"It was fun."

"I'm wearing something--like no back, orange, feathers, fringe, sequins. It's very, it's very sexy."

"It's just--it was shocking. We didn't know why they were being so harsh."

"I only wish that I could be doing what she's doing. It's very tough."

"It's really cool, because I mean, on, uh, for Rock Band II, they have, you know, AC/DC, they're gonna have uh, the new Guns 'N Roses music on there."

"I live by the beach, and I have a pool, and everybody likes to congregate at my house."

"In the beginning, it was like, you know, I thought we were gonna get cancelled."

"I don’t have any Joe the Plumber's in my neighborhood that make $250,000 a year and are worried. The Joe the Plumbers in my neighborhood, the Joe the Cops in my neighborhood, the Joe the Grocery store owners in my neighborhood they make like 98% of the small businesses less than $250,000 dollars a year."

"Well one, I'm not going to tell anyone who I am going to vote for."

"Well to be honest with you that infuriates me. I don't like it."

"I'm not Matt Damon. I'm not any of those guys who have droves of women and men that want to be them. And so on and so forth and they'll be like yeah I'll vote for him because Matt Damon said. I love his movies."

"I'm not sorry that I wish that our boarders were closed and that you have to come through in a legal matter."

"I’m not sorry that we’re in Iraq."

"I'm afraid if he wins, the black will take over."

"I was raped. And then I got pregnant. Sarah Palin believes that the Government should be able to force me to carry the pregnancy to term. Sarah Palin believes that the Government should make that choice, not me."

"Governor Palin, I didn't have a choice about being raped. But I should have a choice about this."

"After all began so long ago with the heralded arrival of a man known to Oprah Winfrey as the one. Being a friend and colleague of Barack, I just called him that one."

"I don't want it getting out of this room, but my opponent is an impressive fellow in many ways."

"I can't wish my opponent luck, but I do wish him well."

"And I admire his great skill, energy and determination. It's not for nothing that he's inspired so many folks in his own party and beyond."

"She is the -- she is the primary reason I have all this gray in my hair now. "

"And I confront them, Dave." Letterman: "Yeah." McCain: "You saw that. I confront them when they say anything that's out of bounds."

McCain: "I hope you get to know her -- I hope she comes, uh, on this show. She's--" Letterman: "What are the chances of that? Seriously."

"I screwed up."

"Just a wonderful family, and they have a very special child, and I'm very proud of them."

"I'm just telling you, from my perspective, I thought, 'Oh, oh my God.' You know, I'm sure she's a lovely woman. I'm sure she's done a great job in Alaska. But in terms-- This country -- I'm sixty-one -- I've never seen it in this big a mess."

Letterman: "If I were to run upstairs, wake you up in the middle of the night, and say, 'John, is Sarah Palin really the woman to lead us through the next four, eight years -- through the next 9/11 attack?'" McCain: "Absolutely."

"In Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than 5 woman to be in the same place. Except for in brothel or in grave."

"It's three in the morning. I am in the nest of jews. They have cleverly shifted their shapes. One of them has taken the form of a little old woman, you can barely see her horns."

Batman: "I want you to do me a favor, I want you to tell all your friends about me." Criminal: "What are you?" Batman: "I'm Batman."

Bruce: "Let me tell you about this guy I know Jack, mean kid, bad seed." Joker: "I like him already."

Batman: "I made you? You made me first." Joker: "Hey Batman, I was a kid when I killed your parents, when I say I made you, you gotta say, you made me."

"Do you really believe that on election day if somebody came in and said I'm Mickey Mouse I should be able to vote…"

"I think there should always be an investigation of voter fraud. But I'm always suspicious of a voter fraud investigation that happens three weeks before an election that the republican party is losing."

"I've witnessed firsthand the power of ideas. I've seen people kill in the name of them and die defending them. But you cannot kiss an idea, cannot touch it or hold it. Ideas do not bleed. They do not feel pain. They do not love."

"Remember, remember the 5th of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot."

"And thus I clothe my naked villainy with old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ and seem a saint, when most I played the devil."

