It's okay. I'm not gonna hurt you.
I'll take care of it.
Thor: It's no accident, Loki taking Erik Selvig. I dread what he plans for him once he's done. Erik is a good man. Agent Phil Coulson: He talks about you a lot. You changed his life. You changed everything around here. Thor: They were better as they were.
Nick Fury: And I would like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys. Thor: Monkeys? I do not understand. Steve Rogers: I do. I understood that reference.
Josh: I have balls, all right. I have very... Agent Denham: I'm sure you got big balls. Whatever.
I don't have to defend my balls to you.
Tony Stark: I read all about your accident. That much gamma exposure should have killed you. Bruce Banner: So you're saying that the Hulk... the other guy, saved my life? That's nice.
Thor: We played together, we fought together. Do you remember none of that? Loki: I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness.
I failed you. I promised to keep you safe.
I'm afraid of terrorists who want what we have. Want to destroy us!
In an emergency situation, the victims cannot and must not be allowed to think for themselves.
I know that from your file. Marvin.
Josh: Why are you staying in this motel? Mr. Fitzhugh: I'm thinking of becoming a male prostitute.
I don't even want to know where you been all day.
I'm fixing to do something dumber than hell, but I'm going anyways.
Moss: If I don't come back, you tell Mother I love her. Carla Jean: Your mother's dead, Llewelyn. Moss: Well, then I'll tell her myself.
I need 40 hours to get on the insurance, it's hard to get shifts, but if I don't get on the insurance, it's probably gonna end up costing us around $20,000 to have the baby. So we'll probably have to sell it.
Is that what you're asking me? Is there something wrong with anything?
Gas Station Proprietor: If that's the way you want to put it. Chigurh: Well, I don't have some way to put it. That's the way it is.
Slide: If you get shot in your head, it's over. If you get shot in your face, the bullet will go in your cheek, then come out the other side. Then what you gonna do, sissy? Fitzhugh: Die. I'm gonna die.
You unlock the door, you won't freeze to death. I'm gonna be inside having sex with Rita.
I think we're looking at more than one fracas. Execution here. Wild West over there.
Officer Anne Lewis: I didn't question him. I asked his name. He didn't know. Bob Morton: Oh, great. Let me make it real clear for you. He doesn't have a name, he's got a program. He's product.
I'm not arresting you anymore.
Prisoner: I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again. I get my orders from a higher source. Sergeant Warren Reed: Shut up, asshole.
I'm out of ammo.
Charlie: I'm gonna go in the closet. Enrique: I'm coming with you.
I don't care what I have to do, I will find a way to pay you back for everything that has been done.
I never saw an episode of Matlock where the criminal banged Matlock!
Murphy. It's you.
It's time everyone paid for their mistakes.
I'm having a baby. I'm having a baby!
Josh: No. Slide: No? Josh: Yeah, no. Slide: Look at my face. Josh: Look at my face. Slide: You see how serious I am. Josh: I'm pretty serious, too.
All right, you know what? That's it! I don't want you talking to me for the rest of the robbery.
Josh: Grab it, Fitz! You got to reach out and pull it in. Fitzhugh: I really don't want to do that. I wanna go home now.
I can do it. I'm no bitch.
I don't want to die.
Slide: I'm gonna call Ralph. Josh: What? Slide: I'm getting ready to call Ralph. Josh: Who's Ralph?
It's a gold wheel!
A hundred thousand? I'm sorry, I can't afford that, not on my salary. But look, I'll tell ya what, I got a better idea, here. Now, let me say I take the whole stash of your hands for free, and you assholes can go to jail. What do you say about that? Now, I could read you guys your rights, but nah, you guys already k...
Natasha Romanoff: I got on S.H.I.E.L.D.'s radar in a bad way. Agent Barton was sent to kill me. He made a different call. Loki: And what will you do if I vow to spare him? Natasha Romanoff: Not let you out. Loki: No, but I like this.
Natasha Romanoff: I tend not to weep over that. I'm Russian. Or I was. Loki: And what are you now? Natasha Romanoff: It's really not that complicated.
Psychologist: We can't wait sir. Capt. Ed Murphy: If he offs himself, then we'll know I was wrong.
Natasha Romanoff: I got red in my ledger, I'd like to wipe it out. Loki: Can you? Can you wipe out that much red?
