"No, no, I’m just trying — I’m quoting Obama and then I want it."

"I ask you to believe. Believe in yourselves, believe in each other, believe in the future we can build together."

"And I don’t agree with Dick Cheney’s allegation that he’s part of both legislative and executive branch."

"I think most people understand that if you're not caring for your family then you're probably not the kind of person that whose going to be caring for other people."

"And what I'm saying to you is yes I found a flaw I don't know how significant or permanent it is but I've been very distressed by that fact."

"I was shocked because I have been going for 40 years or more with very considerable evidence that it was working exceptionally well."

"From the very beginning I've said I'm going to support the candidate that has the best chance of changing the way Washington works and getting things done. I will be voting for Barack Obama."

Lawyer: Mr. Thomas you stated early that you found it offensive for a white man to call a black woman a bitch. Do you remember that testimony? Isiah Thomas: Mmm mmm Lawyer: You have to say yes. Thomas: Yes. Lawyer: Would you also find it offensive for a black male to call a black woman a bitch? Thomas: Not as m...

"I was arrested once in Germany for public nudity. I thought it was a topless beach - it was. . . . .a shipyard."

"I first met Liz in 1993, she was fresh out of college and I had just broken up with OJ Simpson. And can I just say something? Total gentleman."

"You know there was the Blitz Kids and it was like, all these gorgeous clothes and the music and it just seemed so exciting."

"I suppose to simplify things, I sort of, when I wake up in the morning and I'm sort of clean and just had a bath, I look at myself as a fresh canvas."

"The suburb I was born in in Melbourne was quite interesting because I come from a suburb called Sunshine."

"I have been very fond of platforms."

"When too many people jump on the bandwagon, Gary, I get a little bit fed up and so I move on to something else."

"It's top secret."

"I'm going to be performing this afternoon at Wigstock."

It's beautiful. Thanks. No, I mean, really, this, the prom number, everything. It's gonna be... a great show.

One again, I must ask too much of you Harry.

I'm like you Tom... I'm different.

"I say fuck a lot. Just for emphasis, not because I mean fuck."

"It's been very busy."

"It wasn't a credit crisis, it was really the market just selling off dramatically around the world."

"Then you go to the recessions in the late 80s early 90s, there was nothing like this."

"Well, I wish I could, I mean, I've never seen anything like this."

"I've never seen anything like this."

"You could say it started with the housing market and subprime."

"It's been a trigger effect that's gone around the world."

"Economies, even though China still has a strong economy, it's gonna slow down."

"In retrospect, you can say that about a lot of things."

"With the injection of money that's coming from Mitsubishi, the money that'll eventually be coming from the government, you're gonna see us, you know, in the mid-teens."

"I think it's happening clearly at other firms."

"At the time, for whatever reasons, I think they had sound reasons."

"If you could play the film back you would always make changes."

"It was very broadbased."

"I think it takes time."

"There's progress being made on that, but it's not going to be overnight."

"Listen, I think we're in for a rocky road for awhile."

"I would have said that to you nine months ago, too."

"I think we're in a recession."

"It's too early to tell."

"Today, with oil prices down, people are saying, it's not bullish, it shows there is a worldwide recession."

"To give you any specific answer, is it 3 months or 8 months, it's going to take awhile."

"I'm all for the facts."

"I just find it unfortunate that so many headlines, so many rumors are generated."

"I believe in short selling."

"I believe in it today."

"It's a way that people can express their view on a company."

"They don't have to buy it, they can short, I'm all for that."

"I think it's prudent to have some kind of controls on them."

"I would love to have the power that everyone says that I do that I did this."

"I can't answer that."

"I think that's a story in itself."

"I can't blame them for taking their money out."

"Why don't we just stay on the air for awhile then if that's what it takes."

"I had to do it."

"It's going to be at least a year, it could be longer than that, it could go into 2010."

"I like demented, because I've been trying not to say retarded."

"I've been trying not to say retarded, because I do feel like it's not nice."

"I got him from a shelter about 9 years ago."

"I got him from a shelter about 9 years ago."

