History remembers the battle and forgets the blood.

Head Ranger Jones over and out.

Yogi: Hey, told you. Nothing to worry about. Boo Boo: I actually think I wasn't worried enough.

Liz Garfield: Happy birthday, mr. 11. Ta-da! Bobby Garfield: Oh, wow. A library card. Liz Garfield: A grown-up's library card, if you please.

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

He's pathetic.

"Dignity through Resistance"

He's the definition of a prodigy.

Happy birthday, Mr. 11. Ta-da!

What were you doing there, and how did you know I would try to kill Barts?

Help out enemy aircraft, I'm in pursuit.

Greg: Hey, since when have we had that bird's nest on the ceiling? Joan: Ah! Greg: I usually save that for kids.

He's one of those alcoholics who thinks that he's collecting.

"He is just a selfish boy with his heart set on vengeance." And I realized, "This boy is a goddamned idiot!"

Hopelessness is at an all time high.

When I fire, his head will be gone.

Chris: Hey! How do you know if a Frenchman's been in your back yard? Teddy: Hey, I'm French, okay. Chris: Your garbage cans are empty, and your dog's pregnant.

Stone: He's a wild man that no one else wanted. Peretti: Yeah, he means I'm expendable.

This moulan, he can't be real. He must have an MX Missile instead of a cock, he gets up so high.

Hey, man, people sit down and light that glass dick and take a hit. Damn! That's some scary shit, man.

Hey, who did that? Who's letting cherry bombs off out here?

How do you know I'll be here?

Hey, Mama, you there?

Andy: Hey, there's our movers! Hey, fellas! See you up there! Hee hee hee! Mickey: Who the hell was that? Brock: How should I know?

Andy: Hey, look! The ducks are still here. Elizabeth: I think they must live here, Andy. Andy: That means they're ours.

Andy: How about that, Elizabeth? We own ducks! We're duck owners.

Brock: Hey, Mac! Which way to Redbud? Mac: How'd you know my name was Mac? Brock: Just guessed. Mac: Then why don't you guess your way to Redbud?

Mary: Well, how do you hunt these vampires? Abe: With an ax.

He ranked my old man.

Brock: Have a little faith in the craftsmanship of our forefathers. Mickey: Your forefathers, not my forefathers. Oh, lord.

Hey, baby. You still mad at me? Well, fuck you, then.

He beat this kid who was scramblin' for him with a baseball bat, poured gasoline on him, set him on fire after he shorted him $5.00.

Hey, it's the man in the suit.

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Booker: So, how'd you end up in this godforsaken place? Barney: We got ambushed by Sangs about 100 kilometers east of here, killed one of my men, young kid. Booker: Yeah, sorry to hear that.

Heavens, Mr. Sturges, you're as chilly as the winter wind.

Mary, he wouldn't be our little boy. He would be something else, something terrible.

Mary, darling, have you seen my hat?

He soon happened upon the cute and fuzzy bunny gang. Perhaps they could help him.

He reached into his suitcase and pulled out an Israeli submachine gun, and he sawed those cute fuzzy bastards in half with hot lead!

Mrs. McCann: Here's your cap and gown, all clean. Hoops: What do you mean, "all clean"? Mrs. McCann: Hoops, these are rented. Do you know how many people wear them? I washed them.

Miss Daisy: How much he pay you? Hoke: Now, Miss Daisy, that's between him and me. Miss Daisy: Anything over $7.00 a week is robbery, highway robbery. Hoke: Yes'm, you sure right about that, especially since I don't do nothing but sit in your kitchen on a stool all day.

Oscar: How the old lady been treating you, Hoke? Hoke: Oh, man. I'll tell you one thing-- she know how to throw a fit. Miss Daisy: What's so funny? Hoke: Why--why, nothing, Miss Daisy. We just carrying on.

The scholarship assignment is supposed to be an illustrated love story. What do I know about love? How am I supposed to write a good love story? I've never been in love.

Ted Brautigan: Have you kissed her yet? Bobby Garfield: Yuck. Ted Brautigan: Well, you will. I promise you. Bobby Garfield: Stay away. Ted Brautigan: Ha. You will.

Ted Brautigan: He scored. He scored for us. We were champions again. Bobby Garfield: I just knew he would.

