General Longstreet:"Good Lord George, what is that smell?" General Pickett:"That's me. Ain't it lovely?" General Armistead:"He got it off a dead frenchman."
"Here we are in the worst place in the world and we're not even being paid."
Hughes:"Hey Hooky... who's doing all that shooting? Who do you think?" Hooky:"Who do you think?! Mister flaming Bromhead, shooting flaming defenseless animals for the flaming officers flaming dinner."
Soldier:"I belong to Natal Mounted Police." Jones:"Is that true then? ... he's come to arrest the Zulus."
"Haven't you had enough?! Both of you! My god can't you see its all over! Your bloody egos don't matter anymore.... we're dead."
Edmund: "How do we know we can trust him?" Peter: "He said he knows the fawn." Susan: "He's a beaver. He shouldn't be saying anything!"
"How do I know your promise will be kept?"
"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
Frodo: "Frodo Baggins is my name, and this is Samwise Gamgee." Faramir: "Your bodyguard?" Sam: "His gardener..."
"Hey you want to bump into me on say Saturday around lunch time?"
"Happy Birthday Ben. I'm sorry I forgot. Kind of hard to celebrate on the day you killed your mom."
"I've had some bad luck too. Grandpa Tito died of a heart attack. And the first house I bought my mom burned down."
"Hey there sunshine."
"What if everything that happened here, happened for a reason."
Sawyer: "Did you tell him about you and me?" Kate: "No, but he knows. He saw us on one of those surveillance monitors."
911 guy: this is the ambulence emergency line, do you have an emergency. Man: I need an ambulence 911guy: who is this? Man: Joe 911 guy: okay, where do you need this? Joe: I'm in a motherf*cking phone booth 911 guy: okay, what's the address there? Joe: ....hold on 911 guy: Okay, sir, did you call for 911?...
"Here are just a few of the key ingredients; dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers, can you see how incredible this is gonna be? Hang gliding, come on!"
"He's out. You're out too! And I don't think I'm in either. No gang!"
Dignan: "That kid Rocky struck me as kind of a weirdo. He uh." Anthony: "Rocky?" Dignan: "Well I mean he said he loved you." Anthony: "What?" Dignan: "Yeah, he said he loved you. I mean, that just seemed strange." Anthony: "Was he translating? Was he translating for me when he said he loved you?" Dignan: "He s...
"He passed and failed...so there's sad happiness."
"Hard to be suave when you're nervous."
"My goodness. How interesting, how bizarre!"
"Hi Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc? Permission to come aboard, sir."
"Hey, you heard the man. Hit the deck or I'll smoke you!"
"Hey, this place smells like shit!"
"How did this get in here? Somebody's playing a prank on me. Honestly, it's not mine."
"Here's the plan: we get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for.. (tadada!) ..1 million dollars."
"He's a disgruntled Scottish guard known for his lethal temper and his unusual eating habits. He weighs a metric ton. His name: Fat Bastard."
"Here's looking at you, kid."
(Hair-raising demonic laugh)
Sgt. Hartman: "How tall are you, private?" Soldier: "Sir, five foot nine, sir!" Sgt. Hartman: "Five foot nine, I didn't know they stack shit that high!"
"Is this Clarice? Well hello, Clarice... I have been in a state of hybernation. I need some action, Clarice. I need to come out of retirement and return to public life. I couldn't help noticing on the FBI's rather dull public website that I have been elevated to the more prestigious 10 Most Wanted list. Is this coin...
"He must've thought it was whiteboy day."
"You really do not have time for me to try to explain. You have no idea how difficult that would be for me to try to explain this, this phenomenon."
Sayid: "I was working for Benjamin Linus." Hurley: "Wait…he's on our side now?"
Jack: "How did we get here. How did all this happen." Ben: "It happened because you left Jack."
Sawyer: "Why is our camp gone?" Scientist: "The camp isn't gone. It hasn't been built yet."
"When you hang a man you better look at 'em! Don't go for that gun Reno, I need you alive (gun shot blasts)."
Julie: "Don't you get it? If there's some of him on the car, there's some of the car on him. They're gonna trace it back to you. You're looking at a hit and run." Barry: "Then we dump the body."
