Good evening everyone. I’ve been following the ongoing feud between Conan and Newark Mayor Cory Booker with great interested. And by this I mean I haven’t been following this feud at all but my staff just gave me the jest of it 5 minutes ago. As Secretary of State my job is to strengthen ties and improve relations, ...
To Joe Solmonese, who's doing an outstanding job on behalf of HRC. (Applause.) To my great friend and supporter, Terry Bean, co-founder of HRC. (Applause.) Representative Patrick Kennedy. (Applause.) David Huebner, the Ambassador-designee to New Zealand and Samoa. (Applause.) John Berry, our Director of OPM, who's d...
"You preach to live humbly and I totally agree so now maybe it’s time for you to move out of your house that is a city."
42:26 - Read by Ralph Snelson. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox.org. LV SS Collection 32.
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"Happiness lasting more than four hours is perfectly normal and does not require the assistance of a physician."
"As your doctor if your heart is healthy enough to stand all these possibilities. Side effects may include non stop smiling, an inflated sense of well being and a sudden loss of inhibitions."
"He's a harmony ideology type which is not what you want for a strong president."
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Happy Halloween Everybody!!!!
KO: How can we be so heartless? Us: We're nihilists! KO: How can we be so heeeeaaartless? Us: We're tryna die quick! KO: What more obvious role could government have Than the defense of the life of each citizen?
KC: How is the Nobel Peace Prize decided? BS: Well, uh, that is what people were asking all day today Bølverk: We mix a secret potion, And roll the ancient dice, Then hire a focus group And have a human sacrifice. KC: A lot of people are asking today why do you think the committee elected President Obama? Bølverk: I...
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"Hey Dave what do you need? You need a funny story? You need a clip? What do you need? You want me to show something? Talk about my career?"
"Hell is eternal just like your marriage is supposed to be."
"Harrasment!"
"Whenever we tell him things like it’s a bad thing to do. He cowls down…like if we go to a store and he wants to buy some candy or something I have to tell him no. He’s always behind; all the other boys are always telling him hurry Falcon, hurry. So he does tend to do that."
"And Falcon was really in the garage this whole time. I don’t know if Falcon can hear me but because I know at some point he fell asleep in that garage but he was hiding out because he thought you were going to punish him for something that happened earlier in the day."
"I don’t know whether it’s possible for you guys to emit the electricity it emits. But every 5 minutes it comes off at 1 minute and it emits a million volts in the outer skin. He can get electrocuted."
"The historic movement to bring real, meaningful health insurance reform to the American people gathered momentum this week as we approach the final days of this debate. Having worked on this issue for the better part of a year, the Senate Finance Committee is finishing deliberations on their version of a health ins...
"I got divorced and now I have to live with that horrible sense of liberation for the rest of my life."
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I said a hip hop, Hippie to the hippie, The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie, To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat. Now, what you hear is not a test - I'm rappin' to the beat, And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet. See, I am ...
"What’s great about Republicans in Congress is that if you want to heckle the President during his Address to the nation, there’s a Rep for that."
"And they took this timeout to give Clifton Smith a chance for a return. He went right into Smith. Clifton Smith was hit on the punt and still lying down. And Dante Wesley ran into him."
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Republican: "Oh my god what happened?!" Man: "What happened was that you made Barack Obama angry. You make him angry he turns, he turns into The Rock Obama."
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I tremble They're gonna eat me alive If I stumble They're gonna eat me alive Can you hear my heart beating like a hammer? Beating like a hammer? Help, I'm alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer Hard to be soft Tough to be tender Come take my pulse, the pace is on a runaway train Help, I'm alive, my heart keep...
I tremble They're gonna eat me alive If I stumble They're gonna eat me alive Can you hear my heart beating like a hammer? Beating like a hammer? Help, I'm alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer Hard to be soft Tough to be tender Come take my pulse, the pace is on a runaway train Help, I'm alive, my heart keep...
I tremble They're gonna eat me alive If I stumble They're gonna eat me alive Can you hear my heart beating like a hammer? Beating like a hammer? Help, I'm alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer Hard to be soft Tough to be tender Come take my pulse, the pace is on a runaway train Help, I'm alive, my heart keep...
I tremble They're gonna eat me alive If I stumble They're gonna eat me alive Can you hear my heart beating like a hammer? Beating like a hammer? Help, I'm alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer Hard to be soft Tough to be tender Come take my pulse, the pace is on a runaway train Help, I'm alive, m...
"Before we knew it we were sort of out into spring and the record was kind of done and then we hit a major wall right at the end."
