Ben: "We all want the same thing." Hurley: "What's that?" Ben: "To go back to the island."

Ben: "So what happens if I can't get them all to come back." Ms. Hawking: "Then god help us all."

Hurley: "Sayid knows, he can explain." Hurley's Dad: "Sayid ain't explaining nothing. We need to get hi to the hospital."

Ben: "Hello Hugo." Hurley: "Ah! Get away from me. Get away!"

"We're all going to be dead by sundown."

"Good deal, boss!"

"Doc! You think that's a good idea?!"

Doug: "Those big cons are gonna love you, eh?" Bob: "what do you mean?" Doug: "You're a cute little guy! They're gonna be lovin you from dusk til dawn." Guard: "Turn" Bob: "Where are you gonna be?" Doug: "I'll be in the cafeteria selling smokes."

Bob: "You okay, hoser?" Doug: "I am your father Luke! Give in to the dark side of the force, you nob!" Bob: "He saw Jedi 17 times, eh?"

"GEEZ! I GOTTA TAKE A LEAK SO BAD I CAN TASTE IT!"

"Fuck you, gutterslut."

"You will go with the crew. The officers and I will submerge beneath you, and scuttle the ship."

"Look, it's a guy thing, all right?"

Bond: "The subject under surveillance is occupying room 602. I'll buy you dinner tonight, Goodnight, but first I have a little official business to attend to." Goodnight: "Yes, I saw the official business." Bond: "Goodnight…would I do that to you after 2 years?" Goodnight: "YES, JAMES YOU BLOODY WELL WOULD!"

"Good night, sir!"

"You pointy heads has no more idea of traffic control, than a gooney bird!!"

"Please get out of my Van Halen T-Shirt before you jinx the band and they break up."

"Games. Here's some games. Games that don't wanna get out. Ya see, more games. Games, they vegetize ya. Ya see. If you play the games, you're voluntarily taking a tranquilizer."

Lloyd: "I bet you 20 bucks I can get ya gambling before the end of the day." Harry: "No way." Lloyd: "I'll give you 3 to 1 odds..." Harry: "Nope." Lloyd: "5 to 1?" Harry: "Nope." Lloyd: "10 to 1?" Harry: "Your On!" [Laughing] Lloyd: "I'm gonna get ya! I don't know how, but I'm gonna get ya!" Harry: "Uh uhh..."

"At last... the Gathering!"

"Sure getting grumpy since you found out you're gonna be a grandpa!"

Harry Doyle: "If that's not Shaquille O'Neal in left, that baby's out of here!" Johnny: "YOU ROTTEN MOBS! YOU OVERPAID WEENIES! MILD THING! YOU MAKE MY BUTT STING! I DETEST YOU! YOU'RE ALL GARBAGE! ALL OF YOU! BACK UP THE TRUCK! BACK IT UP!"

"I learned the hard way that guns and sweat pants do not mix."

"Right? Well you get back to me on that."

"Well Genius."

"You really the number one draft pick Grimus."

"Great to meet you. 1-2-thrills."

"You ready to give us a name Gizmo?"

"Who were you talking to up there Genghis."

"Goodbye."

"Date, I said we should date sometime. You know, socially. Go out and kick it."

"Globo-Gym is a beacon of human physical perfection."

"Your life and your gal are going to be mine."

"Now get mad and start talking."

(Sound of Merlin being created). "He's magnificent! Now I have to give him life."

Indy: "Gimme the whip." 1st Assistant: "Throw me the idol. No time to argue throw me the idol, I throw you the whip." (Indy throws him the idol) Indy: "Gimme the whip." 1st Assistant: "Adios Senior."

"Good shit, huh? Dozer makes it. It's good for two things, degreasin' engines and killin' brain cells."

"Get up, Trinity. Just get up. GET UP!"

"The stock market leapt to new heights with Stone Alexander's proposal to create a unified global currency. He followed his announcement, by offering to donate his latest desalinization plants to struggling nations that would need help with jumpstarting their economies."

"Goodbye my friend. I'll take it from here."

TV Reporter #1: "In Jerusalem, crowds of curious onlookers have been gathering around two unidentified men, who are claiming to be prophets sent from God to warn the world of it's coming end." TV Reporter #2: "Back at the Vatican, however, Gillan Lane announcing the formation of the United World Religious Council, ...

"Man he's pushin' the outside of the envelope. He must be goin' for a record."

"Groovy."

