Gentlemen and ladies, welcome. Tonight we are honored and excited to have with us the most distinguished scientists of the 20th century.
Great to be back. We'd like to do our hit.
Get the wounded on horses. The wolves of Isengard will return. Leave the dead.
Aragorn: Gondor will answer. Theoden: Gondor?! Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?!
Theoden: Get the women and children into the caves. Aragorn: We need more time to lay provisions-- Theoden: There is no time. War is upon us.
God, that's really true. I just came in here to complain.
God, send us a true king. We aren't worthy, but the land bleeds, the people suffer. We have sinned.
Guys. We have a problem.
Guy, if you go to the police now, you'll just be turning yourself in as an accessory.
Spencer: Get us out of here, okay? Katherine: Eww. Zach: Now why would you wanna do that? It's great down here.
Guy, I wonder if you know how much I love you.
Good evening, sir.
Girl's only 12 years old, Miss Winter.
Guenevere, here is Arthur's greatest knight come to escort you to the king.
Good and evil, there never is one without the other.
God, save me from myself. Purge me of this love so that I can defend her.
Guenevere, I fight against myself.
Guards! Knights! Squires! Prepare for battle!
get my ex back
Lancelot: Guenevere, is she queen again? Arthur: She is, Lancelot.
George. Oh, George is very good. He's a good man to begin with.
Jim: Good night, doodlebugs. Goodnight. Liz: One hour, you hear?
Goddamn bull tore right through my holding pen.
Katherine: The Bible says that God sent the plagues as warnings to the Pharaoh to let his people go. What is he supposed to be saying here? Ben: Yeah, well, maybe it's not from him.
God protects his children even if they don't know it yet.
Guess who used this address? Lee Harvey Oswald.
Bill: Good Lord, wake me up. I must be dreaming. Jim: No you're awake, Bill, and I'm deadly serious.
Good day to you, sir.
Well, I don't know what else to call someone who commits grand theft auto, reckless driving and destruction of property all in the course of 10 minutes.
Grace: Great plan, Kmart. Really thought that one out. Spencer: That was only part of the plan.
Golly, gee, just what I've always wanted. Dirty phone calls.
Guy, did you know Mr. Hennessey helped crack that ax murder I was reading about?
Grace: Maybe I'll just have him break your dad out of jail. Charlie: Girl fight. Girl fight. Oh, my gosh, it's a girl fight.
Go on. I want you to tell me.
Get out of there now. Meet me at the truck. And please be careful.
Cobra: Great-looking guy, huh? Gonzales: Well how about upside-down? Cobra: He's just a regular dirtbag.
Just hours before the year's end in 1936, he and thousands of other GM workers took over the Flint factories and barricaded themselves inside, refusing to budge for 44 days.
General Motors confirmed it today. It is going to close plants employing almost 30,000 workers.
GM was the richest company in the world. It was closing factories when it was making profits in the billions.
General Motors wouldn't be doing anybody any service if it goes bankrupt.
Good evening, everyone. I'm Sue Zelenko. Bill Harris has the night off.
Bob: Gladys, how much would you say your chest weighs, sweetheart? Gladys: 2 pounds. Bob: 2 pounds. He said your chest weighs 6 1/2 ounces.
Go forward and be positive about life. Don't feel regretful or guilty about the past. Don't fret or worry about the future.
General Charles Cabell. Deputy director of the CIA. Kennedy fired him in '61 because of the Bay of Pigs fiasco.
Joe: Goes by another name. Bill: What the other name? Joe: Shaw. Clay Shaw.
Guy, I wanted to help, but I'm afraid all I did is made things worse.
Get used to the cement, honey. This is our house! Forever! This is it!
Get us a cup of tea, would you, Errol?
Sol: Grab hold of his legs. Lincoln: What you think I'm gonna grab him by, his fuckin' ears?
Get his keys and find out exactly where the stone is.
Vinny: They're getting out. Sol: Get down and follow them.
Gimme a minute. It's a bit fiddly.
Getting angry doesn't accomplish a damn thing.
Government, Pentagon stuff. They're in charge.
Get out there and hurt him! But for fuck's sake, do not knock him out.
