Odysseus: "We need you back. Greece needs you.", Achilles: "Greece got along fine before I was born. And Greece will be Greece long after I am dead."

And I'm not gonna dance around it, she looks like a good fucker and so do you.

"Gangsters."

"So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghost Busters lunchbox that I had."

"And then we're gonna get our drinks on and we're gonna party and get crunked and rock out."

"This whole thing is bigger than you Fogell, so grow a pair of nuts!"

"I was gonna go down on her for like several hours."

"On our wedding night we had group sex, but I wasn't involved in it."

"How the fuck am I supposed to get into Dartmouth. You knew I couldn't get into Dartmouth."

I'm Woodsy Owl. Please give a hoot about camp grounds. Because if you dont give a hoot, whoooo will?

"This is hard and the reason it's hard is because we've accumulated a structural deficit that's going to take a long time and we're not going to be able to do it next year or the year after or 3 years from now."

"Mexico's government just offered a 2 million dollar bounty on its top drug lords which is different from what we do here in America. We give our biggest criminals bonuses."

"Hi I'm Gavin DeGraw for RADD: recording Artists, Actors and Athletes against drunk driving. In less time than it takes to play your favorite tune someone will be killed or injured in an alcohol related crash. If you party, plan ahead. Designate before you celebrate. Sad stories make great songs but happy endings ma...

"Hi I'm Gavin DeGraw for RADD: recording Artists, Actors and Athletes against drunk driving. In less time than it takes to play your favorite tune someone will be killed or injured in an alcohol related crash. If you party, plan ahead. Designate before you celebrate. Sad stories make great songs but happy endings ma...

"Happy Holidays everybody. This is George Straight for RADD: recording Artists, Actors and Athletes against drunk driving. If you're traveling during the holidays and see someone who has had too much to drink about to get behind the wheel, get those keys and save a life. When you celebrate, designate. Choose a desig...

"Hey what's up this is Gwen speaking for RADD. Give up the keys, choose a designated driver. Music lives, so should you. A public service message brought to you by the US Department of Transportation, RADD, the National Association of Broadcasters and the Ad Council."

"Hi everybody this is Geddy Lee for RADD. To many of us drunk driving is something that other people do. Certainly not one of our friends or relatives would do such a thing. When you see someone whose had too much to drink about to get into a car urge them to give up their keys and find alternate transportation. Alw...

Operator: 911. Woman: I don’t know if my grandson is playing or nothing but he said the police come and arrested my daughter. She didn’t get no…to go to court but he said the police come and got her. Operator: Okay I’ll give you the number down to booking to see if they’ve got her.” Woman: Okay, thank you.

Bob Knight: "Just take those old records on the shelf." Lars Ulrich: "What are you doing?" Bob Knight: "We're playing the Guitar Hero." Lars Ulrich: "Now there's Guitar Hero Metallica." James Hetfield: "So that means you're going to have to put on some pants, pops." Bob Knight: "Who are you calling pops?"

"I decided to give you your best week of your life. I wanted you to think you were coming with me. Consider it my final gift to you."

"Tell them to go fuck yourself."

"Wow and I'm going through puberty…just want all you to know."

"The geeks shall inherit the earth."

"We've got a great show for you tonight. Full of thrills, spills and a lot of other stuff that ends in ills."

"Good luck with Plaxico on this case man. That's all I can say."

Operator 1: 911. Man: … Operator 1: Sir I can’t understand you. Operator 2: He said that he’s a victim of a robber and he’s been tied up and gagged. Operator 1: Where is he at? Can you give us your address? Man: 600… Operator 1: 600 what? Man: … Operator: Walnut? Orange? Man: … Operator: Olive sir? Man: ...

Photog: "Getting excited for Wrestlemania?" Shane: "Getting pumped up."

"(He is pointing a comb at the mirror.) FREEZE! Break do... Get your Goddamn hands on the car."

"Girl, what the hell's wrong with you? It's me!"

"Give me an excuse to kill you."

Dr. Leeds: "Ten years ago, I cloned an earthworm." Doug: "God bless you, sir."