"I'm bad Ash and you're good Ash. You're a goody little two-shoes. You're good little two-shoes, good little two-shoes…hahaha. Good…bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

"I'm gonna get you Austin Powers."

"Groovy baby…Yeah!"

"Grr baby, very Grr."

"Good teacher, he really seems to care…about what I have no idea."

Captain Ron: "Hey! Get your hands off that!" Benjamin: "I was just moving it. I wasn't going to drink it." Captain Ron: "You bet your little booty you wasn't. You want a beer, you get your own beer."

"What I wouldn't give for some action."

"How are you feeling on this glorious day?"

"Greetings and salutations!"

Martin: "Looking at you and having memories of us, I'm wondering how did it go on, how did it all slip away?" Karen: "Well it didn't slip away Martin, you did when you went off with Nicki at my birthday party." Martin: "Yea, that was a good party."

"I think I liked you better before you were getting' any!"

John: "You and that beautiful lady?" Max: "I am the thief of hearts…I am the gangster of love!" John: "Gangster, huh? Well tell me, was it more of a hold up than a stick up?"

Ariel: "Gay or straight?" John: "Huh?" Ariel: "Heterosexual or Homosexual?" John: "Geez Louise!" Ariel: "Well, it's a perfectly legitimate question!" John: "Well maybe in California, but here in Minnesota…Who-ho-ho-ho!"

"Hey you two! Get your asses in here!"

"The green hornet's caught more fish than you've lied about, Gustafson!"

(Tommy gurgles)

"Ahhh. Lovely golden palaces, completely full of riches. I'll rip em off and rob em blind, those dirty sons of bitches!"

Sam: "My love, are you alright?" Rebecca: "Go away!" Sam: "Right."

Droz: "Now, it's true....the majority of students today are so cravenly P.C. that they wouldn't know a good time if it were sitting on their face, BUT, there is one thing that will always unite us and them! They're young! They may not realize it yet! They've got the same raging hormones, the same self-destructive de...

Angry Bosses: "Hyundai! Hyundai!" Announcer: "Win one little award and suddenly everyone gets your name right."

"You know, this is getting kind of fun."

"This gold microphone."

"With gold at an all time high, now is the time to send your unwanted gold for cash like these gold cufflinks."

"My gold giraffe."

"Goodbye old friend."

"My gold hip replacement."

"My gold sledge hammer baby."

Man calls 911 after Burger King runs out of lemonade ... funny

"I can get cash for this gold medallion of me wearing a gold medallion."

"Go Daddy! Go, go Daddy!"

"Honey, I just got a great deal at a 4-star hotel at Priceline."

Usama's Dad: "You're fired." Usama: "Look, man, do we have to get into this right now."

"Now get me a snow cone."

"I'm going to get you out of here."

"Get down here!"

"Good luck."

"Go! Go!"

"Ew! Ew! Get away!"

"Give daddy a kiss."

Zed: "Let us chose who gets to stone us. That guy." Man: "This is a kid." Zed: "The kid has got an arm." Oh: "Ugh, there's two of us."

"Fetch and I'll give you a treat. Come here. Good boy. Here's your treat."

Man: "Hey Lawny, what's with the chimps." Lawny: "They're grease monkeys." Man: "I love them." Lawny: "Yeah."

"You are pukes, you're the lowest form of life on Earth, your not even human fucking being. You are nothing but unorganized grab assing pieces of amphibian shit"

"Ghostbusters. What do you want?"

President Skroob/Yogurt: "Helmet! What's going on?" Dark Helmet: "Sanderz! What's going on?" Colonel Sandurz: "It's megamaid. She's gone from suck to blow." Scroob: "What? They're getting all of their air back. Do something." Dark Helmet: "Do something!" Sanderz: "DO SOMETHING!"

Christof: "You can't leave, Truman. You belong here with me."Lauren: "You can do it." Christof: "Talk to me. Say something. Well say something, goddamn it, your on television! Your live to the whole world!" Truman: "In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night."

"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too ha ha ha ha."

We better get some insurance against the director.

Gettin weird on me man - stay over there. Fist kiss? Disgusting!

"It's what gets you up at 6 a.m. when no one else is awake because you want to be better than anyone else out there."

"Give it your all and never give up."

"I'm willing to pull every muscle in my body to get the job done."

"Going to the gym, I sweat, I feel pain. Getting hit by a truck, ending up in a wheel chair, going back and doing the Iron Man 3 times."