Margot: How long have you known this? Chief Inspector Hubbard: Did you suspect it yourself? Margot: No, never. And yet... What's the matter with me, Mark? I don't seem able to feel anything. Shouldn't I break down or something?

Carol Gerber: Hey, how do you like being beaten by a girl? Bobby Garfield: Hey, no fair.

EEEEEEGH

General: He's out on a mission for his old man. George: A mission, sir? General: Yeah. He's on the beach collecting shells.

He's a quarter Cherokee, you know we need an Indian. So give him a shot.

Charlie: I called your Uncle Marty. He said all the women in your family have teeny tiny... Josh: Chuck!! Charlie: ...Vaginas.

Yeah. He's a regular choirboy.

Hey, Mom, Frank's here. He says eat up, huh?

He barely touched me.

Hey, Lardass. Chow down, Wide Load.

Teddy: How can that be the end? What kind of an ending is that? What happened to Lardass? Gordie: I don't know. Maybe he went home and celebrated with a couple of cheeseburgers.

He can't be a dog. He wears a hat and drives a car.

Vern: How come you didn't get some breakfast stuff like, uh, Twinkies, and Pez, and root beer? Gordie: Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could've gotten more for your 7 cents.

Vern: How are we supposed to get across this? Teddy: We use you as a raft. Vern: Very funny.

He's old, we're young. And that's life.

Walker: Handball Tuesday night? Morton: Bill, I'd love to but, uh, I've got a date; a couple of models coming to my place, you know what I mean. Walker: I'd buy that for a dollar.

Harry: How are your tits coming, gerber baby? Carol: Go away!

'Hello, buddy-boy. Dick Jones here. I guess you're on your knees about now... begging for your life. Pathetic.'

Boolie: Hello, Mama. How you feeling? Miss Daisy: Not a good question to ask somebody nearly 90. Boolie: Well, you look fine. Miss Daisy: It's my ageless appeal.

History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the vitriolic words and the violent actions of the bad people, but the appalling silence and indifference of the good people.

Boolie: Happy Thanksgiving, Mama. Look who I brought. Hoke: Morning, Miss Daisy. You been keeping yourself busy? Hmm? Boolie: She certainly has.

Boolie: Hoke, I thought of you the other morning on the expressway. Hoke: Yes, sir? Boolie: Yeah. I saw an Avondale milk truck. Hoke: Is that right? Boolie: Yeah. Big monster of a thing. Must have had about 16 wheels. Hoke: Go on away from here, sir. Boolie: Yeah. I wondered how you might like driving th...

Miss Daisy: How are you? Hoke: Oh... I'm doing the best I can. Miss Daisy: Hmm. Chuckles. Me, too. Hoke: Yeah. Well, I reckon that's about all there is to it, then, ain't it? Miss Daisy: Mm-hmm.

Hoke: Here. Here we go. Is it good? Miss Daisy: Mm-hmm. Hoke: All right... Here comes some more.

Here's your new room, baby.

Alex: Hey, uh, Sophie didn't die in the bed, did she? Grandma Lilly: Oh, no. Alex: Good, good, good. Grandma Lilly: No. She fell out of bed and died right here.

Governor: He'll get us in there. We'll wave the white flag like we did with the National Guard. Merle: Nothing happens to Daryl. Governor: Of course not.

Nick Fury: How bad is it? Agent Phil Coulson: That's the problem, sir. We don't know. Dr. Selvig read an energy surge from the Tesseract four hours ago. Nick Fury: NASA didn't authorize Selvig to go to test phase. Agent Phil Coulson: He wasn't testing it. He wasn't even in the room.

Clarence J. Boddicker: Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute! I'm protected, man. I've got protection! RoboCop: You have the right to an attorney. Clarence J. Boddicker: What is this shit?!

Hands behind your back.

Hey, Dickie-boy. How's tricks?

How can he see me?

He is ready to lead and our force, our Chitauri, will follow. A world will be his. The universe, yours. And the humans, what can they do but burn?

Professor Erick Selvig: He's right. The portal is collapsing in on itself. We've got maybe two minutes before this goes critical. Loki: Well, then.

He threw a walker at me. He was gonna execute us.

How about you, sweetcheeks? Would you also like to swear on an imaginary friend?

How are we gonna make it out if we get overrun by walkers and this governor catches up to us? I need you.