Doug: "Hi, sorry we're late. We're here for the, uh, pictures." Ballet School Receptionist: "Oh, didn't anyone call you? The pictures were changed to tomorrow." Doug: "No, seriously, we're here for the pictures." Ballet School Receptionist: "That would be tomorrow." Doug: "Get a photographer down here now. Right now."

"Greetings!"

"Bye, Steve. Good party."

Nick: "Get out." Terrance: "With pleasure…Siafuckingnara pal!"

Pig Pen: "Guys on oil rigs get laid a lot, right?" Luke: "On their occasional break from their 19-hour work day in the freezing sleet, yeah, they get laid all the time, Pig Pen." Pig Pen: "All right, I'm down."

Snownook Guy: "So, what's up?" Snownook Guy: "Guard duty." Snownook Guy: "Nice!"

"A little sensitivity here! God, can't you see this is a dejected man? Well, Rick, get your dejected head out of your ass."

"Give me a Goddamn beer."

Walter: "I thought you were gonna get a haircut." Valdine: "Now, Walter, hush. Gilly's been through a lot." Gilly: "Including his own sister."

"Get out of my house, you Goddamn hippie!"

Lucifer: "We must talk." Katherine: "Oh my God." Lucifer: "God? God is love.......I don't love you."

Indiana Jones: "Gimme the whip." 1st Assistant: "Throw me the idol. No time to argue throw me the idol, I throw you the whip. (Indy throws him the idol)" Indy: "Gimme the whip." 1st Assistant: "Adios Senior."

"Girly. Girly come quick. Girly danger come on."

"Goody gumdrops."

Vincent: "Give me the case." Cousin Avi: "Fuck you, shoot me."

"Gonna be a tragedy of a fight. Be a nice one, nice one. Hell of a way to be a war. And there none a yours."

"Get out of here now!"

"Oh, eureka. God, that's nice."

Hutch: "Let me ask you something. Which one do you like, 'cause we're gonna stick to this." Starsky: "Well, I've always had a thing for blondes." Hutch: "Good, 'cause I'll take anything."

Starsky: "I beat that guy. What was that about?" Hutch: "Sure you did. You won. You danced your little heart out." Starsky: "And everybody saw it." Hutch: "Go to sleep." Starsky: "I was robbed." Hutch: "I know. We was robbed. We was robbed. Go to sleep. Go to sleep, tiny dancer."

"Good morning Guy, we have a crisis here. Your bass player has disappeared and you are still in bed. Jusy calling to tell you get your patootie down to the television studio. You're gonna be on TV today!"

"Good afternoon, How may we help you?"

"God bless us, everyone."

Foster: "How you feeling there, Mac?" Mac: "Good enough to fuck your mother!"

"Got ya, you lavish typical blocking of the view of a Goddamn average victim bastard."

"Get outta the street you fuckin' bum!"

Kim Jong Il: "And now you see, the new world in inevitable." Lisa: "It's what?" Kim Jong Il: "Inevita-- Inevitable." Lisa: "One more time?" Kim Jong Il: "Inevitable!" Lisa: "Things are inevitbly going to change. Goddamn it, open your fucking ears."

"Get him!"

"Go for gold! Go for gold!"

"Allow me to introduce myself, my name is August Christopher. I was named after St. Augustan, who coined my favorite phrase...give me chastity and give me constancy, but do not give it yet."

"God, I hate getting old."

"Gentlemen, I want first reactions here. Assuming for the moment that Khrushchev has not gone off the deep end, and intends to start World War III, what are we looking at?"

"Get down!"

"Get out."

Truman Burbank: "Good morning!" Lady: "Good Morning." Truman Burbank: "Oh, and in case I don't see ya. Good afternoon, good evening, and good night."

"Nice to meet you, Mr. Coach. Good luck with your foosball."

"Gerard's been hit!"

Sam Gerard: "Get the date and time of the murders and find those tapes for me." John Royce: "We'll never get clearance for that." Sam Gerard: "Get the clearance, get the tapes. Don't tell me what we can't do."

"God, I love this place."

"Gosh Panos, I'd really love to help you out, but I have a bamboo oar stuck up my Ganges. It's very scary stuff. And I just don't have the time."

"Get your ass to Mars."

