Patsy: What do you want me to do? Emma: I want you to tell them it ain't so tragic!

I wish I were so carefree.

It's good to see you.

Aurora: Do you have any reaction at all to my telling you I love you? Garrett: I was just inches from a clean getaway.

Aurora: I just don't want to fight anymore. Emma: What do you mean? When do we fight? Aurora: When do we fight? You amaze me. I always think of us as fighting. Emma: That's just from your end. That's cause you're never satisfied with me.

I guess they should be with your mother. I probably have that coming.

I'm sorry, but I just can't have you criticizing your mother around me.

Sam: You're a very rude young woman. I know Douglas from the Rotary. I can't believe he'd want you treating customers so badly. Checkout Girl: I don't think I was treating her badly. Sam: Then you must be from New York.

Jack: I got a line on those doors. You know what they are? Admiral Greer: A nearly silent propulsion system? Jack: How did you know that?

It is designed to approach by stealth and to shower its target with multiple independent warheads with little or no warning before impact.

Jack Ryan: Well... Ramius trained most of their Officer Corps, which would put him in a position to select men willing to help him. And he's not Russian. He's Lithuanian by birth, raised by his paternal grandfather, a fisherman. He has no children, no ties to leave behind. And today is the first anniversary of his w...

I actually met him once at an embassy dinner. Have you ever met Captain Ramius, General?

I said speak your mind, Jack, but Jesus...

Jeffrey Pelt: Okay, when do you leave? Jack Ryan: Wait a minute! The General was right. I am not field personnel, I am only an analyst. Jeffrey Pelt: You're perfect.

Jeffrey Pelt: I can't ask any of these characters to go. One, they don't believe in it. Two, they'd never stake their reputation on a hunch. Whereas you... Jack Ryan: ...are expendable. Jeffrey Pelt: Something like that.

I'll give you three days to prove your theory correct. After that, I have to hunt down Ramius and destroy him. Will you do it?

It's a strip club, man! I'm here to work!

Playin' football at West Canaan may have been the opportunity of your lifetime, but I don't want your life.

It was that chunky, industrial weight puke!

Mancuso: If I can get you close enough, can you track this sucker? Seaman Jones: Yes, sir. Now that I know what to listen for, I'll bag him. Mancuso: Carry on. Seaman Jones: Yes, sir.

Captain Davenport: What's he going to do, sail into New York, pop the hatch, and say "Here I am"? Jack Ryan: It might be just that simple, yes.

Hi, hello. I'm Charlie.

Flight Deck Crewman: If you have to ditch, don't think about anything but the survival gear. At this water's temperature, you'll have about four minutes. Jack: I'll try to remember that. Next time, Jack, write a goddamn memo.

I miss... the peace of fishing like when I was a boy. 40 years I've been at sea. A war at sea. A war with no battles. No monuments. Only casualties. I widowed her the day I married her. My wife died while I was at sea, you know.

I widowed her the day I married her.

It seems that the initial reports that one of our submarines was missing were not completely accurate. The submarine in question is commanded by Captain Marko Ramius. Apparently, he has suffered a kind of mental or nervous breakdown. Just before he sailed, he posted a letter to Admiral Yuri Padorin in which he annou...

I am the rightful king of Far Far Away. And I promise you this, Mother......I will restore dignity to my throne.

I'm not an agent. I just write books for the CIA.

King Harold: I know I made many mistakes with you. Fiona: It's OK. King Harold: But your love for Shrek has......taught me much. My dear boy......I am proud to call you my son. Shrek: And I'm proud to call you my Frog......King dad-in-law.

It's out of my hands, señorita. The winds of fate have blown on my destiny. But I will never forget you. You are the love of my life. [meowing] As are you. And, uh, you. I don't know you, but I'd like to. [cats yowling] I got to go!

Shrek: I can't believe I'm going to be a father. How did this happen? Puss in Boots: Allow me to explain. When a man has feelings for a woman......a powerful urge sweeps over him. Shrek: I know how it happened. I just can't believe it. Donkey: How does it happen?

Donkey: I'm feeling nauseous from memories of wedgies and swirlies! Puss in Boots: But how did you receive wedgies when you are clearly not the wearer of underpants? Donkey: Let's just say some things are better left unsaid, and leave it at that.

Shrek: I know you're busy not fitting in, but can either of you tell me where I can find Arthur? Nerdy Student: He's over there.

