"Haul loose the mooring line!"

"He's got me eye! He won't give it back!"

"Haul that weevil to his feet."

"Hello poppet."

"Hello, beastie."

"Man that chick has got body karate."

Gazzo: "How come you didn't break this guy's thumb like I told ya?" Rocky: "How do you know I didn't break it?" Gazzo: "You don't think I hear things? Did I give you a job this mornin or I didn't?" Rocky: "Yeah." Gazzo: "Huh? So why didn't you break his thumb like I told ya to? When you don't do what I tell you to d...

Rocky: "Eh, how do you spell Del Rio?" Gazzo: "Look it up in the dictionary Rock!" Rocky: "Come on! I won't let that happen no more about the thumb."

"How about I wait here and you fight, hm? You're looking very great today, you know that? Hm? I gotta go now but, ah, don't you leave town."

"He looks like a big flag."

"He doesn't know it's a damn show. He thinks it's a damn fight!"

"Who put their hand on my butt? Do it again."

Chris Tucker: "We would love to see that. Wouldn't we love to see that Jackie? Jackie, we'd like to see that. Now, Jackie we would love to see that. Wouldn't we love to see that?" Don Cheadle: "His name is Lee god damnit!" Chris Tucker: "Lee, we would love to see that. We would love to see that, wouldn't we Lee?"

"Hate those things."

Captain Stacy: "Settle down son." Peter: "No I have no intention of settling down. This man killed my uncle and he is still out there!"

Spider-man: "I'm gonna need some help over here." New Goblin: "I'm a little busy right now."

Spider-man: "This thing got any more?" New Goblin: "Hang on." Spider-man: "To what?"

"I've kept my side of the bargain but have you kept yours?"

Zira: "What will he find out there doctor?" Dr. Zaius: "His destiny."

"Chalk up another victory for the human spirit."

"Alright. Health, wealth, happiness."

Tom: "Whatever. Look this hotel gets guests from all over the world. It's your responsibility to put some American on your signs." Sarah: "He means English." Tom: "Sarah."

Tom: "We haven't had sex once since we've been married. And there is something very very wrong with that. And I have to tell you… Why are you laughing? It's not funny." Sarah: "Sorry." Tom: "I'm concerned."

Sarah: "Now you know I love sports. I mean I'm a sports freak. But how often are we in Europe?" Tom: "How often are the Dodgers on TV in Europe?"

Sarah: "He's a huge history buff. Yeah." Peter: "Wow. Well see it's good that you guys share that passion." Sarah: "Oh, yeah."

Sarah: "Marriage is built on honesty and trust." Tom: "I totally agree." Sarah: "Okay."

Tom: "Hooker!" Sarah: "Murderer!"

"And the hits just keep on coming!"

Sarah: "Tom you're acting like a crazy person!" Tom: "Maybe it's cause I just got hit in the head with a ten pound ash tray!"

"No, but my husband does have two pounds of hash hidden in his rectum."

"Hey Mr. Miyagi we did it! We did it alright! Woo hoo!"

Elle: "Here's to us." Warner: "To Us." (Clink)

Harvard won't be impressed that you aced History of Polka Dots.

Hi I'm Elle Woods, and this is Bruiser Woods, and we're both Gemini vegetarians.

If a girl like you can't hold onto her man, then there sure as hell isn't any hope for the rest of us.

Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands. They just don't.

Well thank God one of you has a brain.

Elle: "Do you remember when we spent four amazing hours in the hot tub after Winter Formal?" Warner: "Yeah, uh, no." Elle: "This is so much better than that! Excuse me, I have some shopping to do."

It's not like normal women can have this ass!

They humped like gorillas.

Are you hitting on me?

Dudley: "How many are there?" Uncle Vernon: "36, counted them myself." Dudley: "36? But last year I had 37!" Uncle Vernon: "Yes, but some of them are a bit bigger than last year." Dudley: "I don't care how big they are!"

"It's true then, what they're saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts."

"I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preoccupied with its heads - or maybe you didn't notice - there were three!"