"I don't know whether or not I'll get a redo basically what I hear he's a busy guy at this point. Just very surreal, very humbling experience to be a part of that."

"My thoughts on how the game played out it played exactly how it was supposed to."

Romeo: “So the idea is that they’re holding you at the airport because somebody had some illegal substances or fluids with them. And your mom or dad has to actually come pick you up from the airport.” Matt’s Mom: “Hello.” Travi: “Mrs. McGinley. Hey it’s Travi.” Matt’s Mom: “Hey Travis.” Travi: “How are you?” Matt’s ...

"I said we're going in the Hudson."

"Give us a call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. If you want the best you got the best."

"She's gonna get your ass whooped."

"It was such a loosey-goosey era. I'm guilty for a lot of things. I'm guilty for being negligent, naive, not asking all the right questions."

Mike Dexter: "Guys, we'll be in college soon. You know who's going to be in college, right?" Jake: "Girls who used to be in high school."

"Go back to your playpen, baby."

"Groundhog Day!"

"God, son, what the hell are you doing?"

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…good form."

Tyson: "Go mofo!" Marcee: "Uh-huh. Come here, come here. Why don't you be the first man in your family not tuse use that word, then we'll let you live."

"Girls your age don't do things like that. Do you need an explanation?"

"Good riddance to bad rubbish."

"Get busy living…or get busy dying. That's goddamn right."

"Oh good!"

"Let's get him off the fucking set."

Colbert: "Get off my set!" Steve: "Go?" Colbert: "Get out!" Steve: "Leave?" Colbert: "Go!" Steve: "Now?" Colbert: "Yes!" Steve: "Okay."

Surfer: "Will you go surfing with me?" Jeremy: "I'm not going to be forced to do anything." Surfer: "I'll get you out there." Surfer: "I'll get you out there."

"Grr!"

"I feel very confident and brave now. I think I stood up for my fears this time. I was afraid of getting stung by something."

Gird your loins!

"Give me a smile baby, why angry face?"

"Good to see you again old friend."

"We wait here for you Maximus. Strength and Honor!"

"Give you a lift?"

"Get me the President on the phone, we're surrendering our position in Cuba."

"I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom."

"It's the ghost light!"

"Get back, you oil-thirsty parasites!"

"Git-R-done!"

"Punch me, Guido. Punch me in the face. This is the most glorious day of my life."

"Oh shit not again, gotta finish."

"Oh, come on, ladies. God wouldn't have given you maracas if He didn't want you to shake 'em."

"You know I finally met a girl like my mother. Dresses like her. Acts like her. So I brought her home, and my father doesn't like her!"

"We'll end the season with the pachenga. Great idea."

"I see someone in front of me who got his partner in trouble and sent her off to some butcher while he moved onto some innocent young girl like my daughter."

"From the time they are little kids, Germans are raised to be excellent beer drinkers."

Doctor - with Trashy Guy: "Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to jump a Jet Ski from a lake into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate. But thanks to recent advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinski and Altschuler, Clevon should regain full reproductive function." Cl...

Joe Baures: "Why me? Every time Metsler says' 'Lead, follow, or get out of the way,' I get out of the way." Sgt. Keller: "Yeah, when he says that, you're not supposed to choose 'get out of the way'. It's supposed to embarrass you into leading or at least following." Joe: "That doesn't embarrass me."

"Oh, yeah. That's-- Go away, 'batin'!"

Joe: "You gotta understand that Upgrayedd's been dead for a long time now." Rita: "Yeah, man, but you said there was a time machine, right?" Joe: "Yeah, there's a time machine now that can take us back to the past, but there was no time machine back then, so--" Rita: "Upgrayedd don't care where the time machine is. ...

"Good will toward men."

"Get off my back, huh?"

Jamal: "I'm trying man. I just can't seem to get past the first 10 pages." Forrester: "As I recall it took me a while to get past those pages myself."

"Can somebody tell me what kind of world we live where a man dressed up as a bat gets all my press? This town needs an enima!"

"I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman."

"GET OFF MY PLANE!"

"Now be a good little bowwow and fetch me my horn!"

"Of course it's couldn't be Gabriel's flute or Gabriel's kazoo...nooo."

"Guardian angels move in mysterious ways."

"Cmon Baby, give it to me, yes, yes. NO! NO!"

Andrew Martin: "Good night sweetheart." Little Miss: "Good night Andrew."

"You dudes get lost now, you hear?"

"Come and get me."

"Darling, nothing is final until your dead. Even then, I'm sure God negotiates."

