He's not usually like this.

He's amazing.

Astrid: Hiccup, we just discovered the dragons' nest, the thing we've been after since Vikings first sailed here, and you want to keep it a secret? To protect your pet dragon? Are you serious? Hiccup: Yes.

Axel: So how long would it take to shave those legs anyway? Fry: I suppose you're trying to be charming. Axel: Actually, I'm just offering my grooming services. Fry: I don't think so.

Axel Foley: Oh, you mean the construction that's going on. Yes, I'm very embarrassed about that. What I'm trying to do, though, is just confine myself to the other five bedrooms. I'm used to compromising my lifestyle. Sergeant Taggart: Bullshit! You've stolen this house! Axel Foley: How the fuck can you steal a ...

Hey, let me drive!

Stoick: Here! Gobber: Oh, no! Here!

Barkeep: Hey, that's 7 bucks, buddy. Axel: For a Coke? I can get blown for $7.00.

Heh heh heh heh.

Axel Foley: Hey! Sound the alarm. You got a break in! City Deposit Guard: I need authorization. Axel Foley, Billy Rosewood: Authorized!

Have you submitted yourself for drug testing yet?

Ah, how you doing? Is this the illegal chop shop? One of them illegal places where they chop up cars? 'Cause I got a Buick out here belonged to my wife. I want the shit chopped up 'cause the bitch ain't been acting right. You know what I mean? Can you come out and take a look at it please.

Hands on switches and counting. Five...four...three...two...one. Launch.

Hey watch your speed hotshot. There's lots of obstructions down there.

Hey, one-eye! Look in my face when I talk to you, shit-heel.

Map to the Stars Eddie: Oh he's the man with the juice Snake. He has got the President's daughter. He's setting up something big, but I got a feeling you know all about that, right? Snake: Location. Map to the Stars Eddie: That way.

Hey! Oh, my God. I almost shot Uncle Dave!

Hey. Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Janice: Hey, I don't think you've seen the Tunnel of Love ride, have you, Axel? Axel: I didn't know y'all had a Tunnel of Love ride in Wonder World. Janice: Oh, there will be shortly. Axel: Aha. Janice: Aha.

Hot dogs!

Humans of Earth, I have come in peace. You need not fear me. I mean you no harm. However, it is important to note most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. And those who do survive will be enslaved and experimented on. You should in no way take any of this personally. It's just business. So just to recap: I co...

Donovan: How would you like to manage the Indians this year? Lou: Uh, I don't know. Donovan: What do you mean, you don't know? This is a chance to manage in the big leagues. Lou: Let me think it over, will you, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls. I'll talk to you later.

Hm... Eating cheese and baguettes by the Seine, feeding each other chocolate crepes.

Have some champagne while we're figuring this out!

Here comes the bride!

Honey, could you hit the snooze?

Here's to the thrill of defeat, Charlie.

Boy, how can these guys lay off pitches that close?

How's your wife and my kids?

Hey, in case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance, you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.

Here's the pitch to Cerrano. He swings, and drives one to deep left. Way back! Way back! This ball is gone! Yeah!

Hang it all! What's the point? It's a disaster.

How are you doing this? You're the luckiest guy I know.

Lou Brown: Hey, Jake. Hows the knees holding up? Jake Taylor: Great! Never been better. Lou Brown: Mobility's good? No problem getting off the throw to second? Jake Taylor: No problemo. Lou Brown: I need a catcher, Jake. Someone who can lead this team on the field. But I want the absolute truth, here, are yo...

It's a little hotter than I remember. Has the Earth gotten warmer? That'd be great to know that. That would be a very convenient truth.

I think he sees us. Hello! Hi! How you doing? Welcome! We are here to destroy you!

Hey, furball, where you been?

Hi. I'm Benzoate-Ostylezene-Bicarbonate. Or you can call me B.O.B., whichever's easier. Did I come on too strong? I'm sorry. I'm a little rusty. I've been in prison my whole life. Why'd I mention prison? Oh, I didn't mean to scare you. I'm just going to go. Oh, I feel so stupid.

Have fun exploding!

Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne. Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago. Stacy: Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out. Wayne Campbell: Well, it does actually, that's what breaking up is.

Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend i'm somebody else? Saddam: Satan. Your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I gonna pretend you are? Liza Minnelli?

Benjamin: Have you spoken to Wayne about the Vanderhoff spot? Russell: Yes, briefly. He was not very receptive. Benjamin: Oh really? Well I'll explain it to him that it's not a choice. It's in his contract Russell: Oh. Well Wayne will understand that right away... Not! Excuse me!

Happy birthday Mr. President happy birthday to you.

Hey, mr. Doughnuthead man, who's trying to kill you? I don't know, but they better not.

