you come around. But just remember, life without me would be even more unbearable.

For you, Louis. You can pretend it's wine.

Ren: "From the oldest of times, "people danced for a number of reasons. "They danced in prayer "or so that their crops would be plentiful "or so their hunt would be good. "And they danced to stay physically fit "and show their community spirit. And they danced to celebrate." And that-- That is the dancing that we're...

For you eternity in a box. Walled in a dungeon, your only company will be your screams. Perhaps it will take centuries.

Neal: First you delay me, then you bump me. What happens next? Del: Is this a coincidence or what?

Commander Malloy: Last chance, hotshot. Snake Plissken: For what? President: Freedom, sir. Snake Plissken: In America? That died a long time ago.

Funny, I guess destiny is not the path given to us...but the path we choose for ourselves.

Forgive us, Master. We have failed you.

Lee: Going back? Barney: Yeah. Lee: Fry and die. Barney: Fry and die. Let's do it.

Munroe: First of all, I don't feel comfortable talking business with a giant carrying a shotgun. Guard: Pretty boy wouldn't give it up.

Freeze, asshole!

Freeze, asshole! Foley, we should've known it was you.

Finally, a worthy opponent.

Geebros

Roger Murdock: Flight 209'er, you are cleared for take-off. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Victor Basta: Request vector, over. Captain Oveur: What? Tower voice: Flight 209'er cleared for vector...

Freeze! Everybody freeze! Nobody move! You, lock the doors. All of you, eat the floor! Now! Now! Get your ass down here now.

Fuck it. Let's go.

Axel: Whoever took that truck is here somewhere. Billy: How are we supposed to find them? Axel: Follow your dick...

Fuck Rambo.

Axel: Hey, man, you think we should use S.W.A.T.? Levine: Fuck S.W.A.T.

Fuck the Federal government. I want the man that killed Todd.

Derek: Now, look. About Paris... Susan: Oh, it's OK. It's fine! As long as we're together, Fresno is the most romantic city in the whole world.

Dr. Cockroach: Forgive him, but as you can see, he has no brain. B.O.B.: Turns out you don't need one. Totally overrated! As a matter of fact, I don't even... Oh! I forgot how to breathe! Don't know how to breathe! Help me, Dr. Cockroach! Help! Help! Dr. Cockroach: Suck in, B.O.B. B.O.B.: Thanks, Doc. You're a...

Dr. Cockroach: Gentlemen, I'm afraid we are not making a very good first impression. The Missing Link: At least I'm talking. First new monster in years, we couldn't get a wolf man or a mummy? Just somebody to play cards with.

Forget about the curve ball, Ricky. Give him the heater.

Finally, I can rebuild my civilization on a new planet.

Wow, look at you. I know what you're thinking. First day in prison, you want to take down the toughest guy in the yard. Well, I'd like to see you try.

You know... Cassandra... From this height, you could really hawk a lugie on someone.

First he screws me, then he screws you. It's dutch door action.

Garth and Wayne: Fishnet! Fishnet!

[responding to a man in the crowd yelling "get him in a straight jacket"] Put your mother in a straight jacket, you punk ass white boy! Come here and tell me that and I'll fuck you in the ass, you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I eat your asshole alive you bitch. Fuck you you ...

Iroh: You found the Avatar. Zuko: For a moment, I had my honor back. Uncle Iroh: Your destinies are tied, Zuko. That, you can be sure of.

For he so loved his country... he gave his only seditious child.

Forget it. I quit. I can't do this anymore. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks. I don't know what i'm doing. My dad just died, we just killed bambi. I'm getting my ass kicked. Every time I drive down the road, I want to jerk the wheel into a goddamn bridge abutment.

Tommy: Richard... Is this your coat? Richard: Don't do it. Tommy: Fat guy in a little coat fat guy in a little coat Richard: don't. Tommy: Fat guy in a little coat fat guy in a little coat Richard: Take it off, dick-head, I'm serious. Tommy: Richard, what's happening, uh-oh.

