I'm gonna get this guy, Angie. I promise you.

I've shadowed his every step for the last five years. I've documented every murder that fit his profile, and I've collected intelligence on all known associates.

I figure we can start tomorrow. There's a training area, some hay bales. There's even a bow you can use. It was my old one.

I had to kill my sister.

I said I could do it. What is wrong with you? This isn't a game.

Mike: I hate you! Hawk: Then hate me. We have to start someplace.

I can't tolerate stupidity.

Yeah, it's a Derringer. It's loaded. I call it my faggot gun.

I, I mean, she fucked every other guy but me.

I got a little nonplussed there.

I'm wiggling my toes right now. I'm a ghost from the knee down.

Harry: I'll... I'll give you a buzz. Perry: Die.

I've been to Baltimore, you win.

I got 1,000 that says I can tear your arm off. You want it?

Kaylee Frye: Are you okay? Malcolm Reynolds: Is he okay?

I cried like a baby, a hungry, angry baby.

Mayor Brown: Hey, you know what? I'll even get you started. What's the admission fee for one car again? Ranger Smith: Four dollars. Mayor Brown: Four dollars, huh? Four whole dollars? Well, that changes everything. Oh, my goodness. Well, I only need to come back in here like, uh, what, 10,000 more times?

Yogi: If I wanted to catch fish, I would just use my... Ranger Smith: Your paws, Yogi. Yogi: Isn't that kind of unsanitary?

Yogi: I'm telling you, Mr. Ranger, it's not for stealing pic-a-nic baskets. Ranger Smith: It says "Basket-Nabber 2000" right here, Yogi. Yogi: I do regret calling it that now.

If nature had meant for me to be a regular bear......it wouldn't have given me such a good thought-cooker, sir. I can't help it if my melon is full of smart juice.

I've got this water-skiing routine that will change the face of entertainment. It's got a little of everything. Music, stunts, magic.

I can't take it, Boo Boo. Two days without a tasty treat to eat? And I have to sit up here while they're having a "happy birthday, Jellystone" party?

Yogi: I want you to handcuff me to this tree and not unlock it no matter what I say. Boo Boo: Okay, Yogi. Yogi: Okay, unlock me. Boo Boo: Huh? Yogi: It was a bad idea. Unlock me.

I saved you a nice little spot next to the porta-potties.

I know you want to get away from this, but we've run already.

I saw him a couple days ago. He was filling his pockets with dirt. He said he's gonna start moving the park to his apartment piece by piece.

Rick: I got a call. Hershel: What? Rick: Someone called. On this phone.

I'll sit here with you. That's something I'm pretty good at nowadays.

It's probably just one or two of 'em. Don't look they got much fight. They ain't going nowhere. We'll take care of it on the way back.

Fire trucks everywhere. People from the neighborhood. It was my house they were there for.

I shot my mom. She was out. Hadn't turned yet.

I ended it. It was real.

I liked the fights. I didn't like that I liked them.

When we get back, I'm gonna get you a beer.

Neil: I'm not gonna lie to the Governor about it. Merle: You're right. Can't cut corners on this one.

It's a beautiful day.

I like the quiet. Back there, back home, you can always hear them outside the fence no matter where you are.

Merle: Can you tell me, is my brother alive? Huh? Glenn: Yeah.

Well, I found myself a medical supply warehouse. Fixed it up myself.

I thought there'd be time. There's never time. But I loved you.

I lied when I said I was off the clock. This is a 24/7 kind of gig. Should I hide under the bed?

I got something else for you, though. A guy I used to know from the Atlanta camp and his pretty little girlfriend.

And yeah, looking back, I maybe should have said something, told her I wasn't really a nipple... Detective. Detective. Um, sorry.

Harry: Perry. Perry: Yeah? Harry: I peed on it. Perry: What? You peed on what? Harry: I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, ID from that? Perry: I'm sorry, you... You peed on the... Harry: On the corpse. And my question is... Perry: No, my question, I get to go first.

I sent her home believing: A, we'd meet tomorrow to go over her case, and B, I wasn't actually gay. Do not ask me how I did B.

I'm not a nice man, Harry.

Then and there, I made a decision. If it fucking killed me, I would not stop... until I got, like, two more Demerol.

Christina: I want you to try. It's important to me. Mike: Why? I thought everything was fine. Christina: Michael, there's so much more to life than what you've seen, honey.