I won't touch Barton, not until I make him kill you. Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear. And then he'll wake just long enough to see his good work and when he screams, I'll split his skull.
Bruce Banner: I'd like to know why S.H.I.E.L.D. Is using the Tesseract to build weapons of mass destruction. Nick Fury: Because of him. Thor: Me? Nick Fury: Last year, Earth had a visitor from another planet who had a grudge match that leveled a small town.
Steve Rogers: I've seen the footage. The only thing you really fight for is yourself. You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you. Tony Stark: I think I would just cut the wire. Steve Rogers: Always a way out.
I focused on helping other people. I was good. Until you dragged me back into this freak show and put everyone here at risk. You want to know my secret, Agent Romanoff? You want to know how I stay calm?
Nick Fury: Hill! Maria Hill: External detonation. Number three engine is down. Carrier Bridge Tech: We've been hit. Maria Hill: Can they get it running? Carrier Bridge Tech: We've got a fire in engine three! Maria Hill: Talk to me. Carrier Bridge Tech: Turbine looks mostly intact but it's impossible to ge...
Boolie: Anyway...If we don't use those seats, somebody else will. Daisy: If we don't use those seats? I'm not supposed to go either?
Boolie: May I ask you something? When did you get so fired up about Martin Luther King? Time was I'd have heard a different story. Miss Daisy: Why, Boolie, I've never been prejudiced in my life, and you know it.
I got to get this superconducting coolant system back online before I can access the rotors, work on dislodging the debris. I need you to get to that engine control panel and tell me which relays are in overload position.
No'm, I'm driving your next to last car now... 1965 Cadillac. It's running fine as wine now, too.
Hoke: Is it good? Miss Daisy: Mm-hmm. Hoke: All right... Here comes some more.
I never put all my chips on that number, though because I was playing something even riskier. There was an idea, Stark knows this, called the Avengers Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more.
Clint Barton: I've got no window. I have to flush him out. Natasha Romanoff: You got to level out. It's going to take time. Clint Barton: You don't understand.
Natasha Romanoff: I don't suppose you know where. Clint Barton: I didn't need to know. I didn't ask. He's going to make his play soon, though.
Well, if I put an arrow through Loki's eye socket, I would sleep better, I suppose.
Clint Barton: Natasha. Natasha Romanoff: I've been compromised. I got red in my ledger.
Tony Stark: I'm not marching to Fury's fife. Steve Rogers: Neither am I. He's got the same blood on his hands that Loki does. But right now, we got to put that behind us and get this done.
Loki: I have an army. Tony Stark: We have a Hulk. Loki: I thought the beast had wandered off. Tony Stark: You're missing the point. There is no throne. There is no version of this where you come out on top.
I'm too old for this shit.
Roger: It's over, you know. Riggs: What is? Roger: The war. Riggs: Ah, yes, I know.
I suppose we have to register you as a lethal weapon.
I'm going to kill you after I kill this guy.
The General: The bulk of the heroin will be here Friday night, we'll make delivery at that time. Have the money ready, and no tricks. If you try anything... you'll have to talk to Mr. Joshua. Mendez: Yeah right. Joshua. Yeah right... I got you. Yeah. The General: Merry Christmas.
I don't give a shit you're a police officer, Roger! I know you're a fucking police officer. Kill them! Just kill them! Wait. Wait, Rog. Rog. Come on. You find them. You find them and you kill them.
Loki: It's too late to stop it. Thor: No. We can, together. Loki: Sentiment.
I wanted to apologize. I never should have said I was a basketball player. I shouldn't have lied. I'm sorry.
Young Cop: It's going to be an hour before they can scramble the National Guard. Police Sargent: National Guard? Does the army know what's happening here? Young Cop: Do we?
Thor: I have unfinished business with Loki. Hawkeye: Yeah? Well, get in line. Captain America: Save it. Loki's going to keep this fight focused on us, and that's what we need.
Teddy: I'll go after I do my laps! Aguilla: Thank you, Teddy.
Natasha Romanoff: I've seen worse. Bruce Banner: Sorry. Natasha Romanoff: No, we could use a little worse. Captain America: Stark, we got him. Iron Man: Banner? Captain America: Just like you said.