"I'm gonna be blunt. You know, I mean, we're talking about millions of dollars!"

Sam Gerard: "You got a backup weapon?" John Royce: "I've never had the need." Sam Gerard: "Get one. Keep that in your suit unless I tell you to take it out. Get yourself a glock and lose that nickle plated sissy pistol."

"That suit's dogshit. Get a new suit."

Greg: "What's goin' on? I'm lookin' at 200,000 shares moved, pal. I wanna know if we're part of it? We'd better be, or I'm gonna come down and eat your lunch for ya. Back in two, Alex." Jim: "Look. I loved it at forty. Fifty? It's an insult. Their analysts? They don't know a preferred stock from livestock. They w...

"I'm gonna keep this short, okay? You passed your Sevens over a month ago. Seth's the only one that's opened the necessary 40 accounts for his team leader. When I was a junior broker, I did it in 26 days. Okay? You're not sending out press packets anymore. None of this 'Debbie the Time-Life operator' bullshit. So ge...

"I'm sorry... I'm sorry I couldn't get the job that you wanted me to have. But, I mean, who gives a shit? 'Cause, I'm... I am good at what I do, Dad. I'm good at what I do!"

Kit: "Now get off the property." Bowfinger: "(Screams while being thrown out of car.)"

Clementine: "Just get-- Get the fuck away from me." Patrick: "Oh, sweetha..." Clementine: "Get the fuck away from me!" Patrick: "Can we talk about it?" Clementine: "No! Get the fuck away!"

Lemur Keeper: "Are you going to close the zoo" Rollo: "Well, I'm very glad you asked me that." Ape Keeper: "No you're not." Rollo: "Yes I am!" All Keepers: "No you're not!" Rollo: "Now look!"

Keats: "(Moses tries to escape through the window while taking a shower. Keats stops him by sticking his gun moses' butt.) Let me guess, just dropped the soap." Moses: "Please get that out of my ass." Keats: "I want you on the bed now! (Charles the innkeeper walks by and mistakes this for something else.)" Mo...

"Will you get over that black and white shit and come over to the grey area already…goddammit there's plenty of room!"

"Keats your girlfriend is shooting at me... What do you want me to do, tell her she's pretty?"

Charlie: "Good morning, Angels." The Angels: "Good morning, Charlie."

Willa: "Look at them, aren't they gorgeous? Oh, They just make you want to fondle them" Rollo: "Oh, yes, yes, Uh, yes I see what you mean. Yes" Willa: "Is this one your favorite?" Rollo: "Yes, yes, I like him breast of all... BEST! (clears his throat) The small mamaries... MAMMALS! Yes his name is Rollo act...

Bugsy: "Oh, oh Mr McCain, if I could just make five points about the zoo." Rod: "Go away!" Bugsy: "Point one, the zoo" (Rod punches Bugsy in the gut and Bugsy gasps and falls to the ground.)

"Get your dick back in here."

"I'm gonna go through with this and the more everyone fucks with me, the more I want to gut it out."

Manny Landrew: "How'd you get to be such a prick?" Det. Frank Divinci: "DNA." Manny: "Man, I got your DNA."

Martin Weir: "Lookin' at you I'm having memories of us and I'm wondering how did it go wrong? How did it all slip away? " Karen: "well it didn't slip away Martin, you did when you went off with Nicki at my birthday party. " Martin Weir: "Yeh, that was a good party. "

"Get mad, you son of a bitches, get mad!"

"I'd wish you good luck, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it."

Dave: "Remember when we were-- when we were selling Glen Ross Farms? Didn't we sell a bunch of that?" George: "Yeah, they came in, you know--" Dave: "They fucked it up." George: "They did." Dave: "They killed the goose." George: "They did." Dave: "And now--" George: "We're stuck with this--" ...

"Great meals fade in reflection. Everything else gains. You know why? 'Cause it's only food. This shit we put in us, it keeps us going. It's only food."

George: "You're gonna steal the-- You're gonna steal the Glengarry leads and sell them to Graff?" Dave: "Yes." George: "What's he gonna pay?" Dave: "He figures there's 500 leads, let's say 10 bucks apiece, that's $2,500 each." George: "Each? Each?" Dave: "That's right, George." George: "Wait, you'r...

