"Once I got out of that industry, I started liking men again."

"I had a few troubles with it, but then, you know, you grow up quickly and I understood what it took to do what I did."

"I wasn't being objectified. I was, uh, being empowered."

"Exactly. And that's why I'm able to set apart what I do in my industry."

"It's totally different. It's so mechanical."

"I've always been incredibly independent."

"Thank God I've been intelligent enough to be able to handle myself."

"I love what I do."

"It's insanity and it's obscenity because it's a waste of tax payers dollars."

"And I and others fought tooth and nail against it. Railed against it. I was called the sheriff."

"I think that's why we need to send the maverick from the Senate and put him in the White House, and I'm happy to join him there."

"John McCain while Barack Obama was warning about what we had to do was literally giving an interview to "The Wall Street Journal" saying that I'm always for cutting regulation."

"I may not answer the questions that either the moderator or you want to hear, but I'm going to talk straight to the American people and let them know my track record also."

"Where I come from, it's called fairness, just simple fairness. The middle class is struggling."

"As opposed to Barack Obama's plan to mandate health care coverage and have universal government run program and unless you're pleased with the way the federal government has been running anything lately, I don't think that it's going to be real pleasing for Americans to consider health care being taken over by the ...

"I call that the "Ultimate Bridge to Nowhere.""

"The $100 billion tax dodge that, in fact, allows people to take their post office box off-shore, avoid taxes. I call that unpatriotic. I call that unpatriotic. That's what I'm talking about."

"If that is not proof of what I say, I'm not sure what can be."

"It is a crisis. It's a toxic mess, really, on Main Street that's affecting Wall Street."

"I don't want to argue about the causes. What I want to argue about is, how are we going to get there to positively affect the impacts? We have got to clean up this planet."

"Well, I think it is manmade. I think it's clearly manmade."

"It is safe to drill and we need to do more of that."

"The alternative fuels will be tapped into: the nuclear, the clean coal. I was surprised to hear you mention that because you had said that there isn't anything -- such a thing as clean coal. And I think you said it in a rope line, too, at one of your rallies."

"If there's any kind of suggestion at all from my answer that I would be anything but tolerant of adults in America choosing their partners, choosing relationships that they deem best for themselves, you know, I am tolerant and I have a very diverse family."

"I will tell Americans straight up that I don't support defining marriage as anything but between one man and one woman."

"Your question to him was whether he supported gay marriage and my answer is the same as his and it is that I do not."

"With all due respect, I didn't hear a plan. Barack Obama offered a clear plan."

"But that it was a central war on terror is in Iraq. You don't have to believe me or John McCain on that. I would believe Petraeus and the leader of al Qaeda."

"John McCain said as recently as a couple of weeks ago he wouldn't even sit down with the government of Spain, a NATO ally that has troops in Afghanistan with us now. I find that incredible."

"Yeah, it's so obvious I'm a Washington outsider. And someone just not used to the way you guys operate. Because here you voted for the war and now you oppose the war. You're one who says, as so many politicians do, I was for it before I was against it or vice- versa."

"I beg to disagree with you, again, here on whether you supported Barack Obama or John McCain's strategy."

"I would follow through on Barack's policies because in essence, I agree with every major initiative he is suggesting."

"I have a history of getting things done in the United States Senate. John McCain would acknowledge that. My record shows that on controversial issues. I would be the point person for the legislative initiatives in the United States Congress."

"You combine all that with being a team with the only track record of making a really, a difference in where we've been and reforming, that's a good team, it's a good ticket."

"But the notion that somehow, because I'm a man, I don't know what it's like to raise two kids alone, I don't know what it's like to have a child you're not sure is going to -- is going to make it -- I understand. I understand, as well as, with all due respect, the governor or anybody else, what it's like for those ...

"I have never since that moment in my first year questioned the motive of another member of the Congress or Senate with whom I've disagreed. I've questioned their judgment. I think that's why I have the respect I have and have been able to work as well as I've been able to have worked in the United States Senate."

"You -- you walk the walk; you don't just talk the talk. And even in my own family, it's a very diverse family. And we have folks of all political persuasion in there, also, so I've grown up just knowing that, you know, at the end of the day, as long as we're all working together for the greater good, it's going to ...

Maverick: "I feel the need..." Maverick & Goose: "The need for speed!"