Los: Gil. How many F's are there in "catastrophic"? Perry: None. What's the usage?
X: Garrison? Jim: Yeah? X: I'm glad you came. Sorry about the precautions.
Indonesia, '58, Tibet, '59. Got the Dalai Lama out. We were good. Very good.
Good morning. Time to get up. I made something special for you.
Great, dad. Then you marry him, because I'm not ready to.
Go get 'em. You're wicked awesome!
Charlie: It's "my airport and I." Porter: Hey, get this, Strunk and White, "me and my airport" is correct.
Porter: Yes. Zach: Santa. Porter: Get me a chair, you idiot.
Spencer: Well, hope you have a nice Christmas. Grace: How could I not? Got the whole place to myself. More fruitcake and eggnog for me.
Absolutely, and when you sue him, I don't want to be anywhere in sight. Come on, get me out of here.
Gray skies are gonna clear up, sit on a happy face. That's the way my mother used to sing it. But that's another story and a lot of therapy.
Got tired of the system. It was like a prison to me, so I quit.
Get on the phone. Get to our people. See if they can seal off... There she is. Get her!
Dale: Gentlemen, have we learned nothing from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love. Lee: No! All we need's money, mate!
Got to hand it to you, nice scheme. Costume's a bit theatrical, but, hey, who am I to talk?
Great. Great. Don't worry about that. It's not anywhere you can see it.
Go get back in your cage.
Give her up! Give the girl up and we can talk.
Here you go. Come get her! Thank goodness, we found you. Hey! Get her out of here!
Gentlemen, we owe a quarterly.
Good evening. I'm Ted Koppel, and this is Nightline.
It was two weeks before Christmas, and General Motors was closing the factory where the 'Great Flint Sit-Down Strike' had taken place.
Go back to the truck. I'll finish up here.
Who? Come on, Jaster, tell me who! Give me the goddamn name, Jaster. Just give me a name!
Get me a doctor. Please. And I give- I give you a name.
Stevie: Give me the phone and stop playin', man! I make ten Gs off them! A week! Alvin: Ten Gs? Stevie: Yeah!
Just take the money, get him some toys, say it's from his father.
Jan: Guess who I ran into yesterday? Jennifer Cushman's mother. Jennifer Cushman is apparently getting a divorce. And she's gonne be-- Jeffrey: Good for her. Jan: I know.
Jeffrey: Garish, but not altogether unattractive. Jan: Really?
Macaulay Connor: Going my way, miss? Tracy Lord: Miss Goddess to you. Macaulay Connor: Ok, Miss Goddess To Me.
Danny: Before Nate was killed, he told me the men involved in the fraud are from my precinct. Guys I know. Guys I might call friends. Chris: And? Danny: And you're not.
Stephanie: Gordon, I don't think this is a good idea. You don't know anything about taking care of a child. Gordon: It's 10 minutes. What's he gonna do, dry out?
Stephanie: Gordon, you're a lifesaver. Gordon: Yeah, all 5 flavors.
Great day to be out, you know. Not cold, cool, kinda brisk. Too bad we got stuck in here.
Gimme a break. Help me out. Take a load off my back.
Get off your high horse, Miss Universe. This man's just looking. He ain't asking to buy.
Give your mouth a rest. It'll thank you.
Stephanie: Gordon, I don't think you can handle this. I'm coming. Somehow, I'm coming. Gordon: What do you mean, I can't handle something like this.
Pauline: Go home. Listen to the language you grew up with. Obey your instincts. Anton: I live in New York, right here. This is my home.
Good boy! Good boy! Here, come on, Spot.
Arliss: Oh. Gino: Get out of here! Arliss: Do you believe these kids? Gino: No respect.
Gino! Gino! That's our mutt. That's our mutt!
Go ahead. Slap me.
Luke: Grandma's been telling me about witches, mom. Luke's mom: And frightening you before you're supposed to go to sleep.
Hey, hey, hey! Get a hold of yourself, okay?
So sometimes-- this is like, uh, summer of '77-- I'd motor to Newport for some R and R. Gilbert asked me to bring Alex a package.