"Anton, all you do is smoke pot and watch TV all day. Now, don't get me wrong, that's what life is all about but don't you think you should have some ambition, like a goal?"
"Now the only healthy way to live, as I see it ,is to learn to like all the little every day things."
"I just remember having fun with my friends."
"Grimes told the Dallas Morning news that he would not apologize for the win when his girls played wit honor and integrity."
Jack: "Safe? He's dead isn't he?" Ben: "I'll see you in 6 hours Jack."
Ben: "I do however have something very important in my van Jill and I need you to watch it for me." Jill: "Is it what I think it is." Ben: "Yes." Jill: "He'll be safe with me."
"Hey Dad. How's it going."
Hurley's Mom: "Why is this happening. How could anybody want to hurt you." Hurley: "I don't know."
Soldier: "I want you to tell me everything of I'll cut off her other hand." Juliet: "What?" Soldier: "The first one isn't negotiable it's just to illustrate how serious I am."
Jason: "Did you see anything out there?" Killjoy: "NO, what? What happened?" Jason: "Ship just got herpes."
"Oh yeah, ooh, ah, that's how it always starts, but then later there's running, then screaming."
James Bond: "How's the water?" Chula: "Why don't you come in and find out?" James Bond: "Sounds very tempting, Miss, ah.......?" Chula: "Chu-Me." James Bond... "Really? Well, there's only one small problem....I have no swimming trunks." Chula: "Neither have I!"
"And there are very few people who haven't heard of Bond. British Secret Service. 007. License to kill. He's good... even by my standards."
Josey Wales: "Howdy." Lone Watie: "Howdy." Josey Wales: "Name's Josey Wales." Lone Watie: "I've heard of that name. Some said you'd be headed this way and they said a man could get rich on reward money if would kill you." Josey Wales: "Seems like you was looking to gain some money here."
Valerie: Bye Bye boys!" Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle."
"Have you the ring?"
"Please understand, I hold you in the highest respect."
"You got to get married before your hips start spreading and you get facial hair."
"He's losing his mind and I'm reaping all the benefits."
"Remove head from sphincter, then drive!"
Ms. Perky: "People perceive you as somewhat..." Kat: "Tempeturous?" Ms. Perky: "Heinous bitch is the term used most often."
"I hate the way you talk to me / And the way you cut your hair. / I hate the way you drive my car. / I hate it when you stare. / I hate your big dumb combat boots / And the way you read my mind. / I hate you so much it makes me sick -- / It even makes me rhyme. / I hate the way you're always right. /I hate it when y...
"Hey Kid. How's it hanging?"
"Shutup and hold on!"
"That is good. Humm, humm, whoo. Thank you."
Feege: "That Jeff Dearly.." Tony: "What about him?" Feege: "You gotta hand it to him." Feege: "Hey Jeff, what's your handle." Jimmy D.: "Hands Up, put your hands up."
Man in bar: "You talking to me?" Valerie:"Big talk from the big man, big man." Man in bar: "Where's Bobby Calzone when you need him?" Valerie: "So what ya gonna frigin do, you gonna frigin hit me?" (sound of a punch)
Rona: "Look, I-I-I have to ask you something and I want you to be honest." Phil Dearly: "Sure. (pause) What?" Rona: "Did you do it?" Phil: "Did I do what?" Rona: "Did you kill her?" Phil: "How could you ask me that::how could she ask me that!" Rona: "It looks suspicious, Phil." Phil: "It was an accident. It...
"Go look at the fun bags on that hose hound."
Harry: "Nice set of hooters ya got there." Mary: "I beg your pardon?" Harry: "The owls. They're beautiful."
Candy: "Hi, I'm Candy." Kurgan: "Of course you are."
"He's a Highlander by God, and the last sound he hears should not be that of a wailing woman!"
Riggs: "We should hire Leo." Murtaugh: "Hire Leo?" Riggs: "Yeah, hire him. He can follow Uncle Benny around." Murtaugh: "But Uncle Benny will see him!" Riggs: "Yeah, yeah, that's the idea, it'll drive him nuts!" Murtaugh: "But Uncle Benny will shoot him!: Hey, let's hire him!"
Some Guy: "Yo Fletcher, how's it hanging?" Flecther: "Short, shriveled and always to the left."