Captain America: If you want to get up there, you're going to need a ride. Natasha Romanoff: I got a ride. I could use a boost, though. Captain America: Are you sure about this? Natasha Romanoff: Yeah. It's gonna be fun.
So she moved me up a grade because I wasn't fitting in. So now i'm even more not fitting in. I was getting good grades, you know, like all A's. So my mom says, "you need stimulation." and I go, "no, I'm stimulated enough right now."
So she goes, "Huh-uh. You don't have a challenge. You need a challenge." So now I'm challenged, all right. I'm challenged to hold on to my lunch money because of all the big mooses who want to pound me.
I just do the stupid homework. If everyone else just did the stupid homework, they could move up a grade and get pounded, too. Is there any more coffee?
What am I talking about? What am I talking about?! I'm talking about your goldarned security, Hogarth!
I'm gonna have some coffee. What do you want? Some, uh, milk. Or, uh. What, milk?
McCleary: The only one I hurt was me. Me! Riggs: Same way I feel. I know you're hurting. I get it. OK now, come on. McCleary: Don't come near me! Riggs: Come on. Give me a break, will ya guy. My boss is down there and he's watching us and I gotta make it look like I'm at least trying to save you, okay.
hogarth: You'll never know he's there. I'll keep him in a cage. Annie: Until you feel sorry for him and set him free in the house! Do you remember the raccoon, Hogarth? I remember the raccoon.
McCleary: OK. Alright. Riggs: Here, do you want a cigarette. Come on, lets smoke, OK. McCleary: Yeah. Riggs: Go on, take it yeah. If we take our time we will both die of cancer.
World Security Councilman: If we don't hold them here, we lose everything. Nick Fury: If I send that bird out, we already have.
Natasha Romanoff: It's not your fault. You didn't know what you were doing. Professor Erik Selvig: Actually, I think I did. I built in a safety to cut their power source.
Natasha Romanoff: Loki's scepter. Professor Erik Selvig: It may be able to close the portal. And I'm looking right at it.
Natasha Romanoff: I can close it. Can anybody copy? I can shut the portal down. Captain America: Do it! Iron Man: No, wait.
If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.
World Security Councilwoman: I don't think you understand what you've started, letting the Avengers loose on this world. They're dangerous. Nick Fury: They surely are, and the whole world knows it.
Sorry. I seem to have put my big foot in it.
I'd turn handsprings, darling. I'd dance in the streets to make you happy.
You know, it's a funny thing. I've never been unhappy before. Things have always gone swell for me.
I--- can't help it. I just can't help it. I can't bear to see you unhappy. I love you too darn much, and I don't care if you do know it, Ollie. I love you.
I don't know. All this trouble has made me think. I don't know what love really is.
I know what love is. It's understanding. It's you and me and let the rest of the world go by.
It's just the two of us living our lives together happily and proudly. No self-torture, no doubt. It's enduring, and it's everlasting.
It's a different feeling. I'm drawn to her. There's a warmth from her that... pulls at me.
Queen Elinor: We're leaving now. Merida: I saw a wisp. I saw a wisp. Queen Elinor: A wisp? You know, some say that will-o'-the-wisps lead you to your fate.
I don't feel you can help me. You're very wise, you know a great deal, yet when you speak of the soul, you mean the mind, and it is not my mind that is troubled.
It's the one thing we search for or fight to change. Some never find it. But there are some who are led.
I think that's enough fun for one day.
Kent: Please, sir. I've got a feeling about this one. General Rogard: That's lovely, Kent,
I mean, if we give in to those people, we're giving in to all the cute and fuzzy bunnies in the world.
I'd like to welcome y'all to the christening of the boat.
For this gala occasion, I got a little something that my parents brought me back from their trip to France. I've been saving it for a special occasion. I think this is it.
I can't be captain. I'm not even going to be on the boat. I'm gonna be on land. Sorry, fellas.
I just don't like boats. I hate boats. Since I was a kid, I don't like boats.
I don't think this puppy's gonna cut the mustard.
Boy, if I ever get out of this, I'm going to make you into a stew!
I became a sister to three new brothers. The princes. Hamish, Hubert and Harris. Wee devils, more like.
I've got duties, responsibilities, expectations. My whole life is planned out, preparing for the day I become... Well, my mother.