Stu: Where can they be? We gotta find them! Didi: Find what? Grandpa Lou: Einstein here lost the kids. Stu: I lost the kids? Grandpa Lou: See?

Rex: Mrs. Pickles, tell us how it feels to know you may never see your children again. Betty: Criminy! Can't you pit bulls show some compassion? Rex: I'm so sorry. Forgive me. Please tell us how it feels to know you may never see your children again?

Sandy: Frenchy, I don't feel very well. Rizzo: Don't worry about it, Sandy. If she screws up, she can always fix your hair so your ears don't show.

Gomez: Fester, all tribute to thee. Some called him inhumanly evil. Tully: No. Gomez: Only our parents. I called him brother.

Colonel Mustard: How many husbands have you had? Mrs. White: Mine or other women's? Colonel Mustard: Yours. Mrs. White: Five. Colonel Mustard: Five? Mrs. White: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable. Colonel Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider wi...

Mrs. Peacock: Oh, my God. Wadsworth: She's going to faint. Professor Plum: Somebody catch her! Wadsworth: I'll catch you. Fall into my arms. Sorry.

Frankly, scarlet, I don't give a damn.

Wally Cleaver: Hi, mom. Where's dad? He should be home now. June Cleaver: Well Wally, if I know your father, he's chasing beaver. Announcer: Father Loves Beaver.

Ghost of Christmas Past: Frank, you still spent the next 15 years of your life sittin' on your ass watchin' television. Frank: Check the records, chump. I did some stuff. I was a baseball player. One year I hit the home run that won the big game. Ghost of Christmas Past: That was the kid on the Courtship of Edd...

Tina: Frank! Merry Christmas! Frank in '68: Merry Christmas, Tina. Tina: You're not leaving are you? You want to get Chinese food? Frank: Oh wow. No. You're not suppose to eat that stuff. They found out that they're cutting up alley cats and using them for chop suey. It's areal bummer. Don't eat that stuff. ...

A massive search was conducted for Frank Morris, John and Clarence Anglin. Law enforcement agencies were certain they would find the bodies. They never did. Alcatraz was closed less than a year later.

Fuck you, fat asshole!

Four years? I'll do it in three.

Amanda Grayson: There's no need to be anxious. You'll do fine. Spock: I am hardly anxious, Mother. And "fine" has variable definitions. "Fine" is unacceptable.

Fascinating.

Fire everything!

Dewey Finn: Freddy, what do you like to do? Freddy: I dunno. Burn stuff?

Malone: Federal officers! Ness: Get your hands in the air! Nobody move! Malone: This is a raid!

Figure skating. Give it up, Jimmy. It's like a cruel bitch mother. She'll seduce you with chocolates and roses and then kick you to the side of the road like a dead raccoon. Forget it. I gotta go.

From here on out, you guys are a team. Do you understand? You are going to eat together, sleep together. You are going to pee together. You're gonna file a joint income tax return. Practice starts now. End of discussion.

Fugitives are driving a blue flatbed pickup truck! Two men! One's an Indian! Tall! 6'4", 200 pounds! The other one's Albert Ganz! They're armed and dangerous! God, we need help! Get it here quick!

Reggie: Fuckin' bastard. Jack: That I am.

For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows.

Frank: ...And you who came down here to get the hot story didn't you, pictures of me to sell your lousy newspapers. Ed: Ah Frank... Frank: Sure you think i'm a big hero. The man of the hour. Well, do any of you understand how a man can hurt inside? Ed: Frank, they're not here for you. Weird Al Yankovic is on the...

From this moment on, you will not drive, sit, do anything in that Jeep without a supervised driver present. And no cruising around with Dionne, all right? 2 permits do not equal a license. Do I make myself clear?

Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, dormez-vous, dormez-(ice cream splat noise)

ladies and gentlemen the flyers are going to win the stanley cup .. the flyers win the stanley cup .. the flyers win the stanley cup .. the flyers have won the stanley cup

Check it out, yo! How kick-ass is my new fighter plane of doom?

I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk.