Harry: Wait a minute! Ron: You understand right, harry? Once I make my move, the Queen will take me. Then you're free to check the King. Harry: No. Ron, NO! Hermione: What is it? Harry: He's going to sacrifice himself. Hermione: No, you can't, there must be another way! Ron: Do you want to stop Snape fro...

Mayor: Have any of you mentioned this note to anyone? How about you? Harry: Nobody. Mayor: Your wife, sweetheart, the press? Harry: Nobody.

Halt!

He is the son of a coward.

Nakudu: D'Leh......I know how it feels to lose a good friend. Your father was mine. D'Leh: I barely remember him. Nakudu: He remembered you.

His heart hurt when he spoke of a young boy behind the Great Mountains.

He says the one who follow this woman should turn back or she will die.

He is not a god!

He's one of the thousands of species that we've encountered. We live in a peaceful Federation with most of them. The people you see are here by choice.

Siegfried: How do I know you're not Control? Maxwell Smart: If I were Control, you'd already be dead. Siegfried: If you were Control, you'd already be dead. Maxwell Smart: Neither of us is dead, so I am obviously not from Control. Shtarker: That actually makes sense.

Larabee: Hey Maxine! Why don't you come over here and we'll play a little game I like to call: "Let's go to the dog show." I put a collar on you and make you my bitch! I think I really got inside his head! Max: I am not proud of what I just did.

23: He was lying Max Good shot! Max: Thanks. I am so sick of training. I want to get out on the field! 91: Give it up 23! It's just you and Maxie pad against the 6 of us! Max: Oh gee, Maxie pad. I've never heard that one before. I never have actually heard that before...

Charlie: He's slowing down. Mike: He's gonna stick. Mr. Teavee: I think he has. Mr. Salt: He's blocked the whole pipe.

Hey, by the way, did you guys know that chocolate contains a property that triggers the release of endorphins? Gives one the feeling of being in love. Heh.

Waitress: "Harry Potter." Who's Harry Potter? Harry: Oh, no one. Bit of a tosser, really.

Ron: How much for this? Fred and George: Five Galleons. Ron: How much for me? Fred and George: Five Galleons. Ron: I'm your brother. Fred and George: Ten Galleons.

Harry: How do I look? Luna Lovegood: Exceptionally ordinary.

Ron Weasley: He'll be here, soon. Hermione Granger: Will you stop eating? Your best friend is missing! Ron Weasley: Oi.Turn around, you lunatic! Ginny Weasley: He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood? Ron Weasley: Well, it looks like it's his own this time.

How grand it must be to be the Chosen One.

He's in for a world of hurt.

Sgt. Powers: Hey, there, bad boy. Kevin: Sarge.

Sgt. Powers: He said you almost got into a car when you were kids? Sean: Oh, it was shit. Well, there was this car. Me, Jimmy and a kid named Boyle were in front of my house. This car came up the street and took Dave away. Sgt. Powers: Abduction? Sean: Yeah, guys pretending to be cops. Convinced Dave to get in...

He don't speak. Father couldn't shut up, but his son's a mute. Oh, yeah, life's fucking fair.

Holy buckets.

Hey, little boy. Don't push my button.

Charlie: Willy Wonka. Willy Wonka in disguise: That's the one. Says here in the paper his new candies aren't selling very well. But I suppose maybe he's just a rotten egg who deserves it. Charlie: Yep. Willy Wonka: Oh, really? You ever met him? Charlie: I did. I thought he was great at first, but then h...

Willy Wonka: How do you feel about little raspberry kites? Charlie Bucket: With licorice instead of string. Mrs. Bucket: Boys... No business at the dinner table. Charlie Bucket: Sorry, mom. Willy Wonka: I think you're on to something, though, Charlie.

Him and Dad don't get on. Probably because me dad says potions are rubbish. Says the only potion worth having is a stiff one at the end of the day.

Luna Lovegood: Hello, everyone. You look dreadful, Ron. Is that why you put something in his cup? Is it a tonic? Hermione: Liquid luck. Don't drink it, Ron.

How does it feel, Harry? When you see Dean with Ginny? I know. I see the way you look at her. You're my best friend.

He's got more tentacles than a Snarfalump plant.

Eve Kendall: He went that way. I think he got off. Conductor: All aboard! Thornhill: Thank you. Eve Kendall: It's quite all right. Thornhill: Seven parking tickets. Eve Kendall: Oh.

Hey, look. The hat, he is a Frisbee.

