Hey, getting paid to sit around and do nothing sounds a whole lot better than almost getting killed by axe-wielding psychopaths.
Jim: I guess I'm gonna miss the Chicago Marathon again this year. Andy: Oh, I'm not doing it alone. So I guess I'm out, too. Cheryl: You guys have the worst luck with that.
Jim: Government housing? Dana: Well, if you paid child support... Jim: I was in prison!
God, you're fast.
Got the tip, but there's a Canadian quarter in there. Don't tell anybody.
First she gives me a little of my money back. Gets me to trust her, then she hits me for the big chunk.
God! I just don't get it. I'm lucky for everybody except me. I've been sitting here losing for two hours. I blew my whole unemployment check.
Will: Grace, let go of the jeans and climb down. Grace: No, it's my size! Will: Let go! Grace: Never!
Oh, no, grandma hates double ding-dongs.
Good evening, Officer.
Yo let me tell you somethin about Sarah Palin man. She is good masterbation material. The glasses and all that - great masterbation material.
Menedez: Guilty? Yes or no, captain... Yes. I must also vote guilty as charged... And you, captain? Jim: Guilty as charged.
Will: What's my code name? Dr. Keller: How about Grown Men Acting Cutesy Makes Me Wanna Throw Up?
Oh, of course! Who could forget your "God is coming and she is pissed" button?
God is a woman. It's funny 'cause it's blasphemous.
Well, I never thought I'd say this, but, um, good news, small town families! We are gay!
Good-bye, Jean-Luc. I'm going to miss you. You had such potential. But then again, all good things must come to an end.
Stiles: Give it to Spock. Jim: I didn't quite get that, Mr. Stiles. Stiles: Nothing, sir. Jim: Repeat it. Stiles: I was suggesting that Mr. Spock could probably translate it for you, sir. Jim: I assume you're complimenting Mr. Spock on his ability to decode.
God, even the waiters are straight. It's unnatural.
Great. Now, your mother's rushing me. We must really be late.
Helen Tyler: Good luck. Jay: Bite me.
Go away, you dreadful beasts.
go pack go
Yes. From today on, the Gestapo will take over Stalag 13.
Uh huh, you know what it is. Green and yellow, green and yellow, green and yellow, green and yellow.
A Bay, that's what the girls say. Get respect cause we always come in first place. Check my resume, and my birthplace, that's the first step now we rhyme the Bay.
Green and yellow baby, go Pac!
Green and yellow, green and yellow, green and yellow, green and yellow.
God, you are incapable of finding anything in this refrigerator. If I wanted to hide an affair, I'd do it behind the orange juice. You'd never look there.
Carter: Girls. That never would've occurred to me. Hogan: Yeah, Carter, we know.
Spock: Gentlemen, by coming after me, you may well have destroyed what slim chance you had for your survival. The logical thing for you to have done was to have left me behind. McCoy: Mr. Spock, remind me to tell you that I'm sick and tired of your logic. Spock: That is a most illogical attitude.
And effective immediately, all military establishments on the home front will give senior noncommissioned officers command training with full responsibility and authority.
Great. Now, can we leave?
Girl: Go Daddy girls coming to set. And everybody's staring. Guy: See more now and Godaddy.com
Grace, do you work? Or do you just spend the day practicing your reactions?
Give him a routine check, turn him upside down, shake him a little. And don't ask him any of those corny questions about Ty Cobb's batting average. That's the first thing they learn at spy school.
Carter: Well, so it's a little tough, but when the pressure's on, that's when we're at our best. And Colonel Hogan has always come up with an answer. LeBeau: It's true, he always has. Carter: And he always will. You got any answers, sir?
Give me your blessing.
Crewman: Good morning, captain. Jim: Good morning...captain. John: A woman? Jim: Crewman.
Good. The sooner we get out of here, the better.
Go easy on the garnishes. People order a drink they don't want a fruit bowl in the glass.
Get your gear and report to the transporter room. And, Captain Christopher, you only have about 15 years, so you better hurry.
Cpl. Newkirk: Get the bellboys, get your bags, and tell him you're checking out. LeBeau: I'm tired of waiting for Klink. I'll fix the rotten holes myself.
Give my regards to Santa Anna.
Norvo: Good morning. Dax: Good afternoon. Norvo: Oh.
Jim: Group of people dating back to the 1990s. Discovery of some importance, Mr. Spock. There are a great many unanswered questions about those years. Spock: Strange, violent period in your history.
Good morning, fellow actors! Ahh, the smell of an off-Broadway theater. It's always worse than you remember.
Go. Crawl back to your Prophets. Beg their forgiveness. Live the rest of your life... in Sisko's shadow!
Damar: Well, hello. Weyoun: I'm glad to see you find the death of my predecessor so amusing. Damar: Oh, you misjudge me. I miss him deeply. Here. Let's drink to Weyoun 7.