"I like demented, because I've been trying not to say retarded."

"I've been trying not to say retarded, because I do feel like it's not nice."

"And I took that last pill, I was like happy again, I was just done."

"Well, it was a big problem, I mean I wet the bed every night."

"It's a Silverman tradition."

"I like talking about it and I'm always happy to talk about it."

"It blew my mind."

"And I would say them as like a three-year-old and get this wild laughter, and it became addictive."

"I felt like I had schmutz."

"At any point in time, if you asked me, did we mark today, and we did, I'm comfortable with that mark."

"It's very nice."

"And it was weird to have strangers go like, 'oh yay!'"

"We tried it. It didn't work."

"It's simple fundamental economics."

"To somehow allege that a company or corporation that can be international is not going to go where they pay the lowest taxes and can create the most jobs is just foolishness."

"If they go to Ireland, they're only paying 11 percent."

"I'd love to hear that."

"I'm not going to do that."

"Fine, if that's what they want to do."

"I don't want that to happen to America."

"It invigorates me to keep my campaign going and going hard."

"I'm obviously against it."

"I'll go in with my negotiating positions."

"For me to say anything but I'm going to do what I saw two great leaders, Tip O'Neill and Ronald Reagan, do is just foolishness."

"All I can tell you is I'll sit down with them."

"I've worked with them before."

"I'll get a result, and we'll save Social Security."

"I'm against tax increases. I'm against a lot of the bad things that a lot of the people support."

"You can ask me, you know, for the next half-hour if you'd like -- I mean, it would be kind of fun."

"I will protect as president of the United States the Social Security benefits of retirees and future retirees."

"I will protect those benefits, and I'll do whatever's necessary to."

"I'm not scaring any senior."

"I was there."

"I can understand why the American people might be concerned."

"I respect general Powell, but I respectfully disagree."

"I especially disagree when he said the comments that he made about Governor Palin."

"I respect Ben Bernanke."

"I had to vote for it, obviously, when we are in a situation of huge financial crisis."

"When you are in an extraordinary crisis, obviously you have to take extraordinary measures."

"It never should have happened."

"The homeowners are the innocent bystanders in a drive-by shooting by Washington and Wall Street."

"We're working hard, and I?m confident of victory."

"I've been tested many times."

"There was me, that is Alex and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim and we were sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our razoodocks what to do with the evening."

Paul: "If I talk to you and you turn me into a fag, I'm gonna kill ya, understand?" Ben: "Could we define fag? Because some feelings may come up " Paul:" I go fag, you die."

"When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake."

"What's the point there all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big breasted girl who can't act who's always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting."

"I'll be back."

Narrator: "This is bullshit, I'm not listening to this, you are insane." Tyler: "No, you are insane, and we simply do not have time for this crap."

"Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?"

"If you win, you win. If you lose you still win"

"Inconceivable!" -

"I think you've improved a great deal"

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"My girls sir, they didn't care for the overlook at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches and tried to burn it down. But I correced them sir and when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I corrected her."

Fenster: "Hand me the key ya cock sucker." Cop: "In english please." Fenster: "Excuse me." Cop: "In english." Fenster: "Hand me the fucking keys ya cock sucker, what the fuck."

Cop: "You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?" Hockney: "Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack."

"I'm not crazy."

"I triple-dog dare ya!"

"My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master."

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:"I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?" Recruits: "Sir, yes sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Bullshit I can't hear you. S...

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey): "I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?" Recruits: "Sir, yes sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Bullshit I c...

"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermi...

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Do you suck dicks?" Cowboy: "Sir, no sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Are you a peter puffer?" Cowboy: "Sir, no sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll ...

"Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated!"

"Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you."

Seth: "Who do you hate Danny?" Danny: "I hate anyone who isn't a white protestant." Seth: "Why?" Danny: "Their a burden to the advancement of the white race. Some of them are alright I guess." Seth: "None of them are fucking alright Danny okay. They're all a bunch of freeloaders, remember what Cam said. We don't kno...

