How did you two get along without me?

Hey, McFly. I thought I told you never to come in here.

Hey, you, get your damn hands off her!

Hey! You're not permitted in there. It's restricted. You'll be deactivated for sure.

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

Hmph. Upgrades.

How easy it was to work with Darren. I mean the truth of the matter is he's one of the most brilliant directors I've ever had the opportunity to work with.

Neo: How long to recharge the "Neb"? Trinity: 24, maybe 30, hours. Neo: Some people go their entire lives without hearing news that good.

Hate to bring this up, but, uh, this is a commercial ship, not a rescue ship.

James: You're invited. Anne: Happy birthday! Oh shoot.

Anne: Hathco. James: What up. Anne: Word. Yes! All night long!

Anne: Hathco! James: You mean, Hathafrank. Anne: You're really bad at the celebrity mash up names.

Hey, how the hell is he breathing?

How come you guys don't freeze him?

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Trinity: Is Neo okay? Link: Okay? Shit, Morpheus, you should have seen him. Morpheus: Where is he now? Link: He's doin' his Superman thing.

Hang on tight, R2. You've got to come back. You wouldn't want my life to get boring, would you?

Dr. Evazan: He doesn't like you. Luke: I'm sorry. Dr. Evazan: I don't like you, either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on 12 systems. Luke: I'll be careful. Dr. Evazan: You'll be dead! Obi-Wan: This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you something.

He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take, and he still has hell to look forward to.

Mills: Has he tried to speak or communicate in any way? Doctor: Even if his brain were not mush, which it is, he chewed off his own tongue long ago. Somerset: Uh, doctor. Is there absolutely no chance that he might survive? Doctor: Detective, he'd die of shock right now if you shined a flashlight in his eyes. He's e...

Come on. He's insane. Look. Right now, he's probably dancing around in his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter.

Mills: Honestly, have you ever seen anything like this? Somerset: No.

Mills: Why us? Swarr: He says he admires you.

How much money you got?

Mills: Hi, loser. Tracy: Hi, idiot.

He made me do it. He...He put that thing on me. Then he made me wear it. Then he...Told me to fuck her. And I did. I fucked her! Oh, god. Oh, god. He had a gun in my mouth. The fucking gun was in my throat! Fuck! Aah! Oh, god! God! God, help me. Please. Please help me! Please help me!

How many times has Barney Fife found dead bodies that weren't dead?

Happy to meet you. I've heard a lot about you. Except, of course, your first name.

Somerset: He's preaching. Mills: He's punishing. Somerset: The sins were used in medieval sermons. There were 7 cardinal virtues and 7 deadly sins used as teaching tools. Mills: Like in the Parson's Tale, and what's-his...Oh, Dante. Somerset: You read them. Mills: Yeah. Well, parts. Hey, remember in purgatory, Dant...

He's got a long history of serious mental illness.

His parents gave him a strict southern baptist upbringing, but somewhere along the line they fell short.

Detective, he'd die of shock right now if you shined a flashlight in his eyes.

How did you get like this? I want to know.

He cuts the skin off his fingers. That's why we couldn't find one usable print.

Hey, we've got him downstairs, locked up, done deal. He'll get room and board, cable TV. Hell, my wife doesn't even have cable.

Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.

Holy shit, he caught her.

His helmet was stifling. It narrowed his vision, and he must see far. His shield was heavy. It threw him off balance......and his target is far away.

Hundreds leave. A handful stay. Only one looks back.

Eomer: How long has it been since Saruman bought you? What was the promised price, Grima? When all the Men are dead you would take your share of the treasure? Too long have you watched my sister. Too long have you haunted her steps. Wormtongue: You see much, Eomer son of Eomund. Too much. You are banished forthwit...

Legolas: That is one of the Mearas, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell. Gandalf: Shadowfax. He is the lord of all horses and has been my friend through many dangers.

Help! I think I'm melting! This is all your fault!

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Here, Jonesy.

