"Absolutely, absolutely impossible to identify. Because you can have people, great, great, great actors, um, and for one reason or another, it just doesn't happen for them."

"I'm not as concerned with what they're going to end up with because you know it's going to be somewhere in the middle. I am very concerned when they don't go into a room and talk."

"I remember ever--Once a week. You know what are you doing in second grade that you've got to confess once a week? I'd make up sins."

"So I would go into, into the confessional and I would only confess what I thought was important for the priest to really know. And then the other big secrets that I had I would fill my shoes with gravel and I would jump off the top of my bunk beds."

"Then I would be cleansed. And I would have been healed from that."

"He's made a big improvement and I'm really impressed with his game."

"Nah, I didn?t know that when I first got here. I knew a little bit about the tradition."

"I knew a little bit about the tradition but when I got here, and I seen it full effect, it really touched me. It really showed to me how much basketball really means to Kansas."

"The right solution to this problem is to declare a nuclear weapons free zone in the entire region."

"About three quarters of Americans are in favor of that."

"If the foreign involvement was reconstruction, that would be accepted undoubtedly."

"I've come to the conclusion that I've felt all along that the time is right for my family to be in Lawrence, Kansas."

"They're all true."

"It wasn't a goat. It was a small sheep."

"Well, for most of us it was a contractual issue."

"I want to be positive. I want to find some good to say and--He is a professional. He's very dedicated to his craft."

"I'm just glad the movie's over."

"A time comes when silence is betrayal. And that time has come for us in relation to Vietnam."

"If America's soul becomes totally poisoned, part of the autopsy must read: Vietnam. It can never be saved so long as it destroys the deepest hopes of men the world over."

"I'm a pilot."

"Meeting the McCain's again and just being involved in their team it's been an incredible experience."

"I speak as a child of God and brother to the suffering poor of Vietnam. I speak for those whose land is being laid waste, whose homes are being destroyed, whose culture is being subverted. I speak for the poor of America who are paying the double price of smashed hopes at home, and death and corruption in Vietnam. ...

"The image of America will never again be the image of revolution, freedom, and democracy, but the image of violence and militarism."

"We are at the moment when our lives must be placed on the line if our nation is to survive its own folly."

"If we do not act, we shall surely be dragged down the long, dark, and shameful corridors of time reserved for those who possess power without compassion, might without morality, and strength without sight."

"The interests of the nation must always come before any personal considerations."

"I must put the interests of America first."

"I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow."

"I feel a great sadness."

"I leave with no bitterness toward those who have opposed me."

"I have fought for what I believed in."

"It's great. It's great."

"They're not doing that. That, that inspires more fear."

"Just don't say it because it does not, it does not inspire confidence to have 10 headlines coming over about what to do. I don't like it."

"I have talked to the heads of almost every single one of these firms in the last 72 hours and he has no idea what it's like out there!"

"At least I read the darn thing."

"Unfortunately I know too many people and I'm too darn old."

"I don't know what I would do if I were an individual and I owned one these stocks, I would just, you know what? I'm not going to invest in stocks anymore."

"I come back to our viewers have to be saying, 'You know what? I don't need this. I'm going--I'm going into treasuries. It's too crooked. It's too rigged."

"They have to! I don't blame them. I'd go into munies."

"Everybody sees this opportunity. And it flows very well."

"It was never about him, it was always about the deal."

"So as I look at it, uh, in retrospect, I think we did--It was a very difficult task staying so narrowly focused. It's just, it's not the way of most investment banks or most investment bankers."

"This causes us to in an immediate fashion to be a world class investment bank and not have to build these things out slowly."

"Not have to worry about being able to get and attract and retain world class people. So it just solves a lot of issues."

"I do think that we, we now are in a position that, that I can say that I truly do like the business at this scale and with this global footprint that we have."

"If you have a stock that has a higher than ten percent yield, then it's not going to make it."

"I don't really care."

"I don?t have any friends who are CEO's."

"Like I'm no friends of these guys. And the reason I'm no friends with these guys is I'll turn on them in a second."

"So I think that waste is a very ideal stock for this environment."

"Can you imagine not giving babies their basic human rights no matter how they entered our world. My name is Gianna Jesson born 31 years ago after a failed abortion. But if Barack Obama had his way I wouldn't be here."

"I say when because the group has no support here."

"I'm looking at these stocks and I'm saying I want to rebuild them."

