"The big difference is the global nature of it."
"There were guarantees on deposits."
"There were guarantees on some of the debt, and the restructuring would take place there."
"It's gonna be resized anyway."
"Give great advice to their clients."
"A lot of times, it's having a strong opinion and then just going the opposite direction."
"The last time we practiced this kind of isolationism and protectionism that Senator Obama espouses on higher taxes was a guy named Herbert Hoover."
"You go in with your negotiating positions."
"Greed, excess, and corruption."
"I'm glad to be on with you again."
"Because I knew what she sang, it was a bit from the glorious Ninth by Luwig Van."
"Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser, and they're right. I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is, but I know I didn't always feel this...sedated. But you know what? It's never too late ot get it back."
Ben: "Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother." Paul: "Fucking Greeks."
Mike: "Guys, well be in college soon. You know who's going to be in college right?" Jake: "Girls who used to be in high school."
"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I wa...
Clark W. Griswold: "It's a one year membership in the Jelly of the Month Club." Cousin Eddie: "Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year."
"You're ghosting us motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world. You give away our position one more time I'll bleed you, real quiet, an' leave you here. Got that?"
"There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend."
Tyler: "And the shit that came out of this woman's mouth, I ain't never heard. Marla: My god, I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
"Get out!"
"We are the middle children of history man, no purpose or place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war is a spiritual one, our great depression is our lives."
"What I'd really like to do, is put the greatness of this man in perspective. I think that there 's only 3 names...Dr. Albert Schweitzer, ah, Mother Teresa of Calcutta, probably, and...Leo Marvin."
Dr. Marvin: "You think he's gone? He's not gone. That's the whole point. He's never gone!" Bob: "Is this some radical new therapy?" Dr. Marvin: "You see?"
"I gotta pee."
"I LOVE getting up in the morning. I clap my hands and say, this is going to be a great day!"
Barbossa: "Take what you can!" Capt Jack: "Give nothing back!"
"You're going to help us Mr. Anderson, whether you want to or not."
Would you like to play a game of chess? I play very well."
Mr. Grady: "I fear you will have to deal with this matter in the harshest possible way Mr. Torrence. I fear, that is the only thing to do." Jack: "There's nothing I look forward to with greater pleasure, Mr. Grady." Mr. Grady: "You'll give your word on that, will you Mr. Torrence?" Jack: "I give you my word."
Jack: "Hi Lloyd! Been away! Now I'm back." Lloyd: "Good evening, Mr. Torrence. It's good to see you." Jack: "It's good to be back Lloyd."
McManus: "Give me the fucking keys you fucking cock sucker mother fucker, aaarrgghhhh." Cop: "Knock it off, get back."
She-devil: "You found me beautiful once." Ash: "Honey, you got real ugly."
Deuce: "How did you get that job?" Antoine: "Just kinda fell into it." Deuce: "I'm gonna kill my guidance counselor."
Antoine: "I'm a gigolo." Deuce: "Giga who?" Antoine: "Women pay me to give them pleasure."
"I grab a dog, and I choke him. Then I kick the shit out of him. Then all day long my foot up a dog's ass. Bang! Bang! Bang! Up his ass. That's my pleasure."
"You got to be a stupid mother fucker to get fired on your day off."
"Good on ya, mate!"
Murray: "What are you doing Derek, this is your family?" Derek: "Right, my family. My family so you know what? I don't give two shits about you or anyone else or what you think. You're not a part of it and you never will be." Murray: "That has nothing to do with it." Derek: "Oh it doesn't? You don't think I see what...
"God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps."
"I love you, you love me. Going down the sugartree. We'll go down the sugartree and see lot's of bee's Playing... playing But the bees won't sting. 'Cause you love em'"
"Not my gumdrop buttons!"
"Go ahead…make my day."
"I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on, leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so. I don't think so."
"Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember."
"Gollum! Gollum!"
"Get busy living…or get busy dying. That's goddamn right."
Giuliani: "Wow." Carlson: "Is that the right way to respond to an interviewer?" Giuliani: "I think it also happens because he and Barack Obama have gone through this campaign without being asked tough questions."
"We do think what the government is doing in terms of providing capital for the system is good public policy."
"So I think we gotta get through this period of working this through."
"Gave birth when she was sixteen."
"All I wanna do is get her back outta the house."
"I did go back and guest host two- a year ago or two years ago, and I had so much fun."
"I was glad I had my run."
John Ratzenberger: "So please Minnesota don't judge us all by Al Franken." Victoria Jackson: "Oh, and go Vikings."
"So the point is, yes, a society and government takes care of citizens who need our help. That’s what America is all about."
"Get him a body bag, yeah!"
"Every parent in America wants the same thing. A good education for their childe."
"It is highly diverse. Even got a few old grey headed white guys like me."
"He's got the right philosophy which is America works from the ground up and not from the top down."