His staff. I told you to take the wizard's staff.

Hey, stinker, don't go getting too far ahead.

Wait. This creature is bound to me. And I to him. He is our guide.

That season 8 our highest rates season to date, most shows were in decline by then and headed toward Will & Graceville was suddenly to halt production two weeks earlier than scheduled.

Merry: He doesn't look too happy, does he? Pippin: Not too happy at all, Merry. Merry: Still, I suppose the view would be quite nice from up there. Pippin: Oh yes, its a quality establishment. I hear the staff are very good.

Elrond: He is not coming back. Why do you linger here when there is no hope? Arwen: There is still hope.

He wants the precious. Always he is looking for it. And the precious is wanting to go back to him. But we mustn't let him have it.

Leia: Han, we need you! Han: We need? Leia: Yes. Han: Well, what about you need? Leia: I need? I don't know what you're talking about. Han: You probably don't.

Darth Vader: What is it, General? General Veers: My Lord, the fleet has moved out of light speed. Com Scan has detected an energy field protecting an area of the sixth planet of the Hoth System. The field is strong enough to deflect any bombardment. Darth Vader: The Rebels are alerted to our presence. Admiral Oz...

Hurry up, goldenrod. You're gonna be a permanent resident.

Han Solo: Horizontal boosters. Alluvial dampers? Ow! That's not it, bring me the Hydrospanner. I don't know how we're going to get out of this one. OW! Chewie!

Luke: Put that down. Hey! That's my dinner! Yoda: How you get so big eating food of this kind?

Han: Hey, your worship, I'm only trying to help. Leia: Would you please stop calling me that? Han: Sure, Leia. Leia: You make it so difficult sometimes. Han: I do. I really do.

He will join us or die, master.

Luke: How far away is Yoda? Will it take us long to get there? Yoda: Not far. Yoda not far. Patience. Soon you will be with him.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Yoda: No. He is not ready. Luke: Yoda. I am ready. Ben... I can be a Jedi. Ben, tell him I'm... Yoda: Ready, are you?

Obi-Wan: Hello, there. R2: Beeping. Obi-Wan: Come here, my little friend. Don't be afraid. R2: Beeping. Obi-Wan: Oh, don't worry. He'll be all right.

He says he's found the main controls to the power beam that's holding the ship here. He'll try to make the precise location appear on the monitor. The tractor beam is coupled to the main reactor in seven locations. A power loss at one of the terminals will allow the ship to leave.

Han: Han solo. I'm captain of the millennium falcon. Chewie here tells me you're looking for passage to the Alderaan system. Obi-Wan: Yes, indeed, if it's a fast ship. Han: Fast ship? You've never heard of the millennium falcon? Obi-Wan: Should I have? Han: It's the ship that made the kessel run in less than...

Luke: Hey, biggs. I told you I'd make it someday. Biggs: It'll be like old times, Luke. They'll never stop us.

Luke: How do I know the good side from the bad? Yoda: You will know when you are calm, at peace, passive. A Jedi uses the force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.

Han Solo: Hey, Your Worship, I'm only trying to help. Princess Leia: Would you please stop calling me that? Han Solo: Sure, Leia. Princess Leia: You make it so difficult sometimes. Han Solo: I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer, though. Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right. Princess Le...

Han Solo: How ya feeling kid? You don't look so bad to me. You look strong enough to pull the ears off a Gundark. Luke: Thanks to you. Han Solo: That's two you owe me junior.

Hah! That got him!

Hello. What have we here?

Lando: Having trouble with your droid? Han Solo: No, no problem. Why?

Why didn't Les Moonves fire Chuck Lorre and embarrass him in front of his children when it was revealed that he was on a campaign to vilify, extort and destroy me? Why didn't these guys step up and get my back? He's outside Mr. Chow's, we can roll the tape right now but I don't want to confuse your man.

How do I benefit from pushing my own cars off a cliff?

