Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. Has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100. Gary: 9/11 times 100? Jesus, that's-- Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100. Joe: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.

Fear not, Muslim friends. We're here to find terrorists. I'm clearing your minds of all anxiety.

Frank! Help! Whoa! Help!

Frank, if you're going to be blown to bits, I want to be here with you.

Frank: Jane, I promise you, if we ever come out of this alive, I'll never let my police work interfere with our love again. Ed: Frank. Frank. The bomb. Come on, Nordberg, let's go.

Ed: Frank, we missed you last night at the fondue party. Frank: Couldn't make it. Went to see the Village People. They are a stone gas, man. Ed: All right, I can dig it.

Dena: Get me my ice mask. Larry: Forget your ice mask. We're going to be so rich you can hire an Eskimo to sit on your face.

Find out where the police are taking him. Send some bubbly with an ice bucket and a card. Say, "tough break. Get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles. Yours, Z."

Freeze and nobody gets hurt! Aah! Well, from now on.

Chris: Fuck him! We don't need an actor. We can take out the Derka Derkastanis the old-fashioned way. Spottswoode: No. It would be a suicide mission. Joe: That's all right. I feel a little bit like dying.

Fascinating! Semmi, look at this! America is great indeed. Imagine a country so free, one can throw glass on the streets!

Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you! Who's next?

Freeze, you diseased rhinoceros' pizzle.

Scotty: Finding retirement a little lonely, are we? Kirk: You know, I'm glad you're an engineer. With tact like that, you'd make a lousy psychiatrist.

Bar

For 34 years I've endeavored to become more human, to grow beyond my original programming.

Feed me, if you dare.

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

Four times... it means something, David.

Forgive me. I'm blowing your mind.

Prince Charming: And you, Frumpypigskin! - Rumpelstiltskin: Rumpelstiltskin. Prince Charming: Where's that firstborn you were promised, eh?

Five years out there dealing with unknowns like this.

Confession Booth #2: Forgive me, father. I've sinned. I--i slept with a woman, and, uh-- Butt-head: really? Uh, huh huh. Was she naked? Confession Booth #2: Well, yes, father. Please forgive me. Butt-Head: Cool! Uh, huh huh. Could you, like, see her boobs? Uh, huh huh huh.

Sue: He's probably marching right now for the Gay Nazis or something. Dundee: Sounds like a prize ratbag.

For washing your backside, right?

Flat out like a lizard drinking.

From those positions, they could devastate the entire surface of the planet.

Friendship and money... Oil and water.

Finding your weakness is only a matter of time.

The Borg Queen: You are in chaos, Data. You are the contradiction. A machine who wishes to be human. Data: Since you seem to know so much about me, you must be aware that I am programmed to evolve, to better myself. The Borg Queen: We, too, are on a quest to better ourselves. Evolving toward a state of perfection...

Fall in! I said fall in, you slimy worms!

Far fucking out!

Flyin' low and feelin' mean! Spot a family by the stream! Pickle a pair and hear 'em scream! Cos napalm sticks to kids!

Picard: I've accessed a Borg neuro-processor, and I've discovered what they're trying to do. They're transforming the deflector dish into an interplexing beacon. Hawk: Interplexing? Picard: It's a subspace transmitter. If they activate the beacon, they'll be able to establish a link with the Borg living in this ...

Family of gooks are sittin' in a ditch! Little baby suckin' on his mama's tit! Chemical firms don't give a shit! That napalm sticks to kids!

Hrothgar: Fight me! Fight me! Fight me. You fight me, damn you. Grendel: ... Nay.

Fucking vodka, man!

Wiglaf: Hondshew, make me feel you're pretending to listen to me. It's only been five days since you waved your wife goodbye. Hondshew: Five days? In the name of Odin! No wonder my loins are burning!

James T. Kirk: This is Admiral Kirk. We tried it once your way, Khan, are you game for a rematch? Khan, I'm laughing at the "superior intellect." Khan Noonien Singh: Full impulse power! Joachim: No, sir! You have Genesis! You can have whatever... Khan Noonien Singh: Full power! Damn you!

No... No, you can't get away. From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake... I spit my last breath... At thee.

Got a girlfriend of mine, she's such a good Catholic, Father, she tells me she loves the taste of communion wafers.

Freeze, you chili chokin' pepper belly.

First time I ever let a known rapist in my apartment.

