"HEY NOW!"

"Here's Johnny!"

Kevin: "Hey do you guys give up? Have you had enough pain?" Marv: "Never!"

"Come on guys - we'll have fun…"

"We have to put you where you won't hurt yourself"

"Don't touch the history eraser button!"

"Hey Hey Hey"

"I'm sorry. That was highly inappropriate."

"Wow, he's so puny and look at those ears."

"Here I come!"

Greg: "Are you happy?" Greg's Dad: "I don't understand that question." Greg: "Well, if you didn't have to worry about money or responsibility or prestige, what would you do?" Greg's Dad: "Boy, there's another stumper."

"I'm charging you with hit and walk."

"Hey Larry!"

"Hey Moe!"

"Heeeyyy, heeeyyy, heeeyyyy."

Boris: "Congratulation squirrel you are the proud father of a dead moose." Rocky: "But you told me he would be fine?" Boris: "He is fine, finally dead!"

"Hello out there in TV Land."

"Hello, I'm Mr. Ed."

"Hiho Neighbor."

"Howdy there. Take me to your leader. Ya'll are going to be destroyed right directly."

"Hello, hello, hello."

"Holy shnikees!"

"Thank you young crone. Here is a purse of monies, which I'm not going to give to you."

"How does that grab ya?"

"Hope you brought your cowboy boots."

"Hi ho, neighbor."

"Hey Abbott!"

"Just hold everything, everybody"

"Hog Dog!"

"Hello ball"

"Har, Har, Hardy Har Har!"

"Hello...Hello...Hello"

"Hello Darling"

"Hold your calls America, we have a winner."

"Hi Ho Silver, away"

"Here's your beer Archie."

"Hardships plague the voyage from the start. Their shirts are stained, possibly irreversibly. Their trousers are backwards and unbuttoned. Their panties twisted and misaligned."

"They're lost and hungry. Many of them having turned down an awkward offer to have some eggs."

"Yes mother nature is only a harsh mistress for the migrating hoard who must now endure a series of predators that will prey upon their last remains of dignity."

"How do ya do!"

"Well for my money he's got all the facial characteristics of a criminal. You know, the narrow chin, and the eyes close together, and slack jaw, prominate overbite."

"He wants a challenge, lets give him one."

"When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. When I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot."

Lisa: "You're half naked!" Matthew: "An optimist would say I'm half dressed."

"Hot computer coming through!"

"Happy trails spaz."

"Hi bitch."

"Oh I'd been told hell was going to freeze over..."

"And now here is the host of Jeopardy"

"Here's a thought, bye bye."

"I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!"

"Hel-loooooooooo."

"High five."

"Hilarious."

"Hoochie mama."

"Hey! Happy Festivus everyone! He-he-he!"

"Hoochie mama! Hoochie mama!"

"Let's all just have a big pee-party."

Heather: "Heather Holloway." Nick: "Nick Naylor. Big Tobacco." Heather: "Is this kosher?" Nick: "Only if I can call you Heather." Heather: "By all means. So, Mr. Naylor…" Nick: "Nick." Heather: "Nick. Let's start with…" Nick: "an '82 Margaux." Heather: "Okay. Is it good?" Nick: "Good? It'll make you believe in ...

"Sup Hiroshi. Keep going, that sand's not going to rake itself."

"You know that guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him. On crack."

"After all we've been through, I'd hate to have to beat you to death."

"I'm saying the devils are inside the walls. Igor Karkaroff. He was a Death Eater and no one, *no one* stops being a Death Eater"

Fudge: "You, you got our message that the time and place of the hearing had been changed, did you?" Dumbledore: "I must have missed it. But by a happy mistake I arrived at the Ministry three hours early."

"If there was one thing Mrs. Smith was sure of, it was that her brand of tuna was best."

"Have you driven a Ford? When was the last time?"

"Oh, hurray then!"

"Happy, happy anniversary from everyone at Bennington's. Happy, happy anniversary from everyone at Bennington's. Happy, happy anniversary from everyone at Bennington's."

"Happy, happy anniversary from everyone at Bennington's."

"How the heck should I know."

"Uh, hey, how's it going fellas."

"Oh Jesus how do I get the trax fellas."

"Yep he went in there and he wrestled with all kinds of guys. He wasn't too good though. This one black guy had him pinned down for 15 minutes straight."

"I'm not only the Hair Club President, I'm also a client."

"Hasta la vista, Whopper."

"Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch?"

"Here lizard, lizard, lizard."

Bugs: "Hare Jordan and Air Jordan." Michael Jordan: "Who'd you expect, Elmer Fudd?"

John: "1, 2, 3…" Jennifer: "They're adorable. Hi puppy!"

"We've had a hell of a goddamn…we've had a hell of a goddamn run, haven't we?"

"You got your head so far up your ass about that damn football team, you don't get the fact that you just got a year of top quality education! Waste? Quit wasting my time!"

"If you are a part of that team, then my opinion of Notre Dame football just hit the shits!"

"He's my teammate. He's my quarterback."

"I'm not apologizing. If I had to do it over again I might just hit him harder."

"I am officially retiring. I'm here to help the Jets win."

Are you ready? Hell yes! Damn Right! Hotty Toddy, Gosh almighty Who in the hell are we - Hey Flim Flam, Bim Bam Ole Miss By Damn!

"Hey, powder-puff. You're the white boy that ratted my brother out. Sent him to jail, cocksucker. Ran off with the fuckin' money. Left the blood to do the time, huh?"

"High ho fucking silver."

"Put your helmets in their belly!"

"Well, it was billed as a Heisman shootout, and it's been all of that."

"Head to head, I think he got the better shot on Kevin Thomas his own player. He got both guys."

Chili Palmer: "He's dead." Ray: "How do you know he's dead, did he tell you?" Chili Palmer: "Yeah, he told me that he was dead." Ray: "Personally?" Chili Palmer: "Yeah Ray, he personally told me that he got killed in that get away jet crash that happened a month ago."

"How many lips"

"Oh how many arms have held you And hated to let you go How many, oh how many, I wonder But I really don't want, I don't wanna know."

vv

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.''

"Hey Sandy, can I have some more foil in here."

"Head slap the shit out of it."

"It's a huge milestone

"Keep an eye on his right leg, oh he kind of hyper extended you can see when you landed kind of went out the back."

"Then a huge drive by the Utah Utes."

Priest: "Dorthy mentioned specifically that it was her desire for you to go to confession." Walt: "Can I confess that I have no desire to confess to a boy who's just out of the seminary."

"Hip hop ain't never going to be the same because of this man right here. The Notorious B.I.G."

"Heavy set one with the big gun."

"Have you people ever seen computers before. What I do here is I press the letters and it manipulates the screen here and we have fun with it okay."

"Here we go."

Frank: "Looks like a mob hit Horatio." Horatio: "Yes, and it's time to hit back."

Frank: "Hauling ass." Horatio: "Yes Frank, a dead body can have that effect on you."

“Well he hasn’t asked me to make the request yet. And I don’t intend on making the request unless he specifically asks me to make it.”

I hope the tone is different for him as it has been for me. I am disappointed the by tone in Washington D.C. I tried to do my part by not engaging in the name calling and ah, by the way, needless name calling.

"Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak for the show from now on."

"We'd like to thank the Hollywood foreign press, especially me."

"Jeff Zucca my boy. Holla. Holla at me Jay-Z."

Well first of all, hard things don’t happen overnight.

"I want to say thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press. I always loved the Hollywood foreign press. As a kid I had all the Hollywood Foreign press action figures."

He will feel the effects the minute he walks in the oval office. At least that’s when I felt it. He might feel it the minute he’s sworn in. The minute I got sworn in I started thinkin about the speech ha ha. And so ah, but he’s a better speech maker than me so he’ll be able to he’ll be able to, I don’t know how he’s...

Phantom of the Opera: "Alright, look guys, we know it's bad out there and we are all struggling." Mark: "Some people are even having a hard time paying rent."

"He-Man!"

"You haven't invented the trap yet that can hold me Skeletor."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Oh He-Man how you vex me."

"Driving to save the world from the evil Deceptions the heroic Autobots are led by Optimus Prime. He's more than meets the eye, he's a robot in disguise."

"Roger me! Wilcox Me! Anything! Hello, hello earth."

Hail to the Chief we have chosen for the nation, Hail to the Chief! We salute him, one and all. Hail to the Chief, as we pledge cooperation In proud fulfillment of a great, noble call. Yours is the aim to make this grand country grander, This you will do, that's our strong, firm belief. Hail to the one we se...

"You don't know how long I've waited for you."

Joe Jr.: "I love you dad." Joe: "I am going to help this kid right now."

"The--his puppet master is the, counselor? Or, the, what is his name? He's got white face."

"The--his puppet master is the, counselor? Or, the, what is his name? He's got white face."

"I just want to hang on this this feeling for as long as I can."

"Oh my gods. That's why you came here, to do this. You haven't got the fraken guts to do it yourself."

Saul: "Looks like you've got a head start on me Bill." William: "Looks like you still don’t know when to shut your fraken mouth and follow orders."

"Help me god damn it!"

"You're a hybrid. Tell me something. Said that I was a harbinger of death. That I would lead us all to our death."

"In our own lives, let's build a government that is responsible to the people. Let's accept our own responsibilities as citizens to hold our government accountable."

"Hello Philadelphia."

"But we should never forget that we are the heirs of that first band of patriots, ordinary men and women who refused to give up when it all seemed so improbable; and who somehow believed that they had the power to make the world anew. That is the spirit that we must reclaim today."

"The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace."

"Homes have been lost; jobs shed; businesses shuttered."

"Our health care is too costly"

"On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord."

"We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories."

Chris: "When we asked fans which team was better, the 2004 team or this team." Jason: "I don’t know. There's no comparison. We had different battles, different things to go through. This team didn’t hit quite as well as the other one, but we hit well late. You know, it's hard to compare."

"So let us mark this day with remembrance, of who we are and how far we have traveled."

"In the year of America's birth, in the coldest of months, a small band of patriots huddled by dying campfires on the shores of an icy river."

"History is your story."

"And now, Lord, in the complex arena of human relations, help us to make choices on the side of love, not hate; on the side of inclusion, not exclusion; tolerance, not intolerance."

"Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day."

Little John: "Robin! He's well named Friar Tuck. It will take half the deer in Sherwood forest to fill that cavern!" Friar Tuck: "And twice that to fill your empty head!!"

Sheriff: "I hope our little golden hook will catch the fish." Prince John: "You hope?" Sheriff: "Oh it will... if he's here." Prince John: "If he's not we'll stick your head upon the target and shoot at that."

"Sorry Jim! I've got a terrible fear of hanging!"

Coach Boone: "Think you have a future in football?" Guy: "Heck no... I just figure if I gotta to be in school I might as well hit some people while I'm at it."

"What do you think would happen if a Yemeni killed 83 Americans? They would have a trial that would last for one day, and they'd take off his head."

"Korben Dallas!! Here is his! The one and only winner of the Gemini Croquet contest! This boy is fueled, like fire!! So ladies, start melting cuz the boy is hotter than hot! He's Hot! Hot! Hot!!""

Royce: "Know what? You look like hell." Gerard: "I'm tired."

"Come on! How long does it take to get into my own house!?"

"That's enough for the moment! His time will come."

"Do I get a hug? A confusing handshake? A kick in the teeth?"

This sort of thing has cropped before, and it has always been due to human error."

Chum:"Humans! Think they own everything!" Anchor:"Probably American..."

"Hello."

"He really doesn't mean it you know, he never even knew his father!"

Dory:"Oh big fella! Whale! Maybe he only speaks whale. Mooo... Weeee neeeed ...tooo fiiind hiiis sooon." Marlin:"What are you doing? Are you sure you speak whale?" Dory:"Caaaan yoooou giive uuuus direeeeectioooons?" Marlin:"Dory! Heaven knows what you're saying! See, he's swimming away." Dory:"Cooome baaaaack!" Marl...

Elizabeth:"Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal." Barbossa:"There were a lot of long words in there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates."

Will Turner:"How did Jack get off the island?" Mr. Gibbs:"Well, I'll tell ya. He waded out into the shallows and he waited there three days and three nights. Till all manner of sea creatures became aclimated to his presence. Then on the fourth morning, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together an...

Pinocchio:"Is he?" Gingy:"He croaked!"

"Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta!!"

Puss:"Heh heh... hairball." Donkey:"Oh that is nasty!"

Shrek:"Happily ever after potion... maximum strength. For you and your true love. If one of you drinks this, you both will be fine, happiness, comfort and beauty divine." Donkey:"You both will be fine?" Shrek:"I guess it means it will affect Fiona too."

"Hold the phone!"

"Hey come on Shrek, we don't want to hit traffic!"

"Is there some higher force at work here? I mean, are we asking too much of life?"

"A murderer man! A real psycho! He's cutting people's heads off! I'm not kidding!"

"Now exactly how many cows are required for a stampede Earl? I mean, is it like 3 or more?"

Earl:"Well.... haven't seen a sign for hours. It must be long gone." Val:"Yeah it must be... Why don't you take a little stroll and find out."

Ella's mother and Mandy trying to hide baby Ella from Lucinda.

Ella:"What's with the Prince pinups?" Olive:"Hattie is the President of the Prince Char fan club." Ella:"You know Char and his uncle are responsible for the segregation of the kingdom." Hattie:"So.... he's dreamy."

"I wonder if my opponent has based her opinion on the Prince's politics or how cute she thinks his butt is."

Nish:"I am the ogre, Nish. How would you like to be eaten? Baked? Boiled? Shish-kabobed?" Ella:"How about free range?"

Soldier:"Hold it pipsqueak!" Slannen:"Hey I'm with the Prince... and I'm not that short!" Soldier:"Are you singing at the coronation?" Slannen:"Heck no!" Soldier:"No Elves in the palace unless they're performing." Slannen:"Discrimination! Intentional infliction of WHOAAAA.... bodily harm."

:"It's a hot day my friend, to burden your horse with such a heavy purse."

Robin Hood:"You understand of course... I had to try." Azeem:"I would have succeeded."

Benjamin:"When you have a family of your own perhaps you'll understand." Gabriel:"When I have a family of my own I won't hide behind them."

Ernie: "Find a happy place!" Sykes: "There is no happy place with him around!"

"Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest."

Lady:"He must have known Charles pretty well..." Mrs. Lampert:"How can you tell?" Lady:"He's allergic to him."

Ira:"Fighting the alien menace can be tough work." Harry:"And so is keeping your hair clean, shiny, and dandruff free." Wayne:"So it's a good thing that we always keep a healthy supply of..." All:"Head and Shoulders around the house!"

King Arthur:"Have you ever run the gauntlet before?" Lancelot:"No.... never." King Arthur:"So how did you do it?" Lancelot:"It's not hard to know where the danger is if you watch it coming." King Arthur:"Well others have found it hard enough."