Have you been in an accident?
Harglow: Have you heard the rumors that Cane's books have affected certain readers? Trent: Yeah. Styles told me. Harglow: Styles... Oh, that's the girl you say I sent with you. But I know I sent you off alone.
He was the Batman.
Help me! Help me! Help me, please! Please, help me!
Blake: You okay, miss? Selina: He's bleeding! You've gotta help him!
He needs you. He needs the Batman.
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Glen: How come it takes 3 Polacks to screw up a light bulb? Hi: I don't know, Glen. Glen: 'Cause they're so darn stupid!
Hit the deck, boy!
Have a good evening, Mr. Wayne.
Hi: Better hurry up. I'm in dutch with the wife. Ed: You son of a bitch! Hi: Come on, now.
Evelle: He's in for soliciting sex from a state trooper. Gale: Ordinarily we don't associate with that type of person, but he was trying to make a few brownie points from some of the boys.
Karen: Well, how did that happen? Emmett: Oh, I was lifting a car off a child. It was a big car, Cadillac.
Emmett: How far do we have to go on this bus? Austin: As far as it takes us.
He also said you were a coward, and that you'd screw yourself to get ahead.
Austin: Hi! How you doing? Remember me? Karen: What are you doing here? Austin: What are you doing here?
He doesn't follow the same rules of politics as you do. It makes him dangerous.
I see Bud because he doesn't know how to disguise who he is.
Austin: Hold it, sister. We're not going near that thing. That missile is tipped with a 40-megaton fish infusion nuclear warhead. Emmett: Good night, everybody.
12 years ago, he was on a vice roust with Dick Stensland. They questioned Pierce Patchett about a blackmail scam.
Have you a valediction, boyo?
Hurry up with the "very fabulous." I'm getting insecure about it now.
Hollywood Jack, the Big V? I could tell you he's on a night train to the big adios.
He bankrolls "B" movies under the table.
He's rumored to be a periodic heroin sniffer.
He runs call girls. Primo tail fixed up to look like movie stars.
Hey, lighten up. You keep going 190 miles an hour, you're going to hit something.
Bill: Now, however much you love me, that's how hard you hit me, ok? Curly Sue: I love you a lot. Bill: Well, then, the harder you hit me, the more I know you love me.
But they do know that once he did... he was trained by Ra's Al Ghul, your mentor.
Hey, rookie! Lose the helmet. We need faces for camera.
No. See, moving, though we are, he just went and had hisself a little old rest stop.
He wants you to kill me.
He showed you the photo, didn't he?
How the hell did Miranda Tate get the inside track on the Wayne board? I mean, she'd been meeting with him, she'd been sleeping with him?
Now you have my construction crews going around the city at 24 hours a day. How exactly is that supposed to help my company absorb Wayne's?
He died in the line of duty, didn't he?
Hold up your badge so they'll know you're a policeman.
Hell, I'd rather sing for my supper than sit in a parking lot. They stink to all holy heaven.
His whole life is nothing but a thousand miles of bad road.
How come you have so many TVs? I must have seen 3 already.
Curly Sue: How come this smells so good? Grey: It's clean. Curly Sue: Oh.
Bruce: Hope you didn't like me for my money. Miranda: Suffering builds character.
How come you don't have any kids? You have plenty of dough for lots of 'em.
Walker: How the hell did they end up here? Grey: I hit him with my car again. Walker: Exactly what time were you born yesterday?
Kermit: Hey, Walter, why don't you join us? Come on! Walter: No! Wait! I want to be with you guys! Please let me in!
Hey, don't forget to send me a postcard from The Muppet Studios.
Hey, uh, I'm kind of seeing this girl, but you're way blonder than she is.
Have you gone gray?
Catwoman: He's behind you. Mercenary: Who? Batman: Me.
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How good of you to join us. Chair. President.
Prisoner: He asks how much you would pay us to let you die. I told 'Im. I told 'Im you have nothing. Bruce: Do it for the pleasure.
He sees his shadow, he doesn't see his shadow. It's nice. People like it.
Phil: He comes out. And there he looks at his little shadow. Would you like some blood sausage? I have some here. Rita: I like blood sausage.
How much longer?
How do we find Kermit? Nobody's seen him in years.
Mrs. Lancaster: Oh, I really don't know, um Phil: How to spell "espresso".
Hopefully, you're a better judge of character than I am.
Tell me, have you ever heard of single premium life? Because that could be the ticket for you.
Ned: So, how's it going, old buddy? Phil: Well to tell you the truth, Neddy I'm not feeling real well. Would you excuse me?
Bruce: I'm not meant to die in here. Prisoner: Here, there. What's the difference?
He says the leap to freedom is not about strength.