"I sold them when they ran up in the Gustav. I recommend everybody here sell them in the Gustav. There are more hurricanes. I think these are trading vehicles."

"Of course I don’t like excessive and unnecessary regu — uh, government regulation."

"Well, I mean, I know for me I took the stand myself. My parents talked to me about it when I was 13. Kind of like the birds and the bees type talk."

"It says true love waits around it and they told me we think it would be a good idea to wait until your married. And it wasn't something forced. I was just…it made sense to me."

"It is a fallacy to suggest that the country is like a company. So of course to run a business you have to have a lifetime of experience in business."

"I don't care. Fixed income, fixed mortgage, floating mortgage, interest rate only, pay as you go, it doesn't matter."

"Remember, it's a vintage."

"I'm so excited because I am hosting the Los Angeles Organizing Awards."

"And it has meant so much to me that she did this that I said I would host this award show for you to honor all of the organizers."

"Some old boyfriend, they still under the bed cause I might need them after because you know I'm divorced. I might need them."

"But, you know what? In every magazine it's always stuff about organizing. How you get yourself together."

"Because when all my stuff is out of order when it's like this, it's all crazy in here."

"Change isn't about slogans, it's about substance."

"So I just heard a scripture, I'm doing great!"

"Girl, I'm still--I get in trouble every single day for something that I said."

"So I, I love that. You know that I get to change hair."

"Well as far as a co-host I just know it's Jessica Simpson. We're trying to go after some other people and see if they're available."

"I came to Oklahoma about 10 years ago, girl, to do stand up comedy."

"You know I loved it because everybody was just very nice when I came out there. I didn't know what to expect."

"You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad... that's amazing."

"I'm not a puppet, I'm a realy boy!"

Donkey:"Oh oh! What did I tell you! I think I feel something coming on! I don't want to die... I don't want to die! I don't want to die!!! Oh please sister mother of mercy! I'm melting!! I'm melting!!" Shrek:"It's just the rain Donkey."

"Thank you gentlemen! Someday I will repay you... Unless of course I can't find you or if I forget."

Gingy:"I hate these ball shows! They bore me to tears! Flip over to Wheel of Torture!" Pinocchio:"I'm not flipping anywhere sir till I see Shrek and Fiona!"

"Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollaa!"

Gabriel:"Ms. Howard isn't it?" Anne:"You know who I am Gabriel Martin. The last time you saw me, I was 11 and you put ink in my tea." Gabriel:"Oh I believe that was one of my younger brothers...perhaps Samuel or Nathan." Anne:"It was you. And it turned my teeth black for a month."

Max:"It's your lucky day." Jedediah:"It is?" Max:"Uh huh, you got a plane." Jedediah:"I have?" Max:"It just might save your life." Jedediah:"It will?" Max:"Uh huh..."

"Now listen good! I'm not Captain Walker. I'm the guy who keeps Mr. Dead in his pocket! And I say we're gonna stay here. And we're gonna live a long time... and we're gonna be thankful."

"Thunderdome is simple. Get to the weapons, use them any way you can. I know you won't break the rules... there aren't any."

The Collector:"If you have nothing to trade, you got no business in Bartertown." Max:"An hour on the inside thats all." The Collector:"Next!" Max:"I got skills, I could trade them." The Collector:"Sorry the brothel's full."

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!

"That was an unfair attack there again, based on the verbage that John McCain used. Uh, certainly, it is a mess though, the economy is a mess."

"I need those leads and I need 'em now or I'm out. You're going to miss me. I swear to you, you will miss me."

"It seams to me an insurmountable amount of money."

"I love gold."

Star Spangled Banner going on right now; I don't even celebrate that shit 'cause I'm black - Obama, Obama all that shit.

Dave: "Bunch of fucking nonsense, huh?" George: "I can't close them." Dave: "Nobody can close 'em." George: "They're old." Dave: "They're ancient-- a bunch of fucking nonsense. Get some jerk to come in here and--" George: "Sometimes just think, you know, I wonder if I belong in this business." Dave...

"Dad, how many times I got to tell you I'm not a salesman. I'm an account executive."

"Jesus Christ! If this guy owner a funeral parlor no one would die!"

"I don't like losses."

"Not bad for a city college boy. Bought my way in and now all these Ivy League schmucks are sucking my knee caps."

"It's all about bucks kid."

"I love Gooooold!"

"But I'm endorsing McCain."