Fu-u-uck me, Alex! Her boyfriend's name was Alex. Fu-u-uck me-e-e-e! Fuck me, Alex! Fuck me, Alex! Fuck me, Alex!

Robbie: Baseball season's over. Ray: Five minutes. It's not gonna kill you.

From the moment the invaders arrived, breathed our air, ate and drank, they were doomed. They were undone, destroyed, after all of man's weapons and devices had failed, by the tiniest creatures that God, in His wisdom, put upon this Earth. By the toll of a billion deaths, man had earned his immunity, his right to su...

Khan Noonien Singh: First things first, Captain. Kill Admiral Kirk. Clark Terrell: Sir, it is difficult. I... I try to obey, but-- Khan Noonien Singh: Kill him. Clark Terrell: I... Khan Noonien Singh: Kill him, Terrell, now! McCoy: God sakes!

Fine. If the government's paying, I want a pool and a hot tub! And I'm gonna skinny-dip and you can't say shit about it!

Fellow's got to think about himself once in a while, baby sister.

First frat party's the game changer. Boys, we're hunting in the wild now. So, get your game faces on.

Fuel-injected. The roar of the engine, it just tickles me.

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.

Ambassador Sarek: Forgive me. It is not here. I had assumed he mind-melded with you. It is the Vulcan way when the body's end is near. James T. Kirk: We were separated. He couldn't touch me. Ambassador Sarek: I see.

"For now we see but through a glass darkly."

First time I saw Data, he was leaning against a tree in the holodeck trying to whistle. Funniest thing I ever saw. No matter what he did, he couldn't get the tune right. What was that song? Can't remember the song.

Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!

Follow us to the pillars. We'll take you to Optimus.

For a liberal pacifist, you've got some sense of vengeance.

Sanitarium Administrator: Now, now for god's sake, he can't drive a car! Dr. Loomis: He was doing very well last night! Maybe someone around here gave him lessons.

You see... fate caught up with several lives here.

Fuck you!

Shaft: Fuck with the bull... Desk Sergeant: ...and you get the horns!

Shaft: Fuck that job. Fuck the badge. I'll get that silver spoon motherfucker and I'm gonna get him my own way. No lawyers, no politics, no rules, no regulations. Uncle J.: No pension.

Stick to what I know? Stick to what I know? Fuck you, motherfucker. I'm a star. I am the boss.

Freeze, mo-fo, 'fore I bust a cap in your dome!

Shaft: You're still a motherfuckin' fucking cracker. You know that right? Luger: Fuck you, too, cornbread.

Fucker, you got my house fucked up!

For a moment... I thought you might actually do it.

Still, every culture in existence shares this common dream of a place from which creation sprang. For us, that place will soon be a reality.

Kirk: Damn it, Spock! Goddamn it! Spock: Captain, what I have done... Kirk: What you have done is betray every man on this ship. Spock: Worse. I have betrayed you. I do not expect you to forgive me. Kirk: Forgive you? I ought to knock you on your goddamn ass! Spock: If you think it would help. McCoy: You...

Bob: First I rip your clothes off... Lynda: Don't rip, my blouse is expensive, idiot. Bob: Then you rip my clothes off...

Five years since our last championship. Five years.

Big Tony: "Foot...ball tree...outs." What the hell is a "tree-out"? Brucie: "Tryout," ya half a meatball.

Paul Crewe: Here's to, uh... the first friend I've had in I don't know how long. Switowski: Hey, I thought I was your friend, Paul. Paul Crewe: You are, Switowski. Just finish your coloring book and go back to sleep. Okay.

Further communications may not be possible.

Fredo... You're nothing to me now. You're not a brother. You're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels. I don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance so I won't be there. You understand?

For a second there, I thought someone was gonna be reading our "eugoogoly."

Mugatu: Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte? Todd: My mistake, Jacobim.

For serious.

Derek: I think I'm getting the black lung, pop. It's not very well ventilated down there. Larry: For Christ's sake, Derek, you've been down there one day. Talk to me in 30 years.

For Christ's sake, it's a casserole, Sheila! It'll stay!

MacGyver: First problem, though, is to get me inside. Have you got any ideas on that? Colson: The only way to get down to the first level right now is through the elevator. We can't even open the doors up here. The whole shaft is protected by laser.

For justice, we must go to Don Corleone.