Cathy: He's impressed, Sally. He just can't show it. He's a professional soldier. It's his job not to be distracted. Come on. We got to go meet Daddy. Sally: I'm impressed.

Miller: Help the boy. Guardsman: No, he's had it.

Holy shnikes!

Tommy: How you doing, Mr. Reilly? Mr. Reilly: Oh, real good. I had a kidney removed last april, but I still have the other one.

Hard hats, gentlemen. You get hit in the head without wearing one, they scoop your brains out with a goddamn soup ladle.

Big Tom: How do we look? Richard: Chubby? I think that's the champagne talking.

Hey, Gilligan. Did you eat the skipper?

Hey, lady! There's a fat whale on your boat.

What's your name? How did you get here? How did you get in the ice? He's exhausted. We need to get him back to the village.

Katara: How'd you get all the way out here? Aang: I ran away from home. We got in a storm. We were forced under the water of the ocean. Katara: Oh. I see. Aang: It wasn't very smart. I was just upset. Thanks for saving me. Katara: Lucky. Aang: I probably should get home. They'll all be worried. Katara: Y...

Now, go help this boy. He will need you two. And we all need him.

He will need you two. And we all need him.

Monk Gyatso is gonna try and jump out and scare me at any moment. He's the teacher responsible for me. He's kind of like my father.

Firelord Ozai: Let's hope, for your sake, my son doesn't find this person first and he turns out to be the Avatar. He would return as a hero and, for all purposes, be your superior.

He thinks if he goes to another spiritual place, he can get back to the Spirit World.

He's entered the world code. No target code. Sir, that will shut down the entire planet.

He did it. He shut down the Earth.

How you doin'? Long time, no see. Remember me? Map To The Stars Eddie.

Richard: Housekeeping! Tommy: No, thank you. Sleeping. Richard: Housekeeping! Tommy: Come back in an hour. Richard: Housekeeping! You want towel? Tommy: No towels! Need sleepy. Richard: Housekeeping! You want mint for pillow? Tommy: Please, go away! Let me sleep, for the love of god! Richard: Houseke...

Hang on to your diapies, babies, We're goin' in.

Frenchie: Hey, Marty, are those new glasses? Marty: Oh, yeah, just got them for school. Don't you think they make me look smarter? Rizzo: Nah, you can still see your face.

Kenickie: Hey, any of you guys see that new chick at registration? Oh, she sure beats the foam domes around here. Sonny: You mean her jugs were bigger than Annette's? Kenickie: Nobody's jugs are bigger than Annette's.

Rizzo: Hauled your cookies all the way to the beach for some guy? Sandy: Well, he was sort of special. Rizzo: There ain't no such thing.

Phil: Hey, a baby store. Lil: Nice and wiggly. Tommy: You guys, help me pick one my mom will like.

Honey, I'm gonna have to call you back.

How could you fall asleep when you were supposed to be watching the kids?!

Rizzo: Hey, Zuko. I got a surprise for you. Danny: Oh, yeah? Rizzo: Yeah. Danny: Sandy! Sandy: Danny? Danny: What are you doing here? I thought you were going back to Australia. Sandy: We had a change of plan.

Kenickie: Hey, you got a couple of quarters? We can split an Eskimo Pie. Rizzo: My Dutch treat days are over. Kenickie: You plan on staying home a lot.

Hey, Rizzo's got a bun in the oven.

Sonny: Hey Putzie, why don't you call her? Danny: Come on. Let's get out of here. Putzie: Oh, Sandy. Wherefore art thou, Sandy?

Hey, guys, maybe we should stop playing around and figure out how to get home.

Rizzo: Hey. Marty, you ain't gonna tell nobody about this, right? Marty: Oh, sure, Rizz. Look, I'll take it to the grave, okay? Coming through, coming through. Come on, lady with a baby.

Hold my money. Don't let me go near the refreshment stand. All right. I'm not hungry.

He's not naughty. He's just a he's just a a baby!

Face it, Tommy. Having a baby brother just isn't what you expected.

He's my brother, Chuckie! I have to wish him back!

Tommy: I'm trying my best. I'm not my dad. Richard: That's right. You're not your dad. He could sell a catsup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.

He is your brother.

Wadsworth: I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her. Miss Scarlet: Oh. Was that his final word on the matter? Mrs. White: Being killed is pretty final, wouldn't you say?

I mean, I'm afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died, but, he was found dead at home. His head had been cut off, and so had his, uh... you know.

Wadsworth: But, he was your second husband. Your first husband also disappeared. Mrs. White: But that was his job. He was an illusionist. Wadsworth: But he never reappeared! Mrs. White: He wasn't a very good illusionist.

He's only a child.

How many husbands have you had? Mrs. White: Mine or other women's?

Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable.

Gomez: How long has it been since we've waltzed? Morticia: Oh, Gomez. Hours.