"I remember how the meaning of words began to change. How unfamiliar words like 'collateral' and 'rendition' became frightening while things like 'Norsefire' and the 'Articles of Allegiance' became powerful. I remember how 'different' became dangerous. I still don't understand it... why they hate us so much."

"In Okinawa all Miyagi know two thing, fish and Karate."

"I promise to teach Karate that my part. You promise learn. I say, you do, no question. That your part."

"And I was also concerned at the selection of Governor Palin. She's a very distinguished woman and she's to be admired. But at the same time now that we have had a chance to watch her for some 7 weeks I don't believe she's ready to be President of the United States."

"Because of this very, very limited relationship that Senator Obama has had with Mr. Ayers, somehow Mr. Obama is tainted. What they're trying to connect him to is some kind of terrorist feelings and I think that's inappropriate."

Reese Bobby: "If you ain't first, you're last."

Ricky Bobby: "Hey Lucius, just wanted to share a little piece of personal information with you. I got a . . . a chubby right now because this is one of the most awesome experiences of my life because I'm getting to drive a racecar, I cant believe it!"

Ricky Bobby: Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.

Ricky Bobby: If you ain't first, you're last!

Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

Carley Bobby: If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!

Ricky Bobby: This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newton

Cal Naughton, Jr.: There is something I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. it was weird, I....

Ricky Bobby: Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

Ricky Bobby: I did just like you told me "If you ain't first, you're last"?, Reese Bobby: What the hell are you talking about?, Ricky Bobby: What you told me that day at school for career day., Reese Bobby: Oh hell, Ricky, I was high when I said that. That doesn't make any sense at all, your first or last, you can b...

Susan: "Hi, I'm his lady, I'm Susan. I painted the car, I... we had sex.", Reese Bobby: "Well, I wish I coulda been there for that."

"But keep one thing in mind... I'd happily kill you for free."

"I love being the underdog my friends. We've got 'em just where we want them."

"I know what fear feels like. It's a thief in the night who robs your strength."

"I don't give a damn about the samurai. I want to know my enemy."

Katsumoto: "The warriors in your country do not kill?" Algren: "They don't cut the heads off defeated, kneeling men." Katsumoto: "General Hasegawa asked me to help him end his life. A samurai cannot stand the shame of defeat. I was honored to cut off his head."

"The first thing you gotta learn about this game doc is it isn't about hitting some white ball in some yonder hole. It's about inner demons, self-doubt, human frailty, and overcoming all that crap."

Molly: "I'm a psychologist. In laymen's terms, call me neo jungian post freudian holistic sacularist." Roy: "Ok."

Algren: "I killed her husband?" Katsumoto: "It was a good death."

"John McCain think that giving these Americans a break is socialism. Well I call it opportunity and there is nothing more American than that."

Katsumoto: " I will die by the sword. My own, or my enemy's." Algren: "Then let it be your enemy's."

"The fact that you know I'm full of crapolla only makes you more attractive to me."

"Well if you can remove the sexual overtones and add a golf theme, then Romeo, I am your Juliet."

Roy: "I was hungover." Romeo: "That may have been a coaching mistake on my part." Roy: "Yeah maybe it was. Thanks amigo."

"Well it takes a little whlie to realize that prince charming might be wearing a beer stained undershirt with a sausage hanging out of his mouth, making $7 at some armadillo infested driving range."

"I will miss our conversations."

"No one's going to remember the Open five years from now, who won who lost, but they'll remember your 12. My God Roy it was, why it's immortal. I'm so proud of you!"

Agamemnon: "Why, I like your land, I think we'll stay. I like your soldiers too.", Triopas: "They won't fight for you.", Agamemnon: "That's what the Messenians said, and the Acardians, and the Opeians, now they all fight for me."

Achilles: Is there no one else? Is there no one else?

Helen: "You should not have come here tonight.", Paris: "That's what you said last night?", Helen: "Last night was a mistake.", Paris: "And the night before?", Helen: "I have made many mistakes this week."