Milton: How do we know that the perimeter was breached? Did anyone actually see them? Merle: They killed Warren. Milton: Killed?

Rocky: How you feelin' this morning, huh? Full of life? Adrian: Fine. Rocky: Hey, how you doin', killer? How's the turtle food this week? Adrian: Fine.

Listen, if you've got a problem with the machines, he's definitely the guy you wanna talk to.

Marcus: How far is your base? Blair: It should be 1 or 2 days hike. And it's that way.

He hates me. My dad hates me.

Rocky: He only had 130, but I think he's good for the rest next week, Mr. Gazzo. Gazzo: Sure, Rocky. Bob's good for it. That's it for today.

Mike: Heard you did real good last night. Rocky: Absolutely. You should've seen me. Mike: Don't you think you oughtta take a rest? Rocky: No, my back is hurtin'. Mike: Your back? Rocky: My back is hurtin'. You deaf? Mike: No, I'm short.

"A very percussive piece of art"

Clarence J. Boddicker: Hey, Emil. How's the Gray Bar Hotel? Emil M. Antonowsky: Not bad. They let me keep the shirt. And nobody popped my cherry.

He killed a 14-year-old girl. Paper said it was a crime of passion, but he told me there wasn't any passion to it. Told me he'd been planning to kill somebody for about as long as he could remember. Said if they turned him out, he'd do it again.

Bruce Banner: How did they find me? Natasha Romanoff: We never lost you, Doctor. We've kept our distance. Even helped keep some other interested parties off your scent.

Female Council Member: He can't be working alone. What about the other one? His brother. Nick Fury: Our intelligence says Thor is not a hostile but he's worlds away. We can't depend on him to help, either. It's up to us. Council Member: Which is why you should be focusing on Phase 2. It was designed for exactly ...

Steve Rogers: HYDRA's secret weapon. Nick Fury: Howard Stark fished that out of the ocean when he was looking for you. He thought what we think. The Tesseract could be the key to unlimited sustainable energy. That's something the world sorely needs.

Hello, sports fans.

Emil M. Antonowsky: Help me. Leon C. Nash: Don't touch me, man! Emil M. Antonowsky: Help me.

The Old Man: How can we help you, officer? RoboCop: Dick Jones is wanted for murder.

Loki: How desperate are you, that you call on such lost creatures to defend you? Nick Fury: How desperate am I? You threaten my world with war. You steal a force you can't hope to control. You talk about peace, and you kill because it's fun. You have made me very desperate.

Bruce Banner: He really grows on you, doesn't he? Steve Rogers: Loki's gonna drag this out. So, Thor, what's his play? Thor: He has an army called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard, nor any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the Earth, in return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.

Carl: How are we with formula? Hershel: We have enough to last us another month. Carl: I'll take Carol for some more at the end of the week.

He has my permission to jump out the window.

Nick Fury: How desperate am I? You threaten my world with war. You steal a force you can't hope to control. You talk about peace, and you kill because it's fun. You have made me very desperate.

Fitzhugh: Holy shit! I'm in. Enrique: Holy shit! I'm in.

Hey-hey. Now, wait a second.

Deputy Wendell: How come, you reckon, the coyotes ain't been at them? Sheriff Bell: I don't know. Supposedly, a coyote won't eat a Mexican.

Hey, we can order whatever we like, because lunch is on me.

Slide: Hey, man, how is this supposed to be right if you made it out of Legos? Josh: Well, the dimensions are completely accurate. Slide: Yeah, who's this little nigglet? Webster?

He deliberately sacrificed his queen and the move was so shocking and surprising that Levitsky never got over it.

Lieutenant Hedgecock: How about the, uh, 6000 SUX? Ron Miller: Yeah. Okay, sure.

He was involved with some illicit sexual behavior that we at Chase Manhattan just will not tolerate. If you wanna wear a black leather hood and whip your own ass, work at Bank of America.

Josh: Odessa, did he take the cake? Odessa: He's allergic to chocolate. I had to beat him.

Here we go, baby.

Hallelujah!

Beat Cop: Had a jumper here last night, Dixie was walking by, saw the whole thing. Roger Murtaugh: You got a statement from her, send her home.

Riggs: Yeah, that's good... Drug Dealer #2: You better fucking believe it. Drug Dealer #1: Here's your beer pal. Riggs: Thanks. Okay, so let's do it. How much? Drug Dealer #3: How much for how much? Riggs: For all of it.