"That looked like the Terminator, only slower. Maybe it was his Out-of-Stater! Or it could have been the Hibernator. That baby is definitely going away for the winter. Whatever for Vaughn, it might be see-ya-later, he's probably gonna become a spectator."
"You hold that turd!"
"Hello CueBalls. Welcome to the house of Payne."
"As I mentioned earlier this week in court convicted pop singer Boy George of attacking a Norwegian male escort in his apartment. Here to comment is Boy George."
Seth: "Now you have been convicted of handcuffing a male prostitute to a wall and beating him with a chain because you thought he was looking on your computer." Boy George: "Well, look that's only half the story isn't it."
Boy George: "Like when I come back I get this epiphany that this bloke has touched my computer. So I do the right thing and I handcuff him to the wall right. Nothing wrong with that." Seth: "No, again, there's a lot wrong with that."
"Here now to comment is Plaxico Burress."
"It's wonderful to be here in New York hosting Saturday Night Live."
"The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; You know what they say about hopes, they're what we cling to when reality has left us with nothing else."
"Oh by the way if any of you guys are in the mood for a treat here is a bowl of Halls Mentholyptus."
"Hey, John Malkovich."
"Where did you get that hardware Hos."
"The mighty Huntress returns."
"How was your day Honey."
"How surprising little Howdy Duty."
"You want me hot lips?"
Randy: "Have a beer with me?" Girl: "Ha ha." Randy: "One beer."
"My father would hunt you down."
"Hold me Blazer."
"That's how I handle my business."
"I know you've been hiding some feelings or me."
"Let me hit you with some knowledge."
"How are you doing my friend."
"How the hell are you."
"Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan."
"His name is Vince McMahon."
"Howard Stern. Howard Stern."
"How soon can you start."
"I just love happy endings."
"You'll soon know the power that is in you, and when it is unleashed you will hold this world in the hollow of your hand.
"C'mon, stop trying to hit me and hit me!"
"You and I... we have a higher calling!"
Prophet #1: (To the Anti-Christ, Stone Alexander): "HOW YOU HAVE FALLEN FROM HEAVEN, LUCIFER! SON OF THE MORNING! HOW YOU HAVE CUT THROUGH THE GROUND THAT THEY WHO HAS COME AND PEOPLE WILL STARE AT YOU AND SAY...IS THIS THE MAN WHO MADE THE NATIONS TREMBLE?!" Prophet #2: "YOU HAVE ALL BOWED TO THE MAN OF SIN! BUT A...
TV Analyst #1: "It's hard for me to believe, that so many countries, including our own,would just hand over their sovereignty... " Analyst #2: "Aw, naw...wait, wait, wait... " Analyst #1: "And frankly, I'm just as surprised to find myself in the minority." Analyst #2: "It's not about handing over sovereignty......
TV Reporter: "And here comes Sir Percival Lloyd... Let's see if we can get a word with him. William Hootkins as Sir Percival Lloyd: "Three times Chairman Alexander rejected our pleas, but we finally managed to convince him that who better to heal our wounded world, than a man who has been himself been mortally wound...
"Aw, he's gooooood!"
(Holiday Road Song )
"That's right! He can be taught!"
"Hail to the King, baby."
"Name's Ash, housewares."
"Hi Captain Ron."
Benjamin: "What happened?" Captain Ron: "Nothin, playing hide the salami in the shower. (Ben spits his drink all over Captain Ron) Ah, come on man."
"One girl…I drove through 3 states wearing her head as a hat."
"Hurting people is not a good thing! Well, sometimes it is, but not when it's a bunch of people looking for something to eat!"
"Looks like Chuck's gonna put the hot dog in the bun!"
"And how is the grinch today?"
"Looks like he's gonna enter the holy of holies! Coitus Uniterruptus!"
"My BLT drive on my computer just wen AWOL and, ah, I got this big project due tomorrow. If I don't get it in he's gonna as me to commit hari kari."
Willie: "I hate the water, and I hate being we, and I hate.." Indy: "YOU!"
"Hold that for me will ya lad!"
Rob: "Do you remember high school?" Josey: "It was a long time ago." Rob: "Doy ou remember what they called you in high school?"
"Hyundai! Hyundai! Hyundai! Hyundai!"
"It's Hyundai, like Sunday."