Cinderella: It's for the poopies. Sleeping Beauty: Ew! Wait... babies poop? Cinderella: Everyone poops, Beauty.

I'm replacing you as captain of the Enterprise. You'll stay on as executive officer. Temporary grade reduction to Commander.

I'm sorry.

Jack Ryan: Admiral is there a way you could get me on board the Dallas? Admiral Josh Painter: What the hell for? Jack Ryan: I think that Captain Mancuso has found the Red October.

I would like to have seen Montana.

Captain Ramius: Ryan, sit here. Jack Ryan: I'm not a Naval officer! I'm with the CIA! Captain Ramius: CIA? Jack Ryan: I'm not an agent, I just write books for the CIA! Captain Ramius: Whatever. Sit down and do exactly what I tell you.

Prince Charming: I suggest you freaks cooperate with the new king of Far Far Away! Gingerbread Man: The only thing you're ever gonna be king of is king of the stupids!

I'll see to it that he beams up.

In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me!

I know he's a jerk and everything, but I gotta admit, that Charming makes me hotter than July.

Merlin: I am a buzzing bee. Buzz, buzz, buzz. Arthur: Mr. Merlin? They need a spell to get them... I mean, us, back to Far Far Away. Merlin: Forget it. I don't have that kind of magic in me anymore. How about a hug instead? Hm? That's the best kind of magic.

I know engineers. They love to change things.

It's borderline on the simulator, Capt. I cannot guarantee she'll hold up.

I'd like to see you in my quarters.

I trust you will... Nursemaid me through these difficulties?

It's an obsession. An obsession that can blind you... To far more immediate and critical responsibilities.

I offer my services as science officer...

Richard: Take care now. Sue: Don't worry. I'm a New Yorker!

Sue: I will see where he was attacked and how he survived? Walter: Miss, I assure you you'll spend a few wonderful days here.

Walter: I'm sorry if that frightened you, Miss. You see, it's stuffed. Dundee: Him and me both, Wal... Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee. Sue: Never Never Safaris. Dundee: Yeah. Never go out with us. If you do, you'll never come back. Right Wal?

I believe it may hold my answers.

I need him.

I could never believe that.

I suspect there's an object at the heart of that cloud.

I stand corrected.

I am the great Cornholio! I am a gringo! I have no bunghole. Bungholio. Bungholio.

I am Cornholio! I will lay waste to your bunghole!

I am now programming our computer... To transmit linguacode at their frequency and rate of speed.

I sense no emotion. Only pure logic.

Dundee: I'm sorry. He's not normally like this. I do apologize. It's just the drink. Sue: You mean there's a serious side to him? Hmm... I can hardly wait.

Sue: Well, I hope you're not going to be the strong, silent type. Dundee: Me? Sue: Reluctant to talk about yourself? Dundee: No. Favorite subject.

Sue: Is there a Mrs. "Crocodile" Dundee? Dundee: I was sort of married once. Nice girl. Good cook. Big... Walter: Mick!

Hey, look at this big, cheeky bugger. It's got a gun! Shit!

Neville Bell: Ah, Mick! You frightened shit out of me! Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: So I oughta, mate. Sneaking up on a man when he's rendering first aid to a lady. Neville Bell: Ah, is that what you were doing?

Dundee: Oh. For a minute there I thought you were making a pass at me. Sue: Well, I might have been. Would you mind?

Sue: I want Mick to come to New York with me. Walter: Mick? In a big city? No chance. Sue: Paper would pay. Walter: Well, a man should broaden his horizons.

I am Cornholio! I need T.P. For my bunghole!

Old Woman: I'm sorry. You have to speak up, son. I have this ringin' in my ears. My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations. Beavis: Heh. Really? I poop too much. Old Woman: Ohh. Maybe you're lactose-intolerant. Beavis: No, no. I poop too much! And then I get tired.

Hey, baby. I noticed you have braces. I have braces, too.

Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head, I'm starting to feel weird. I think I'm freaking out. Butt-Head: Uh...Ok. Beavis: Whoa, this is cool. It's like-- it's like everything looks all weird, and, you know. It's like there's all these weird shapes and... And it's sort of like-- it's like a music video. What are you doing, Butt-...

I don't know what you call it, but I'd like that dish the big fat Sheila's eating.

Richard: It's time I made some concrete plans. Sam Charlton: Are you building a freeway or proposing to the finest catch in New York state? Hello, young lady. Been reading your articles. It seems you've been tripping all over the world enjoying yourself at our expense. Sue: Well I'd like to think you're getting ...