Drug Dealer #1: Okay, pal... Riggs: Hey, noses in the dirt, asshole...

Drug Dealer #3: Freeze! Freeze! Gimme the gun! How's it feel, sucker? Riggs: Hey... shoot 'im! Police Officer: Drop it, prick!

Miss Daisy: Hello? Boolie: Mama, I'll be right out after you as soon as I can get down my own driveway. Miss Daisy: Stay where you are, Boolie. Hoke is here with me. Boolie: How the hell did he manage that? Miss Daisy: He's very handy.

Miss Daisy: Hoke came to see me, not you. Hoke: Mm...Looking like one of her good days.

Miss Daisy: Boolie paying you still? Hoke: Every week. Miss Daisy: How much? Hoke: Oh, now... That's between him and me. Miss Daisy: Highway robbery.

Have you ever had someone take your brain and play? Pull you out and stuff something else in?

Steve Rogers: He seemed like a good man. Tony Stark: He was an idiot. Steve Rogers: Why? For believing? Tony Stark: For taking on Loki alone. Steve Rogers: He was doing his job.

Tony Stark: He was out of his league. He should have waited. He should have... Steve Rogers: Sometimes there isn't a way out, Tony. Tony Stark: Right, I've heard that before. Steve Rogers: Is this the first time you lost a soldier? Tony Stark: We are not soldiers.

Tony Stark: He wants an audience. Steve Rogers: Right. I caught his act in Stuttgart. Tony Stark: Yeah, that was just previews. This is opening night. And Loki, he's a full-tilt diva.

He wants flowers, he wants parades. He wants a monument built to the skies with his name plastered... Son of a bitch.

How will your friends have time for me when they are so busy fighting you?

The General: Mr. Joshua, your left arm, please... Mendez: Hey, you guys are fuckin' gone... you know what I'm sayin'?...

Uh, Hello, ladies. I am here for your daughters.

Hey, boss, can we put the sirens on? Huh? can we?

Hey there, scout. Kent Mansley. I work for the government.

Hogarth: Hey, mom. You won't believe our good luck. Guess what I found? Annie: Hogarth, we've been through this before. No pets!

Hogarth: Hey, Dean! Watch this! Dean: All right, we're watchin'. We're watchin'.

Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I want to try it.

Humans. They are not the cowering wretches we were promised. They stand. They are unruly, and therefore cannot be ruled.

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Kent: He says the monster has killed a kid. Sir, we must stop it at all costs. General Rogard: Go to code red. Repeat, code red!

Hey what the fuck did you just do?

Help! Help me! Help me loose! He's trying to kill me! Did you see that? He's out of his mind! He's crazy! He's trying to kill me!

Here, take my gun. Don't nibble on the barrel, pull the trigger.

Roger: How did you get in here? Riggs: Trish let me in. Roger: What time is it? Riggs: Daytime.

Have a nice day.

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Heroin. You got off easy, you son of a bitch!

Queen Elinor: Honestly, Merida, I don't know why you're reacting this way. Merida: Oh! Queen Elinor: This year, each clan will present a suitor to compete in the games for your hand. Merida: I suppose a princess just does what she's told?

Here at globo gym, we understand that "ugliness" and "fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.

Hey, buddy. I'm really whalin' on my glutes this morning.

He's seen the same things I've seen and it certainly made an impression on me.

Looking for the general friend? He's barbecuing his nuts on Hollywood Boulevard.

Riggs: Hey, you know somethin'? Roger: What? Riggs: Well, I think your daughter kinda likes me. Roger: If you touch her, I'll kill you. Riggs: Ha! You'll try.

Mr. Joshua: Hit him again! ...Come on! Tell me about the shipment! Riggs: I'm gonna fucking kill the both of you! Mr. Joshua: Very funny. I want to know about the shipment!

He demanded I give him the strength of ten men. And he gave me this for a spell. A spell that would change his fate.

Merida: How do you feel? Queen Elinor: What... What is that? Merida: Different? Queen Elinor: Tart and gamy.

Merida: Have you changed your mind at all about the marriage and all that? Queen Elinor: (Gargles) That's better. Now, why don't we go upstairs to the lords and put this whole kerfuffle to rest?

Merida: How do you feel about the marriage now? Queen Elinor: Merida! Ach, just take me to my room.