Steed: Oh, just one thing. Peel: Good luck? Steed: Something like that.
You go down to that woman's house again and you're never coming back here. I mean that.
Gimme your shoelaces.
'Cause guess where I'm gonna sink that first drill? Right down in the middle of your bedroom.
Go on, get out of here, will you, before I make a complete fool of myself?
Dave: Good morning, ladies. Women: Mr. President! Dave: Diane, good to see you. Diane: Well, welcome back, sir. Dave: Good to be back. Just a false alarm.
Kids: Good morning, Mr. And Mrs. President. Ellen: Good morning, kids. How are you? Thank you for that nice welcome.
You know, if you want to be the same old selfish... bastard... um... Go ahead, I've gotten used to that.
General Y flies in the assassins. Maybe from the special camp we keep outside Athens, Greece. Pros.
Go get my pies out of the oven.
Krill's a maniac. Tell the captain he spit in my soup.
Get My Ex Back Now Start Your Relationship Over
get my ex back now
Joey: Took ya a long time. Where ya goin'? Cop: New Jersey. Joey: New Jersey. Okay, here. This is for you and your partner... Cop: Goin' to Philadelphia.
Gee, that sounds like fun.
Good night, luscious.
Good fit. 44 long.
Charlie: Ah y'know, Teresa, girls bother me. They got no sense of humor. Teresa: Well, I'm a girl. Do you like me? Charlie: Yeah, I like you.
Carter: Because of a traumatic childhood, she's turned on by illicit sex. It's the only way she can orgasm, that's it. Phyllis: That's just a phase. You get over it. Carter: Grandma, would you get off the phone, please?
Pete: Hello. Tom: Good night.
Benjie: Let me look. Oscy: Go away, Benjie. You'll foam at the mouth. Benjie: It's my book! Hermie: Aw, let him look.
Dr. Tuskin: Gene Tuskin, father. Father Lamont: Lamont, doctor. Dr. Tuskin: Come on in.
Ted: Good night, Peggy. Peggy: Yes. Good night.
Go deeper into your memory until you can see your room. Make your tone go deeper, and you will see it.
Liz: Gene, wake up. Regan: What's wrong with Gene? Liz: Her heart. It's fibrillating.
Slim: Give her my love. Morgan: I'd give her my own if she had that on.
Piano Tribute Players
Get out the way! I got a bomb! I got a bomb! You got to move!
Alvin: Got some aspirin on you or something? Edgar: What do you want, chewable? Alvin: You just be rollin' with the shit in there.
Dr. Tuskin: Get your things together. I'm gonna drop you off at Mrs. Billings'. Linda: Not again. That's no fair, mommy. Dr. Tuskin: I know it's not fair, but I have to.
Get going! The girl has to get home!
Chris, I really didn't mean to save yourself. Get your ass down here and save me!
God, forgive me for seeking vengeance, but my path is set. Into your hands I commit my life. Do with me as you will.
Michael: Gonna see you and Johnny Boy down here tonight, right, Charlie? Charlie: Yeah, we'll be here. Michael: I'm tellin' ya, Charlie, that kid doesn't show up tonight, I'm gonna find him. I'm gonna drag him down here.
Charlie: Teresa I'm sorry, I didn't mean that, but we've got a situation right now. C'mon. Teresa: A situation. Look, go and play your fuckin' games with that dunkhead. I don't care.
Jaime: Where's your equipment? Chuco: Don't got any. Jaime: Got to come to this class prepared. Chuco: Do the work in my head.
Molina: All right, what do you need, Mr. Escalante? Jaime: Ganas. All we need is ganas. Teacher: What's ganas?
Lupe: Don't you guys know what's happening? Garfield's having a problem with accreditation. Claudia: Yeah, only teachers who act like assholes will keep their jobs.
Go find yourself another class. Go to wood shop, make yourself a shoeshine box. You're gonna need it.
Grandma's Story About Meeting Granddaddy
Get away from that phone. I won't talk to you. I won't I won't. All you know is to give me a heart attack.
Adele: Get your hands off me, or I'll call that cop. Danny: Let's not panic.