"It is a terrible crime to slay a unicorn. Drinking the blood of a unicorn will keep you alive even if you are an inch from death. But at a terrible price. For you have slain something so pure that the moment the blood touches your lips you will lead a half-life, a cursed life."

"'Devil's Snare, Devil's Snare, it's deadly fun; but will sulk in the sun' That's it! Devil's Snare hates sunlight!"

"He Lies!"

Colin: "Should have asked you to do this one." Nancy: "They did." Colin: "God I wish you hadn't turned it down." Nancy: "I didn't."

Movie cameraman: "And Jerry says if you can just put your hands on her breasts." John: "Yeah okay."

"I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed."

Karen: "My horrid son." Daniel: "Bernard." Karen: "Bernard, stays in his room all the time. Thank goodness."

The Prime Minister: "Being prime minister I could just have him murdered." Natalie: "Thank you sir. I'll think about it."

Karen: "Explain to me again why you're so late." Harry: "Oh for heaven's sake woman can't a man have any secrets?"

"I left Elton's, where there were a hefty number of half naked chicks with their mouths open, in order to hang out with you."

Therapist: "How often do you have sex?" Jane: "I don't understand the question." John: "Yeah, I'm lost."

Hiya stranger.

Jane: "There's this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything that we don't say to each other. What is that called?" Therapist: "Marriage."

Jane: "Jesus! Honey you scared me." John: "I'm sorry hon."

John: "Hey hon." Jane: "Hey baby."

Wait, no no no, accident. Honey, accident. Jane, stop the car!

John: "You think this story is going to have a happy ending?" Jane: "Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet."

Jane: "Hiya stranger." John: "Hiya back."

Jane: "No, it was the John show. It was half-assed. Like Christmas, like our anniversary… Like the time you forgot to bring my mother's birthday present." John: "Your fake mother's birthday present." Jane: "The point is, you are always the first to break team."

Frank: "You have a plan already?" Danny: "What are you kidding? I just became a citizen again."

"He came. He grabbed. They conquered."

"Hey, Radioshack, relax."

"Hang onto your knickers!"

Danny: "We need Saul." Rusty: "He won't do it. Got out of the game a year ago." Danny: "He get religion?" Rusty: "Ulcers."

Danny: "How's your wife?" Bruiser: "Pregnant again."

Terry: "And find out how they hacked into my system!" Walsh: "Yes sir."

Edward: "I heard you got married." Susan: "Well, yeah, I couldn't wait for you."

Kit: "Hey yo baby!" Man in car: "How about a freebee? It's my birthday" Kit: "Dream on."

"Hey Sugar. You lookin' for a date?"

"He knows me!"

Vivian: "I got a dress!" Barney: "Well, I rather hoped you'd be wearing it."

"How was your day, dear?"

Vivian: "I've never had anyone make me feel as cheap as you did today." Edward: "Somehow I find that very hard to believe."

"If I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight."

"Why do guys always know how to hit a woman right across the cheek. Wham and it feels like your eye is going to explode. What do they do? Do they pull you aside in high school and show you how to do this?"

Ricky Bobby: "Help me, Oprah Winfrey!"

Here comes our girl.

He's the Zissou.

Hired some drunk in a fishing boat.

Do you really think it's cool to hit the sauce when you got a bun in the oven?

I'll have an intern come fix the door.

Don't point that gun at him. He's an unpaid intern.

Menelaus: His every breath insults me

"She got incredibly hot over last summer and she obviously hasn't realized it yet cause she's still always talkin to you and flirtin with you and stuff."

"You hit Becca's foot with your dick."

"Hawaii? Alright that's good, it's hard to trace I guess."

"This is either gonna think here's another kid with a fake id or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor."

"No ones gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since Nom."

"Why the fuck wouldn’t I report you, you just hit me with your car."

"If the bullets start flying, hit the deck."

"The only thing that's evidence of is you can take a hit like a champ."

"Your mom's got huge tits."

"Held up the wrong paddle there but it is a total of 20 out of 30."

"My son is 18 years old, he's an idiot."

