"So I'm happy tonight I'm not worried about anything."

"The promises of the great society have been shot down on the battlefield of Vietnam, making the poor, white and negro bear the heaviest burdens, both at the front and at home."

"I know you are asking today, 'How long will it take?'"

"I come to say to you this afternoon, however difficult the moment, however frustrating the hour, it will not be long, because truth crushed to earth will rise again. How long? Not long, because no lie can live forever. How long? Not long, because you shall reap what you sow."

"His truth is marching on."

"It's been a huge success."

"This is about getting Apple healthy, and this is about Apple being able to make incredibly great contributions to the industry; to get healthy and prosper again."

"His plan will hurt the American worker and family. It will hurt the economy and cost us jobs."

"I will honor their contributions to America for as long as I live."

"He's going to be the highlight of the convention, and I'm looking forward to it."

"And you will probably have a force there for some time that's there to maintain stability, much like we do in South Korea and other parts of the world, Bosnia and so forth."

"And I'm confident that's what Prime Minister Maliki is talking about. Because he's told me that for many meetings with him."

"It's a struggle in itself trying to be humble. It's a struggle. You know I have a lot of accomplishments not to be humble."

"I have a lot of accomplishments not to be humble."

"He just hit me so damn often."

"He's fucked up in the head now, cuz he hit a cat or something."

"But I do have this desire: I have a desire to see the Afro-American in this country get the human rights that are his due."

"Well I never did hate anybody hard."

"But the masses of black people who are sitting on a hot stove-- they're impatient-- and no matter how fast you say progress is being made toward letting them up, that progress is not fast enough for them."

"To be or not to be, he was in doubt about something."

"I've had a pretty good lesson in human nature."

"I knows that when I pick someone, you know, hot damn!"

"I wasn't hurting too bad, but I mean, I did get part of it back, you know, she bought the car, just kindness out of a gesture of love."

"How many uhohohs do you want?"

"How do you like it so far?"

"Last account I had it had reached a half a million."

"Well, he really didn?t apologize, and what he said was hurtful, harmful and even dangerous."

"What he said was hurtful, harmful and even dangerous."

"Uh, you know, Barack and Michelle are on an historic journey, a transformative one to change America for the better, but it's also a dangerous journey."

"They're taking America to a new zone of hope and possibility."

?Sometimes, honestly, I can?t handle my voice.?

?When people actually copy me a little bit, and they make me sound so German.?

And then when I see it, I'm like, "My voice is a little bit that squeaky."

"Their behavior has obviously, has obviously not changed."

"I want all of our children to have opportunities that we, our mothers and our grandmothers only dreamed of."

"You women should only have to do half the housework. It's only fair that your mom should do the other."

"Hello sweetness, my son's got a Harvard degree. 'What? Who Cares!'."

?Who is that hovering in the hallway??

?Every time you flip the screen from an element to the monitor, I get some Hispanic-looking man on the screen. I don?t know who he is, but he?s been in my prompter the whole night.?

"Today we know he was wrong."

"The surge has succeeded."

"Senator Obama will tell you we can't win in Afghanistan without losing in Iraq. In fact, he has it exactly backwards."

"Ho hum, who wants to be there?"

"It's not about get rid of everything in your closet and lets start all over again. It's really about how do your clothes fit you."

"Does Martha have a hip hop ringtone?!"

"Anybody will tell you when you're trying to fight something like cancer, having good spirits and good attitude and things you love doing, those make you better."

"You know everybody talks about what a horrible job it is to brief the president, I love these briefings. I'm really going to miss them."

"He needs authorities from the congress."

"The founders of our country faced dire threats. IF they failed in their endeavors they would have been hung as traitors."

"That's his voting record. All I said was his voting record...and that is more to the left than the announced socialist in the United States Senate, Bernie Sanders of Vermont."

"My next one will probably be, uh, 'Hound Dog.'"

"He has to come."

"He may have known, because he felt the pressures."

"Perhaps America's most hated man, in life. He was hated by so many whites and shunned by so many blacks."