His only crime... was that he loved me.
Tony: Hasn't anyone told ya? Secondhand smoke kills. Marion: Yeah, but they're all dead.
Rita: He's intelligent, supportive funny. Phil: Intelligent, supportive, funny. Me, me, me.
Rita: He's romantic and courageous. Phil: Me, also.
Rita: He's got a good body but he doesn't have to look in the mirror every two minutes. Phil: I have a great body and sometimes, I go months without looking.
Rita: He likes animals and children and he'll change poopy diapers. Phil: Does he have to use the word "poopy"?
Rita: Oh, and he plays an instrument and he loves his mother. Phil: I am really close on this one. Really, really close.
Rita: How do you know so much about Punxsutawney? Phil: I've spent a lot of time here.
Hey, an assassin. I'll protect you, your majesty.
Ronald: This is serious. Shirley: Honey, I been patient, but this writing thing... Just ain't takin' off, and I want a baby before I get so old... I can't get my butt back.
Bane: How much longer does the program need? Shoe Shine Man at GSE: Eight minutes. Bane: Time to go mobile.
Laurie: How about you? You tired of my bullshit? Brennan: I'm a counselor. I'm attracted to it.
He's out of his gourd.
All right, little fella, good job. He just smiled at me! Did you see that?
Brennan: How'd he do that? Laurie: With a really big, sharp kitchen knife. Brennan: That's terrible. Take off your clothes.
He's in the other room.
Rita: He must have just snapped. Larry: This ought to be good.
He might be okay. Well, no, probably not now.
How do you know I'm not a god?
Kermit: Hi-ho, Fozzie. Fozzie The Bear: Hi-ho, Kermit. Kermit? W-w-what are you doing here?
Hey, Fozzie... I'm sorry I haven't been in touch more.
He's the fastest jack in Jefferson county.
He was trying to swallow a whole cow.
How does everyone know you? I mean, you only come here once a year and you're- you seem like the most popular person in town.
Rita: How did you do that? Phil: I know your face so well I could have done it with my eyes closed.
Charles: Hey! Guess what this is. Sarah: What? Charles: It's my history report. Forgot to hand it in. Guess who's not going to Yosemite. I'm so bummed.
Haven't we given you everything you ever wanted? Did I get you a car on your 16th birthday? Did I get you into college? Did I bail you out of your first marriage to that schmuck, did I?
Hey, blood, how you doin'? All right. Looking good.
Hey, Philadelphia! Hey! Hey! The seat of our democracy, huh?
Henri, you were standing there with your tongue hanging out.
Victoria: Hello. I'm Victoria Winters. Willie: Congratulations.
Henri, I know this is a very awkward time to do this, but I want to break up.
Well, you know what my dad always said: "havin' dreams is what makes life tolerable."
Hey, wait for me! I wanna help save the studio! I wanna go with you! Oh, not again.
His name was Barnabas Collins. And he was the finest man this family ever knew.
Kermit: Hi there! We're here to see Miss Piggy, and it's urgent. Animal: Urgent! Urgent!
He's had a rather difficult time accepting her passing.
Elizabeth: How do you feel about the president? Vicky: Never met him.
Hey, what's everybody so quiet about, huh?
How do you ever expect us girls to advance if we keep reducing each other to labels?
Have at me, Lucifer. My soul is prepared!
Her perfume a sweet promise that brings tears to my eyes.
Helpless in the hands of a drooling lunatic.
Grey: How was your day? Curly Sue: Total pisser. Grey: I'm too tired to lecture you about using that kind of language.
Hey, what's your problem?
He's a very nice man.
Halfway to the warehouse where Weevil said they took her, and it hits - wicked spot of indigestion.
How did you get to be a lawyer? You send in a couple of bucks and a label from a box of Frosted Flakes?
Bill: How about if we take you out? Grey: Bill, you don't have any money. Bill: We don't need money.
Hiya, pigeon. You're looking sharp.
Hell's waking up every goddamn day and not even knowin' why you're here.
Hello! Yes. Could I speak with President Carter, please? He moved? Well, you don't happen to have a number where I could reach... Hello?
Hey, anybody got any kerosene? I wanna take these old pig dresses out back and burn 'em.
How can I promise you 24 planes tomorrow? I don't even know if they'll all make it back.
Hey, Fozzie! I want you to meet a friend of mine.
Hey! What's going on here? Why is my body so big? What'd you do to my voice? I sound like a chipmunk! Wait a second. Did you guys shrink my head?
Kermit: Hey, Gary, Mary, how'd you guys get here so fast? Mary: We travelled by map. We thought it'd be quicker.
Well, here's all you need to know.
Hey, I'm sorry I bailed. I just... I realized you don't let the most important person in your world slip away.