Doorbell rings, I'm not listenin'; From my mouth, drool is glistenin' I'm happy -- although my boss let me go, I'm Happily Addicted to the Web. All night long, I keep clicking; Unaware time is ticking; There's beard on my cheek, same clothes for a week, I'm Happily Addicted to the Web. Friends come by, they shake ...
"There is a healthy amount of money and it is safe. It will not be touched other than for education. Yes the money is there, come hell or high water they will have the opportunity."
Power of my DJ! Get yoru hands up like! Get your hands up! My Dj! Here comes the bomb! Here comes my…here comes the bomb!
I came home last night, Girl, You wouldn’t make love to me, ‘Cause I ain’t no Hollaback Girl, You went fast to sleep, Girl, You wouldn't even talk to me Girl, I heard that you were talking shit And you didn't think that I would hear it So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you...
DJ, a DJ saved my life, Gonna take you out, DJ, a DJ saved my life, Get all caught up! DJ, a DJ saved my life, Gonna take you out, DJ Saved my life, Getting caught up, There’s not a problem I can’t fix that I can do in the mix.
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"They also represent a segment of our economy that has been hard hit by this recession. Over the past couple of years, small businesses have lost hundreds of thousands of jobs. Many have struggled to get the loans they need to finance their inventories and make payroll. Many entrepreneurs can’t get financing to s...
"Hang on Larry! Hang on! Larry, hold on!"
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"Why don't we talk about how great this nation is?"
"Hi dear how are you?"
"Hello."
"Hello how are you today?"
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The review contains all the material from Exercises 1 through to Exercise 16, read clearly, questions and answers, in Latin only, but be warned: they are read speeded up. The idea behind the high speed review is to enable you to quickly consolidate what you have learned. evanmillner (and that is at) gmail.com...
Animula vagula blandula, hospes comesque corporis, quae nunc abibis in loca pallidula, rigida, nudula, nec, ut soles, dabis jocos
Once you are familiar with the material, listening to it at high speed can act as consolidation, and save precious time. The Latin is speeded up to double the original speaking speed, so it sounds a bit computerish. In the process, you save 30 minutes. Your brain will adjust to the fast speed. The world will seem a ...
From William's vocabulary for speaking Latin - words to do with house and home, using words drawn from the whole span of Latinity, not only ancient times. Pictures of these are found on the imaginum vocabularium blog.
Story of Hercules until the start of this Labours, from the Sanford and Scott's "Junior Latin Reader." If you have reached lesson 50 or so of Adler, and have listened at least once to the vocabulary building files, you should be able to listen to and enjoy this story in simple Latin, which is read slowly. The book c...
http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=m60IoakJDBEC
Local funny man and sub shop owner Rick Wayne, has been hired by a Catholic to appear on TGS with a blind fella.
Kenneth: I just heard that world famous clog dancer Jug Brakody has gone to a better place. Tracy: He's in Cabo? Kenneth: No sir, he passed away. But atleast he died doing what he loved, logging on the Huffington Post.
We can't give up on halloween - it's a magical night where women dress slutty and drink too much. Where we can hide our bodies in bulky costumes!
How can a dude in a midrift top dominate me like that?
13:53 - Read by Alan Davis Drake. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox.org. LV SS Collection 33.
On Oct. 29, 1969, around 10:30 P.M., a message from one computer was sent over a modified phone line to another computer hundreds of miles away. Some say the Internet was born that day. UCLA computer scientist Leonard Kleinrock, who was there, gives his account.
For gadget lovers, Halloween is more geeky than spooky. Mark Frauenfelder, editor-in-chief of Make Magazine, talks about the geekiest do-it-yourself Halloween costumes and decorations, from spray foam guts and singing pumpkins to a fortune-teller costume built on a Segway.
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Many amputees say they can still feel the presence of a missing limb, and often what they feel is intense pain. But how does a doctor treat pain in an arm or a leg that no longer exists? Oddly enough, one researcher used a cardboard box and a $2 mirror.
Now that it's high summer, you're probably wondering how much heat you can take. Some 230 years ago, three curious London gentlemen walked into a room with a few eggs, a steak and a dog — with exactly that question.
Now that it's high summer, you're probably wondering how much heat you can take. Some 230 years ago, three curious London gentlemen walked into a room with a few eggs, a steak and a dog — with exactly that question.
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"His reputation is expanding faster than the Universe."
"He’s a lover, not a fighter but he’s also a fighter so don’t get any ideas."
"He lives vicariously through himself."
"His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body."
"His blood smells like cologne."
"People hang on his every word, even the prepositions."
"His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it."
"The pheromones he secrets have been known to affect people miles away in a slight but measurable way."
"His hands feel like rich, brown suede."
"His legend precedes him the way lightening precedes thunder."