Eve Kendall: Just lie still. Thornhill: Have you got any olive oil? Eve Kendall: Olive oil? Thornhill: I want to be packed in olive oil if I'm a sardine.

Eve Kendall: Hello there. Thornhill: Hello. Hmm. Tell me, why are you so good to me? Eve Kendall: Shall I climb up and tell you why?

Eve Kendall: How do I know you aren't a murderer? Thornhill: You don't. Eve Kendall: Maybe you're planning to murder me right here tonight. Thornhill: Shall I? Eve Kendall: Please do.

State Police Detective: Have you seen the man we're looking for? Eve Kendall: Oh, Mr. Thornycroft? State Police Detective: Thornhill. Eve Kendall: Oh, no. No, I'm awfully sorry, but good luck to you both.

Eve Kendall: He followed me here from the hotel. Leonard: He was in your room? Thornhill: Sure. Isn't everybody?

...don't you two read?

Thornhill: How do we know it's not a fake? It looks like a fake. Woman at Auction: Well one thing we know you're no fake. You're a genuine idiot.

Handle with care, fellas. I'm valuable property.

So horribly sad, how is it I feel like laughing?

Has anyone ever told you that you overplay your various roles rather severely, Mr. Kaplan?

"Oh God's Country, I thought you said Cop Country. I pictured you face down, spread eagle on the hood of your car..."

Dave: Hey, you think I could get that sprite, Sean? Sean: Sure. Dave: Oh, I get it. You're the good cop. How about a meatball sub while you're at it? I ain't your bitch, Dave. Looks like you'll have to wait. Yeah, but you're someone's bitch, aren't you, Sean?

Celeste: He's been acting kind of nuts lately. I'm almost afraid of him. Do you know something? Jimmy: I know he was taken in by the cops this morning. I know he saw Katie the night she was murdered. Didn't tell me about it till after the cops questioned him. I know he's got a hand That looks like it's been punchi...

Jimmy: How long? Sgt. Powers: How long what? Jimmy: How long before you catch my daughter's killer?

Jimmy: How long? Sgt. Powers: How long what? Jimmy: How long before you catch my daughter's killer? I need to know. Sgt. Powers: You bargaining with us? Jimmy: Bargaining? Sgt. Powers: You giving us a deadline? We'll speak for Katie, Mr. Markum. If that's okay with you. Jimmy: Just find my daughter's kil...

3

Have you tried a psychiatrist or a priest?

Father Lamont: Praying. Have you tried praying? Sharon: Prayer?

Dr. Tuskin: Demons? We make our own demons up here. You're obsessed with the idea. Father Lamont: I'm not obsessed! I'm not! I admit that I'm fascinated, but I know the dangers. Father Merrin himself was afraid that he'd slip into admiration. Dr. Tuskin: How about adulation?

Father Lamont: How can I help her? Kokumo: Which girl would you help... The one possessed by Pazuzu or the one held by Father Merrin?

He is with me. Come down. Down, father... to meet me.

Robie: Hmph. He picks perfect victims with only the right stones. Goes up walls, over the roofs, down through the skylights, leaves no clue and then disappears in the night. Bertani: Just like John Robie, the Cat.

Danger: Hey, you know... I gots nothin' against niggers. Scrap: Well, that's nice to hear. Danger: Yeah. Yeah, lots of people where I comes from does, But my mama taught me not to cause hurt to no man, Niggers or not. Scrap: You got a nice mama.

He will wait for you at the entrance of the flower market in Nice. He will find you. I told him you will be tossing a coin in the air.

Hubba hubba hubba, pig bastard.

Harry: You know, you're crazy if you think you've heard the last of this guy. He's gonna kill again. DA: How do you know? Harry: Because he likes it.

Chief: Have you been following that man? Harry: Yeah, I've been following him, on my own time. And anybody can tell I didn't do that to him. Chief: How? Harry: 'Cause he looks too damn good, that's how.

Harry: Hey, Big D. Beat up another 10 year old? Big D: This one deserved it. Big D's Friends: Yeah.

Happy, are we, now? You've finally done it. You've finally driven him loopy.

Ron: What's going on? Seamus Finnigan: He's mad, is what's going on. Do you believe the rubbish he's come out with about You-Know-Who? Ron: Yeah. I do. Has anyone else got a problem with Harry?

Harry: And how's theory supposed to prepare us for what's out there? Dolores Umbridge: There is nothing out there, dear. Who do you imagine wants to attack children like yourself? Harry: Oh, I don't know. Maybe Lord Voldemort.