Sam Charlton: I believe I'm deeply in your debt for saving my daughter's life. Dundee: Well, um. Buy me a cold beer, and we'll call it quits.

Dundee: Ah, no. I thought I'd go walkabout. Irving: Uh... Dundee: I'll wander around, look at America. Irving: For how long? Dundee: Long as it takes.

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Of course it took me a week to crawl this far. I thought I was a goner. I said to meself, "Mick old son, find yourself a nice comfortable spot and lay down and die". Sue Charlton: Weren't you afraid? Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Of dying? Nah. I read The Bible once. You know God ...

If I give my heart to you then I'll have none, and you'll have two.

Sue Charlton: Is it dead? Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Well, if it isn't, it'll be a helluva job skinning the bastard.

Mary Corleone: I was 8, and you were 15. Vincent Mancini: I had a lot of girlfriends when I was 15. Mary Corleone: 8 year olds? Vincent Mancini: Especially 8 year olds.

It's closing up.

I believe the closed orifice leads to another chamber, undoubtedly part of the vessel's inner mechanism.

I am concerned with that being our only source of information, Captain.

I'm seeing images of planets, moons, stars, whole galaxies all stored here, recorded.

Borg Queen: Locutus. Picard: I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile.

Johnny Fontane: I have something special for our host and godfather. I just happen to know his favorite song. Michael, where are you going? Don Corleone: I'm off here to the kitchen to hear some Tony Bennett records.

Don Corleone: If you have a law degree, you're taking out insurance. After that then you can do anything... work for me... Anthony: I will never work for you.

Don Corleone: Oh, God. God, you hate me. You hate me. Kay: No, I don't hate you. I dread you.

Vincent: Uncle Michael, I came to the party here. I'm not here to ask for any kind of help. I could kill this bastard. He needs the help. Don Corleone: So kill him.

Vincent: I say we make him dead. You give me the order. I'll take care of it. Don Corleone: You'll take care of it? Vincent: Yeah.

Lucy Mancini: So what happened? Vincent: What happened? They put me in a room with Joey Zasa. What's going to happen? I bit the guy's ear off.

I know you're into banks and Wall Street. Everyone knows you're the final word like the Supreme Court. All I want to do is protect you from these guys and your lawyers can't do that.

I would burn in hell... To keep you safe.

Don Lucchesi: It's not personal. It's only business. You should know Godfather. Michael Corleone: Very well. You want to do business with me. I will do business with you.

Mary: I missed you all this time. Vincent: I missed you, too, cousin. I missed growing up with all my cousins. I didn't even know you, and I missed you.

It's asking questions.

"Is this... "all that I am? Is there nothing more?"

I need Spock on the bridge.

It knows only that it needs, Commander. But, like so many of us, it does not know what.

It's a hit. Let's go. Follow me.

I say we hit back and take Zasa out!

Sir, there's another starship coming in. It's the Enterprise.

I'm taking command of the fleet.

Italian Americans are great people. We laid the bricks that built this city. We have Meucci, who invented the telephone. We have Don Ameche, who played the guy who invented the telephone.

It's got a death curse!

Ned: Now, if you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be? Marcie: Rocky road.

I'm the messenger of God. You're doomed if you stay here. This place is cursed. Cursed. It's got a death curse.

Anthony: It's, uh, Cavalleria Rusticana, dad. Don Corleone: Cavalleria. I think I got tickets to the wrong opera.

Don Corleone: I, uh... Betrayed my wife. Cardinal Lamberto: Go on, my son. Don Corleone: I betrayed myself. I killed men. And I ordered men to be killed. Cardinal Lamberto: Go on, my son. Go on. Don Corleone: Ah, it's useless. Cardinal Lamberto: Go on, my son. Don Corleone: I killed... I ordered the deat...

Connie... All my life, I... Kept trying to go higher up in society, where everything higher up was legal, straight... But the higher I go, the crookeder it becomes.

Kay: I see you still have Al Neri. Why? Michael: Well, I need him. Helps me get in and out of the car... To carry my briefcase. Kay: You're still a liar, Michael.

I weep for V'ger as I would for a brother.

Is this all that I am? Is there nothing more?

Don Corleone: I love this country. Kay: Why? Don Corleone: Well, all through history, terrible things have happened to these people. Terrible injustices. But they still expect good rather than bad will happen to them.