Operator: What’s going on? Man: My wife handcuffed me. I need assistance right away. Operator: What happened? Man: My wife has handcuffed me. She handcuffed me! Pair of handcuffs. She has handcuffed me. She’s tracking me. I have not done anything to hurt her. She has a record of violence. Please come and help me ge...

"This was a president who was compassionate. He knew the issues. He cared about important things."

"Hello dummy."

Come to decide other games that I tried Were not enough to waste my time on I don't really see why you'd play C O D And Fallout 3 felt so contrived Don't understand why you'd play Rock Band Cause there's just one game that I get high on Play it all the time, its gaming redefined Copied it to my hard drive ...

"I've been on Twitter have you been on Nothing? It's so intuitive the user interface."

Doc: "About your mom John." Johnny: "What is it? How much?" Doc: "Blocked salavory gland $7,500." Johnny: "Really. Yeah go ahead and do it. Hey it'll be good to see her spit again. Huh?"

Danny: "Hiya doll. What's your name?" Old nasty cleaning Lady: "Mary Margret Catherine Denine." Danny: "How would you like to make some money?" Mary: "One at a time or both of you together." Danny: "How much would it cost for you to go clean room 708 and forget you ever saw us?" Mary: "$17,000." Danny: "Alright 17 g...

"He's nothin' without a gun."

"Hey boss, he aint working."

"Hey, this ain't my daddy's watch."

Guy: "How about some Dom Perion '85?" Franklin: "How about some Colt 45?"

Paula: "Ok but, what about Carmine and the money that you owe him? What about all that?" Franklin: "Don't worry about that honey because he lying. I don not owe him no 25,000 Goddamn dollars. I owe him $7,000. He added on interest. He's lying baby he's lying."

Connie: "And what am I supposed to tell them (Wedding guests)." Guy: "You tell them that our Grace was about to marry some no good limp dick bastard!" Grace: "He is not limp dick daddy." Guy: "I don't want to hear that!"

Laura Kinney: "You missed Campfire girls." Doug: "Honey, I'm not in Campfire Girl. I'm a Brownie."

Doug: "King fired Richie DeGrazzi." Laura: "You're kidding. Why?" Doug: "Because he does bad work. I will say this for him, though. He does it really slowly."

Doug #2: "Half day today, Teddy?" Ted: "It's not a half day."

Dr. Smith: "We're doomed! We're doomed!" Don: "(He knocks Smith out.) Huh, boy that felt good."

"Hey, what do you think, I'm a genie? You think you rub the little lamp and I just pop out and do what you want me to do?"

"Heh, heh, heh, heh, the mambo king."

"Geez, Louise! How many of you are there?"

Doug: "Hon, let's sail to Catalina. " Laura: "What?" Doug: "Come on, it'll be great. We'll sail right into the the harbor at sunset. And we'll drink some wine. Alright, We'll make love right on the boat. It'll be great." Laura: "Doug, you don't sail." Doug: "Well, I drink and I make love. The sailing thing, you know...

"Hey, sorry I hurled on your dog, man."

Doug: "Hey, I'm gonna buy you a present for this." Doug #4: "A chainsaw?" Doug: "Or a book. Something. Something really nice."

"Hide in plain sight. Highest possible profile. Zero residual presence."

"Hey, here's your pizza!"

Franklin: "What you got?" Roland: "Dodgers tickets, Lakers tickets and Phantom of the Opera tickets." Franklin: "Phantom of the Opera." Roland: "Yeah, it's theater man. Haven't you ever been to the theater?" Franklin: "What the hell's wrong with you man. Nobody give a damn about no Phantom of the Opera." Roland: "He...

"Hey, why don't ya'll try to hid some of this shit man keep it on the down low, you'll get a nigga busted."

"Has anyone ever told you that you overplay your various roles rather severely, Mr. Kaplan?"

"Hold up man, wait a minute, wait a minute, you that silly ass reporter from the channel 5 news ain't you?"