Ricky: "Look at this. 15 units, Mountain View, the fucking things get stolen." George: "He said he's filed--" Ricky: "He filed the big one. He filed the guy from the bar. That I closed last night. All the little ones, I got to go back."

"I should be singing his praises, not questioning what galaxy he's... I gotta pea."

"My my, that is a gift."

"Get the chalk! Hey! Get the chalk! Get the cha-- I did it. I closed 'em. I closed the cocksucker. Get the chalk. Put me on the board, John. Put me on the Cadillac board! Huh? Williamson, hey, pick up the fucking chalk."

"Ister Gay, go away."

"You bet your ass. Who wants to go to lunch, huh? Who wants to go to lunch? I'm buyin'."

"I think I'm gonna barf. (he says barf while belching.)"

Shelley: "You do not know how to run this office. You haven't got the sense. You haven't got the balls. Have you ever been on a sit? Has this cocksucker ever been on a sit? Did you ever sit with a customer?" John: "If I were you, I would calm down." Shelley: "Oh, would you? Oh, my god, what are you gonna do, f...

Shelley: "It was great. It was so fucking great. It was like they wilted all at once." Ricky: "Mmm." Shelley: "No gesture, nothing, just together. Honest to god, they both kind of imperceptibly slumped. And then he reached and he took the pen and he signed, passed it to her and she signed. It was solemn, fucki...

Scarlett O'Hara: "Rhett! When you leave.. where shall I go? What shall I do?" Rhett: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

"Good Morning, Vietnam!"

""Those girls are just so pretty." Gomer, are you here in Vietnam? "Yes, I am. Surprise, surprise, surprise!" Lyndon, why did you name your daughter Lynda Bird? "Cause Lynda Dog would be too cruel. (barks) Easy, girl. Easy. You know, if you pick 'em up by their ears, it doesn't hurt 'em as much." "Oh, you're goin' s...

Cronauer: "Now, we got a special situation right now. Okay, there's a Puerto Rican waitress. She brings you a little thing of red soup. She got some tomato soup. Oh, she slips, she spills it on your brand new gaberdine pants that you paid more than a color TV for. You're a little angry, so you lay to her... Minh?" ...

Sgt. Maj. Dickerson: "I run the station according to strict guidelines set by military intelligence." Gen. Taylor: "Military intelligence? There's a contradiction in terms."

Lt. Hauk: "He did a very off-color parody of former V.P. Nixon." Gen. Taylor: "I thought it was hilarious." Lt. Hauk: "Respectfully, sir, the former V.P. is a good man and a decent man." Gen. Taylor: "Bullshit! I know Nixon personally. He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that would fertilize the Sinai. Why...

"Good morning, Vietnam! Alright, this is Adrian Cronauer. I'm on at 6:00 and again at 4:00. Hey, we'd like to welcome you to Vietnam, the country that is more stimulating than a strong cup of cappucino or an espresso enema. That one's comin' right at you, but first, our fashion report from Special Forces Sgt. Ernest...

"Man, he's gonna say goodbye to the whole goddamn country now."

Alex: "You're gettin a lion?" Dante: "Yeah." Alex: "Why?" Dante: "To protect my shit."

Grandma Lilly: "Is this a good or a bad guy?" Alex: "Uh, that's a bad guy. He's a drug dealer. Kill him." Grandma Lilly: "Oh. Oh, I hate violence. But, oh, drugs are bad. Whoa." Alex: "Ooh, nice death spike."

"Oh, that is so gnarly!"

Shiloh: "Guys, come on. I know the food's a little different here, but it's actually good and good for you. We don't serve it with any grease or fat." Alex: "If we pay extra, could we maybe get some grease or fat?"

Brian: "Um Jan, will you be my girlfriend?" Jan: "Uh, I would but I'm gay. You know..." Brian: "Oh" Jan: "Yeah, I'm a big dyke."

"Get away from me biatch"

JD: "Greetings and salutations. Are you a Heather?" Veronica: "No, I'm a Veronica."

"In appreciation of your very great success..."