"It's what John McCain and I, we have very consistent track records showing that we're capable and we're willing to do this. Rufflin feathers along the way but it's what we're expected to do and what we're promising to do."

"I support drilling in Alaska."

"And um, I'll keep workin on him with ANWR."

"Well I think there was the tabloid version of our lives and then, even though it started out as poems and memoirs, I decided I needed to set it straight."

"I think I had a ghost writer that was writing with me. A co-author that was writing with me and I think she had written lots of books like that, so I think maybe they just took it from that."

"I have sat for hours thinking and thinking about everything's that happened and I think it's been a whirlwind."

"It's been a wild ride for everybody."

"Because I was a teacher, I've always been a teacher."

"And of course I tried to be with Britney you know as much as I could, but when she was 15-16 years old, that's when Felicia, a very good family friend. She traveled with Britney."

"Because I had to stay home because Jamie was in school. I had another daughter."

"So I think another misconception was that I was always with Britney."

"Did I want to be there? Of course. But was it feasible? It wasn't."

"He is theoretically in favor of deregulation because regulation for regulation sake is a bad idea."

"I'd just like her to be, ah. Personally I felt we didn?t need the Hillary stuff. I'd like her to go even harder. I want her to decimate this woman."

"I want her to go even harder. I'd like her to decimate this woman."

"I can't believe there hasn't been more about it."

"I started the center. But right at the moment what I'm doing is I'm taking my green schooling work to Earth Day Network."

"But as for foreign policy, you know I think that I am prepared and I know that on January 20th if we are so blessed as to be sworn into office as your president and vice president certainly we'll be ready. I'll be ready. I have that confidence, I have that readiness."

"I didn't know you were such a reader."

"I thought you just walked around with people staring at you."

"I'm glad you approve."

"I'm going to get my drink."

"I'm sorry, you came back so fast."

"Let me ask you something. Is it possible for someone to come out of a coma and have no recollection of who they are?"

"It's a hoot."

"It's part of my job."

"The reason American Idol's ratings are slipping is because of, me."

"I just by the way, want yes or no here."

"No, no, when I'm saying us I suppose I mean me."

"It's getting quite awkward. Carry on."

"Its our farewell. Its our, you know, we'll never be here again."

"It's been one of the issues. Twenty percent of the country thinks he's still a Muslim, so now we know."

"It's his charm and his ease with himself. You know some people are comfortable in their own skin."

"This to me is just a canard."

"So I, I know the same thing you do. I read about it in the, uh, the internet somewhere or something."

"I like her very much, don't you?"

"Well you know as a women comedian, I can relate to it only. I don't really know the answer."

"You know when I started in stand-up it was harder for me because they just don't accept the fact that you've got the microphone and you're in the position. You know, it's almost castrating."

"I like him too very much."

"I don't know anything. I know nothing, I know nothing."

"I'm supporting the Democrat, whoever is the Democrat."

"That's an interesting point of view but I don't agree with that in particular because I don't, I don?t want them in there any more."

"I relate to John McCain in this way. I don't know anything about the economy either."

"I made a joke about the fact that Salmon Rushdie had been in hiding in 10 years and managed to get married three times."

"You know what it is, they grow up to fast. Now I sound like I'm a hundred years old, but I do."

"Then in those days if you did that you were a putan."

"I don?t' understand polygamy. They're kind of like lions you know. The lion mates 50 times a day with all different lionesses."

"You know I could speak to the Jeremiah thing in a certain way because you know, the Catholic church, I went there for years and years, wore the hat."

"I think that Elizabeth will still have many things, critical things to say about whatever Democrat gets in there. And I'll either have to defend the position-- Or look, if a Democrat makes a mistake I'm the first one to say it."

"I don't care if it's a Republican or a Democrat. I want them to do what I think is right."

"It's like Newt Gingrich. I'm not going to hit him."

"I don't know yet. We're going to announce tomorrow what the nominees are. I don't know if we're nominated."

"I love you dearly, and I'm very sorry that you're so hurt, darlin'."

"You misled me the whole way, and I felt like I was a meal ticket to you."

"And I'm really proud of you now, because you've decided that you want to move on and that that's not for you, and I really do want you to be happy."

Christina: "That's how I feel." Rich: "Well, you know, I'm sorry that you feel that way."

"It's completely outrageous and creepy."

"I really do not even want to be around you, because I am very hurt."