Derek: "Look at the statistics for christ sake, it's 1 in every 3 black males is in some phase of the correctional system. Is that a coincidence or do these people have, ya know, like a racial commitment to crime." Stacy: "Not only that their proud of it." Murray: "Well maybe that says something about prejudice in t...

Private Joker: "Leonard, if Hartman comes in here and catchs us, we'll both be in a world of shit." Private Pyle: "I am in a world of shit."

"I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn't even know it yet."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning, you know one time we had a hill bomb, 12 hours. When it was all over I walked up, we didn't find one of them, not one stinking dink body. Smell, that gasoline smell, smells like... Victory."

Customer: "Don't think you're something you're not. I used to have your job." Ronna: "Look how far it got you."

Simon: "I love you." Melvin: "I tell you, buddy... I'd be the luckiest man alive if that did it for me."

"Alright, I'm outta here. I hear that Asteroids machine calling my name from the gameroom, so Peace."

Melvin: "I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me." Carol: "I'm sorry…the stiff one-eye?"

"Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass."

Shooter McGavin: "You're in big trouble, lil pal - I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" Happy Gilmore: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" Shooter: "No."

Woman: "How do you write women so well?" Melvin: "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

John Slade: "Know what I mean brother." Reporter: "Ha ha, Well actually I don't. I didn't grow up around blacks. I grew up in the suburbs, my dad was a lawyer, my mom was a doctor, and all my friends were white. Everybody use to tease me cause I didn't speak jive and I couldn't dance to save my life."

"I think I tore my sack."

"You still owe me another month's rent. If I were you, I would start doing some tongue exercises before Friday."

"I will not apologize for who I am. I will not apologize for what I need. I will not apologize for what I want! Okay. Now go to your blue booklets right now, I want you to turn to page eighteen in your blue booklets."

"I like simple pleasures like, butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth."

"I'm ready to shoot now. My cock is ready I wanna fuck, let's go."

Jack: "Where you going?" Amber: "I got to go wash my vagina."

Sandy McFiddish: "I want you to kill every gopher on the course." Carl Spackler: "It's not my fault nobody can understand what you're saying."

Al Czervik: "I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em your Jewish, okay?" Mr. Wang: "Fine."

"I like you Betty…"

"Ah, this is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw! I bet you buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup, huh?...Oh it looks good on you, though."

Al: "I bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods." Judge Smails: "Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice. Damn!" Al: "Okay you can owe me." Smails: "I owe you nothing!"

Ty: "Is this your place Carl?" Carl: "Yeah, what do ya think?" Ty: "It's really awful."

"It's a little harsh."

Al: "I don't understand it, I'm playing the worst game of my life." Ty: "You're not good, you stink."

"I want to fuck!"

Sebastian Valmont: "Be more specific." Kathryn Merteuil: "In English? I'll fuck your brains out."

"I've never been insured in my life. I don't believe in insurance."

Harry: "I think you're wrong Lloyd." Lloyd: "How much you want to bet?" Harry: "I don't bet." Lloyd: "What do you mean you don't bet?" Harry: "I mean I don't bet." Lloyd: "Pussy pusssy pussssy. Yeah, right. I bet you 20 bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day." Harry: "No way." Lloyd: "I'll give you 3...

I got a robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming.

"I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave."

"If I were to send you flowers, where would I... uhh, no wait let me rephrase. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?"

Showalter: "I'm not going to debate you Jerry." Jerry: "Okay." Showalter: "I'm not going to sit here and debate."

Showalter: "We can stop outside of Brainard, I know a place there we can get laid. What do ya think?" Grimsrud: "I'm fucking hungry now ya know." Showalter: "Ya ya, Jesus. I'm just staying we can stop, get pancakes then we'll get laid alright."

"I desperately want to make love to a school boy."

"I look at you and I… I'm home."

"I shall call him 'Squishy,' and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy."

Leonard: "I have this condition." Hotel Clerk: "Condition?" Leonard: "It's my memory." Hotel Clerk: "Amnesia?" Leonard: "No, no, no, no. It's different from that. I have no short term memory. I know who I am, I know all about myself. I just, since my injury, I can't make new memories."