Let's rip it! (Intro) I can run a mile and back before you even try I’m smarter than a fox or you, and that’s no lie But I can eat more chilidogs than anyone alive But you can’t hold a candle to my fashionable design Hey, we should try to beat Robotnik, not each other We worry too much about winnin’ And ...

Honey, you've been in the bathroom for hours. Are you all right?

Jay: Honey, how is drinking eight gallons of water gonna help you aerobically? Michael: Because I'm gonna have to keep running up and down the stairs to go to the bathroom. Plus the bathroom's where I do all my heavy lifting.

Michael: Hey, when are you gonna get some kind of love life? Michael Jr: I got a love life. Yo, there's this girl at school, right? I keep her on the low. She said I got that Ja Rule body, right? She be feeling me, you know, and I be calling her, she be calling me. You know, we do our thing. And there's this other ...

How you get so big eating food of this kind?

The enemy? His sense of duty was no less than yours, I deem. You wonder what his name is... where he came from. And if he was really evil at heart. What lies or threats led him on this long march from home. If he would not rather have stayed there... in peace.

They'll wake up one day and realize how cool dad is and how he signs all the checks on the front, not the back. And that we need him and we need his wisdom and his bitchinness.

I can worry about it or I can say hey kids, your dad's a rock star, look at his experiences, look at what he survived. Bang, there are some of your lessons but the real lessons are going to be in the future.

Fenster: Hand me the keys, you cocksucker. Police: In English, please. Fenster: Excuse me? Police: In English. Fenster: Hand me the fuckin' keys, you cocksucker. What the fuck?

Costigan: Frank, how many of these guys have been with you long enough to be disgruntled, huh? Think about it. You don't pay much, you know. It's almost a fucking feudal enterprise. The question is, and this is the only question: who thinks that they can do what you do better than you? Frank: The only one who could ...

Costigan: Hey, you fellas come from Providence? Gangster: It isn't any of your business where we come from, is it now? Costigan: What, are you fucking delivering cannolis or something?

Ripley: When we throw the switches, how long before the ship blows? Parker: Ten minutes. Ripley: No bullshit? Parker: We ain't outta here in ten minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space.

Ellerby: How is your wedding coming along? Colin Sullivan: Great, great; she's a doctor. Ellerby: That's outstanding. Colin Sullivan: Yeah. Ellerby: Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can...

He couldn't Aleve it alone. Winning.

How can you never have your own lighter bro. What's up with that? Plan better.

Josie, how do you spell Josie. Is that 3 R's, 2 F's?

Cop: He told us another story altogether. Fenster: Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?

How 'bout it, keaton? You a lawyer's wife? What kind of retainer you giving her?

Keaton: His name is Verbal. Verbal Kint. McManus: Verbal? Keaton: Yeah. Verbal: Roger, really. People say I talk too much. Hockney: Yeah, I was just going to tell you to shut up.

Jack: Listen, send me someone who can speak hungarian. Yeah, he's awake. He's talking like a Thai hooker.... Arkosh: Keyser Soze. Jack: What? Arkosh: Keyser Soze! Keyser Soze! Keyser-- Soze. Jack: No shit?

Bruce Wayne: Have you told anyone I'm coming back? Alfred Pennyworth: I just couldn't figure the legal ramifications of bringing you back from the dead. Bruce Wayne: Dead? Alfred Pennyworth: You've been gone seven years. Bruce Wayne: You had me declared dead? Alfred Pennyworth: Oh, actually it was Mr. Earle, he...

He says his life is in danger. Uh, he saw the devil, l-looked him in the eye.

He comes home to find his wife raped and children screaming. The Hungarians knew Soze was tough, not to be trifled with. So, they let him know they meant business. They tell him they want his territory, all his business. Soze looks over the faces of his family. Then he showed these men of will what will really was.

He tells them he would rather see his family dead than live another day after this. He lets the last Hungarian go. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground, and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns d...