“I have but one claw, but beware!”

Indio: "Where are you going?" Man With No Name: "Well, if there's gonna be any shooting...I gotta get my rest."

Mortimer: "Boy, I've reached almost 50 years of age with my system. Not many men last long in these parts. How long do you expect to last?" Manco: "Much longer than that. When I get my hands on Indio and that $10,000 dollars, I'm gonna buy myself a little place, possibly retire." Mortimer: "Yeah, well I don't believ...

Voice: “And don't forget your takeoff mantra. What are the words you chant softly in your head?” Kate: “We're going down, we're going down, we're going down, we're going down!” Voice: “Kaaa-ate!”

"Why? Out of all the god forsaken shitholes in Mexico, do we have to meet here?"

"Get your dick back in here!"

"Great balls of fire - hic - it's Rhett."

"Goooooooooooooooooooood morning Vietnam."

“Go, Ah say go away, boy, you bother me!”

Captain Miller: "Jackson, if we can I'd like to get you up in that bell tower." Private Jackson:"Yes Sir." Captain Miller: "Give ya a little company if ya need it." Private Jackson: "Yes sir some company couldn't hurt, I'd say a 30 with about 1000 rounds would be okay."

"Well it seems to me, sir, that God gave me a special gift, made me a fine instrument of warfare."

"Get out of here now!"

Alan Gray: "Do you want to go to the movies with me tonight." Character 1: "Alan get real." Alan: "I am."

Howard: “Great! So instead of 11 million dollars on the loose, we're gonna have 22?” Ben: “And plus we are needing gas money!”

Canadian Film Minister: "The United States has graphic violence on television all the time! We can't believe that a movie with some foul language would piss you off so much!" Stan's Mom: "BECAUSE IT'S EVIL!!" Canadian Film Minister: "CAN I FINISH?! PLEASE, CAN I FINISH? Ok, I'm finished."

"Hey, you better get packing bitch! We have to go! We're running out of time!"

Dave: You and a...who else is in it what’s her name, the beautiful, lovely…” Joaquin: “Mmm.” Dave: “Gwyneth Paltrow.” Joaquin: “Oh yeah Gwyneth Paltrow."

Dave: “Why is that?” Joaquin: “I don’t know.” Dave: “So you have given it some thought.”

Jack: "Look, my driver just pulled up, that's a sign. God wants us to leave here, get a good meal and go to town on each other." Elisa: "How dare you say something like that so close to the statue of Santa Lucia."

The bankers want to tell us go get the American dream, be a homeowner. That's what my Dad told me my whole life. Cynthia, you need the American Dream.

"She had the gift of magic."

"Baby, I'm standing at the great abyss of love, and.. and I'm TEETERIN'!"

“No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.”

Steve Everett: "I got all the personal crap right here in this book!" Bob Findley: "Good." Steve Everett: "There. He believes in God. He thinks he's gonna go to heaven. He's happier than a pig in shit! He's glad their juicing him today. Go ahead write up your god damn side-bar!" Bob Findley: "That's not the point, o...

“It's what we call a global killer. The end of mankind. Doesn't matter where it hits, nothing would survive, not even bacteria.”

"You get the pole out of your kiester, we're gonna get along just fine."

General: “And what happens if they do become hostile?” President Whitmore: “Then God help us.”

“Oh my God! Ohmygod I gotta call my brother! I better call my housekeeper! I gotta call my lawyer! (pause) Ahh, forget my lawyer!”

“I have got to get me one of these!”

“Oh goodie!”

Riggs: "What's wrong with you? I said go on three, not two! Nobody goes on two!", Murtaugh: "Yeah, three! Three!", Riggs: "Three! It's always three!", Lorna: "Boys! Boys! What are we doing here, losing our heads in a crisis?

"He thought that the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived!"

Archie: "How come a girl as bright as you could have a brother who's so…" Otto: "Don't call me stupid!" (screams)

Spaniard: "You always been gutlees?" Maverick: "Yeah, I think so. Well, for as long as I can remember at any rate."

"All right everybody, get your heads down or you're gonna lose 'em!"

"You know, the next time you people come to drive us off our land I'm gonna find a nice piece of swampland that's so God-awful maybe then you'll leave us the hell alone!"

Maverick: "You gonna miss me?" Annabelle: "Are you gonna miss me?" Maverick: "You ARE gonna miss me!"

"You get a series four de-atomizer, I get a little midget cricket?"