"God grants you an interview, 1600 North Hope St., Los Angeles, CA., room 2700, tomorrow at 11 A.M."
Bobbie: It's an ad. Jerry: For what? Bobbie: For God Oven Cleaner or God Detergent. I don't know.
Jerry: It's, uh, it's, it's, it's "i" bu, it's "i" before "e." God: Give me a break.
Jerry: Do you know where I got it? Reporter: At a novelty store? Jerry: God gave it to me. Reporter: Oh, did he?
God: Going to try a little harder to get the word out? Jerry: Well, I, uh, uh, uh, yeah, yeah! I, I'll give it another shot!
Briggs: M, may I ask, uh, when and where you got it? Jerry: This morning in my bathroom. Briggs: God visited you in your bathroom this morning?
Briggs: God, uh, God spoke to you on the radio? Jerry: In my car. Briggs: What station? Jerry: All of them. Briggs: All stations, right.
"God wants very much for us to know he is alive and well and that our world can work. It's up to us."
Summers: Landers. Jerry: Mr. Summers. Summers: Glad you could get here so fast. Jerry: Well, well, you said. Summers: Yeah, right. Have a seat.
Willie: What are you doing here? Jerry: God sent me to you. Willie: One moment! One moment!
Jerry: God sent me to you. Willie: God sent him to me! Are you certain of that? Jerry: Yes, I, I, I, I just l just left him.
Give him back his honor, your Honor. Award him the damages we seek from this defendant.
A man whom the President of the United States once called, "God's own quarterback."
Good! Go back to sleep. That's very good. Okay, any questions? Yes? No? Nothing? Okay.
Getting every crazed klansman in Louisiana after us!
Gilly, that's fucking disgusting.
"He's three years old, gentle as a kitten, and he likes dogs." I don't know whether Mark means that he eats dogs or is fond of them? Mark's so vague at times.
Hermie: God damn it, Oscy, you're lying. Oscy: I wouldn't lie about an arm, Hermie.
Roger: I can't talk right now, Larry. Ferris' Attorney: She wants the house. Roger: Give her the Goddamn house. It's a piece of shit anyway, all right?
Nizar: Guantanamo? You threaten me with Guantanamo? Roger: If you don't do exactly what I say, I will execute you right here. Do you understand?
Got you. Don't you fucking do it.
Skip: Got you in a high-rise. Hot and cold water. And you can drink it. Roger: Great.
Great day to be out, you know. Not cold, cool, kinda brisk. Too back we got stuck in here.
Lookit, why don't you just tell it to the judge? All right? We're finished. Get him outta here.
Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
Get your head out of your ass, Po.
God! Where the hell did you learn to drive, Ahk, Ahkbar?
Golf is a game of finesse, not power.
Give him some fat-free water or something.
Great country. Free cars.
Get up! Get your bitch-asses up!
God, I love the french.
Gives them something to think about. Throws them off balance.
Wax: Got it? James: Got it. Wax: Good.
Wax: God, I love this country. Any back door action on this side? James: Yeah, what about the front door? Wax: It's probably that Pakistani pimp. Kill the fucker. James: I'm not gonna kill the guy, Wax.
Hmm. Well, wouldn't it be a shame for these motherfuckers to get caught with five kilos of their own shit? Got caught with five kilos of their own shit.
James: Give me the fucking ring. Give me the ring. Wax: Yeah, yeah. James: Give me the fucking ring. Wax: That's it. That's it.
Y'know, for all we know, they burned out a long time ago, man. God pulled the plug on us. He didn't tell nobody.
Could the Mob get the Warren Commission appointed to cover it up?
Wilcox: Get that vehicle back in the street, Charlie. That's the last time I'm telling you. Charlie: Sorry, J.T.
Here's one from the vaults in honor of Bob's birthday
Arthur: Greta, Greta, have you seen my wife? Destitute woman about this tall. Greta: Oh, Mr. Bach. I think she's in where they're redecorating.
Oh, Susan, hi. How are you? Goodness, you're looking tall. Quite tall. Taller than I remember.
Oh! He's out there somewhere. Get Katie out of here. Hurry, quick.
My take on the GOT opening credits