"Well, I think it is going to get worse before it gets better."
"I think that's going to be difficult for a period of time."
"Gave us a grocery list and $20 and told us to go purchase some items."
"Anthony Parker who plays with the Toronto Rapids now and gave us fits all season long."
Blue: Goodbye, Charlie. Pink: Yeah, goodbye, Charlie.
McCain: "Good evening, my fellow Americans: I'm John McCain." Palin: "And, you know, I'm just Sarah Palin."
" I think I liked you better before you were gettin' any!"
"Greetings, program!"
"I'm going to have to put you on the gamegrid."
"I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now.....quite confidently.....that it's going to be alright again."
"I want for them the same thing that we all want for our loved ones—for each of them to find a mate whom they love deeply and who loves them back; someone with whom they can grow old together and share life’s experiences."
"I'm just trying to get a rise out of you, that's all! For shits and giggles!"
"Great baby, Yeah!"
"Oh, groovy, baby!"
Julie: "I thought that.. yknow.. I thought maybe you were gay." Marcus: "That I was gay?... No. No no no baby..." Julie:" I didin't mean to offend you.. it's like OK to be a homosexual, Mike." Marcus:" Your not listenin'... it's not registerin'...OK? Believe me,... did you sleep in the bed? You didn't feel the ...
"I think I'm gonna crash."
"You know what we ought to do man? First thing, man. Go and get us a groovy dinner. Yeah, break out some of that cash man!"
Whoopi: "Okay, ladies, okay, we're done with this topic." Elisabeth: "I care!" Whoopi: "All right. Our first guest--" Elisabeth: "I care!" Whoopi: "Girl child, please!"
Alec: "Whoopi, this is an election like no other. And when Americans go to the polls, they're going to make the right decision, and vote for real change." Elisabeth: "Great: one more guest who drank the Obama Kool-Aid."
Drill Instructor: "Do you suck dicks?" Recruit: "SIR, NO SIR!" Drill Instructor: "BULLSHIT! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!" Recruit: "SIR, NO SIR!"
"GET THE FUCK DOWN OFF OF MY OBSTACLE!! NOW!!! "
"You are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on earth! You're not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!!
Drill Instructor: "God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to The Corps. Do you ladies understand?" Recruits: "Sir! Yes sir!" Drill Instructor: "I can't hear you!" Recruits: "Sir! Yes sir!"
Drill Instructor: "God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to The Corps. Do you ladies understand?" Recruits: "Sir! Yes sir!" Drill Instructor: "I can't hear you!" Recruits: "Sir! Yes sir!"
Drill Instructor: "God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to The Corps. Do you ladies understand?" Recruits: "Sir! Yes sir!" Drill Instructor: "I can't hear you!" Recruits: "Sir! Yes sir!"
Drill Instructor: "God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to The Corps. Do you ladies understand?" Recruits: "Sir! Yes sir!" Drill Instructor: "I can't hear you!" Recruits: "Sir! Yes sir!"
Drill Instructor: "God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to The Corps. Do you ladies understand?" Recruits: "Sir! Yes sir!" Drill Instructor: "I can't hear you!" Recruits: "Sir! Yes sir!"
Kirk: "They gave her back to me, Scotty." Scotty: "Gave her back ,sir? I doubt it was that easy with Nogura." Kirk: "Y'er right. (Said with Scottish accent)" Scotty: "Well, any man that could manage such a feet, I would not dare disappoint. She'll launch on time, sir, and she'll be ready."
" I think I liked you better before you were gettin' any!"
"Greetings, program!"
"I'm going to have to put you on the gamegrid."
"I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now.....quite confidently.....that it's going to be alright again."
"THAT was Mozart! That giggling dirty-minded creature I'd just seen...crawling on the floor!"
(To Mozart) "I tell you...you are the greatest composer known to me."
"Go on! Mock me! Laugh! (Mozart and others laughing) That was not Mozart laughing, father....that was God. That was God laughing at me through that obscene giggle."
"There she stood...up stage for all to see, showing off like the greedy songbird she was."
Caroline: "But what should I doooo?" Dr. Sobel: "Well, the first thing I think that you should do, is to stop whining about this pathetic loser! FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! YOU ARE A TRADEGY QUEEN! STEVE DOESN'T LIKE ME! STEVE DOESN'T RESPECT ME! OH WHO GIVES A SHIT! GET A FUCKIN' LIFE!!!"
Dr. Sobel: "Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother." Paul Vitti: (Sighs)...."Fuckin' Greeks!"
Paul Vitti: "God bless you, you've got a fuckin' gift." Dr. Sobel: "No, I dont." Paul Vitti: "Yes you do!" Dr. Sobel: "I really don't." Paul Vitti: "YES YOU DO!"