I'm starving. You hungry too, Angus? Oats it is, then.
King Fergus: I drew my sword and... Merida: One swipe, his sword shattered. Then "chomp"! Dad's leg was clean off. Down the monster's throat it went.
I controlled the jump! You wanted him down? He's down!
I'm too old for this shit.
Don't... Don't worry. I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants.
I seen this place on "Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless."
Rocky: What are you doing? It'll make your teeth yellow. Don't do that. Marie: I like yellow teeth. Rocky: It'll make your breath like garbage. Marie: Maybe I like garbage. Rocky: Come on, nobody likes garbage.
I'm sorry about all that shit I said out there. You saved my life. Thank you.
Riggs: Oh, I'll bet that hurt to say. Roger: You'll never know.
Is that a crook?
You can catch a little few things out there. That's where... I caught my wife out there.
I don't make things complicated. That just the way things get all by themselves.
It's the only thing I was ever good at.
Roger: What... What do you do, sleep with that thing under your pillow? Riggs: I would if I slept.
Oliver: Don't you want me to walk you home? Alice: No, thanks. I'm a big girl now and I'm not afraid.
I wake in the night and the tread of their feet whispers in my brain. I have no peace... for they are in me.
Not anymore. I'm gonna burn it down.
I'm sure, man. I never forget an asshole.
If she's gonna die... she's gonna die with me. My way, not yours.
Merida: I won't go through with it. You can't make me. Queen Elinor: Merida! King Fergus: Huh? Merida!
I would advise you to make your peace with this. The clans are coming to present their suitors.
Merida: It's not fair. Queen Elinor: Ach, Merida. It's marriage. It's not the end of the world.
Queen Elinor: I blame you. Stubbornness. It's entirely from your side of the family. King Fergus: Ho, I take it the talk didn't go too well, then? Queen Elinor: I don't know what to do.
King Fergus: Speak to her, dear. Queen Elinor: I do speak to her. She just doesn't listen. King Fergus: Come on, now.
"I don't want to get married. I want to stay single and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset."
Merida: I don't want my life to be over. I want my freedom! Queen Elinor: But are you willing to pay the price your freedom will cost?
Merida: I'm not doing any of this to hurt you. Queen Elinor: If you could just try to see what I do, I do out of love.
I swear, Angus, this isn't going to happen. Not if I have any say in it.
I look fine, woman! Leave me be!
Merida: I bet he wishes he was tossing cabers. King Fergus: Or holding up bridges.
I am Merida. Firstborn descendant of Clan Dun Broch. And I'll be shooting for my own hand.
Hello. I'm White Goodman, owner, operator and founder of Globo Gym America Corp, and I'm here to tell ya that you don't have to be stuck with what ya got.
I'm trying this new voice mail dating thing, you know. And, like, no one's even left me a message, and it's been almost two months.
Peter: I feel dumb for asking this, but how do you hear about these things? Gordon: O.S.Q. Obscure sports quarterly. Peter: Of course, the O.S.Q.
I'll make a barter with you true as the north star.
Kate: Thank you. I'm not a banker. I'm a lawyer. Peter: Really? And what kind of law are you involved in, pretty eyes? Kate: Sexual harassment, mostly.
Peter: I thought that those were just warnings. Kate: They were warnings. Peter: Well, no one warned me.
I don't know how you say Ms. For a Mr., 'cause it's just Mr., but if there was a Ms. Mr., I'm a-- I'm a Ms. as well.
Whoo! Is this a bad time? I can always come back. Looks like some real dude sweat going on.
I've got protein paste, carb laxative. Oh! Suffocated kumquat, perhaps?
I'm not afraid of you. I'll take you in my arms. So little... So soft... Such warm perfume in your hair, your body.
I brought my attack dog with the built-in force field. Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force-field dogs.
Mr. Joshua: See, Martin, we have a problem. Since we have Murtaugh, we don't really need you. But I believe in being thorough. Riggs: Yeah, I've heard that.
Mr. Joshua: It would be unfortunate, however, if we showed up to deliver our heroin, and were surrounded by fifty cops. Riggs: That would be too bad. Mr. Joshua: Yes it would be.
Mr. Joshua:... Now if you would kindly tell me everything you know, I promise you I'll kill you quick. Riggs: I've told you everything I know.