Mr. Frying Pan: Well now, here we all are. Ike, Mike and Mustard. Harry: What the hell does that mean? Mr. Fire: You know, I'm with him on this one man, that's pretty fuckin' obscure.

Christina: I have to go now, but I want to talk to your father first, ok? I love you. Mike: Ok. I love you, too.

The truth is, I never did what your grandfather said I did, Mike. The only mistake I ever made was leaving. I admit that.

I just wanted him to know his father. Michael's father is no good, and you wanting to bring him back in this family is all wrong.

If there are any calls on my daughter's private line, I want to know about it.

I am so not who you think I am.

I want my grandson found. I don't care how you do it, but do it!

Mike: I don't see a hotel. Hawk: Well, Mike, I thought we'd stay in the truck tonight. A lot of truckers do it.

Harmony: Cause you're new here. If you just look around, there's younger and there's better. Harry: I don't want younger and better, I want you.

You know, Mike, it's really great driving with such a tremendous intellectual like you. It's a real blessing.

Harry: I don't want, like, the backup, let me just, you know, give you a hand here as a kind of... Harmony: Um hum. Mmm. Harry: ... Like, default... backup thing.

I tell him about destiny, he's shaking his head. About dream girls, he doesn't care. I mention the underwear thing, he has a fucking conniption.

Perry: I want you to picture a bullet inside your head. Can you do that for me? Dexter Clinic Guard: Fuck you. Anyway, that's ambiguous.

It's headed to Oscorp! And your daughter's there right now.

I won't venture to say exactly what it is crawling up the north side of the Oscorp Tower but clearly it is not human and it is very, very strong.

Perry: Hey, Harmony, it's me. Harmony: Oh, God, how did you get away? Perry: I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.

Harry: Hey, hey, hey! It's Christmas, where's my present, Slick? Perry: Your fucking present is you're not in jail, fag hag.

I mean, shit, why not bring 'em all back? But the point is, in this case, this time, it really happened. Perry, like, lived, and, yeah, it's a dumb movie thing, but, you know, what do you want me to do, lie about it?

Hawk: I don't care what your grandfather thinks about me, OK? All I care about is you. Now you lost back there because you beat yourself. You let yourself get beat.

Richie: I thought you said he was strong. Hawk: Well, my boy was just feeling generous. Now it's time to go to work, huh, Mike?

Mike: I just had this arm wrestling match with some guy who was bigger, maybe 5'6". Hawk: Bigger. Mike: No. 5'9". Hawk: Bigger. Mike: Mom, you wouldn't believe it. This guy was a monster.

I prefer Genaro's. But what do I know? I'm a bear. I suck the heads off fish.

That's it. Please stay for the end credits. If you're wondering who the best boy is, it's someone's nephew. Don't forget to validate your parking. And, uh, for all of you good people in the Midwest, I'm sorry we said "fuck" so much.

Like my dad telling a joke. "Oh, wait, back up. I forgot to tell you the cowboy rode a blue horse."

Harry: Oh, wow. Woo. It's tiny. Is this real? Perry: Yeah, it's a Derringer. It's loaded.

Linc, whatever happens, I want you to stay with him. I know how difficult it is for you, but it's really important.

Well what I'm doing, for the guy who likes to bluff is I'm playing a little game called "Am I Bluffing?" Where is she? Where the fuck is Harmony?

I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club.

Zoe Washburne: Sir? Malcolm Reynolds: It's done. Report. River?

I never credited the Alliance with an overabundance of brains. And if you're the best they got...

I killed the ship that killed us. Not very Christian of me.

Derrial Book: It's not your way, Mal. Malcolm Reynolds: I have a way? That better than a plan?

I got no answers for you, Inara. I got no rudder. Wind blows northerly, I go north. That's who I am. Now, maybe that ain't a man to lead, but they have to follow.

Malcolm Reynolds: I thought Kaylee just checked the entry couplings. I've a very clear memory of it. Hoban Washburne: Yeah, well, if she doesn't get us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn-through... this landing is gonna get pretty interesting.

Dr. Mathias: I need to see your clearance. The Operative: And you are right to insist.

Dr. Mathias: I'm not sure what... I see no listing of rank or name. The Operative: I have neither. Like this facility, I don't exist.

All I can say, Mike, is I made a mistake. I know that. You know, sometimes it happens in life. We all make mistakes.

