I happen to have a lot of experience with gay lesbians. My aunt Camillia, Camy for short, is a very proud gay, short haired person who wears dungarees. And she trains dogs. She has a friend who has a mustache. That is a gay woman.

That's why I'm forming a new company. Here's the pitch: Windpower, Bandwidth, Chinese Market.

My name is William Coleman, I was born in Pittsburgh in 1931. I am age 77, married with two children, four grandchildren and one great grandson. I've long been a lifelong resident of the city of Pittsburgh and currently a resident in the Homewood section of Pittsburgh. I am retired although I have an active live eng...

"Well, I think it is a realignment. But I'm not sure that it falls neatly into the categories that we call Democratic and Republican. I think it's partly a generational realignment."

"The Screaming Eagles, the Night Stalkers, the Fist special forces group have gone on the offence in the war against these killers and thugs. You have taken the battle of the terrorists over seas so we do not have to face them here in the United States."

"We are going to go through our federal budget as I promised during the campaign page by page, line by line. Eliminating those programs we don't need and insisting that those that we do need operate in a sensible, cost effective way."

"The fate of our nation and the future of our children will be forged in the crucible of these global challenges."

"And may God bless you and all who serve with you and our great country."

"You want to be a voice of a generation get in line. It goes me, Obama Girl, the FreeCreditReport.com guys. Then it's a tie between you and Crocs."

"And also I don't have one of those things going with the cue cards so I'm going to speak longer than anybody else has spoken tonight. That's the way it goes."

"I rode on the plane up today with Mike Krzyzewski, my good friend and a wonderful coach. People don't realize he's ten times a better person than he is a coach, and we know he's a great coach. He's meant a lot to me in these last five or six months with my battle."

"Lombardi, what he said was he didn't go in. He waited. His team was wondering: Where is he? Where is this great coach? He's not there. Ten minutes -- he's still not there. Three minutes before they could take the field Lombardi comes in, bangs the door open, and I think you all remember what great presence he had, ...

Daughter: "You gonna get alcohol?" Dave: "Huh?" Daughter: "Don't get alcohol." Dave: "Huh?" Daughter: "Don't get alcohol, cause you see what it's doing to you?"

"You know… I really… I'm serious about… let me…"

"Get this freakin' duck away from me!"

"The King's gone mad with power! He's gonna eat the Chort!"

"George Bush doesn't care about black people."

It's a pretty good plan and we should be able to pull it off this time.

God damn it, Leeroy.

God damn.

"Surely God is mad at America! He's sending hurricane after hurricane after hurricane!"

"Don't you think it would be funny if you glued Strongsad's hands to his face? I think it would be. Alex, Medford, NJ. I'm one step ahead of you Alex."

"That was a violent event. Guns were brought. At least one gun was drawn. The potential for harm to occur in that room was tremendous."

"Put me on the guest list plus one for that show, huh? I probably take Pom Pom, you know, he's been pretty cool lately."

"I can't help but notice how incredibly gorgeous you are. I love they way you walk around with no shirt on so confidently. Anyways, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime."

"Hey sign, are you haunted? How about you tire, any ghosts? Chinese food, you a ghost? It’s the ghost of General Tso! Oh wait, it's just groddy and rotten."

"Yup, I remember those days Mike, those were good days… good days."

"I sound like one of the Golden Girls or some kinda a guy that might sing a song. Welcome to the high voice crew, I hope you have a high voice too…I guess I got kicked outta the high voice crew."

"Get in line sister! I mean, you know how many freakin emails I get like this a day…from ladies with proper grammar."

"And the words that were taught to the kids were umm, fangoriously…gelatinous…and umm linebacker. You know, education at its finest."

"So here's what you do. You wait until he comes home, then light a few candles, then maybe have a glass of wine, the put on my hit single, 'You're really ugly, but there's nobody cute around.'"

"Then there's the one where Bubs built the Strong Bad robot outta box of grapenuts and a speak and spell." Robot "Now spell come back Ali, come back Ali's sister." "No way, that sounds just like me."

"Give me some of this."

"Now lets go break open that glow stick and poor it into Homestar Runner's Mountain Dew."

"Hey you guys, just dropping you a line from the Great Mound. I've got two words for, false advertising. There is nothing great about this mound, okay?"

"You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma."

"You know what happens when you fuck around on your woman? You just got her a 'Get Some Dick Free Card'."

"Georgy Porgy pudding and pie, jerked off in his girlfriend's eye. When her eye was dry and shut, Georgy fucked that one eyed slut, oh!"

"Good old mother goose. Remember her? Oh! You're unfucking believable."

"Fuck me in the goat ass!"

"Sue me if I go to fast, but the sons of his opponents wish that he was their dad. Got a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart. He'll kick you apart! He'll kick you apart!"

"Dave, Dave, it's the God damn cops."

"I was taken to the ghetto once, that's the worst when you're taken and you're not expecting to go. Usually you want to know when you're going to the ghetto, like, 'I'm gonna see some wild shit, I gotta prepare myself to see something crazy.' When you're taken its different. I had a limousine driver, it was after th...

" I started looking out the window, see gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store, where the fuck you taking me? This don't look good."

"The only think I know about George Bush, Jr. is that guy sniffed cocaine. That's right. Now listen we can not have that shit in the White House. That might be fine for a mayor, but God damn it, not in the White House."

"Out of the UFOs come thousands of 100 foot Native American Indians. We're gonna be watching like 'Fuck those are huge Indians, please tell me they aren't giant Indians, Goddamnit they're huge Indians, alright good game America, we had some fun huh.' Hi Giant Indians, we did some shit and ahhh... Could you show us h...

"Yeah. Wooh. Good crowd. Big night. Places everyone. Don't give up on me that quick, Jesus."