"Right abut this time a year ago the Hyundai Genesis made it's debut along with the rather assertive suggestion that Mercedes, BMW and Lexus would somehow be less than enthused about it's arrival.
Announcer: Views expressed don't know why airliner not necessarily those of the big show with staff board WEEI in general don't blame us for what these nit wits today today they don't speak --" "To cut yourself did I really felt for him. And I. That yard cal Ripken for our part I felt bad for and now I want on the ...
"As a rule if you hate going to work everyday it may be time."
Woman: "How you guys doing back there?" Old Lady: "How do you think we're doing?"
"Maybe you should get a dog. The Pedigree adoption drive. Help us help dogs."
"That which a man chooses to believe is his reality."
"That which a man chooses to drink is his destiny."
"Hey Conan, vroom vroom party starter!"
Usama's Dad: "When Usama was a kid I got him a job working as a snow cone vender where the Redskins play. I don't know how you kept that job, you were terrible." Usama: "You would say that."
Usama's Dad: "I remember the time I had to go and get your job back because you were high stepping on the field." Boss: "And what were you doing on the field?" Usama: "High steppin'." Boss: "High steppin'?" Usama: "Making believe I was Deon Sanders."
"You get a hint of drinkability right a away."
"There's a hidden trail through Rome itself."
Hey what the mother Fuck?
Charlie: "Harriet, marry me." Harriet Michaels: "No." Charlie: "Please??"
"Head! Pants! NOW!"
Senator Kevin Keeley: "Has he been tested?" Louise Keeley: "Oh Kevin." Barbara Keeley: "Yes, and so have I."
"He has to be on foot. He has the world's most recognizable face. He can't dissapear."
"It's clean, It's Cold. Now that's what I call high-quality H2O."
"I'll be honest with you"
"Have you seen my baseball?"
"Have you seen my .. weiner?"
"Hurts, don't it?"
Death: "Murray." Murray: "I got to go. Hey Death what are you doing here? We already did your taxes." Death: "I had some people take a second look at my return." Murray: "Oh yeah?" Death: "And you made some mistakes."
"Hopefully it was entertaining to the fans of the game. Hopefully it honored those that coached and played the game before us with how we performed. I know that was our desire as a team to do that."
"This group will always be special to me but you know some time soon that group will assume it's place with others in history. They'll be just that, history."
and here we go
"The Holmes catch at the end of the game."
"I think my playing on the field and everybody that witnessed me holding up the trophy that Lombardi. Just being able to celebrate with everybody at the time. I pretty sure they appreciated that."
"Hitting the water is hard. It was a hard landing and then we scooted along the surface for some point and then at some point the nose finally did come down as the speed decreased and then we turned slightly to the left and stopped."
"You guys know your president right. You know the one with the big ears. Yeah, wait a minute he ain't my president he might be yours. He might be yours. He ain't my president."
Willie: Oh. My. God! Oh my god. Oh my god; oh my god. Is he nuts? Shortround: He no nuts. He's crazy.
"How do you fight an idea, especially a new idea?"
Sebastian Valmont: "How is your gold digging whore of a mother enjoying Bali?" Kathryn Merteuil: "She suspects that your impotent alcoholic father is diddling the maid."
Preston Myers: "Do you have to rag on everybody?" Denise Fleming: "Oh come on! His wardrobe alone leaves him open for public mockery."
"Hey, bing bing bing bang popcorn."
"Hey Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes we could have let Ralph drive."
"He's got to save this one for par."
"Ouuuuu….Happy learned how to put. Uh oh!"
"How does he do that?"
"That's how you become great, man. Hang your balls out there."
Jerry: "Yeah, w-what can I do for you, Rod? You just tell me what I can do for you." Rod: "It's a very personal, very important thing. Hell…it's our family motto. Are you ready, Jerry?" Jerry: "I'm ready." Rod: "Just want to make sure you're ready, brother. Cuz here it is - Show me the money!"
"Hold onto your butts."
K: "How ya doin', fellas?" Worm guys: "Hi, K." K: "You guys getting along all right?"
"Hey, Rainman, run back in there and floss yourself buddy, all right?"
Evelle: "Hey, these blow up into funny shapes at all?" Nice Old Grocery Man: "Well, no. Unless round is funny."