He becomes a myth. A spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "rat on your pop, and Keyser Soze will get you." And no one ever really believes.

Sgt. Rabin: He was a rat. Agent Kujan: Yeah, a big fucking rat. Sgt. Rabin: Arturo was very opposed to returning to prison. So much so, that he named close to 50 people. Guess who he named in the finale. Agent Kujan: Keyser Soze.

He was dead just long enough for the murder rap to blow over. And then he had lunch.

He can convince anyone he's someone else, but never himself.

Dr. Jonathan Crane: He's here. Arkham Thug #1: Who? Dr. Jonathan Crane: The Batman. Arkham Thug #1: What do we do? Dr. Jonathan Crane: What anyone does when a prowler comes around... call the police. Arkham Thug #1: You want the cops here? Dr. Jonathan Crane: At this point, they can't stop us. But the Ba...

Batman: Hold on. Rachel Dawes: What are you doing? Batman: Short cut. Policeman # 1: Air one to ground. Block that ramp. He's got no way off that roof. Policeman # 2: Turn off your engine. Step away from the car. Batman: Trust me. The Tumbler: Weapon system activated. Policeman # 3: Who is this guy? Policema...

We need to hack up the person responsible for this bad connection. Hack him up into pieces in front of his children.

In the epicenter of how I deliver things which is perfect and truthful and radical and in your face. So far in your face that it grabs your teeth, it shoves down your freakin throat and you're like oh, what a lovely little snack. Wow, it tastes like my teeth, I don't care because Sheen delivered it.

Why? Howard Stern does that, it's lame, it's retarded, it's transparent, it's the fucking work of trolls. Why not just leave that to a man who only wants to talk about anal and stupidity?

Hold on, I got people tryin to get through my brilliance.

Colin Sullivan: Hey, now why do you work for the state? Madolyn: Why not? You do. Colin Sullivan: No, what you do, the degrees and everything you got, you're hot shit. So why do you make as much as a guidance counselor? Madolyn: Because... I believe in public service. Colin Sullivan: So now you're gonna fuck wit...

Bruce Wayne: Haven't given up on me yet? Alfred Pennyworth: Never.

He was being strong... strong for his family. But by being strong for his family.. could he... lose it?

Fredo: He said that you were being tough on the negotiations, but if they could get a little help and close the deal fast, it would be good for the family. Micheal: You believed that story? You believed that? Fredo: He said there was something in it for me on my own.

Senator: Mr. Corleone, would you identify for the committee the gentleman to your left? Tom: I can answer that. His name is Vincenzo Pentangeli. Senator: Is he related to the witness? Tom: He is, I believe, his brother.

Large Man: Who's that, then? Dead Collector: I don't know. Must be a king. Large Man: Why? Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.

Fuck you. Fucking queers. Firemen getting pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy. Hey, go save a kitten in a tree, you fucking homos.

Hey, go save a kitten in a tree, you fucking homos.

Convict: Hey, you Billy Costigan? Billy: Yeah, who wants to know? Convict: Oh, nothing. I know a Sean Costigan down on L Street. Billy: That's my cousin. Convict: Connected, not too bright. Billy: Yeah, I know. Convict: I mean, no offense.

Your Uncle Jackie... He also would kill my entire fucking family if he saw me here with you. And I think about this.

Tom: His medical condition is terminal. He's only got another six months anyway. Micheal: He's been dying of the same heart attack for 20 years.

He's been dying of the same heart attack for 20 years.

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women. Blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus. Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners.

Joe: Hey, who didn't throw in? Mr. Orange: Mr. Pink. Joe: Mr. Pink? Why not? Mr. Orange: He don't tip. Joe: He don't tip? Whaddaya mean you don't tip? Mr. Orange: He don't believe in it. Joe: Shut up!

Hey, Paulie! Let me have some wine! Paulie! More wine.

Oh, when my brother Sonny was a kid, he found Tom Hagen in the street, and he had no home... And so my father took him in. And he's been with us ever since. He's a good lawyer. Not a Sicilian, but... I think he's going to be Consigliori.