Don Corleone: I want you to forgive me. Kay: For what? Don Corleone: Everything. Kay: Oh. Like God, huh? Don Corleone: No, I need something a little closer.

I guess if... if it's any consolation, I... I want you to know that... That... I always loved you, Michael. And, you know... Always. I always will.

I tried... To keep everything from coming to this, but it's not possible. Not in this world.

Vincent: I'm your son. Command me in all things. Don Corleone: Give up my daughter. That's the price you pay... for the life you choose.

It's dangerous to be an honest man.

I will always be your son, but I will never have anything to do with your business.

Michael Corleone: I spent my life protecting my son. I spent my life protecting my family! Kay Corleone: Let's be reasonable okay? That's your big thing, isn't it Micheal? Reason backed up by murder. Michael Corleone: Oh, God, you hate me. You hate me. Kay Corleone: No, I don't hate you, Michael. I dread you. ...

Joey Zasa: I earned that territory with my talent. The commission gave it to me and you approved. Michael Corleone: Yes. Vincent Mancini: Uncle Michael, I came to the party here. I'm not here to ask you for any kind of help. I could kill this bastard. He’s the one who needs the help. Michael Corleone: So kill...

Zefram: You're gonna regret this tomorrow. Lily: One of the things you should've learned about me by now... is that I don't have regrets.

Concierge: I'm sorry about that little misunderstanding, gentlemen. We didn't realize you were registered guests. If there's anything we can do to... Beavis: Mm! Damn it! This thing is stuck. Concierge: Uh, sir, it's attached to the... Butt-head: You dumb-ass. Let me try. Uh...Huh huh. Beavis: Hey, check it ou...

Bill: I think we're being hustled. Alice: I think you're right.

Lily: I'm not going up in that thing with a drunken pilot. Zefram: Well, I sure as hell am not going up there sober.

It's not bad enough to have Friday the 13th, but to have a full moon, too. We keep statistics. We have more accidents, more rapes, more robberies, more homicides, more of everything with a full moon. It upsets people. Makes 'em nuts.

Data: I would estimate we have arrived approximately ten years after the Third World War. Riker: Makes sense. Most of the major cities have been destroyed. Very few governments left. Six hundred million dead. No resistance.

Picard: It's a boyhood fantasy, Data. I must have seen this ship hundreds of times in the Smithsonian, but I was never able to touch it. Data: Sir, does tactile contact alter your perception of the Phoenix? Picard: Oh, yes. For humans, touch can connect you to an object in a very personal way. Make it seem more ...

I lost the lust for women, and now my mind is clear.

Vincent Mancini: I'll do something to convince you. Don't get frightened. Don't do any sudden movements. Just watch me, all right? Did you hear what I said? Mask #2: Yeah. Vincent Mancini: OK. Mask #2: Oh, shit! Vincent Mancini: Drop the knife. Go ahead. Drop it! Good boy. Sit down. I want to talk to you. It'...

It never ends.

I must accept my age and grow my olives and tomatoes.

It's a primitive culture.

I had... I had a whole different destiny planned.

I'm sorry Mr. Dundee isn't here himself to meet you, but, ah, he is here in town... somewhere.

Deanna: If you're looking for my professional opinion as ship's counselor... he's nuts. Riker: I'll be sure to note that in my log.

It unites humanity in a way that no one ever thought possible, when they realize they're not alone in the universe.

Don Corleone: I'm not the man that you think I am. Kay: I don't know. Don Corleone: I love you, Kay. Don't dread me anymore.

Picard: Maximum setting. If you'd fired this, you would've vaporized me. Lily: It's my first ray gun.

I am the beginning, the end... the one who is many. I am the Borg.

Alice: Who are you? Mrs. Voorhees: Well, I'm Mrs. Voorhees, an old friend of the Christies.

If this is a joke, I'm gonna brain 'em.

I am not frightened.

But if it's Earth you're talking about, I try to get back whenever I can.

I'm looking for the neuro-processor. Every Borg has one. It's like a...memory chip. It will contain a record of all the instructions this Borg has been receiving from the Collective.

Zefram: Do they have to keep doing that? La Forge: It's just a little hero worship, doc. To tell you the truth, I can't say I blame them. We all grew up hearing about what you did here. Or what you're about to do.

I'm at sea three weeks of every month. When I'm back in port, I don't have time for this daddy stuff cause that's not who I am.

Watch it. I got to heave.

If you're too peaceful a person to napalm an enemy village, where there might be women and children, I'm going to find that out.