Fredo! Fredo!

Bud: Fine. Forget it. Sissy: Fine. Forget it.

(whistling "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow")

T: Let's go downtown, buy a bunch of new stuff. Kate: Mm. We don't have any money. T: Well, I raided Tara's wallet. We're fully laminated, baby!

Serpico: This is the first position. From this position, I can do anything. You want to see? Barto: Sure. Serpico: Here we go. Toot! Toot!

Tom: Frank. Hey, Frank, Rudy's on. He's good people. Frank: Stay the fuck outta this!

Frank... It's narcotics. You be careful. It's very easy to, uh, get hurt... And to, uh... to be set up.

Francesco, you love me? I always had a thing for you, Sid.

Fifty-four degrees on a slightly overcast day. Weatherman said rain. If you could get paid that kind of money for being wrong 60 percent of the time, it'd beat working.

Judge Smails: Say, Fred, have you heard the latest one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven? Bishop: Yeah, that's a doozy!

Freeze, gopher!

From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars, "I am man.", our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our own mortality. But tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself. Tonight, we shall ascend into the...

Inspector Kemp: We had better confirm the fact... That young frankenstein is indeed... Following in his grandfather's "footschtops"! All: What? Inspector Kemp: Following in his grandfather's footschtops, footschtops! All: Oh! Oh! Footsteps!

"Fire walk with me."

For a little sponge cake und a little wine! Und shit!

Col. Phillips: Faith, huh? Agent Carter: You're late. Captain America: Couldn't call my ride.

Fixed the newel post!

findwell is a residential real estate company in Seattle, WA

Fifty mill, signed his name. Didn't even... Didn't even... Okay, a little help. Okay, heavy! Heavy! Come on!

Chino: No! No! Karen: Come on. Adele: And then that's it. Chino: Fake legs. Adele: Mmm. Chino: Fake legs? How you gonna... Ay! Cono. Karen: Thanks, Adele. Chino: How do they twinkle their toes, then, if it's fake, Mira?

I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're a senior. Now fry like bacon, you little freshmen piggies! Fry! Fry!

Fuck me gently with a chain saw.

Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing to offer this school but date rapes and AIDs jokes.

Fuck you! Ah! Shit!

Lt. Hauk: First of all, don't make fun of the weather here, and don't say that the weather is the same all the time here, because it's not. In fact, it's 2 degrees cooler today than yesterday. Cronauer: 2 degrees cooler? Me without my muff.

Formaldehyde. We put in just a touch of formaldehyde for flavor. Some people get sick, yeah. So if you have to be rushed to a hospital, then when you return, I give you a free salad.

Former Vice President Richard Nixon's in town. That's right, the big Dick is here. Get ready. I think there's an incredible coincidence here. I think he sounds exactly like Mr. Ed. You be the judge "I tell you this." Now listen "Wilbur, come in the room." An incredible coincidence.

From a marine in Da Nang "Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls." I have no idea what that means, sir, but it seems very negative to me.

Former President Eisenhower, actually, cartoon character Elmer Fudd - He was quoted as saying, "Thank you, America. It was fun being Pwesident."

For god's sake, how do you stop it?

Lt. Steven Hauk: Furthermore, you are to stick to playing normal modes of music, not wild stuff. Those we would find acceptable here would include Lawrence Welk, Jim Nabors, Mantovani. Adrian Cronauer: Percy Faith. Lt. Steven Hauk: Percy Faith. Good! Andy Williams, Perry Como and certain ballads by Mr. Frank Sin...

All I'm asking for is 90 seconds of your life, Johnny. That's it. See, it's basic dog psychology. If you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit. Yet if you project weakness, you draw aggression. That's how people get hurt. You see... Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fe...

Then my parents figured I'd go to law school... So I did. Football scholarship...

Fuck you!

Dale: ...When I go visit her in high school, and the all the guys she goes to school with are, like, strong and handsome and really funny. Like, do good impressions of Jeff Goldblum, and shit like that. And, like, I just feel like a fat, dumb, fucking stinky ass turd when I'm there. Saul: What? Dale: It really.....

Fuck the police!

Fatty who likes beer and golf. Jeez, Mary, where you gonna find a gem like that?

Fuck kindred spirits.

Franks and beans! Frank and beans!

Tracy: Fuck you, Norm. Norm: I like it when you talk dirty to me, man.