Hermione: He's just being modest. Harry: No, Hermione, I'm not. Facing this stuff in real life is not like school. In school, if you make a mistake, you can just try again tomorrow. But out there......when you're a second away from being murdered...

Frankie: No, you ain't breathing because you're knocking 'em out in the first round, that's what. Maggie: Thought that was the point. The point is to get good. You can't get good if you keep knockin' 'em out in the first round. How am I going to get you fights? Nobody wants to see their fighter embarrassed.

How dare you? Filthy half-breed.

Harry, it isn't how you are alike. It's how you are not.

He's back.

Lucius Malfoy: Haven't you always wondered what was the reason for the connection between you and the Dark Lord. Why he was unable to kill you when you were just an infant. Don't you want to know the secret, of your scar. All of the answers are there, Potter, in your hand. All you have to do is give it to me, I can ...

He really is out there, isn't he? We've got to be able to defend ourselves. And if Umbridge refuses to teach us how, we need someone who will.

Harry Potter: How come you're not at the feast? Luna Lovegood: I've lost all my possessions. Apparently people have been hiding them. Harry Potter: That's awful! Luna Lovegood: Oh, it's all good fun. But as this is the last night, I really do need them back. Harry Potter: Do you want any help finding them? ...

Hermione, I hate your cat.

Hermione Granger: Harry, are you sure? Harry Potter: I saw it! It's just like with Mr. Weasley! It's the same door I've been dreaming about for months, only I couldn't remember where I'd seen it before! Sirius said Voldemort was after something, something he didn't have last time, and it's in the department of Mys...

Harry Potter: He's got Padfoot! He's got Padfoot at the place where it's hidden! Dolores Umbridge: Padfoot? What is Padfoot? And where what's hidden? What is he talking about Snape? Severus Snape: No idea.

"Here is the news!"

Harry. I wanted to apologize. Now even me mum says the Prophet's version of things don't add up. So, what I'm really trying to say is that I believe you.

Hey, big puffy version of June bug.

Throughout this ordeal, if we've learned anything it's that human life is sacred. And we've learned that every day life should be cherished. Justice is the backbone to every peaceful society. And l believe that true justice has been served.

Agent Strahm: How did you walk out of that building? Mark Hoffman: How did you? Agent Strahm: On a gurney, with a fucking hole in my throat! Look at you, couple of scratches, and a story about how your arm straps broke. Jigsaw doesn't make mistakes. Mark Hoffman: Is this you theorizing again? 'Cause Jigsaw's d...

As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And I know people are supposed to fall in love Before they reproduce, But I guess normalcy isn't really our style.

Vanessa: How do I look? Bren: Like a new mom. Scared shitless.

Juno: Have you guys thought of any names for the baby yet? Mark: Uh, sort of, yes. Vanessa likes madison for a girl. Juno: Madison? Wait, hold on. Isn't that, like, a little... Gay?

Leah: How many months has it been now? You're getting huge. Juno: Oh, it's honing in on eight. You should see how weird I look naked. Leah: I wish my fun bags would get bigger. Juno: God, trust me, you don't. I have to actually wear a frickin' bra now And rub all this nasty cocoa butter stuff on myself So, lik...

Juno: Hey, dad. Mac: Hey, big puffy version of June bug. Where you been? Juno: Oh, just out dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

Honest to blog?

Hello, and welcome.

Bren: Honey, had you considered You know... The alternative? Juno: No. Bren: Well, You're a little viking.

Mark: Have you seen the ads for the titanium power men's deodorant? Juno: Mmm! Uh-huh. Mmm-hmm. Titanium power-r-r-r, get more snatch by the baa-atch. Mark: Right. Paid for this kitchen.

Paulie: Hey, what's up? Juno: Not much. I just... Wanted to come say hey. I mean, I miss like... Just hanging out with you.

Hell, I made a lot of mistakes in my life. I'm just trying to keep you from doing the same.

Frankie: How many eyes you need to finish this fight? Maggie: One's enough.

Maggie's Mom: How do you make your mark? Can you hold a pen? Maggie's Sister: She gotta do it with her teeth, mama. Maggie's Mom: Huh? Maggie's Sister: You gotta put it in her mouth. Maggie's Mom: Here you go, honey. Maggie: Did you see the fight, mama? Maggie's Mom: Honey, you know how I feel abo...

How'd you get all the ice in here through this little, tiny hole?

Constance Spano: How did you get this number? David Levinson: Do me a favor. Walk to the window. Constance Spano: And I'm looking for what? David Levinson: You'll see. Over here. See us? We're here. Constance Spano: How does he do that?