"The ghost and the darkness have come"

"Guys! I've got cheerleading competition, the prom. None of my clothes fit. I think I'm going bald. And how am I gonna go to school?"

"I got to pee. Ooh, I got to pee. Ooh."

"Young man give me that knife THUD!"

"This is great man!"

"Are you gonna get busted?"

"Hi, my name's Jimmy Livingston. My mom says, when I was born, I came gift wrapped from heaven."

"At Sixteen I didn't get a car, but I did get an electrical rock-music guitar! (Singing) I con't believe the things I found. I need to find my way. I'm lost, I'm lost. I do believe I'm living in the Land Of the Lost. (Plays riff) I'm living in the Land. Living in the Land. (Plays riff) Livind in the Land Of the Lost...

Owen: "I'm gonna catch up with you guys later. I'm gonna go have a bathroom-- Go to the drink-- in the bathroom." Dwight: "Whatever you do, wash your hands."

Kate: "I'm curious, is it strictly apathy, or do you really not have a goal in life?" Peter: "I've found that if you have a goal that you might not reach it but if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell you, it feels phenomenal"

Romy: "Hey, umm, great suit...is that an Armani?" Man in Suit: "Yes, yes it is." Romy: "I thought so."

"I got a question, if you guys know so much about women how come you're here at like a Gas & Sip on a Saturday night, completely alone, drinking beers, no women anywhere?"

"I mean, I moved away to North Dakota. I tried to get as far away as I could to actually get the singing out of my head. I didn't care for folk music and Dad knew that. I just, I didn't get it. Um."

Harry: "Lloyd, I can't believe you. Just when I thought I couldn't get any madder at you, you do something like this. Get that polar bear outta my yard and up to my room." Lloyd: "Okay, buddy."

"First there was the lost generation. Then came the greatest generation. Followed by the silent generation, the me generation and generation x. Now comes the overscheudled, over protected, hyper parenting generation. 3 out of 4 of whom are riding in car seats that aren't being used correctly. The latch system is in ...

Scotty: "Hey, Wade. Great party, buddy." Wade: "(Muffled screaming while taped to a tree.)"

"Hey, Mieke. 'Dear Scott, I was verry sad to hear about your lady woman Fiona dumping you. Since you no longer have a girlfriend, maybe I could come to America and we could get to know each other better. Perhaps we could... zussamen.' What the fuck is 'zuessamen'? 'Arrange a meeting.' No, no, no! Come on! Cooper was...

"Come on! You're on the wrong side of the road, you snail-eating puffs. Fuck off! Go on, you Gaelic fucking garlic-breath tossers!"

"Girl... girl... girl... girl... girl... girl... girl."

"Gosh, you really like cameras!"

"That is some pretty fucked up shit!"

"Get that crap out of here."

Angel #1: "God's so smart." Angel #2: "Like Jeopardy smart."

Ray: "This boy and girl are making out right, and they hear over the radio that this lunatic killer has escaped from an insane assylum. He's got this long sharp hook for a hand." Barry: "Dude, you're telling it wrong." Ray: "Shut up. So the girl, she gets all scared right, she wants to go home, and the boy all hot a...

"Got the mail, a letter came today."

"Kids like you should be out having fun: drinking, partying, running people over, getting away with murder, things like that."

"Look at you, you're going to grow into a great predator. Huh, I don't think so. What do you got: a little patch of fur, no fangs, no claws, your folds of skin wrapped in... mush. What's so threatening about you?"

"Getting me into heaven is your business, Vinnie..."

"20,000 years ago grandpa Lucifer said "It's better to rule in hell than it is to serve in heaven.". Well, I'm tired of serving in hell."

Veronica: "From the entire channel four news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone." Ron: "And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego."

Ron: "Go fuck yourself, San Diego." Stage Manager: "(shrieks)"

Ron: "Uh, Brick, before I let you go, uh, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament this summer?" Brick: "No. No, too many people died last year. So we're not gonna do-- (laughs)"

Grace: "Okay, Honey. Good luck. I love you." Bruce: "Love, love, love, love, love, love."

"Okay, that is a good one. That is a good one!"

Brian: "I'm telling you, this lady has really crawled into Ron's head." Brick: "(Laughing) Good-- Good one."