Grant me the strength not to fail you.
Klink: He upsets me. Hogan: Aw, why don't you go to your quarters and stick more pins in your Hochstetter doll?
Kahless said, "Great men do not seek power. They have power thrust upon them."
Getting Cardassians to do your bidding must give you great pleasure.
Gowron is leading us all to ruin. It is your duty to challenge him to protect the Empire.
Good hunting to you both.
Genocide... committed by people who call themselves Federation citizens.
Rom: Go ahead. What have you got to lose? Woman: Our jobs. Let's do it. At this point, I don't care if he fires me. Rom: That's the spirit.
Go on... kill me if you can.
Jack: Well, look who it is--my supportive friend and spelling coach. Got anything written on your freakishly tinier boob? Karen: It's only smaller when it's scared.
Granted we do not easily trust each other, Captain, but you are the ones who violated our territory. Should it not be we who distrust your motives?
Bones: Look at those pine trees. Kirk: And that lake. Bones: I swear that's honeysuckle I smell. Kirk: I swear that's a little orange blossom thrown in. It's unbelievable. Growth... Exactly like that of earth on a planet half a galaxy away. What are the odds on such duplication? Spock: Astronomical, captain.
God's wish is above tribal law.
Then go. Go die with your false god.
Go away now. Go away, or we'll kill you.
Scotty: Good luck, gentlemen. Uhura: Happiness at least, sir.
McCoy: Gentlemen, I want it stopped too, but not at the cost of destroying over a million people. Spock: Including myself, doctor, and Captain Kirk's young nephew.
Your fathers changed. They turned away until we were only memories. God cannot survive as a memory. We need love, admiration, worship,...
Dr. McCoy: Got any more good ideas, Jim? Capt. Kirk: Yes, I have. One more and it depends on the lieutenants loyalty. If she fails us, we better get used to herding goats.
Gentlemen, I suggest you beam me aboard.
Witch #1: Go back. Remember the curse. Witch #2: Wind shall rise. And fog descend. Witch #3: So leave here, all, or meet your end.
Hogan: Gentlemen, I've reached a decision. We got to sell out Klink. LeBeau: Oh, what a shame. Carter: Yeah, couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
German troops are eating their cartridge belts, marching in snow up to their waists, fighting night and day in raging blizzards. You call those funny stories?
Hogan: Colonel Klink, we haven't received our Red Cross packages this week. Klink: Go tell it to your chaplain.
Me and my brother Dozer, we're both 100% pure, old-fashioned, homegrown human, born free right here in the real world. Genuine child of Zion.
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Good bye, Mr. Anderson. Neo.
Good shit, huh? Dozer makes it. It's good for two things, degreasing engines and... killing brain cells.
Koona t'chuta, Solo?
You've got until 5:00 tonight to get your horse-stealing scurvy crew out of town.
Kirk: Go to the devil. Kang: We have no devil, Kirk. But we understand the habits of yours.
Go to the devil.
Gentlemen, if we are pawns, you're looking at one who is extremely sorry.
Get off my ship! You're a dead duck here. You're powerless. We know about you. And we don't want to play.
Girls like that stuff.
George McFly: You really think I ought to swear? Marty McFly: Yes, definitely. Goddamn it, George, swear.
Go that way. You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile.
Good morning, mother.
Goddamn, it's good to be home.
Cas: Good to have you home, link. Link: Good to be home. Cas: You be careful with her. Zee: Don't worry about me. He's the one that's gonna get it.
Good night, Zion. Sweet dreams.
Goddamn it, woman, you will be the end of me.
Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell. Get in there, and don't worry about it.
Go kick his ass.
Fucking Dante. Goddamned poetry-rhyming faggot piece of shit! Fucker!
Get out of the fucking hall, please.
God, get this thing off of me!
Good morning, sweetheart. Get up now, motherfucker. Now! Get up, you sack of shit.
Give them nothing......but take from them everything!
"Goodbye, my love." He doesn't say it. There's no room for softness......not in Sparta. No place for weakness. Only the hard and strong may call themselves Spartans. Only the hard. Only the strong.
Frodo: Gandalf! Sam: What is it, Mr. Frodo? Frodo: Nothing... just a dream.
A Spartan's true strength is the warrior next to him. So give respect and honor to him, and it will be returned to you.
Go now. Run along and tell your Xerxes he faces free men here......not slaves.
Gimli: Give me your name, Horse Master, and I shall give you mine. Eomer: I would cut off your head, Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.
Aragorn: Gimli, lower your axe. Legolas: They have feelings, my friend. The elves began it, waking up the trees, teaching them to speak. Gimli: Talking trees. What do trees have to talk about, hmm... except the consistency of squirrel droppings?