Menelaus: I want her back so I can kill her with my own two hands, and I won't rest till I've burned Troy to the ground.

"My role has been very, very straightforward. I wanted to avoid a war."

Odysseus: "You have your sword, I have my tricks . . . We play with the toys the gods give us."

Priam: "It is the will of the Gods

Achilles: Do you know what's there, waiting, beyond that beach? Immortality! Take it! It's yours!

Achilles: [when asked why he let Hector go] It's too early in the day to be killing princes.

Achilles: I think your god is afraid of me.

Achilles: I want what all men want, I just want it more.

Menelaus: I accept your challenge . . . And tonight I'll drink to your bones

Achilles: You sack of wine! Before my time is done, I will look down on your corpse and smile.

Priam: I have endured what no one on earth has endured before. I kissed the hands of the man who killed my son.

Priam: I loved my boy from the moment he opened his eyes until the moment you closed them.

"I’m not saying that his views are anti-American. That was a misreading of what I said. And so I don’t believe that’s my position."

"I think General Powell is wrong, respectfully."

"I don’t see difference there between Governor Palin's record and experience and Barack Obama's'. Governor Palin has been in office more often than Barack Obama."

"And I'm not excusing my behavior and I stand by what I said."

"Anything you're going to talk to me about guns--I want to say it's after Columbine. Children were killed and I'm a mother and I was devastated by that fact."

"Because I was hysterical crying and trying to doing your show and be funny, and I was emotional and that's what I said."

"I know where you're coming from. I don't think you're a mean-spirited guy."

"If I had to pick were you Republican or Democrat, I would pick Republican."

"I've also had a fight with every single member of my quote, unquote staff or team or whatever you want to say. Between Cindy, Lois--Everyone had told me it was a bad idea."

"You know what I knew in my heart and soul that I had to come here because I knew what I had to say is more important than how stupid I might look if you asked me something about Afghanistan."

"I first found out about Leigh Bowery, who he was, when I first saw Taboo in London."

"I mean I couldn't believe, really, what, what they were presenting to me."

"Still, to this day, I don't think we got him really right in the play on Broadway the first time around."

"And I got the documentary which was sort of the instant course in Leigh Bowery."

"I've never seen someone with a greater disparity between how cute they sound when they're saying something, and how horrible what they're saying is."

"I beg to differ with him. Not only will my executive experience be put to very good use in that position."

"And I'd say where's the art and they would say, 'Well, no, they made it on the computer.' And I said, 'They made the original piece on the computer.' 'Yes.' 'So they just clicked this on.' 'Uh huh.' I said, 'Well okay, I want you to make me some art.'"

"The discovery of Leigh Bowery and then Lucian Freud, and from that, that all that era, stuff that happened in that--I mean it really infused me and inspired me artistically."

"You know his life, what he lived and how he lived it the way--I feel sort of gypped that I didn't get to know him. I wish I had gotten to know him."

"I wish on a federal level that that’s where we would go because I don’t support gay marriage."

"Mark my words, within the next…first 6 months of this administration if we win they're going bring to face a major international challenge because they're going to want to test us."

Wahlberg: "Well, I've got to be honest with you, buddy. I've been thinking about breaking that big, beautiful nose of yours." Samberg: "Sure. Sure. It's big, and beautiful."

"But I mean, it's nothing like me! What was that?"

"He was right then and I am right now."

"For the first 6 years of this President Bush's administration he had a Republican Congress that agreed with him and we finally got a chance to see what would happen if the ideas they had advocated for 30 years became a reality in America. They didn’t work. It wasn't good for us. People know it now."

"It was interesting, I mean, I don't think it necessarily changed anyone's mind."

"It was really stark to see them side-by-side."

"It was all visual, it was a lot of eye-rolling and clenching of the jaw."

"It was downright strange, people listening on the radio, they probably didn't, they didn't get that at all."

"It was interesting, it was very noticeable when you saw them side-by-side."

"Isn't he like the go-to guy now for all this stuff?"

"I'm just kind of wiping out of my eyes right now, I'm a little tired still."