"It's completely outrageous and creepy, and I do not feel good about this at all."

"My friends, you know this is a tough campaign and it's probably going to get a lot tough in the next 46 days. And I regret that sometimes I'm offended by some of the negative aspects of this campaign."

"I didn't forget everything about high school."

"I forgot what it was like to be in high school."

"It's not always quite so 'High School Musical.'"

"I try to help them as much as I can, but sometimes I have to remind myself, it's okay for these kids to make mistakes -- I mean, we did."

"I'm not just going to do it right now."

"I am exhausted from thirty nights."

Caller: "Anything else? Anything--" King: "Pressure under fire. Done this before. I don't want it to be his first surgery."

"Just wondering the most important aspect of getting into journalism -- not the medical field. I think you're exhausted from thirty nights."

"I'm a PROfessional, look it up in the book."

"I'm lost -- what do you mean?"

King: "These are things I have confidence in the young MD." Caller: "Okay. I'm talking about journalism field."

"I'm not a big fan of other people's children, you know. Like, I'm sure if I had one, I'd fucking keep it, or whatever...."

Blake Lively: Hey James Franco: Hey Blake Lively: I hear you a really small penis James Franco: Damn right I do Blake Lively: So do I

I hear you have a reall small penis

"I'm not sure as good a man as my father. My father struggled with alcohol all his life. And he really used his religion as a valuable tool in combating this disease. And it is a disease."

"Inspiration and balance and patience and all the things you need."

"People overdraw the quote, women and booze thing. The fact is that I was pretty rebellious. And I was immature. I was sort of fighting against the tradition. I also didn't take well to the discipline."

"I'm the luckiest guy that you will ever, ever be with. Fifth from the bottom of my class as we've discussed, several plane crashes, several narrow escapes, several stories that just defy the imagination. I'm the most fortunate person you'll ever interview and I appreciate it every single day."

"Sure. Technically I don't know. Unemployment is up. Wages are down. Home foreclosures are incredibly high."

"I understand the economy as chairman of the Commerce Committee, which oversights all of the commercial aspects of America's economy. I've been involved in these issues for many, many years. I know the economy. I know how to fix it."

"The people who know me, the people who have worked for me, worked with me and for me understand that I know how to make things run and get things done."

"Who instilled in me some pretty, you know, Midwestern Kansas values, hard work and stick-to-it-ness and honesty and lookin out for other people."

"After the toughest primary in history against one of the best fields in history, I emerged as the nominee."

"Are there gonna be some people who don't vote for me because I'm black? Of course. There are probably some African Americans who are voting for me because I'm black. Or maybe others who are just inspired by the idea of breaking new ground."

"Saying that I was just the mirror image of Rush Limbaugh and I'm not. I'm the opposite of Rush Limbaugh."

"I would be Hitler."

"I'm sure you've seen Norm Coleman's ad showing old clips of me in some pretty well passionate moments. Look, I'm not a politician and I guess I get outraged and sometimes I've gone too far."

"I'm Al Franken and I approve this message."

Behar: "Do you take your inspiration from Joan Collins?" Meester: "No. I mean, I wore a robe one time."

"Well, I think that if parents are concerned, then they should definitely monitor."

"I think it's actually kind of a cool show to watch WITH your kids, because it opens up conversation and dialogue to be able to talk about those issues that all of us are actually going through."

Behar: "The tabloids love this show. Why do they love it so much?" Meester: "I think, like I said, because it's called 'Gossip Girl.'"

"I think she did a good job as CEO in many respects. I don't know the details of her compensation package but she's one of many advisers that I have."

"It's still about spending, it's still about the fact that we've allowed government to grow by 40%. Greater in the last 7 years. Greater than any Great Society."

"So I would not at all support anything that is perceived as a tax increase."

Poehler: "And to all the parrots watching, bah! Welcome! Hello! Welcome!" Fey: "You told me you were going to practice these." Poehler: "I lied!"

Fey: "Amy and I are thrilled to be here to present the first Emmy Award of the evening, and I'm so glad Amy made it here under the wire. When are you due?" Poehler: "How dare you. I've gained weight for a role."

Colbert: "Mmmm. Mmm." Stewart: "What are you doing?" Colbert: "What?" Stewart: "What are you doing?" Colbert: "I'm sorry, Jon -- I'm just enjoying these delicious prunes."

"I'm like, I know what you mean."

"But Aretha's style is so her."

"It was amazing."