I'm endeavoring to become more human.

I got a four-alarm hangover, either from the whiskey or your laser beam.

I don't know who writes your history books or where you get your information from, but you people got some pretty funny ideas about me.

You think I wanna go to the stars? I don't even like to fly. I take trains!

If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand.

Only two things come out of Oklahoma. Steers and queers. Which one are you, boy? I don't see no horns. You must be a queer.

You better stop eyeballing me boy. I'll rip your eyeballs out the sockets and skullfuck you to death.

Zefram: Is that Earth? La Forge: That's it. Zefram: It's so small. Riker: It's about to get a whole lot bigger.

Six years ago... they assimilated me into their Collective. I had their cybernetic devices implanted throughout my body. I was linked to the hive mind. Every trace of individuality erased. I was one of them.

I would imagine I look worse than I... feel.

I guess I always wanted to work with children. I hate when people call them kids. Sounds like little goats. But when you've had a dream as long as I have, you'll do anything.

I try real hard not to fool anybody about who I am, what I want.

I dare you not to fall in love with me. I mean, how can you resist? I'm like candy.

Paula: So Zack, what do you do with a girl when you're through with her, huh? You say something or just disappear, huh? Zack: I never had a girl.

In every class, there's always one joker who thinks he's smarter than me. In this class, that happens to be you...isn't it, Mayonnaise?

I know about your mama. Hey, don't you eyeball me boy. I know your father's an alcoholic and a whore chaser.

I bet most people buy that line when you feed it to them.

Esther: If you go here tonight and you find him, you'll say anything baby, you will. And God help you after that. Paula: Mama, you're right.

It's 6:42 a.m. Beth's dad's place. He's out of town. And it's already a good day.

I could just see this ending up on the Internet.

I'm just not like you, Mayo. I can't just shit all over people and sleep like a baby at night.

Zack: I'm talking to you, motherfucker! Worley: Don't fuck it up for you man! Foley: What did you call me?

I don't want no Okie from Muskogee. I can get that right here.

No! I don't want you to love me! I don't want anyone to love me.

Zack: Sir, this Officer Candidate requests permission to speak in private, sir! Foley: The whole class knows about Worley. We're sorry. Zack: I bet you are.

Zack: I won't ever forget you, Sergeant. Foley: I know. Zack: I wouldn't have made this if it weren't for you. Foley: Get the hell out of here.

Byron: I'm out at sea three weeks out of every month, and when I'm back at port I don't have time for this daddy stuff 'cause that's not who I am. Young Zack: That's okay, sir Byron: Wait a second, kid, you don't understand. I'm too old for this. I don't care what the Navy says. This is no place to bring up a ki...

I got nowhere else to go!

I trust you.

Tony: I trust you. Haberdashery Salesman: Please don't...don't trust me.

Tony: Aw, fuck the future. Fusco: No, Tony. You can't fuck the future. The future fucks you. It catches up with you, and it fucks you if you ain't planned for it.

Linda: Look what I made for you. Here. Tony: That is beautiful. Linda: You like it? Tony: Yeah. Linda: Gonna put it in your room? Tony: I'll put it in my room now. How's that? Linda: Okay.

It is a toothpick. I must've got it in the other pocket, man. Hold on. I got the bullshit right here, man. Oh, that's my dick.

Is that a joint, man? That there looks like a quarter pounder, man.

Pedro: I been smoking since I was born, man. I can smoke anything, man. I smoke that Michoacan, man, Acapulco Gold, man. I even smoke that tied stick, you know? Man: Tied stick? Pedro: That stuff that's tied to a stick. Man: Oh, Thai stick.

Man: I think it's even better than before, you know? Pedro: I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.

Pedro: I already took them, man. Man: Ho ho ho ho Pedro: What do you mean ho ho ho ho? Man: Wow, man! What was that shit, man? Pedro: You just ate the most acid, I've ever seen anybody eat in my life. Pedro: I never had no acid before, man. Man: I hope you're not busy for about a month.

Pedro: I've seen those guys that had too many acid. Their heads look like a pumpkin, man. Like that man. Man: Relax, man. Pedro: Like wal la la la... Man: Hey, mellow out, man!

I want mead! Give me some mead, my Queen!

I love to watch you dance, Tony.

It was eating people. It was eating everyone.

If we die, it'll be for glory, not for gold.

Annette: We'll have to practice. Tony: That's "practice," Annette. It don't mean datin'. It don't mean socializin'. It means practice.