Dave: "What part of Germany do you...hail from?" Galaxia: "I'm from a little Bavarian village called 'Licken ze Dicken'. Care to visit?" Dave: "Actually, I, uh....like to spend most of my time in 'Girls-without-weinersville'"
"C'mon baby! Work with me people, alright! Show me love! (camera clicks) Great Baby! Yeah!"
President: "It appears to be a letter from the entire environmental community. These people are out of control!" Louis:"Well, they're frustrated, Mr. President." McCall: "Are they blaming the President for global warming?" Louis: "Well, they don't think he caused it, if that's what you mean."
"Golly Bob Howdy!"
"Yee-ha! Giddy-up partner!!"
"Can we go now, please people? A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow."
"Well, goddamn!!"
"I'm glad we had this talk."
"Sometimes, I can't tell at all what's going on in that head of yours."
"I LOVE getting up in the morning. I clap my hands and say 'This is going to be a great day!"
"Could you get past yourself for a second? Jesus!"
"This guy would go home with a gardening tool right now if it showed interest."
Tyson: "Go mofo!" Marcee: "Uh-uh. Come here…come here. Why don't you be the first man in your family not to use that word…then we'll let you live."
The Mole: "You realize that by doing this, we could be grounded for two, perhaps even three weeks?" Kyle: "We're willing to take that risk!"
"I'm not letting you get rid of me."
"Now you see that evil will always triumph…because good is dumb."
"GOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!"
"Girls your age don't do things like that. Do you need an explanation?"
"Good deal, boss!"
"Get busy living…or get busy dying. That's goddamn right."
"Do they think that the terrorists have all of a sudden become the good guys and changed their minds. No! The terrorists still seek to destroy America and her allies and all that it is that we stand for. Freedom, tolerance, equality, the terrorists have not changed their minds."
Yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.
Avengers: "And I must say something also, governor, you've been pranked by the Masked Avengers. We are two comedians from Montreal." Palin: "Ohhh, have we been pranked? And what radio station is this?" Avengers: "CKOI in Montreal."
"Get some college kids to help you move, then lock them in the truck!"
"What a great place to get to cast a vote. I'll tell you it's such an honor of course to get to be able to be back home with my friends and family to exercise my right to vote."
"Work together to get our country moving again."
"This campaign was and will remain the great honor of my life."
"To the American people for giving me a fair hearing before deciding that Senator Obama and my old friend Senator Joe Biden should have the honor of leading us for the next four years."
"I call on all Americans, as I have often in this campaign, to not despair of our present difficulties, but to believe, always, in the promise and greatness of America."
"Thank you, and God bless you, and God bless America. Thank you all very much."
"Thank you. God bless you. And may God bless the United States of America."
"Senator McCain was gracious. He's a great patriot."
"It's very simple. He has gone along with corporate power from the moment he entered politics in the state Senate."
"Well, you know, I don't think anybody should give Sarah Palin that much credit that I would trump an economic woeful time that occurred two months ago that my presence would trump the economic crisis that America found itself in a couple of months ago and attribute John McCain's loss to me."
"Oh I can't wait to get back to work full time which we've been continuing to do of course as Governor of Alaska but there in Alaska. Producing energy for the rest of this nation. We've got to be energy secure."
The goal of my plan is to provide tax relief to families that are struggling, but also to boost the capacity of the economy to grow from the bottom up.
We must also remember that the financial crisis is increasingly global and requires a global response.
My priority is going to be how do we grow the economy, how do we create more jobs?
"Not my gumdrop buttons!"
"Those goofy bastards are just about the best thing I've got going in this…crazy world."
"Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember."
"Get used to disappointment."
"Get busy living…or get busy dying. That's goddamn right."
"Oh groovey baby... yeah."
"Good on ya, mate!"
"I always just envisioned the right one being someone I could see myself growing old with."
Robbie: "That is a luscious ass right there isn't it? Ummm my God!" Glen: "That's grade A top choice meat." Robbie: "I'd like to bite right through that thing."
Robbie: "You know what? The first time this guy saw you he told me he was gonna hit on you." Julia: "Really!" Sammy: "That's not true." Robbie: "Yeah it is, you told me she was in trouble. She was gonna get it and she didn't even know it." Sammy: "He's teasing I would never say that." Robbie: "What? You said yo...
"Goodbye my love!"
"GRIPES!!!"
Harry: "I think you're wrong Lloyd." Lloyd: "How much you want to bet?" Harry: "I don't bet." Lloyd: "What do you mean you don't bet?" Harry: "I mean I don't bet." Lloyd: "Pussy pusssy pussssy. Yeah right. I bet you 20 bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day." Harry: "No way." Lloyd: "I'll give you ...
"What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?"
"Step right up folks. See if you can out drive the amazing golf ball uh whacker guy."
Chubbs: "Golf's no different than hockey. Requires talent and self discipline." Happy: "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
"OH YEAH! WOOO HOOOOO! YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT! YOU LIKE THAT BABY? PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!"