"I love those old sports movies, like Hoosiers, and Rudy, um, those that show that the underdog can make it and it's all about tenacity, and work ethic and determination, and just doing the right thing, so it would probably be one of those two old sports movies."

"Well I'll tell you honestly."

"I guess I have to apologize for being a bit annoyed but that's also and indication of being outside of that Washington elite outside of the media elite also. And just wanted to talk to Americans without the filter and let them know what we stand for."

"Let’s cut off all kinds of credit to ‘em, all kinds — diplomatic, trade, you name it. Basically isolate them."

You don't have to yell, it's not a train station, it's a tiny car.

I refuse to be the goody bag at your pity party, Nick.

Nick: Maybe I'll just take this for a bit and you can just focus on driving... Norah: Why? You don't like my musical grooves? Nick: No, I just need something to distract from the fact that you re driving my car pretty recklessly right now. Norah: I'm a great driver!

Norah: What is that? Nick: It's not as ominous as it seems.

Norah: If you touch one hair on her head, I'll kill all of you! Caroline: Norah, I'm being carried! *OW* Nick: She'll be ok.

"I like your beard. I had a beard like that in 'The Perfect Storm' -- did you see that movie?"

"I like your fur; that looks really great."

"I have one and my wife has one."

"I have two."

"I've just had a very illuminating conversation with small business owners here."

"I'm glad to be back here in Texas. I miss my friends in Texas."

"I'm looking forward to living here but in the mean time it looks like I'm going to have a lot of work to do between today and when the new president takes office."

Hasselbeck: "John McCain has--" Goldberg: "You don't mean you can't get away from smears." Hasselbeck: "'Cause I don't believe that this is a smear."

"This is what bothers me, truly, about Barack Obama. Because when I heard him back, I really thought that there was hope for me. It bothers me that he's not open."

Elisabeth, When he made that comment, it was about his book. It was not about 9/11.

"It was forty years ago, when Obama was eight."

Phillips: "Is she smarter than Joe Biden?" Lieberman: "I'm-- I'm not going to--"

"I don’t care where stocks have been, I care where they’re going, and I don’t want people to get hurt in the market."

"I’m worried about unemployment, I’m worried about your purchases that you may need. I can’t have you risk that in the stock market."

"I mean, he's 265 pounds, no I'm not comfortable trading shots with him, but I'll hit him 5 times and make him miss, for sure."

"Uh, you know, I'm not going to give a prediction, but I do say this, I'm going to win the fight, and I'm going to expose Kimbo."

"Uh, you know, I'm not going to give a prediction, but I do say this, I'm going to win the fight."

"I don't think he's gonna stand with me."

"In a, ina, North Vietnamese prison camp for four years and the North Vietnamese come to him and they say well guess what, your time's up. And he said, well does everybody get to go home and they said no. And he said well I'm not going home till everybody gets to go home. Who could, who could do that??"

Paul: "I'll tell you, if I was in a prison camp and they said to me, your time is up and I would say well does Dave get to go home too? And they say no, I'd say bye." Dave: "Yeah, what? What?" Paul: "You know." Dave: "You're in the, you're in the car!"

"I-- I don't even know."

"Is it over?"

"Look who ever wins…I mean I'm a private citizen on my side its no secret I'm supporting Obama."

"Bill Ayers having been the known Domestic Terrorist and Barack Obama kicking off his political career with at least an even in the guy's living room. That's something that I think Americans would like to discuss."

"Oh no, no no no, I get space sick. I can't make it."

"Well, I mean its our life. So whatever, its not about what ideas we come up with its kind of what happens, they'll film it."

Tori Spelling: "That was the best part of this last season, it wasn't about a business it was more about our lives and that's I think that's, the fans really related to that." Dean McDermott: "It was more freeform." Tori Spelling: "Yeah."

"I don't know. I'm a big supporter, I've been watching it. I think it's great. I think the new cast is great, I think it is great to have the old cast back on."

Shepherd: "Elisabeth." Hasselbeck: "This is so personal, though!" Shepherd: "No, it's not personal, it's passion -- that's what it is." Hasselbeck: "You're making it personal. Relax." Shepherd: "I'm not making it personal."

"Barack recently remembered him as just a guy in the neighborhood. But wait a minute there, you mean to tell me he didn't know that he had launched his own political career in the living room of a domestic terrorist."