How can I compete? You're twice the woman I am.

Have you been having a good time?

It's so sweet. He looks just like a little entree.

Greta: Have you tried hard enough? Ask him, sweetheart. Tully: No, no, no, sweetheart. Don't ask.

Mr. Green: He couldn't have been dead. Professor Plum: He was. At least I thought he was, but what difference does it make now? Miss Scarlet: Makes quite a difference to him.

Juan Pablo: How come we can't ever have just, like, a salad? Nacho: Be grateful, Juan Pablo. Today is especially delicious.

Cop: This man's drunk. Dead drunk. Miss Scarlet: Dead right! Cop: You're not gonna drive home, are you? Professor Plum: He won't be driving home, officer, I promise you that! Miss Scarlet: No. Cop: Somebody will give him a lift, huh? Miss Scarlet: Oh, we'll, we'll, we'll get him a car! Professor Plum: ...

Nacho: I'm a little concerned right now. About your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized? Steven: Because I never got around to it, okay?

Have you ever had feelings for a nun?

Hey! Can't you see this woman's a nun?

Hey, let go my blouse.

Steven: How did you get up here so fast? Candida: Secret tunnels.

Nacho: How did you find me here? Steven: I saw you from the village.

Hug, hug, kiss, kiss, hug, hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss, kiss, little kiss.

Colonel Mustard: How did you know? Wadsworth: This house belongs to a friend of mine. I've known all along. Mr. Green: So you could be the murderer. Wadsworth: Don't be ridiculous. If I was the murderer, why would I reveal to you how I did it?

Mrs. White: How did you get in? Mr. Green: The door was locked! Mrs. White: It's a great trick!

Wadsworth: Well, he's certainly dead now. Why would anyone want to kill him twice? Miss Scarlet: It seems so unnecessary. Colonel Mustard: Well, it's what we call "overkill." Professor Plum: It's what we call "psychotic."

Frank: Grace, what in the hell is this? Grace: That's a painting one of my kids did. There's Santa Claus and there's Mrs. Claus. Frank: Honey, how many fingers does Mrs. Santa Claus have here? Grace: 11. Frank: 11. Right. It's crap. Lose it. I don't want it on the wall.

Taxi Driver: $4.85. Frank: Here's $5.00.

Frank: How did you get in here? Well maybe you'll answer some questions downtown, huh my friend. Grace: What the hell is going on? This is my little boy. Frank: All right, you beat him.

Frank: Would you please hold the god damn hammering! NOW! Carpenter: You got it! Carpenter: Aah! Lady Censor: Oh, shit! Frank: I'm going to lunch.

Earl Cross: Frank as Child: Here, Francis. I've got something for you. Merry christmas. A choo-choo train? Frank as Child: No. It's 5 pounds of veal.

Frank: He's a bright little guy. Ghost of Christmas Past: Oh yes! Frank: What's wrong with him? Ghost of Christmas Past: He hasn't spoken since he saw his father killed five years ago.

Elliot: Hello, wabbit! Frank Cross: Could you give me a running start? Elliot: Sure. One thousand one, one thousand two, one thousand three!

IBC Technician: Holy shit, that's Frank Cross! IBC Technician: He's drunk! IBC Technician: He's nuts! Brice Cummings: Ha ha! He's finished. IBC Technician: Aaah! Eliot: Shut up. Don't touch that dial, and stay on him.

Bugsy: Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I haven't seen a new guy in six months. It's nice to talk to people. How are the Brooklyn Dodgers doing? Frank: Moved to L.A. Two years ago.

Here. Put that in your report.

How you doing, neighbor? I'm Charley Butts.

English: How about a magazine? Frank: Why not? English: What do you want? I got boys life. I know some queens who fight over it every month.

John Anglin: Hey, how's it going, Frank? Frank Morris: Well, the Anglins. What are you guys doing, just dropping by? Clarence Anglin: Yeah, thought we'd pay you a visit. Frank Morris: Gonna stay long? John Anglin: Nah, not long. Only about fifteen or twenty years. Frank Morris: Why the Rock? Clarence Ang...

Frank: Heard you had a visitor. English: My daughter. She's getting married. He's white, just like you. Frank: Congratulations. English: Want a magazine? Frank: Yeah. What do you recommend? English: Ebony.

Waddell: Harry tells me your guy runs those Indy type deals. Tim Daland: Yeah, sprints mainly. Two World of Outlaw championships, three all star wins, seven straight feature wins, and he's been driving ASA. Waddell: Got yourself a real statistician there. He know anything about drivers? Harry Hogge: We'll see.

Hey, there's nothing stock about a stock car.

Harry Hogge: All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car. Cole Trickle: Hit the pace car? Harry Hogge: Hit the pace car. Cole Trickle: What for? Harry Hogge: Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.