"God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps."
"Oh groovey baby... yeah."
"I'm getting ready to buy a company."
"Go out there and find out about it."
"John McCain is the one for the better part of the last year has been telling us we made great economic progress under George Bush."
"A very plan that Barack laid out almost a year and a half ago that George W. Bush has now embraced."
"And I think, I think giving Bob Gates some more time to do the kinds of things he's doing would be a very wise course of action."
"Please get us some medication. It's simple. It's simple. There's no convulsions with it. It's just simple. Just, please get it. Before it's too late. The GDF20 will be here, I tell you. Get moving', get moving', get moving'."
"They're gonna massacre our children. And also the ones that they take capture, they're gonna just let them grow up and be dummies like they want them to be. And not grow up to be a person like the one and only Jim Jones."
"It is said by the greatest of prophets from time immemorial: 'No man may take my life from me; I lay my life down'."
"What is patently false is that I ever asked anybody at this convention to go out and buy me anything."
"Maybe there is some characterizing of me going rouge when once and a while I would say something hey I said it from the heart. I believed in going off script."
"I mean of course it's fair. I mean really the whole thing about that show is get the laugh. It always has been and always will be."
"In politics, people sometimes go to great lengths to avoid stating the obvious, but I think it’s about time that we all remembered that the greatest measure of a president is whether he protected and defended this great country."
"I’m thankful he is my soldier son’s commander in chief and for that, I say God bless George W. Bush, and I thank you, Mr. President."
"We don't let obsessive, extreme partisanship get in the way of just doing what's right for the people who have hired us."
"I looked at her and thought – and I thought, Bristol, honey, you're going to have to grow up really fast and she is a strong and kind-hearted young woman. She is going to make a great mom. She – she is very strong. She is going to be just fine."
"We're going to give you a chance here. But if you don't do the right things as chairman, if you know, we see any continuation of this kind of behavior, well, then, at that point, you know, the game is up at that point."
"I don't buy the idea that guilt by association should be any part of our politics."
James Bond: "Pussy?" Pussy Galore: "What happened? Where's Goldfinger?" James Bond: "Playing his golden harp"
James Bond: "Good morning. My name's Bond, James Bond"
[A telephone rises out from a compartment next to the bed] Miss Mary Goodnight: "What's the matter?" James Bond: "Something came up. Hello?" M: "Ah there you are Bond, well done congratulations" James Bond: "Thankyou sir" M: "Is Miss Goodnight with you I'd like a word with her" James Bond: "H...
"I gotta pee."
"If you think that by threatening me, that you can get me to be your slave, well, that's where you're right."
Christmas: "I have to get it back or someone's gonna have my butt." Bond: "First things first."
“It goes from God to Jerry to me, get it?”
Clark: "This tree isth a thymbol of the thpirit of the Gristhwold family Christhmas.", Rusty: "Dad, did you bring the saw?"
Eddie: "It's a good lookin' vehicle, ain't it? But don't you go falling in love with it, now! Cause we're taking it with us when we leave here next month.", Clark: (choking)
"We're goin' to war!"
"Look, it's either me or them. You're getting' fucked one way or the other!"
"I think you should give it to me"
Vinny: "What this, over here?", Cook: "You never heard of grits?", Vinny: "Sure, sure I heard of grits, I just actually never seen a grit before."
Indy: "Meet me at Omar's, be ready for me. I'm going after that truck!" Sallah: "How?" Indy: "I don't know, I'm making this up as I go!"
Vizzini: "Faster!" Fezzik: "I thought I was going faster?!?
Inigo: "Who are you?" Westley: "No one of consequence." Inigo: "I must know." Westley: "Get used to disappointment!" Inigo: "Ok."
"Good evening, Dave."
"Guess what…I think I'm parked in a red zone."
Green: "You should know something about me and the people I work with. We deal with the left, or the right, with dictators, or liberators. If the current president had been more agreeable, I wouldn't be talking to you. So, if you decide not to sign, you will wake up with your balls in your mouth and your willing rep...
Bond: "I bet you make it 20 miles before you consider drinking that... goodbye, Mr. Green"
"I think it's important to get a national security team in place because transition periods are potentially times of vulnerability to a terrorist attack. We wanna make sure that there is as seamless a transition on national security as possible."
"And whether it's coming from FDR or it's coming from Ronald Reagan, if the idea is right for the times then we're gonna apply it. And things that don't work we're gonna get rid of."
"I told him, 'Good job. Well done.'"
"I think there is a gay and secular fascism in this country that wants to impose its will on the rest of us, is prepared to use violence, to use harassment."
"This is all about going forward. The problems our country faces now at home, particularly, and abroad are immense."
"What exposes us to failure now is the global financial crisis which has severely restricted credit availability."