"Well, no, I try not to, but I would have, I would have said the same thing about you."

"I am always up doing radio shows, every morning when I've got a nationally televised game at night."

"I'm with you, I'm on my Blackberry too, I'm doing the game."

"Is this I'm texting somebody?"

"And then they're going to be challenged, I mean Philly's good."

"I think it's easy also to react or overreact if somebody throws a ball 95 miles per hour towards your head."

"It happened to Manny back in Philadelphia."

"You know it takes care of itself."

"I try not to over talk, and I try not to overdo it."

"So I might as well broadcast games like that, or try to, I don't always succeed."

"I've been there and watched them come back and beat the Yankees."

"I know how tough it is, what you do, or I think I do."

"Now, back to General Powell. I just want to button this up, because the drive-bys had a tizzy over my allegation that his nomination was about race. It-- Well, let me say it louder, and let me say it even more plainly: it was totally about race!"

"I don’t think the Time should do that. I think, you know, the presidential campaigns have gotten bad enough. They shouldn’t do that. But if they’re not going to do it do Obama, they shouldn’t do it to McCain."

Wahlberg: "And then, instead of me forgiving him, I'll ask him to forgive me. Right?" Kimmel: "That's just how Jesus would have done it."

"I absolutely do otherwise I would never have said yes to this opportunity and this responsibility that I have running with John McCain."

"They’re in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom."

"My oldest son at the naval academy was Indiana Jones for a number of Halloweens. In fact it didn’t have to be Halloween for him to be in his Indiana Jones cloths."

"Now, Sen. Obama too having advocated sending our U.S. military into Pakistan without the approval of the Pakistani government. Invading the sovereign territory of a troubled partner in the war against terrorism — we gotta call that scenario number two."

"I guess if you work hard and you want to get ahead and if you believe that America is the land of possibilities and you don't want your dreams dashed by the Obama tax increase and if you don't like the way our opponents have treated a guy who just asked a simple question, then we're all Joe the Plumber too."

"I do have more executive experience that Barack Obama does."

"I'm sorry?"

"Oh no no, it's ah, ah shocking. It's not shocking really I mean, I think it's a nice tool and I think it enables people to make much straighter lines than they might be able to draw free-hand."

Major Strasser: "What is your nationality?" Rick: "I'm a drunkard."

"If only you had been born a man. What a Ceasar you would have made."

"I have brought the sword, nothing more."

"I am Proximo. I shall be closer to you for the next few days, which will be the last of your miserable lives, than that bitch of a mother who brought you screaming into this miserable world."

"Is Rome worth one good man's life?"

"I can ten points for his biceps alone - hello!"

Amber:"I'm going to throw up all over you.", Ben Richards:"Go ahead, it won't show up on this shirt."

"It's SHOWTIME!"

Ben Richards:"Killian - I'll be Back.", Killian:"Only in a Rerun."

"I told Killian I'd be back - I wouldn't want to be a liar."

Paulie: "That's a great lookin guy." Robot: "Please make a wish." Paulie: "It's creepy, it talks that thing!"

Paulie: "You drownded me." Robot: "Oh don't worry, I'll clean it up for you Paulie."

"It makes a man, a better man, a great athlete a super athlete by harnessing all his strength."

"Well I've been with the best and I've beaten the best. I've retired more men than social security."

"I cannot be defeated."

"I defeat all man."

"You can do it. I defeat real champion."

"If he dies, he dies."

Paulie: "Woah, violent? Hey we don't keep our people behind a wall with machine guns!" Nicoli: "Who are you?" Paulie: "Who am I? I'm the unsilent majority big mouth!"

"And you're gonna have to go through hell, worse than any nightmare you've ever dreamed. But in the end, I know you'll be the one standing."

Adrian: "I'm with you no matter what." Rocky: "No matter what." Adrian: "No matter what."

Duke: "Take it straight to him and be a rock infront of him, you understand? Be a rock infront of him, be strong alright, and take it to him! No pain." Rocky: "No pain." Duke: "No pain." Rocky: "No pain." Duke: No pain, alright let's do it!"