If you would have never come to pick me up, I would have seen her! I wouldn't be riding around in that truck while she was dying.

For she knew that when you gave the order and our blades would descend upon their heads, that, in that moment, we would be godless.

Harmony's Dad: What do you want? Perry: Well, I was going to go to the zoo, but it was closed, so I thought I'd come here and look at an animal.

Serena: Marcus. How are you? Marcus: It's been an hour.

It doesn't matter if I become the champion or anything. That's not the most important, I...I need this truck.

I'm not through with you yet. Come on outside. I want to show you something. Come on!

Mike: I had to see you. Hawk: How'd you get here? Mike: Dad, it's a long story, but...Listen, I want to stay with you.

It doesn't matter if you win or lose, dad. I don't care about that. All I care about is being with you, dad.

I'm gonna have you back in your little suburban house in time to see the football game on Sunday afternoon. I know you'll be back in time to see the pompom girls at halftime. I know that's all you care about.

Drew: If we are lost, I don't wanna hear about it. Lewis: I've never been lost in my life.

I can't believe he's really gone.

I'm done being special, Boo Boo. Ranger Smith was right. My whole life, I've been different. But it's done nothing but hurt people. The world would be better off if I was only as smart as the average bear.

Yogi: I'm just gonna grab a little something for the road. Some chips and soda. And this. Peach pie. Any more of that casserole? Boo Boo: Top shelf.

I'm sorry, Ranger Smith. No more food. No more pic-a-nickers. How could this get any worse?

I hate this car. I hate it.

I'm hungrier than the average bear.

I wish I could find a bush that tasted like birthday cake.

I've already got a smarty-smart cheat to keep our feet off the street.

I was wrong about you, Peter. This city needs you.

Is that chocolate?

What do you want from me, Yogi? I don't have a life left for you to ruin anymore.

I can't see you any more. I can't.

I don't think you understood me. I wanna get some drivers to drive this car and that car down to Aintry. Drivers. You understand?

I don't think we can save it, Yogi. I'm no smarter than you. I lost Jellystone. I lost Rachel. It's over.

I think I know what you're feeling. Ever since you were a little boy you've been living with so many unresolved things.

And if anyone's destined for greatness, it's you, son.

I forgot all about that thing. It was your dad's.

I thought that was great what you did out there. It was stupid but it was great.

Drew: God Damn! I could play all day with that guy. Ed: I believe you could, too. I believe you could.

I've never been insured in my life. I don't believe in insurance. There's no risk.

Peter: I saw a video on the Internet Capt. Stacy: You saw the video on the Internet. Well, then the case is closed.

I'm in trouble.

I said, "$50, my ass."

It's not an ad. At least not for the first 30 seconds of it.

It's about as subtle as an atomic bomb.

"I don't want it like this. I want it like that. Not too much of that, just a little like this." And then they look at it, and they don't like it.

I can use my expense account if I say they're whores.

I'll paint you the picture that's in my mind, but if it's true, I might kill myself.

I've hardly been a monk.

Don: No. You need to put things back where you found them. Celia: I didn't want to leave it in the middle of the floor.

Bethany: Don, I want to lift a shadow off this evening. I know this is your first date. Don: First that Roger was involved in.

I do a lot of mock drinking. I'm a wench. I'm a courtesan. Part of a harem.

I didn't mean you no harm. I lowered my gun, but you raised yours.

I'm sure T-Dog would like to bury the hatchet, let bygones be bygones.

I wanna know where my brother is.

I wanna know where the sheriff is.

Is she bit?

Alex: Ooh, here we go. All right. Here we go. Mrs. K: Jeffrey? What are you doing up so... Alex: Oh! Oh, my god! I'm sorry! I can't stop coming! I'm sorry! It feels so good!

I can't believe you came on my mom.

I love my turtle.

Harry: And, Joan, that is my news. Joan: I won't even tell people after it's aired.

I got myself a plump partner here.

Don: Why do you have so many copies? Roger: I bought one to read. I was going to buy one to frame in reception, and then I read it.

It's a wonderful dandelion-nettle blend. Very cleansing. Good for new beginnings.

Lewis: The first explorers saw this country...saw it just like us. In a canoe. Drew: I can imagine how they felt.

I wish we really had a second floor so I could jump off it.