"He disturbed the status quo."

"He had a dream."

"How many of you, in this church today?"

"Hands down."

"You want health care for all, raise your hand."

"You want HIV meaningfully addressed, raise your hand."

"People can come from faraway places to realize their highest aspirations."

"As our hearts bled, witnessing the horror in New Orleans, the president and his cabinet were absent for a week."

"Hope is in the air and help is on the way."

"Then God will forgive our sins, and then God will heal our land."

"Healing is in the air."

"Healing is in the air, and hope is on the way."

"Hope is on the way."

"That's not the definition of humble. That's my opinion, I am humble in general. It is my humble opinion that Justin should win. It is my humble opinion that I should've won Video of the Year."

"That's not the definition of humble. That's my opinion."

"That's not the definition of humble. That's my opinion, I am humble in general."

"You know, I just wonder sometimes, like how miserable is your life, that you have to focus on negative things, that you can't enjoy things. Sometimes you have to sit back and be like, damn, you know what? I like that song. Damn you know what? That was good."

"You know, I just wonder sometimes, like how miserable is your life, that you have to focus on negative things, that you can't enjoy things."

"You know, they feel like, yo, you know, he's got a God complex because he said, they wrote the Bible again he'd be in it."

"Hip Hop is a religion, to a certain extent, and the rappers are the preachers."

"Hip Hop is a religion, to a certain extent, and the rappers are the preachers. And the music is the scriptures."

"I'm happy with my lips."

"Honestly."

"This is a guy trying to help heal a child. I'm sleeping in the sleeping bag on the floor, I gave him the bed cuz he has a brother named Star, so him and Star took the bed."

"Then we'd wake up, at like dawn, and go in the hot air balloon."

"It was a nightmare, a horrifying nightmare."

"They speak of a hundred year war in Iraq."

"We need all the help we can get."

"Hunger for Change."

"We can take our politics to a higher level."

"We are the hope of the future, the answer to the cynics who tell us our house must stand divided, that we cannot come together, that we cannot remake this world as it should be."

"I hardly even think about too much."

"He he he he, yeah."

"And I can handle that also. I've been handling it, ain't I?"

"Hell?yes."

"I say, well how come I'm always doing what you tell me to do, but then you never do what I say to do."

"Yeah I know about 'Helter Skelter,' it was a song that some people sang."

"It's all about heart, it's all about helping somebody."

"It's all about heart."

"This is who I am, I am a human being, I'm a father and I make mistakes, it's not how long you're down, it's how quickly you get back up."

"Hillary didn't have to address gender fears and injustice, he had to address racial injustice and racial fears."

"We are one America and President Bush is defending it with all his heart and soul."

"Their hate is no match for America's decency."

"We are the America that fights not for imperialism but for human rights and democracy."

"We've heard it from politicians who accept the status quo rather than stand up for real change in our public schools."

"Happiness and life as we know it on planet Earth is completely different for the male of the species and the female of the species."

"I've said privately and publicly that I'm gonna help support Senator McCain, but I think I can best do that as Governor of Louisiana."

"Hey, this is Charles Barkley."

"How you vote tells people who you really are, deep inside."

"Why you can't name a black man in this country who is sick and tired of the hell that he's catching who hasn't been to jail."

"Stealing runs rampant in Harlem. Gambling runs rampant in Harlem. All types of evils and vices that terrify our community run rampant in Harlem."

"The house negroes, they lived in the house, with master. They dressed pretty good, they ate good, because they ate his food?when he left."

"The house negro loved his master. But that field negro; remember, they were in the majority. And they hated the master."

"But to show you the hypocrisy of the law, when negroes demonstrate for integration, instead of the arresting the discriminators, the law arrests the demonstrators."

"And hating the African we ended up even hating ourselves, without even realizing it. Because you can't hate the roots of a tree and not hate the tree."

"We never thought in terms of bringing these things into existence for ourselves. We never thought in terms of doing things for ourselves, because we felt helpless."

"And what made us feel helpless, was our hatred for ourselves."