"You know I don’t think that we know. Obviously this next quarter is not going to be a very good one."

"I don’t know — look, April, I don’t know if there’s — if we are in a recession right now. And in fact, there’s no one who could actually tell you if we precisely are in a recession right now."

"I understand your frustration and your cynicism."

"If the American people make a decision to do something, it gets done."

"I disagree with Sen. McCain about an across-the-board freeze. That's an example of an unfair burden sharing. That's using a hatchet to cut the federal budget. I want to use a scalpel so that people who need help are getting help."

"He wants to give average Fortune 500 CEO an additional $700,000 in tax cuts. That is not fair. And it doesn't work."

"Contrary to what Sen. McCain keeps on saying, I favor nuclear power as one component of our overall energy mix."

"My wife, Michelle, is there and she could give you a much longer list than I do. And most of the time, I learn it by asking her."

"Absolutely. And another network had Terminator. It's really interesting."

"The kids who were ten years old in the eighties are now in their prime, in their thirties."

"It's a show you can also introduce to your son, who may not have seen it twenty years ago."

"It's high comedy."

"It's hilarious, and the two of them are hilarious."

"You know, I get up on stage, we have a charity auction?I mostly sit around and eat with people."

"Well it's a little weird, because there's a possibility that he may, you know, he may come and actually take my slot here at ABC."

"I am in front of the hospital right now, in Augusta, Georgia."

"I know how the do that, my friends."

"As you just described it, bailout, when I believe that it's rescue."

"My friend, I'd like you to see the letter that a group of senators and I wrote warning exactly of this crisis. Sen. Obama's name was not on that letter."

"I have fought against excessive spending and outrages. I have fought to reduce the earmarks and eliminate them."

"And I know how to fix this economy, and eliminate our dependence on foreign oil, and stop sending $700 billion a year overseas."

"I'll answer the question."

"Sen. Obama has never taken on his party leaders on a single major issue. I've taken them on. I'm not too popular sometimes with my own party, much less his."

"I was on Navy ships that had nuclear power plants. Nuclear power is safe, and it's clean, and it creates hundreds of thousands of jobs. And -- and I know that we can reprocess the spent nuclear fuel. The Japanese, the British, the French do it."

"I think it's a responsibility, in this respect."

"If I say yes, then that means that we're reigniting the old Cold War. If I say no, it ignores their behavior."

"I think what I don't know is what all of us don't know, and that's what's going to happen both here at home and abroad. The challenges that we face are unprecedented."

"I know what it's like to rely on others for support and courage and love in tough times."

"I'll get Osama bin Laden, my friends. I'll get him. I know how to get him. I'll get him no matter what and I know how to do it. But I'm not going to telegraph my punches."

Stewart: "It always strikes me when people come to New York City--" Vowell: "And wrap themselves in our, um, our attack?"

"Can I say-- not always. I know we don't hang out a lot."

Walters: "I was not going to ask you about you and Jimmy Kimmel--" Silverman: "Perfect!" Walters: "But you said that you broke up."

"I'll take credit for that. I think it's great that you guys aren't friends, so it's a win-win."

Holly: "It's not her fault if she feels like she can't talk to you." Heidi: "You wouldn't want to know." Spencer: "Who's talking to YOU is what I want to know." Holly: "I'm her family!" Spencer: "Shhhhh." Heidi: "Spencer!"

"The point is, there's still a chance, and especially since it doesn't involve you, it sounds like a great option."

"If it's her fault or my fault, it's great that you do not have her in your life."

"I'm doing it man. Didn't you know."

"He is going to be in his element tonight and we're going to have a good time watching him and cheering him on."

"I hope that everybody who wants to find a job is able to find a job. I can only imagine the anxiety for people who are looking for a job and can’t find one. And it’s hard to put myself in their shoes because I haven’t been in that situation."

"'That One'? I'm going to the polls right now."

"I like it more than I would have imagined. I was telling someone when I was getting my makeup done, this would be a hard thing to do if you didn't fundamentally like people."

"You know, it ain't over until it's over."

"You know, look, I can handle these attacks for the remaining four weeks, but it's certainly not serving our democracy right now. We need to be having a debate about how we're going to yank ourselves out of a very difficult situation. And that's what I'm going to spend my time talking about."

"And it's like Plato said, too. You learn more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation."