"Hey! Have you seen these toilets? They're ginormous."

Brian: "Ron, wh-- where are you?" Ron: "I'm in a glass case of emotion!"

"Get us the blazes out of here!"

"You're going out there a youngster…"

Reuben: "I'm not getting back together with you." Lisa: "What are you talking about? W-why?" Reuben: "Why? You screwed a Scuba-Diving instructer on our honeymoon. I mean, what kind of cold heartless bitch would do that to someone they love? I'd have to be an idiot to get back together with you after that. Oh, and by...

Dave: " What do you think?" Dave's Lawyer Sam: "Oh, not guilty. It's a no brainer." Judge Brenda Daniels: "Mr. Buznik, in case 723 assault and battery against a flight attendant, I find you guilty."

"Oh God! There he is."

Buddy: "Listen to me, listen to me, stay with me Nate. Now repeat after me. Goosfraba" Nate: "Goos blah blah." Buddy: "Not not not blah blah Nate. Goosfraba." Nate: "Goosfraba." Buddy: "That's better. Slower." Nate: "Goosfraba." Buddy: "Ah, how do you feel?" Nate: "Better."

Judge Brenda Daniels: "You cracked a waitress in the face while attempting to steal a blind man's cane?" Dave's Lawyer Sam: "Uh, your honor, we're not even sure how blind this man really is."

Chuck: "I have seen some bleep man. I have seen some bleep: wake up to the sound of kids screaming, explosions ewerywhere, you never know when your number's up." Dave: "Ooh, Vietnam huh?" Chuck: "Grenada man." Dave: "Greneda, wasn't that like 12 hours long?"

Goosfraba."

When you hear what happened, yoe're gonna bow down and worship me like a god.

Buddy: "I'm a pretty good guy, and I think you'll be pleasently surprised at how much fun we can have together." Dave: "Geez, without Slippy-Flippies or angry masturbating. I don't see how that's possible."

Buddy: "Get undressed." Dave: "What did you say?" Buddy: "Take off your clothes. I've got a stress reduction technique I want to show you. It'll be good for you." Dave: "Take off my clothes! Do you want to see me naked Buddy?" Buddy: "Are you a homaphobe Dave?" Dave: "No, I'm a pulling-my-penis-out-in-front-of-you-a...

Dave: "What uh part of Germany do you hail from?" Galaxia: "I'm from a little Bavarian villiage called Lickin Zee Dickin. Care to visit?" Dave: "Actually, I like to spend most of my time in uh Girls-Without-Wieners-ville. I'm more comfortable there." Buddy: "He's just not used to male intimacy." Galaxia: "Well, that...

Austin: "Gol Blimey! All your privates have had their privates painted gold? How bizarre. Imagine: gilded talleywhackers, golden wedding tackle, 14 Karot trouser snakes..." Basil Exposition: "That's enough." Austin: "Okay."

Japanese Pedestrian: "Run! It's Godzilla!" Japanese Pedestrian: "It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not." Japanese Pedestrian: "Still we should run like it is Godzilla!" Japanese Pedestrian: "Though it isn't."

Goldmember: "Breaker breaker one niner, this is Goldie Wang. Over." Dr. Evil: "Ten-four there Goldie Wang. This is Rubber Duckie. What's your Ten-Twenty? Over." Goldmember: "I've got Preparation H in my rear and Smokie The Bear on my back door. We got us a convoy. Over." Dr. Evil: "Yee-haw! Copy that. Son of a bitch...

"Get off me, you little fungus."

"You know dad, I've been thinking. (Clark turns the chainsaw blade toward him.) Good talk dad."

"This year is the 20th anniversary of Saved by the Bell. 20 years, can you believe that? And cast has never all been back together since the show ended. So I say lets get every single cast member of Saved by the Bell together at one time on our show. Come on lets do this."

"This is gonna be everywhere tomorrow."

"But don't take it from me, take it from General Motors new mascot, General Motors. He's a blood thirsty gear head with a yen for high octane fuel and indiscriminate bombing. You buy this car maggot or innocent Germans and Japanese will die. Can you live with that?"

Go to hell!