I'm gonna fucking kill the both of you!
Carla Jean: I got a bad feeling, Llewelyn. Moss: Well, I got a good one. So that oughta even out.
I'm used to lots of things. I work at Wal-Mart.
I got you. I got you, partner.
I'm too old for this.
I'll see you later. I'll see you much later.
Joe P. Cox: I took her out. Clarence J. Boddicker: I bet that really pisses you off.
If you're not going to buy anything, get out.
I'm here for the Punisher party.
Queen Elinor: I've been worried sick. Merida: You... You were? Queen Elinor: I didn't know where you'd gone or when you'd come back. I didn't know what to think. Look at your dress. Merida: Angus threw me. But I'm not hurt. Queen Elinor: Well, you're home now, so that's the end of it.
If you don't hear a gunfire for longer than five minutes, the girls are not here. Set him loose.
Merida: Honestly? Queen Elinor: I've pacified the lords for now. Your father's out there "entertaining" them.
Queen Elinor: What's this? Merida: It's a peace offering. I made it. For you. Special. Queen Elinor: You made this for me? Hmm. Interesting flavor.
Merida: Mother? Queen Elinor: I'm woozy suddenly. Oh, my head's spinning like a top. Oh! Merida: Mum! Queen Elinor: Oh, suddenly, I'm not so well.
I'm just, personally, not a fan of the death penalty.
It's not my fault. I didn't ask her to change you into a bear. I just wanted her to change you.
Roger: Is it Japanese? Riggs: It's Japanese Radio. Maybe they bought the LAPD as well. Roger: They own everything else.
If he so much as sees you, you're dead.
I'm here! Fine. Don't come out now that my mum's watching. I was standing right here and the wisp appeared right there. Then a whole trail of them led me off into the forest.
I'll give you 500 bucks for that coat.
I can't believe it. I found it.
I'm guessing this isn't the future you had pictured for yourself when you first clapped eyes on that money. Don't worry. I'm not the man who's after you.
Moss: I've seen him. Carson Wells: You've seen him? And you're not dead?
If it can be welded, I can weld it.
I know now how one selfish act can turn the fate of a kingdom.
I'd like to see your driver's license and proof of insurance!
Are you kidding? I know the FSB exam glass backwards. I've taken it 3 times already.
My granddad was an envoy. My dad was an envoy. I was born into the trade. Besides, I've arranged for an intimate lunch meeting with our supervisor.
I was going to do your family a favor and hook up the disney channel for free. Well, forget it.
You see, Peter, I wasn't born expecting the world to do me any favors. I earned this body and I built this temple.
I earned this body and I built this temple out of nothing more than a little "can do" attitude and some elbow grease. And, yes, a large inheritance from my father, Earl Goodman.
In 30 days, I'll be bulldozing that shit heap you call a gym into permanent nothingness.
And I can only hope that you and the mongrel race that comprise your membership are inside it when I do.
I wanna burn!
Now, I got 10 minutes. I'll open it up to some "Q" and "A."
All right, just so you know, if that's a route that you're interested in traveling, it's $50,000 American, it would be 70,000, roughly, Canadian dollars.
Rianne: Oh, I'm sorry Riggs: It's only my eye Roger: Ha, Ha, Ha
Colonel Rhombus: It's my job to get you prepared to go out into the field for combat. I must know right away what I've got to work with. I have made my decision. Emmett: What's it say? Austin: "Pussy."
I heard some growlin' and shit out in the yard. So my roommate and I, we go to check the shit out. I look up in the tree, and there's the fucking king of the jungle!
I'm a worthless asshole who deserves to die young.
Rocky: I'm going out with Paulie's sister. Buddy: Hey, Rocky. Rocky: What? Buddy: I hear she's retarded. Rocky: She ain't retarded. She's shy, you know? Buddy: I'll tell you what to do. Take her to the zoo.
I had a dream last night. I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. And then I dove into the ocean and I swam with the dolphins. I was two animals joined as one, which meant good things are coming. Good things.
Bo Peep: I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock. Woody: Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'. Bo Peep: What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?
I realize that it must be really intimidating to talk to me, you know. But underneath this genius, I'm simply a human, you know. But I'm working on that.