"He loved and honored his country even when the feeling was unreturned, and counseled others to do the same."

"He gave his countrymen the benefit of the doubt believing, as he wrote, that 'returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars.'"

"As much as any other group in America, the NAACP has been at the center of that great and honorable cause."

"I will fully fund those programs but No Child Left Behind has to be fixed."

"I obviously support head start programs."

"I just don't think I'm going to ask you to work on the case. If I do, one of these days that will come out, and go over national television, and it will just hurt like the dickens."

"I just give this man's record and I want to say, Mr. Welch, that it had been labeled long before he became a member, as early as 1944."

"Senator, I think it hurts you, too, sir."

"May I say that Mr. Welch talks about this being cruel and reckless. He was just baiting. He has been baiting Mr. Cohn here for hours."

"Wall Street got drunk ? it?s one of the reasons I asked you to turn off your TV cameras. It got drunk and now it?s got a hangover. The question is: how long will it sober up."

"With 32 minutes, he reasoned with a nation that has suffered almost a third of a million casualties in the longest war in it's history."

"You see, they hate the power of the individual, they hate the progress of women, they hate the religious freedoms of others and they hate the liberating breeze of democracy."

"I mean the most honorable profession is to become Conan the Barbarian."

"I think it's great, the way he can hide."

"That would come in handy."

"You trying to humiliate me."

"Like I said, it happened to me, it's a bad rule."

"He did his part by apologizing to those young ladies."

"I was like, man, so how we gonna figure out how to get that? I need that so I can be famous. And then, uh, so I can follow my dreams and do music."

"And I hate when girls be acting boozy as hell, and I already seen 'em naked like Blu Cantrell."

"He's out of nowhere. He's crazy."

"I actually use my child as a human shield against photographers and they still won't publish."

"And the reason that I'm particularly appreciative of how Reverend Sharpton's building this organization and recognizing that change comes from the bottom up is because that's how I've lived my life. That has been the principle around which I have entered into politics."

"I don't know that they are viewed as house Negros, in the term. I believe that they are in the house and the rest of us are in the field, so it would not be an inaccurate description, though I would not be -- you know I'm not one to make controversial statements."

"I'm not worried about history, I'm living right now."

"And I think these Christians, first of all they're supposed to be, they're not supposed to judge other people, but they're the most hypocritical judge of people we have in this country."

"Hey, I'm Charles Barkley."

"Could they have handled it different? Yes."

"He says he weighs about 330-335 right now, he's still a big guy, but he's got a lot of wear and tear on his body."

"You know you hate to see it because he's a good guy."

"He inspires you."

"I will not be taking questions, thank you very much."

"He won't. He won't."

"For me that was one of the highlights."

"I don't think it's important, I think it would be a great honor."

"I'm still a human being."

"Holy Tornado."

"I'm excited about the Cubs this year. Got a great roster, Lou Pinella, working hard, running around. Uh, just had tacos with Lou the other day."

"I'm excited about the Cubs this year. Got a great roster, Lou Pinella, working hard."

"Uh, just had tacos with Lou the other day, and a whole bucket full of cervezas. And we started gabbing, and did you realize Lou, is blind in his left eye."

"Uh, just had tacos with Lou the other day, and a whole bucket full of cervezas."

"And did you realize, Lou is blind in his left eye. I had no idea."

"First 10,000 youngsters to come to Wrigley, will receive an enameled pen. It's enameled pin day, brought to you by Florsheim."

"Uh, Ricky, suffered a horrible crash, and he thinks he's paralyzed. But he's not."

"Are we gonna make hot, Spanish love right now?"

"I'm running for President of the United States because I want to help with family values. And I think that family values are important when we have 2 parent…families that are of parents that are the traditional family."

"And how fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Britney, after all she's been through."

"I feel it?s wrong for people who commit crimes to try to shift the blame onto somebody else, onto their parents or onto their upbringing or living circumstances. I think that?s just a cop out and my parents, my relatives had no knowledge of what I was doing. They?re absolutely not responsible for any of it in any...