How does he do that?

Julius Levinson: Hey, don't tell him to shut up! You'd all be dead now if it wasn't for my David. None of you did anything to prevent this. Gen. Gray: There was nothing we could do. We were totally unprepared for this. Julius Levinson: Aw! Don't give me unprepared. Constance Spano: Come on,Julius. It was in th...

Hey, a toast. To the end of the world.

Constance: Haven't you ever wanted to be part of something special? David Levinson: I was part of something special.

Well... we're going to, uh... have to, um, ahem, fly their alien craft out of our atmosphere and dock with it.

Mark: Have you ever been to a dance before? Juno: Dances are for nerds and squares. Mark: What are you?

Hey, could we give my kid the damn spinal tap already?!

He didn't feel like ours. I think he was always hers.

Hi. I've got an appointment with Mr. Ullman. My name's Jack Torrance.

Lloyd: How are things going, Mr. Torrance? Jack: Things could be better, Lloyd. Things could be a whole lot better.

Here's to 5 miserable months on the wagon and all the irreparable harm that it's caused me.

Here's Johnny!

Hello, boys! I'm back!

Hallelujah.

Hi, Lloyd. A little slow tonight, isn't it?

How much blood will you shed to stay alive, Paul?

Hello, Agent Strahm. If you are hearing this then you have once again found what you're looking for. Or so you think. Your dedication is to be commended. But I ask you if you have learned anything on your journey of discovery. As the old adage goes: ''Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. '' The si...

Doctor: Can you remember what you were doing just before you started brushing your teeth? Danny: Talking to Tony. Doctor: Is Tony one of your animals? Daniel: No. He's a little boy that lives in my mouth.

Hoffman: I ask you, Special Agent Strahm, have you learned enough to trust me? Will you heed my warning? For if you do not Strahm: Fuck you Hoffman: ....this room will forever be your tomb. And my legacy will become yours.

Hi Danny!

How did you know we call him doc?

Have you noticed lately the captain seems to be acting a bit strange... er?

Ha. A heading. Set sail in a... general... that way direction.

Here's to 5 miserable months on the wagon.

Hair of the dog that bit me.

Have you not introduced yourself all these years as Captain Jack Sparrow?

Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic… terrific soprano. Worth at least four... maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention... he's in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy ...

Pintel: Haul loose the mooring line! Ragetti: He's got me eye! He won't give it back. Pintel: Well how'd you get it back last time?

How do you know of the key?

Maccus: The boy's not here. He must've been claimed by the sea. Davey Jones: I am the sea.

Pintel: How'd this go all screwy? Ragetti: Well, each wants the chest for hisself, don't 'e? Mr. Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor. Old Jack's looking to trade it, save his own skin. And Turner there, I think 'e's trying to settle some unresolved business twixt him and his twice-cursed pirate...

Sgt. Hartman: How tall are you, private? Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, 5'9", sir. Sgt. Hartman: Five-foot-9. I didn't know they stacked shit that high. You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere?

Leah: How did you even generate enough pee For three pregnancy tests? That's amazing. Juno: I don't know. I drank, like, ten tons of SunnyD.

Hello, poppet.

Hi, Joker.

You know, half these gook whores are serving officers in the Vietcong. The other half have got TB. Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough.

Joker: How can you shoot women and children? Doorgunner: Easy. You just don't lead them so much.

Heave! Heave like you're being paid for it!

Hello, beastie.

He's a madman! I--I must warn the president!

Dryden: How did he die? James Bond: Your contact? Not well.

We may have lost the war, but heaven knows we haven't lost our sense of humor. No. Not even when we lost a lung, spleen, a bladder, two legs. thirty five feet of small intestine and our ability to reproduce all in the name of the south, do we ever lose our sense of humor!

Have you ever seen such a bunch of self righteous, arse covering prigs?

Rita: He's so impetuous. Artemus Gordon: Yes. He's an idiot.

Vesper Lynd: How was your lamb? James Bond: Skewered! One sympathizes. Vesper Lynd: Good evening, Mr. Bond. James Bond: Good evening, Ms. Lynd.

Hold out your arm. Hold out your arm, my beauty......or I will take your head.

Okay, you two, head for the exit! I'll take care of the dragon.

Donkey: Okay, so here's another question: Say there's a woman who digs you, right, but you really don't like her *that* way - now how do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? How do you do that? Princess Fiona: Just tell her she's not your true love!