Franklin: "Hey wait a minute man. Come on man, I'll give you five dollars if you let me out of this." Detective: "Oh, bribery too. Get in the car." Franklin: "(Screamin) Watch my head, watch my head... watch my head..." Detective: "Five dollars... He offered me five dollars."

"(Talking to prison gaurd.) Hey man, let me borrow your gun."

"Hey hey, you the one who threw your wallet out the fuckin' window... Smart."

"Hot damn, son, I believe you did sell your soul to the devil!"

Pappy O'Daniel: "We need a shot in the arm. You hear me boys? In the Goddamn arm! Election held tomorrow, that son of bitch Stokes would win it in a walk!" Junior O'Daniel: "Well, he's the reform candidate, Daddy." Pappy O"Daniel: "Yeah." Junior O'Daniel: "A lot of people like that reform. Maybe we should get us som...

"He's a suitor."

"Dance with Tito there. He loves to boogie."

Barry: "Ever since I was a little kid I wanted to be either a doctor or a blooper so it's basically win-win for me except now I can't feel my legs." Anthony: "Pig Pen, what are you doing?" Pig Pen: "He doesn't feel that."

Rick: "You guys remember Papa Muntz's last... his last toast, right before he died?" Luke: "No, remind me." Rick: "He held up his beer, he looked at the mountain that he loves and he said, 'Don't go changin'.''" Lance: "His last words were from a Billy Joel song?"

"How's that for irony?"

Lance: "Whoa, hey! Hot sluts with tits." Rick: "Lance, you don't have to do that anymore, buddy." Lance: "Oh, sorry. I... Old habits die hard. I love men!" Rick: "Lance, you don't have to do that, either."

"I suspect some miscegenation in their heritage. How else you going to explain it? Using a confederate flag as a missile."

"It all started when a young buck named Herbert Muntz saw the promise of a new life and staked his claim to it the old-fashioned way, he stole it from the Eskimos."

Stumpy: "Hey, Pig Pen, you ever been on one of those lesbian chat rooms?" Pig Pen: "Are they good?" Stumpy: "I don't know." Pig Pen: "No."

"Now, I know we're all gonna be homies but I do believe in the golden rule, and that is, he who has the gold card makes the rules."

"Hey, you're dribbling! Watch the shoes!"

"How's the hot tub, Luke? You know the Eskimo have nine words for hell mooch stuck in a hot tub. Hell, they only got eight words for snow."

Cher: "I got my ears piecred because I like it, okay. And I got these pierced because I hate you!" Buddy: "Hey, that was you on the internet."

Jo: "How's your ear?" Gilly: "Oh, it's okay. I got all the pus drained out of it."

"You make a lot of coin flying those gigs nobody else wants. I take sportsmen out to the bush, fly banners over supermarket openings, some crop dustin'. Hell, I'll fly up your ass if the money's right. Hey, that's pretty good. You think I ought to put that on my card?"

"He's an evil dude. He is one evil dude."

"He is the snarliest cat this tawn has ever seen, baby."

"That's what you get, you dirty little pervert! Hit you right on the head!"

"Hey, pervert on the run! Go get him, Freddy!"

Gilly: "Hey, listen, Dig, you sure you're gonna be able to fly with that thing?" Dig: "I'm Dig McCaffrey, boy! I can fly a can of Spam like this." Gilly: "How'd you lose those legs anyway?" Dig: "Plane crash. Come on, let's light this firecracker."

"Hey, are you the pancake guy?"

Jack: "How dare you ruin my wedding." Walter: "Blow me!"

"Hell, it's the least I can do after whailing on your truck with a sledgehammer."

"Oh, shit Silent Bob, it's that TV news chick Connie fuckin' Chung. Hey Connie, how's Maury?"

"Hey, dew drop, I got your girlfriend out here."

"Here are some super trilogy rules. One, you have a killer who's gonna be superhuman. Stabbing him won't work. Shooting him won't work. Basically, in the third one, you've got to cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow him up. Number two, anyone, even the main character can die. This means you Sid, so...