Cole Trickle: Whoa. Her ass is all over the place. Harry Hogge: When the rear end's loose, the car's fast. Loose is fast, and on the edge of out of control.

Tim: He's destroyed both my cars. He's destroyed both my cars! Harry: It's your own fault! Tim: He's fired! You're fired! You're all fired, you hear me? You're all fired!

Harry: Horseshit! You just want to race again! Cole: Yeah, and so do you. Harry: Yeah. But you're scared. You're scared. Cole: Yeah, and so are you.

Russ Wheeler: He's going high. Goddamn it! Daytona Track Announcer: And on the high side of the track Trickle takes the lead! Claire: Go, Cole!

Harry, this guy's going down.

Russ Wheeler: He's going high. He's going low! Son of a bitch! Daytona Track Announcer: Here come the cars to the finish line. It's Cole Trickle taking the win! Cole: All right! All right!

He's just a kid. See! He looks grown, but he's just a kid! You fucking asshole.

Hello, America.

Wesley: He sure held that bluff to the last second. Didn't he, sir? Commander Riker: Was he bluffing?

He's a traitor, you know. Your father. For marrying her. That human whore.

Pike: Something I admired about your dad, he didn't believe in no-win scenarios. He sure learned his lesson. Pike: Well, it depends on how you define winning. You're here, aren't you?

Test Administrator: How did that guy beat your test? Spock: I do not know.

Christopher Pike: I'm Captain Christopher Pike. To whom am I speaking? Nero: Hi, Christopher. I'm Nero.

James T. Kirk: How? Over your dead body? Spock: Preferably not.

Hello. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump.

He started up this club called the Ku Klux Klan. They'd all dress up in their robes and their bedsheets and act like a bunch of ghosts or spooks or something. They'd even put bedsheets on their horses and ride around.

He must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive, but he sure is fast.

Jenny Curran: Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest? Forrest Gump: I sit next to them in my Home Economics class all the time.

Forrest: He was from a long, great military tradition. Somebody in his family had fought and died in every... Single... American war. Lieutenant Dan: God damn it, kick some ass. Get on it! Forrest: I guess you could say he had a lot to live up to.

Recruit Officer: Have you given any thought to your future, son? Forrest Gump: Thought?

Her dream had come true. She was a folksinger.

He should not be hitting you, Jenny.

Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump? Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.

He got me invested in some kind of fruit company. So then I got a call from him saying we don't have to worry about money no more, and I said, "that's good. One less thing."

Jenny Curran: His name's Forrest. Forrest Gump: Like me. Jenny Curran: I named him after his daddy. Forrest Gump: He got a daddy named Forrest, too? Jenny Curran: You're his daddy, Forrest.

Come on. He had a Speedo full of Brillo. Be proud.

Helloooor.

Peter: He's cute. What's his name? Sydney: Anwar Sadat, after Anwar Sadat, former president of Egypt. Peter: Right. Because you're a fan of his policies or... Sydney: No, because they look exactly alike.

(humming the bass line to Rush's "Tom Sawyer")

Peter: Hey, do you have any plans on June 30th? Mel: I'm 89 years old. What the fuck kind of plans would I have?

Hey, Sydney. How are you? I could be in Venice by five, yeah. I can do that.

Oswald: ...Of course, he probably wanted to suck their dicks, but... Joyce: Oswald! Robbie: No, Mom, it's cool. I totally did.

He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way!

Pacino's most famous quote, and it isn't even a real word.

Ness: How do you come by this information? Malone: Ah, that's the second rule of police work... If you want to keep a secret, don't tell the boss.

Ness: I had to kill him. Malone: Oh, yeah. He's as dead as Julius Caesar... Would you rather it was you? Ness: No, I would not. Malone: Well, then, you've done your duty. Go home and sleep well tonight.

Here I am, Treasury man. Come on! Arrest me!

He is a child of privilege. A classic skater defined by elegance, precision and an ability to endure great pain.

His ultimate find came in the form of skating wunderkind, Jimmy.

Hey, MacElroy. Was that your routine? Or a performance of cirque du so-lame? Besides, you're too late. They already handed out the girls' medals this morning.

Hope you brought your silver polish, MacElroy, 'cause that was gold. That was disgusting. That, young man, is how babies are made. Get out of my face. I'll get inside your face.

Hey, traffic cop. Get this straight. I don't have a coach. I don't need one. And as for friends and family, Chazz Michael Michaels walks alone. That's why they call me the lone wolf, on my back there.

Hey, little forest creatures. None of you sons-of-bitches try to be heroes. You hear me?

Hey, everyone! This is Gary, the squirrel. Now listen up. Gary's been a long-time friend. We've been skating for two and a half years. I remember when we were hanging out at the bus stop in Tucson, and Gary said, "I've got a third ball." (puking)