"Well, I think it's my job when I'm asked about or read about, as I did in 'The New York Times' the other day, this association is pretty significant."

"No. It's hard to believe that someone wouldn't have known Bill Ayers, who -- I've known of Bill Ayers way up there in the north, what the association with."

"This is a tough campaign. I'm the underdog. I've always been the underdog from the beginning. I was the underdog in the primaries."

If you ever need someone to lick inside your ears, I would be most honored

Chloe's in trouble. Come on fool, let's go!

Stop with the guilt, huh... Iguana's are supposed to e cold blooded. I grew up under a heat lamp.

"Well you know I'm very, very pleased to be cleared of any legal wrong doing. Any hint of any kind unethical activity there. I'm very pleased to be cleared of any of that."

"The party is going to have some important rebuilding to do. It's going to have to do that in an intelligent way. And we're all going to have to do better than we've been doing."

"I've heard the same thing, unfortunately, at Senator Obama's rallies being said about me.

"I'm very concerned that you're having John McCain on on Thursday, because he hurt you, and I just don't want to see him hurt you again."

"I know Jimmy Kimmel, and I know you know him."

"In my mind, I thought, 'Oh, I'm going to put the pencil through his hair,' you know? And I feel I maybe misjudged where his head ended and his hair started."

Letterman: "It said in the paper that things looked positive along those lines. Is that safe to say?" Silverman: "I'm going to plead the Fifth. Is that the one to bear arms?"

"How about this? If Barack Obama wins the presidency, I'll come back and tell you the whole poop."

"It's just insane."

"I don't know who I dislike more -- Heidi's sister, or her mom."

"No, I'm out. It's not worth it."

"I'll let you know tomorrow."

"I don't give a damn about an old unrepentant terrorist."

"It's unfair. It's unfair and it's outrageous."

"I am not suggesting that the way forward will be easy. But I strongly believe that the application of these tools together with the underlying vitality and resilience of the American economy will help to restore confidence to our financial system and place our economy back on a bath to healthy, vigorous growth."

"I don't want to jinx what is going on because it is very promising and I'm really optimistic."

"I'm doing this because, number one I love my country and number two I spent my entire adult life, not just the last two years, talking about working toward the changes that I think would make us even better than we are."

"Government owning a stake in any private US company is objectionable to most Americans, me included."

"I'm disappointed because I think if they supported me then what I stand for and what I have fought for in not just my public life but going back my entire adult life is much more inline with where Barack and Joe Biden are than where the McCain-Palin ticket is."

"If you're a woman in a high enough, visible enough position some of that is going to happen."

"There were a lot of times when I appreciated the commentators and reporters on Fox."

"We're tampering with…tampering with America's most precious right. There has to be a full and complete investigation but it has to be immediate."

"I think what John McCain and Sarah Palin have done at these rallies to kind of insight their troops and create this hate language out there is very, very dangerous for all of us."

"John McCain advertised weeks ago that he was going to go after Barack Obama's character. And that he was going to assault him on the very things that he's assaulting him on. I think it's disgraceful."

"Now Sen. Obama talks about the very, very rich. Joe, I want to tell you, I'll not only help you buy that business that you worked your whole life for and be able -- and I'll keep your taxes low and I'll provide available and affordable health care for you and your employees."

"I will not stand for a tax increase on small business income."

"Independent studies have looked at our respective plans and have concluded that I provide three times the amount of tax relief to middle-class families than Sen. McCain does."

"If we invest now in our young people and their ability to go to college, that will allow them to drive this economy into the 21st century."

"I know how to save billions of dollars in defense spending. I know how to eliminate programs."

"We do have a disagreement about an across-the-board spending freeze. It sounds good. It's proposed periodically. It doesn't happen."

"I have fought against spending. I have fought against special interests. I have fought for reform."

"But when it comes to economic policies, essentially what you're proposing is eight more years of the same thing. And it hasn't worked. And I think the American people understand it hasn't worked. We need to move in a new direction."

"It's very clear that I have disagreed with the Bush administration. I have disagreed with leaders of my own party. I've got the scars to prove it."

"Sen. Obama, your argument for standing up to the leadership of your party isn't very convincing."

"Well, this has been a tough campaign. It's been a very tough campaign. And I know from my experience in many campaigns that, if Sen. Obama had asked -- responded to my urgent request to sit down, and do town hall meetings, and come before the American people, we could have done at least 10 of them by now."