Stephanie: "How much is a contraption like that worth anyway?" Howard (Crosby's Boss): "Worth? Oh, I don't know a few hundred dollars maybe."

Number 5: "Ooooh! Animal, Mammal, Skunk. Vessel, container, drinking glass. Pasta, samolina, spaghetti. Liquid, spaghetti sauce." Stephanie: "Hey look, this may be considered hllarious where you come from but here it's considered rude." Number 5: "Oooooh! Plants, fruit, oranges, apples, lemons, limes."

"Hey laser lips you're momma was a snowblower."

"Brick Top runs an illegal bookies. They take bets on anything that involves blood and pain. Now I'm changing fighters and Brick Top's gonna exploit the situation. He's gonna pull my pants down, grease me up, and aim for penetration. And if I didn't have the replacement pikey, he'd want to split me in half."

Sol: "Is that him?" Vincent: "I don't know. How many fingers did he have?" Sol: "I'm sorry, I didn't get the binoculars out in time."

Vincent: "Who the fuck is this man Tyrone?" Tyrone: "He's a man with four fingers and a briefcase, Vinnie."

Brick Top: "You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up the corpse into six pieces and pile it all together." Sol: "Would someone mind telling me, who are you?" Brick Top: "And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them. Cause it's no good le...

Harry: "We're all going to die down here you know." Norman: "What, what?" Harry: "You see, it's curious. Ted did figure it out, time travel. And when we get back we all get back, we're all going to tell everyone. How it's possible, how it's done, what the dangers are. But then why 50 years in the future when the spa...

Norman: "Have you seen Beth?" Harry: "No, I thought she was with the others." Norman: "What others? Barnes and Ted are dead Harry."

"Hell of an ad for the Boy Scouts."

Charles Harker: "So, sir, you and Muir came up together, right?" Troy Folger (Larry Bryggman): "Mmm-hmm." Charles Harker: "How well do you know him?" Troy Folger: "No one knows Nathan, not really." Charles Harker: "Do you trust him?" Troy Folger: "He's a man who got the job done."

"Hello computer."

Reese Feldman: "I don't understand, man. I understand you can lose keys. You can lose your wallet. How... how do you lose a plane?" Fat Ron: "Reese, come on, what do you want me to do? We got three out of four planes in. That's still a lot of coke." Reese Feldman: "Now, see that, that's the kind of winning attitud...

"Hey, look what the wind blew in."

Huggy Bear: "Hutch, you have the usual?" Hutch: "You know it and make it a double." Huggy Bear: "Leon, get my boy a Jack and Tab and double that." Leon (Jernard Burks): "You got it, boss." Starsky: "Hey, I'll get a seltzer with lime, if you got it."" Huggy Bear: "I don't got it." Starsky: "Or not. It's cool. I'm go...

Willis: "So got that $20 you owe me?" Hutch: "20? Willis, I thought it was 5." Willis: "Hutch, that was my gandmother's birthday money." Hutch: "Come on, give me a break for a second, okay? I just told you I got a new partner. Stuff isn't great for me down at the precinct. You know, back off for a second. Can I get...

Holly: "Here's my number." Staci: "In case you need us for... questioning."

Huggy Bear: "Look, fuzz, I gots to buzz. This meeting is adjourned." Starsky: "That's it?" Hutch: "That's it. He lays it out for us to play it out." Huggy Bear: "Oh, and by the way, this little meeting? It never happened."

Big Earl: "Tell... tell him to take his jacket off." Starsky: "Take your jacket off." Big Earl: "Slow spin." Starsky: "He says to do a slow spin." Big Earl: "Tell him to arch his back and then... and then look back at me, mean. Like a... Like a dragon." Starsky: "He says to arch your back and look back at him, ...

Starsky: "Look what I found." Hutch: "Put that away. Put it away!" Starsky: "Hutch, you gotta play. Come on. Play, play, play, play, please. Come on, don't you wanna play? Come on, Hutch. Hutch! Whoo! All right, Holly, turn off the music. Okay? Now, comeon!" Holly: "Oh, sorry." Starsky: "Look alive. Let's go."