Vito: He came all the way from California. I told you he'd come. Tom Hagen: It's been two years, he's probably in trouble again. Vito: He's a good Godson.

Kay: How'd he do that? Michael: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Kay: What was that? Michael: Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.

Mr. White: Have a cigarette. Mr. Pink: I quit. Mr. White: All right. Mr. Pink: Why, you got one?

Mr. White: Well, he knows a little about me. Mr. Pink: You didn't tell him your name, did you? Mr. White: I told him my first name, and where I'm from. Mr. Pink: Why? Mr. White: I told him where I was from a few days ago. It was just a natura conversation. Mr. Pink: And what was tellin' him your name when ...

He's small potatoes.

Nice Guy Eddie: Daddy, did you see that? Joe: What? Nice Guy Eddie: He got me on the ground and tried to fuck me. Vic: You wish. Nice Guy Eddie: You sick bastard, Vic. You tried to fuck me in my father's office. Whatever you want to do in your own home, go to it, but don't try to fuck me. I don't think of you...

Hardy fuckin' har.

Do I sound like I'm fucking joking? He's fucking driving around with a cop in his trunk!

All I know is what Vic told me. He said the place turned into a fucking bullet festival. He took a cop as hostage, just to get the fuck outta there.

All I know is what Vic told me. He said the place turned into a fucking bullet festival. He took a cop as hostage, just to get the fuck outta there... Do I sound like I'm fucking joking? He's fuckin' driving around with a fuckin' cop in his trunk!

Mr. Pink: He was crazy in the store but he seems all right now. Mr. White: This is what he was doing. Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam. Mr. Blonde: Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. I told 'em not to touch the fuckin’ alarm… they touched it. If they hadn't done what I told 'em not to do, they'd still be alive. Mr. White: My fuc...

Hey, what's going on? You hear that?

Have some fire, scarecrow.

Mr. Orange: Hey you, what's your name? LAPD Officer Marvin Nash: Marvin. Mr. Orange: Marvin what? LAPD Officer Marvin Nash: Marvin Nash. Mr. Orange: Listen to me, Marvin, I'm a c... listen to me, Marvin Nash, I'm a cop. LAPD Officer Marvin Nash: Yeah, I know. Mr. Orange: You do? LAPD Officer Marvin Nas...

Hey, nobody's trading with anybody. This ain't a goddamn fucking city council meeting, you know.

Joe: How does freedom feel? Mr. Blonde: It's a change.

Nice Guy Eddie: Have you lost your fuckin' mind? Mr. White: Joe, you're making a terrible mistake. I'm not gonna let you make it. Mr. Pink: Come on, guys! Nobody wants this! We're supposed to be fucking professionals! Nice Guy Eddie: Larry, look. It's been quite a long time. A lot of jobs. There's no need for thi...

Dwyane believe in GOD and yourself !

Philana: How old would you say I am? Don't be afraid. I'm not vain. Spock: 35. Philana: That old? I stopped aging at 30. Well, anyway, you're off by 2,000 years. I'm 2,300 years old. We were married very young. I was only 117, and he was 128.

How can you let this go on?

Deela: His species is capable of much affection. Rael: I have noted that. Deela: I wonder if they will demonstrate it to us.

Nemo: Hey dad! Maybe when I'm at school, I'll see a shark. Marlin: I highly doubt it. Nemo: Have you ever met a shark? Marlin: No, and I don't plan to. Nemo: How old are sea turtles? Marlin: Sea turtles? I don't know. Nemo: Sandy Plankton from next door, he says they live to be a hundred years old. Mar...

Bob: Hey, you're doing pretty well for a first timer. Marlin: Well, you can't hold on to them forever, can you? Bill: You know I had a tough time when my oldest went out to the drop off. Marlin: They've just got to grow up som… the drop off? They're going to the drop off? What… what are you, insane? Why don't ...