"Hancock is hilarious."

"Well, I think the add is good, but what I think McCain could have done last week that would have been even better is to inject some humor into this. For example, have John McCain out on a basketball court not being able to hit the goal."

"And I've looked into the homosexual charges."

"It's kind of a hobby to help my nerves."

"Well, I hope I haven't inflicted myself on the American people, and the only role model I hope I could be is a sinner saved by grace, and that there's hope for me and there's hope for everyone else."

"There's hope for me and there's hope for everyone else."

"This was a hoax, perpetrated by Jerry Falwell!"

"Your job is a hard job."

"He said, how much more can they humiliate me?"

"And you hang in there!"

"We didn't know what would, had happened."

"Nice moustache, Jim. Hey guys look! It's Jim Carrey in a fake moustache. The acrobats were stopping in the middle of routines. (French accent) Jim Carrey. Moustache fakey."

"Hey guys look! It's Jim Carrey in a fake moustache."

"Yeah, well they'll say something, like, you know, uh, hey wait here. I'm gonna go have some kids, then bring 'em back to meet ya."

"A little skin. How about a nose hair. C'mon you got hundreds of 'em."

Steve: "Horton is huge. He's this huge elephant from a different world. The Mayor is tiny. The Mayor lives in a speck."

"No I said I'd do a hundred and fifty people?hundred and fifty impressions (laughs). Soprano versions of everyone you've ever known in Hollywood."

"Ladies and gentlemen, a more benign but equally insidious plague has fastened itself upon the families of America."

"Suh, foooo, high five to me. Yeah, who's bad? Whoooo!"

"But actually she seemed very, uh, comfortable with that."

"So this is what you're supposed to do. You have to, like, love the prize and show how much the prize is special. So you have to touch the prize, rub the prize, and then you have to like walk around, you can never show your back, so you're like, here's the prize."

"Hold your head high; stick your chest out. You can make it."

"He plays within himself."

"I just try to hire funny people, and have good scripts, and let them do what they do. The guys are all funny, they always have lots to give. A guy like Steve Carell, I mean, you could just let him go all day long."

Rick Davis explains why the McCain has compared Barack Obama to a celebrity.

"But the reality is, that he is a celebrity. I don't think anybody would deny that fact. And I think you can compare him to two other people with great global name recognition and a huge fan base."

"He's on the front cover of every tabloid, he's on the front cover of every magazine, he's on the front cover of every…you know…celebrity journal that you've seen."

"Look we think he made a mistake in judgment we think those are the kind of things that people are evaluating."

"Well I think that's a lot of hyperactivity on the part of the media."

"We heard a screaming on the bus. I turned around and saw the man standing there with the knife in his hand. And then we started yelling stop the bus."

"There are a host of complicated issues here."

"I do not think that high gas prices are a good thing for American families."

"I read that he has attended a Muslim school for a couple of years. His father was Muslim."

"The safety of our country if Obama gets in. I do…he is a Muslim and I'm very concerned about that."

"I think she has handled the whole thing really well."

"Primarily, this is because the rulers of the exchange of mankind's goods have failed, through their own stubbornness and their own incompetence, have admitted their failure, and have abdicated. Practices of the unscrupulous money changers stand indicted in the court of public opinion, rejected by the hearts and min...

"Happiness lies not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort. The joy, the moral stimulation of work no longer must be forgotten in the mad chase of evanescent profits. These dark days, my friends, will be worth all they cost us if they teach us that our tr...

"Yes, the task can be helped by definite efforts to raise the values of agricultural products, and with this the power to purchase the output of our cities. It can be helped by preventing realistically the tragedy of the growing loss through foreclosure of our small homes and our farms. It can be helped by insistenc...

"It is to be hoped that the normal balance of executive and legislative authority may be wholly equal, wholly adequate to meet the unprecedented task before us. But it may be that an unprecedented demand and need for undelayed action may call for temporary departure from that normal balance of public procedure."

"Hostilities exist."