"How much, eh give me 40 dollars…No? Ok give me 5."

"Get Brett Weir, I said."

Judge Jackie Glass tells OJ Simpson to stand.

"As a judge who presides in this courtroom every day and over trials -- hundreds of trials during the six years I have been here, I have great respect for the criminal justice system."

"Today was a good day for our family."

Chris: "Look, I know you hate me but I need to speak with Jamie, where is she?" Mr. Palomino: "She gone off with Mr. Lee." Clark: "Dry Cleaner?" Mr. Palomino: "No, Dusty you jackass."

Samantha: "God, I wanna lick your skin off." Chris: "I'd prefer you didn't." Samantha: "But I want to." Chris: "Don't….. Oh god…. Owww, OK." Samantha: "Oohh, you're gonna get it, you're gonna get it baby." Chris: "I don’t want it." Samantha: "Bad kitty, meow ." Chris: "OK!"

"Vesper? I do hope you gave your parents hell for that."

Bond: "Vodka-martini." Bartender: "Shaken or stirred?" Bond: "Do I look like I give a damn?"

"Oh man you got to be kidding me. God Damn Japs are everywhere!"

"OOOO u got pawned babe, u jap bitch!"

"Mooom! Butters just gave me a hickey!"

"I think I would make a good vampire if you just gave me an opportunity."

"Lets just face it. They bogarted our style. Everyone is going to think we're trying to be butthole vampires now. We might as well go to the freakin' GAP and buy normal cloths."

"You do it right now or you're going to be grounded!"

"Butters, this is your father! Explain why you snuck into another boy's bedroom and gave him a hickey!!"

"At least when Detroit loses money, we get cars. So give them the money."

"Good grief."

Lucy Van Pelt: "And get rid of that stupid blanket! What's a Christmas shepherd gonna look like holding a stupid blanket like that?" Linus Van Pelt: "Well, this is one Christmas shepherd who's going to keep his trusty blanket with him."

"Well its got a little something under the hood there doesn't it."

"Goodbye Cornelius. I hope you find lots of tinsel."

"Goodbye, Hermey. Whatever a dentist is, I hope someday you will be the greatest."

"Just give it time. Wait till all these mortgages reset."

"You're going to see places go up about 10%. And here's why because you're going to come into a regular normal market and a regular normal market so that’s about the appreciation you're going to get."

"This stock..they might as well be putting it in cereal boxes and giving it away that's how cheap it is."

"A dentist! Good grief!"

"From what I see now, that will cut through the murkiest storm they can dish up. What I'm trying to say is, Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

"Great bouncing icebergs."

"After all if he's going to be on my team someday he better get to know me."

"She's like wearing…"

"Grenade!"

"And now it was Frosty's good fortune that at the bottom of the hill was a tiny green house use to grow precious poinsettias."

Professor Hinkle: "Now, give me that hat, or else." Frosty: "Or else what?" Professor Hinkle: "Don't bother me with details. Just give me that hat!"

"Hocus, I've got to get Karen all warmed up or she's a goner. I can't make a fire. Oh boy, that's one thing I really can't do."

"Mr. Grinch! You're a bad banana with a...greasy black peel!"

"And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day."

"What a great Grinchy trick."

"It's GO time!"

"Just once I'd like to be gaga"

"George of the Jungle yell"

"Give me liberty, or give me pizza pie."

"Goodnight Johnboy."

"Gomer Pyle opening theme."

"Get me the modem... and a shower cap..."

"Grunt Grunt Grunt."

"Mckenzie Brothers Great White North opening call."

Employee: "May i help you?" Guy: "Buttplugs." Employee: "Spark plugs? 1 second."

George's date thanks him for the Big Mac.

"Goodnight Stupid"

"I am going MMAAAAAD!"

"Go on! Get out of here!"

Gritty Kitty Litter commercial

"The King in his sorrow said all soup shall be banished. All rats are illegal. Get me that rat!"

"Get the princess!"

"I'm going to kill you all kinds of dead."

"The Spirit thinks he can't stay hurt. I'm getting el spirito dead while I still can."

Woody: "What's going on Mr. Peterson?" Norm: "Let's talk about what's going in Mr. Peterson."

He sings "Believe it or Not, I'm not Home."

"Oh, I gotta get on that Internet -- I'm late on everything."

"You guys need to get a life. Just stay put, alright? I'll be back later and kick your weaselly asses."

"You know we, could like, go to jail for this."

"What is goin' on here?"

Tim does an AHA! grunt

"Get down from there!"

Tim's grunt.

"Great jumpin' catfish, where did you find those monstrosities?"

"Oh, Good Grief!"

"Great gopher holes, it slipped my mind"

"Can we just get on with it!?!?"

"Good morning Mr. Phelps"

"Good evening all, and a wonderful evening it's gonna be."

"Guilt's written all over him."

"It's like getting beaten with a bag of oranges."

"Goodnight, Jerry."

"Goodnight, Newman."

"I'm going to put this one, right between her pretty…that's the line of the show right here."

Snarf: "Oh, Lion-O…(cough cough)" Lion-O: "What's the matter Snarf?" Snarf: "Got a cold."

"You're getting togther with some of your JACKASS friends?"

Snarf: "You've got to get back to the lair Panthro, before those mutants do something drastic." Panthro: "Ohhh, get yourself together."

"Good mor-ning!!"

"Wow. Good work Nancy Drew."

"You could give me the nice face discount."

"Freddy, get the fuck up here!"

"How touching and paternal, Black. Perhaps Potter will grow up to be a felon, just like his godfather."

"You'll find Ken wherever toys are sold. Look for the special tag that tells you he's the geniune Ken."