Carson: His name's Chigurh. Moss: Sugar? Carson: Chigurh. Anton Chigurh.

How do you know you don't like it if you won't try it?

Carson: How do you know he's not on his way to Odessa? Moss: Why would he go to Odessa? Carson: Kill your wife.

Carla Jean: He don't need any trouble from you. Sheriff Bell: It ain't me he's in trouble with. Carla Jean: Who's he in trouble with then? Sheriff Bell: Some pretty bad people.

Hey, Riggs! Riggs! Riggs! Get your slow ass in here!

Leon C. Nash: Hey, Clarence! Joey's got a car just like yours, man! Joe P. Cox: Yo Clarence, what do you think, buddy?

Clarence J. Boddicker: Huh? Watch this. Joe P. Cox: Wait a minute. Wait a minute! Clarence! Clarence!... Aw, shit! Fuck!

Clarence J. Boddicker: He's in the steel mill. Let's go. Leon C. Nash: All right, cut the horseshit! We're moving out. Clarence J. Boddicker: Come on, Emil! Get your ass in the van.

Hello, Carson. Let's go to your room.

Moss: Have a lot of people come in here without any clothes on? Store clerk: No, sir. It's unusual.

Kate: It may have information on Skynet. Blair: I know he's not the enemy. I've been shot at by the enemy. That's not him.

Sheriff Bell: How many of them things you got now? Ellis: Cats? Oh, I don't know, several. Well, it depends on what you mean by "got."

Kyle Reese... He's in Skynet. You do that, he's dead. I can get you in.

Sheriff Bell: How fresh is that coffee? Ellis: I generally make a fresh pot every week, even if there's some left over.

John: How's that leg? Blair: I'll live. John: Let her go!

Buzz Lightyear: And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere. Woody: Hello! Buzz Lightyear: Oh my god! Woody: Ahhh! Woah, h-hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Riggs: What are we supposed to do with this guy? Captain Murphy: How the hell should I know? Take him to Disneyland.

Leo: He hit me. Roger: Good.

Riggs/Roger: Half a billion dollars?

Leo: Hey, you guys are supposed to take care of me. Riggs/Roger: Shut up!

Leo: Hey. Listen, if we're going, shouldn't I have a gun? Roger/Riggs: No!

Tracy: Hey, Mr. Mcallister. Jim: Not wasting any time, are you, Tracy? Tracy: You know what they say about the early bird. Jim: Yeah, I do.

He should've just accepted things as they are, instead of trying to interfere with destiny.

Dave: Her pussy gets so wet you can't believe it. Jim: Don't tell me that. Don't tell me that. I don't want to know that.

After dave got fired, Linda kicked him out of the house and filed for divorce. He ended up moving back to Milwaukee to live with his parents. He's lucky he's not in jail.

Paul: Hey, Tammy, guess what happened today. Tammy: Don't you fucking knock?

Hey, I'm a peeping tom, Roge. It goes with the badge. It's fun sometimes, too.

Hello, asshole.

Hendricks told me "one more time" and I'd be expelled. Sounded good to me.

Hey, easy, pothead. I'll get you your fix.

Holy mackerel, mister. You scared the jeepers out of me.

Hey, take me to that motel, like you wanted.

Emil M. Antonowsky: Help me. Leon C. Nash: Don't touch me, man!

Jim: How do you know what time the posters were torn down? Tracy: I don't. I just know that they were there when I left.

He's fed up with you. Fed up!

Woody: Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear! Buzz Lightyear: You're mocking me, aren't you?

Hey, what happened to your eye?

All I know is, there's a guy in the morgue. He's got a surfboard where his face used to be.

Leo: Hey, hey, what'd he say? Hey, hey, hey, hey, what did he say? What did he say? Riggs/Roger: I don't give a fuck.

Being in the ring with him... I'm all about making money. And, brother, this guy has what it takes to make money, and I will wrestle him and I will love to kick his butt anytime he wants to get in there.

The Hall of Fame will satisfy my hunger, but... you know, I don't mean to put ego into this or pride into this, but I wish I was wrestling on the card.

I'm probably 280, 85 pounds, and with a camera on me, I probably would look bigger than my hay day when I was totally, you know, 320 or 30 pounds, totally blown way out of proportion and totally unhealthy taking steroids.