Rocky: "He's winnin. I see three of him out there." Paulie: "Hit the one in the middle." Duke: "Right, hit the one in the middle."

(In Russian) "I fight to win, for me. For me!"

"That if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!"

"I came here tonight and I didn't know what to expect. I seen a lot of people hating me and I didn't know what to feel about that so I guess I didn't like you much none either. During this fight I seen a lot of changing, the way yous felt about me, and the way I felt about you. In here there were two guys killin eac...

"Oh, I love contests of skill."

Roy:"Pop Fisher?", Red:"Who Wants to Know?", Roy:"I'm Roy Hobbs, your new right fielder."

Pop:"Why didn't you slide?", Bump:"I had a cigar in my back pocket - I didn't want to break it."

"I'm as interested in a buck as anyone else."

"I want to expose Spider-man for the 2 bit criminal he really is. He's a fake. He's full of stick 'em."

"I could have broke every record in the book."

"Well, I believe we have two lives. The life we learn with and the life we live with after that."

"It's Brock sir. Edward Brock, Jr. I come before you today, humbled and humiliated to ask you for one thing: I want you to kill Peter Parker."

"I can smell your cunt."

"I know what it feels like. Feels good. The power. Everything. But you'll lose yourself. Let it go."

"I like being bad, it makes me happy."

Sandman: "I had no choice." Spider-man: "We always have a choice. You had a choice when you killed my uncle."

"I'm not asking you to forgive me. I just want you to understand."

"I forgive you."

"It places the lotion in the basket."

"I just love a big strong man who's not afraid to show it with someone half his size."

"I am Catwoman, hear me roar."

"I saw her first. Gotta fly."

Catwoman: "How could you? I'm a woman." Batman: "I'm sorry, I.."

"Did somebody say fish? I haven't been fed all day."

"You lousy mynx, I'll have you spade. You sent out all the signals and I don't think I like you anymore."

Apollo: "Now look, when you won that last fight, you won by one second, you beat me by one second, one second that's very hard for a man of my intelligence to handle." Rocky: "Oh is it, but didn't you say after I beat you that you learned how to live with it?" Apollo: "I lied." Rocky: "Oh you lied!"

"I think you may have noticed that Senator Obama's supporters have been saying some pretty nasty things about western Pennsylvania lately. And you know I couldn't agree with them more. I couldn't disagree with you, I couldn't agree with you more than the fact that western Pennsylvania is the most patriotic, most god...

"I certainly don't want that interpreted as one area being more patriotic or more American than another. If that's the way it's come across, I apologize."

"I'm not a constitutional scholar but I've been reading the commentary on this and it seems to be people are parsing words when she was obviously trying to explain to a young child what the Vice President would do."

"I was shot down."

"You’ll have to tell me what’s changed. I love it when they say, 'Oh McCain has changed.' And I say, 'What have I changed on?' They can’t name a single issue or they’ll name an issue and its false. I’m the same guy. I’m proud of our campaign."

"I'm treated well here."

"Of course the Vice President who has an office in the US capital and who is prescribed a specific role to cast tie breaking votes and they cast a few important ones in history is going to interact with…"

"I hope to see her soon."

"I’ve been tested. They know me, they know me very well. I’ve been tested. Senator Biden said it. What if Sarah or I had said it? Oh, my God, it would have been terrible."

"I’ve always done best when we’re running some -- a little bit behind and got to catch up. And that somehow I’ve been very blessed."

"I’m not going to toot my own horn. But I do I have more executive experience than Barack Obama even has, dealing with multibillion- dollar budgets and thousands of employees in positions as mayor, as manager, as a regulator of oil and gas, and then as governor."

"Henry Kissinger, George Shultz, Jim Baker, Larry Eagleburger, and Al Hague, all of those have been strong supporters of mine, plus 200 or more retired generals and admirals. I am more proud of that."

"I’m healthy, I’m happy, had five kids. That’s going to be in the medical records. Never been seriously ill or hurt. You’ll see that in the medical records if they’re released."