" If you have a piece of information which is vital, writing on your body instead of a piece of paper can be the answer. It's just a permanent way of keeping a note."

"I'm your number one fan."

"I'll be takin' these Huggies, and whatever cash you got."

"I don't give two fucks what Jackie big tits thinks about me coming back to. She can think what she fucking likes I got enough fucking information on her. It alright if she's got a pretty face, that could all change...age changes that. I looking forward to seeing her when she's 70. See if she still coming the cunt w...

Don: "Dirty cow, Aitch knows fuck all about it. What she doing with him, lanky hunk of piss, fucking" Gal: "He loves her Don." Don: "I'm tempted to tell him. During what we was doing, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. I almost hit the roof, you can imagine. What do you make of that gal, what do you make of a ...

Gal: "Do you want to have a look around?" Don: "I will in a minute when I have a piss."

Gal: "I'd be useless." Don: "Useless?" Gal: "I would be." Don: "In what way?" Gal: "In every fucking way." Don: "Why are you swearing? I'm not swearing."

Aitch: "Well then girls, were fit." Don: "Where you going?" Aitch: "I'm just taking the ladies out for something to eat. Let you two get to it." Don: "Well ain't I invited?" Aitch: "No Don. No no, of course you are Don. I thought you might want some time, talk about things." Don: "No, I'm joking. It's alright. Here ...

"I gotta change my shirt, it's sticking to me. I'm sweating like a cunt."

"I think I need a hug."

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

"I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now."

"If you're referring to the incident with the dragon, I was barely involved."

"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing."

"I suppose you think that was terribly clever."

"I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the Ages of this world alone."

Jane: "I've heard police work is dangerous." Drebin: "It is. That's why I carry a big gun." Jane: "Aren't you afraid it might go off accidently?" Drebin: "I used to have that problem." Jane: "What did you do about it?" Drebin: "I just think about baseball."

Frank: "Nordburg...it's me, Frank. Now who did this to you?" Nordburg: "I...Love You" Frank: "I love you too, Nordburg. Who were they?" Nordburg: "Ship...boat" Frank: "That's right, Nordburg, a boat. Now, when you're better we'll go sailing together, on a boat. We'll take a cruise just like last year." Nordburg: "dr...

I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.

"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."

"I haven't killed anybody... since 1984."

" I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?"

"Is that your gift, putting up with that guy?"

Conrad: "Does that make me an idiot, then?" Letterman: "No, no, I'm just, I'm just saying, sometimes, you know, when you think people are hard to get along with, well, maybe it's only one person that's hard to get along with, and it was always me. I was always hard to get along with, and look at me now."

"Let me just tell you something about Brody. If there was no television, this guy would be living in a tree."

"Imagine taking a cab downtown with Bill O'Reilly and Spencer?"

"So I am uneasy about Obama. Very uneasy about him. I want to be somewhat cautious about how far I go with that in this-- this setting, but I'm uneasy."

Reporter: "Florida Senator Mel Martinez talked about Barack Obama's 'spread the wealth' policies, and he described them as 'Communism.' Is that fair?" McCain: "I don't know what label you'd put on it, but clearly it's not the way to economic prosperity."

Carlson: "So they were shocked to get a question like that from the mainstream media." Giuliani: "Sure! Yes! Of course they were. I saw Joe-- I saw that-- that whole interview; I watched it three or four times. They got really angry."

Carlson: "So do you think it's correct for the Obama campaign to shut out that news outlet, then, and say, 'You will no longer get access to the Obama campaign'?" Giuliani: "No, I think it gives you an indication of what an Obama administration would be like."

"It's a little interesting that the media just -- aside from you -- has not covered that. Isn't that the job of the media, to go out and investigate and vet these-- the people who are running to-- to be in the White House? I thought it was; I'm a little disappointed lately."

"Hey. How're you doing? I need your help."

"See, I early-voted for Barack, but I didn't just want to sit around and wait for the election, and this is a sentiment that's shared by a lot of folks here in Florida. So what I did was adopt five voters, and these are five voters who I'm going to make sure come out and vote early."