Michonne: I didn't ask for your help. Rick: Doesn't matter. Can't let you leave.

It'll pass.

Governor: Actually, I could use your help with something now. Andrea: I said I'll be back. Governor: No. I wish it were just that.

I do baptize thee now, in the name of modern technology.

I gotta hand it to you, a lot tougher than I remember. No surprise you lasted this long.

Glenn: It's just a matter of time before they come looking. Merle: I'll bake a cake with pink frosting.

I ought to let you twist in the wind.

I would have kept you from looking like an idiot, or worse yet, making me look like one. Is that what you want?

I know, and I'm sorry. No one should have to go through that.

Rick: Look, if something happens while we're gone-- Carl: We'll be all right.

Rick: If anything happens, you get everyone locked in the cells, keep them all safe. Carl: I will. Rick: I know. I know you will.

It was going great until it wasn't.

Honestly, Henry. I don't know how you can stand living in that man's dirt.

Last year, our agency was being swallowed whole. I realized I had two choices. I could die of boredom or holster up my guns.

I had my first wet dream in a sleepin' bag.

I'm breaking a lot of my rules seeing a divorced man.

I got eaten alive last night. My bites have got bites.

That's right, I killed somebody. But you're wrong if you don't see this as a game.

Serena: I thought I'd try... one last time. Marcus: You should have stayed in San Francisco, Dr. Kogan.

Marcus: Do you think I'm gonna kill your cancer this permanent? Serena: I'm not worried about myself. I'm worried about the future of the human race.

Marcus: I'll sell it to you. Serena: For what? Marcus: A kiss.

Trench: I need a weapon. Something big. Yours. Caesar: Whoa, whoa, whoa. My big weapon's hangin' right where it is.

Don: But you will be getting a bonus, even if I have to see to it myself. Alison: Well, thank you. I didn't want to have to write a letter to Santa.

It's right up there with the polio vaccine.

I can't believe that's his job.

I know that you've lived your life from a bottomless pocket...

If Lee Garner Jr. wants three wise men flown in from Jerusalem, he gets it.

I killed an agent in the field. One of the good guys. He had a family.

I fucked up, Micro. Now, please. Just leave me alone.

All righty, I want you to imagine how I felt fighting my way off that roof.

I need you to end the subject's reanimated state.

Maggie: I want to talk to Glenn. Governor: I can't allow that.

I guess Lassie went home.

Hermit: I'll call the cops! Rick: I am a cop.

Milton: I want to try again without the restraints. Andrea: No

Milton: I know what happens if the subject comes for us. That's what you're here for. Andrea: As soon as we pull the restraints, he'll lunge.

I think I'd like to record my findings while they're fresh.

Okay. Um, look, before we do this, I need you to understand the severity of your injuries when you arrived here.

Jigsaw: I'll take care of this guy. Loony Bin Jim: Oh, no, brother. Fatso's mine.

I'm gonna get my applesauce back.

Roger: I want a bartender and a tree. Screw him. I love Christmas. Joan: You love Christmas parties.

I promise you two things: One, I will find Castle and I will kill him slowly and painfully. And two, you will never ever have to look at your reflection again as long as you're with me.

I don't hate Christmas. I hate this Christmas.

I like to kill them softly, from a distance. Not close enough for feelings, don't like feelings, don't want to think about 'em.

I'm sorry if I hit a nerve there, precious.

They cry, they plead, they beg, they piss themselves, they call for their mothers. It's embarrassing.

It's the future of gaming.

Mr. Cheezle: Say, J.P., why don't you show Samantha around the office, introduce her to everyone. J.P.: Sure. I cou-- yeah. I'll put my genius on hold for awhile.

Margot: Let me get you another drink. Mark, before Tony comes, I ought to explain something. Mark: Yes, I've been waiting for that. Margot: I haven't told him anything about us.

I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

Barney: I hate to break this to you, pal, but your girlfriend over there has a world-class cheating gene. Lee: I should stab you in the heart.

I never thought I'd see this.

Isn't that Miss Movie Lady?

I lived with gorillas, pal. I know rage. You do not want me to go gorilla on you.

I think you're perfect. I think any guy in the world would be lucky just to stand next to you.

It's just, when I lost Jellystone, I felt like such a failure. But losing you has felt much, much worse.

Ranger Smith: I'm like a genus without a phylum. Rachel: That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.

I have a bald spot back there!