Sgt. Floyd Pepper: Hey, these are yours, man. I kept 'em for ya. Animal: Drum. No drum. Drum! No drum!
Hey, you're the one who got Kermit to do this. You're the one who brought everyone here together.
Help! I've been mugged. Alerting authorities.
He's right, everybody. He won. We gotta go.
How charming. A finale.
Hear me, future-dweller.
Barnabas: Have you ever seen such majesty? Willie: Every day.
How did you get in, Ben? Riley! Come out here!
Hey! What are you doing here? I mean, it's your house, but...
He keeps the heads. He eats the rest.
He eats people. He cooks them like they were steaks.
He kept smiling that damned smile. He made me watch him suck the meat off my fingers.
He's unconscious and unarmed, so there's no need to kill him.
Carolyn: He's not staying with us forever, is he? David: I like him.
He means it seemed like two centuries.
Hey, you and me, skinny.
Barnabas: I should like to see the factory immediately. How soon can the horses be ready? Elizabeth: We don't have horses. We have a Chevy.
He's got squat. He's dead. He's just too damn dumb to know it.
He thought you were his friend, and now I know... That's how you took him.
Ha. I'm not making any sense, am I?
Bakery Manager: How are you, sheriff? Sheriff Ray Owens: Old.
How adorable! The actors are going to play war with me.
Elizabeth: He's asleep, I'm afraid. Angelique: During the day? How odd.
Hello, Barnabas. My name is Angie Bouchard.
How dare you defile my manor with your noxious-?
How dare you place your wicked lips upon me?
Have you any idea what you put me through?
Harlot of the devil. Vulgar-!
History demonstrates conclusively that naive wishing for peace is the surest possible way to encourage an aggressor.
Hard to believe it's been only 15 minutes since I destroyed the world. In another 15 minutes, it will all be over.
He's got the ear of every captain from Bar Harbor to Boston.
Have you any experience with hypnotism, Barnabas?
He told me everything including the fact that you've known his secret since he arrived!
Do you know he admitted killing those men at the construction site.
Ha ha ha! I love motion pictures! ha ha ha!
Hey, what's going on down there? Hello. Can you hear me?
Honey, I'm going to tear your heart out.
He work for the government, too? It's between you and him, right? Why don't you just leave me out of it?
Happy birthday, asshole.
Rath: How'd you like to make a million dollars? Electra: Well, what do I have to do? Nothing cheap, I hope.
Electra: Had a friend? Rath: Yeah. About 15 years ago he was taken. Electra: That means he was killed, right?
He's going to get desperate, real desperate.
Bain: How did you know? I mean, who the hell taught you? Rath: History.
Curt: Hey, what is that? Dana: What? Curt: In the lake, right there. Dana: Oh, come on. Curt: You guys, I'm serious. Right there. There! There! God, it looks just like my girlfriend!
Truman: How can you wager on this when you control the outcome? Hadley: No, we just get them in the cellar. They take it from there.
Dana: How long do I have to stay down here? Curt: Oh, you know, just till morning.
He's not a drunk. He's a borderline addictive personality who happens to like alcohol a lot.
Hell, from the sound of it, you'd think we'd have some money by now.
Sassy: yes i'll get food as if I don't want to act like food. Chance: thats stupid! Sassy: i'll prove it.
Chance: 99 cans of dog food on the wall-- everybody. 98 cans of dog food on the wall.
Sassy: get rid of it how? Chance: think of a big, fat, fluffy, cat *gags up* Sassy: oh pleasant! Chance: hey i was looking for that ball.
Andy: Hey! Hey! Get away from those ducks! Hell of a dog. Elizabeth: He sure likes to run.
How do you plead?
Chance: oh baby if i can just lick them *licking sfx* Hope: yuck! Laura: uh, uh, uh Chance you had your food.
He will hear me. I am Egypt.
Joshua: Here! Waterlily! Lilia: My name is Lilia. Joshua: To me you are a lily, and I want water.
He's a fine lad. Every bit as curious and rambunctious as I was.
He idolizes you.
Hypnotizing fishermen isn't business acumen, Barnabas.
Electra: He killed you. 15 years ago, he killed you. Nicolai: Yes, he did.
He'd lick himself all over if he could, he's so whipped up.
How much detail do you want?
Ben: Riley, how fast can we get to Buckingham Palace? Riley: I don't know, why don't you ask your new best friend.
David: But he told me to keep everybody out. Barnabas: I'm sure he did, David. And you've done a marvelous job.
Barnabas: Oh, my dear Victoria. Hath my scent offended thee? Victoria: No, no.
He said you were a pussy.
He's just a showboat, man. That's all he's about.