"And of course, I've been talking about the economy. Of course, I've talked to people like Joe the plumber and tell him that I'm not going to spread his wealth around. I'm going to let him keep his wealth."

"Bill Ayers is a professor of education in Chicago. Forty years ago, when I was 8 years old, he engaged in despicable acts with a radical domestic group. I have roundly condemned those acts."

"I'm proud of her. And she has ignited our party and people all over America that have never been involved in the political process. And I can't tell how proud I am of her and her family."

"We've got to have a president who is going to be advocating on behalf of American businesses and American workers and I make no apology for that."

"I am a free trader."

"Under Sen. McCain's plan, those rules would be stripped away and you would start seeing a lot more insurance companies cherry-picking and excluding people from coverage. That, I think, is a mistake and I think that this is a fundamental difference in our campaign and how we would approach health care."

"I thought it was a bad decision. I think there were a lot of decisions that were bad. I think that decisions should rest in the hands of the states. I'm a federalist."

"I would consider anyone in their qualifications. I do not believe that someone who has supported Roe v. Wade that would be part of those qualifications. But I certainly would not impose any litmus test."

"If it sounds incredible that I would vote to withhold lifesaving treatment from an infant, that's because it's not true."

"And I've been a careful steward of your tax dollars. We have to make health care affordable and available. We have to make quality education there for all of our citizens, not just the privileged few."

"I have a record of reform, and taking on my party, the other party, the special interests, whether it be an HMO Patients' Bill of Rights, or trying to clean up the campaign finance system in -- in this country, or whether it be establishment of a 9/11 Commission, I have a long record of it."

"I've spent my entire life in the service of this nation and putting my country first. As a long line of McCains that have served our country for a long time in war and in peace, it's been the great honor of my life, and I've been proud to serve."

"But we're going to have to invest in the American people again, in tax cuts for the middle class, in health care for all Americans, and college for every young person who wants to go. In businesses that can create the new energy economy of the future. In policies that will lift wages and will grow our middle class."

"But it's not going to be easy. It's not going to be quick. It is going to be requiring all of us -- Democrats, Republicans, independents -- to come together and to renew a spirit of sacrifice and service and responsibility."

"I respect your disagreement but I just want you to be clear it's not that I want to punish your success, I just want to make sure that everybody who is behind you that they've got a chance at success too."

"I have a lot of confidence in his ability. I have a lot of confidence in his running mate and the team that they are putting together and I know that he is going to make very good decisions for our country."

"I served with Jack Kennedy, I knew Jack Kennedy, Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine, senator, you're no Jack Kennedy."

"Hmm, well, let's see. There's, of course, in the great history of America, there have been rulings that, um, there's never gonna be absolute consensus by every American, and um."

"I thought it was pretty cool."

"You know I wouldn't wish that upon anyone, but hey if they asked me back, I'm there."

"I don't know what's going on."

"I would totally go back if they asked me."

"They approached me for People and Playgirl, and then, it's funny, like, I was looking at this, and even my wife said, Dog, is that your chest that Mario borrowed?"

"I wanna make sure those hard core Chris fans get Chris."

"I don't wanna offend no kids."

"You know, I try to stay very positive."

"I love the children, I love the kids, I love all people who love music right now."

"I changed the face of the sound of music."

"I know that I am so shy, I've never danced before in my life."

"I've never done anything like this, I've never done a sport where I had to win or lose a game, I've never competed or been judged on anything in my life."

"Um, the first night I was okay, I was really confident in our foxtrot, the second night when it was mambo, I wasn't comfortable with those moves that we were doing, and I'm not going to lie, I cried all night long."

"I didn't think that we were going home."

"I never thought I'd make new friends and hang out with these new people, and it was so cool."

"You know, it's really, really, you know I've made new friends."

"I think my dad knew that I had had enough and I couldn't take it anymore, because it was so hard for me, not the steps, not the hours, not the work, just bringing out that emotion in the dance, because I'm so shy."

"Yeah, she's been doing it her whole life, I've been doing it a few weeks."

"It was a girl's dream come true to do that show, dressing up, you design your own costumes, you pick your hair and your makeup and the glitter and it's such a wild ride, and I'm just so happy that they chose me to be on it."