Fuck it. Oh. Geez. Oh, god. Where is everybody?

Fuckin' blew his body all over the place. And he's layin' there. He's fuckin' screamin'. There's pieces of him all over me. Just... Like this.

Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns.

First come, first staked.

FBI! Freeze, sucker!

Students: Frank The Tank! Frank The Tank! Frank The Tank! Frank: Whoo! You know it! You know it!

Forget Maui.

You may think of evolution as an upward process. Things evolve from primeval slime... up to single-cell organisms... up to... intelligent life. De-evolution, of course, works the opposite way. Back to simpler forms. For instance, even our musical friend, Toad, can become... a loyal child of the royal family. Goombas...

Chief Priest: That cannot be your only reason for going, or you will fail! Liu Kang: Oh, yes. I forgot. We're fighting for the fate of the world!

First you want to make love, and then you don't.

Forget holding her hand. Picture the damage he could do other places.

Richard Castle: "Flowers for Your Grave." Kate Beckett: And this is how we found Marvin Fisk, right out of "Hell Hath No Fury." Richard Castle: Looks like I have a fan. Kate Beckett: Yeah, a really deranged fan. Richard Castle: Oh, you don't look deranged to me. Kate Beckett: What? Richard Castle: "Hell ...

From this moment on, my island will be your battleground.

You deserve to die, boy. Of course, I could give you something I don't have-- a choice. Forget about me, Charley. Forget about me, and I'll forget about you. What do you say, Charley?

Fool.

Mall Santa: You want a Turbo Man for Christmas? Howard: Forget it. I'm not going to sit on your lap. Mall Santa: Hey Chief, that's not my bag. Get it?

Louis Creed: Fuck off, hairball.

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"You're big-shot friend better come up with something soon. I didn't come to the United States to break my bleeping back."

Family Matters Segment 1 From 12-9-11

Family Matters Segment 2 From 12-9-11

For weeks, I had been scheming to get my mitts on one of these fearsome blue-steel beauties.

Filthy son of a bitch!

Gage Creed: First I played with Jud. Then Mommy came, and I played with Mommy. We played, Daddy. We had an awful good time. Now I want to play with you. Louis Creed: What did you do? Gage Creed: (GAGE GIGGLING) Louis Creed: (SHOUTING) What did you do?

Ohhh... Fffudge.

Ralphie: From then on, things were different between me and my mother.

Fire truck! Oh, boy, that's mine! Rrrrrr!

For the kids.

Marv: Did they come back? Harry: From Paris?

First prize? Oh, well. This commercial dog is not going to ruin my Christmas.

Denver: Flip the tube.

Brad: Feel comfortable to talk to me about anything you want to talk about. Unless there's, like, a playoff game. We can find an appropriate time. I'm kidding. Kind of.

First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut munching, barrel assed, pud pulling sissies leaked this to the press. That's just what we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these boys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me squash the rumors now. These two are not heroes. Th...

Freeze, you fuckin' Irish faggots!

Connor: Fuck me! Murphy: Oh. The hits just keep on coming! Connor: Ow! Give it a smell! Murphy: I love our new job.

Rocco: Fuck it! There's so much shit that pisses me off! You guys should recruit, 'cause I'm sick and fucking tired of walking down the street, waiting for one of these crack piping, ass wiping, motherless lowlifes to get me! Murphy: Hallelujah, Jaffar. Rocco: So, like, you're not just talking about mob guys, r...

Final Exam, Question 48

Ed: Forget it, Jerry. No invitation. You can't get in. Oh, shit. Jerry: Abandoned. I thought you did your homework.

Fucking eBay!

Doc: You know, for that line of work I thought you'd be bigger. Dalton: Gee, I've never heard that before.

Oh, fabulous, fabulous. Of course, I'm a little tired... From running for ten hundred fuckin' miles because there was no fuckin' car waiting for me!

For Connie and Raymond Marble, it was the beginning of the end.

Fuckin' chickens! These fuckin' things hurt!

Miss Edie, as long as there are chicken layin' and truck drivin' and my feet walkin', you can be sure that I will bring you the finest of the fine.

Far out.

Freezing my nubs off out here, and you want me to get into a Santa costume.

Kill everyone now. Condone first-degree murder. Advocate cannibalism, eat shit. Filth are my politics. Filth is my life.

Fuckin' "a," man.