Bob: I'd love to give you that. . . . Announcer: A new car!

I must confess I am in a terrible slump. I haven't made a putt in so long I can't even remember, and I really want to make this.

"I got to go pee."

"That hat brought Frosty to life. It must be magic."

"I mean I can make words. I can move. I can juggle. I can sweep."

"I can count to ten. One, two, three, four, five, nine, six, eight... Well, I can count to five."

Frosty: I was afraid of that. The thermometer is getting red. I hate red thermometers." Karen: "Why Frosty?" Frosty: "Because when the thermometer gets all reddish, the temperature goes up, and when the temperature goes up, I start to melt, and when I start to melt, I get all wishy-washy."

"I'll be back on Christmas Day."

Professor Hinkle: "If that hat is magic, I want it back." Karen: "But it's not yours anymore. You threw it away." Professor Hinkle: "Don't talk back to your elders you naughty, naughty little girl."

"You go home and write 'I am very sorry for what I did to Frosty' a hundred zillion times. And then maybe - just maybe, mind you - you'll find something in your stocking tomorrow morning."

"You just spent half a billion dollars making him indestructible."

"I know who you are Gambit."

"I'm coming for blood. No code of conduct. No law."

"Mr. Grinch, I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole."

"I must stop this whole thing! Why, for fifty-three years I've put up with it now. I must stop Christmas from coming... but how?"

Grinch: "I know just what to do." Narrator: "...the Grinch laughed in his throat." Grinch: "I'll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat." Narrator: "And he chuckled and clucked..." Grinch: "What a great Grinchy trick. With this hat and this coat, I'll look just like Saint Nick."

"It came without ribbons! It came without tags! It came without packages, boxes, or bags!"

I want a twat kiss and I want it now, now, now, now. Please?

"I didn't come here to fight, I came here to fuck."

"I never had a Red Bull before but I had a Red Bull last night. I really like Red Bull."

"Would I like to increase the size of my…right, like I need that."

Nick: "I climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro. I've lived. I'm a Yes man." Carl Allen: "Wow."

"I'm with people... I'll be with you in a moment."

"You EEEDIOTS!"

"I luuuuve this"

"You now what? I'm happy. Hooray"

"Okay I love you, bye bye"

"Like, it's chow time Scoob."

Bulwinkle: "Is it all over Rock?" Rocky:"I guess so" Bulwinkle: "I didn't think it'd be like this."

"I knew I forgot something."

"No father, I've done much worse?"

"If you've got the itch, I've got the scratch."

"Well, I think - WHO GIVES A..."

"It's OK. I'll be alright."

"Cryton insults his smeghead shipmate."

"Its a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear."

"I am sorry Will Robinson... I goofed."

"I can not touch you anywhere rhyme."

"I'll get you... and your little dog too!"

"I was cleaning it, and it went off."

"I hate my life..."

"I'm just as real as you are."

"I'm crushing your head!"

"I prefer grass."

"I know nothing, I see nothing."

"Hello, I'm Mr. Ed."

"MAN I LOVE SCIENCE!"

"I'm hoping for a trip to the Caribbean."

"I'm out."

"Sometimes your wealth of ignorance astounds me"

"Popeye Theme"

"On behalf of the producers I want to say this. These guys have the utmost integrity as human beings."

"She's never really had an issue with me about it. If I've thought I've gone to far, I've apologized."

Vanessa Loring: "Your parents are probably wondering where you are." Juno: "Nah. I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? I should-- I should probably bounce."

"In the Kingdom of Dore where soup is a fixation. Woo! I can smell it."

Princess Pea: "Are you a rat?" Despereaux: "No." Princess Pea: "A mouse?" Despereaux: "I am a gentleman."

"What are you? That's what the woman asked me. Am I some sort of ghost? I still move. I still breathe. I'm still alive."

"I still move. I still breathe. I'm still alive."

"I'm the Octopus!"

"I'm on my way."

Coach: "Damn this thing, I've been shivering all the way over here." Diane: "Well, Coach, you don't have a coat on, it's 30 degrees outside." Coach: "Oh, thank God, I thought I had malaria."

Frasier: "Woody, you must be an idiot savant." Woody: "Yeah, but I cover it by smiling a lot."

Norm: "See you in the morning, I guess, eh?" Sam: "Yeah, I may be a little late." Norm: "Aw, that's ok, I had a key made."

Sam: "What are you up to Norm?" Norm: "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

"Now join us from PALM SPRINGS for LUCY'S 70TH BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION ON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?"

"I know you are, but what am I?"

"My wiener still itches."

"I'll murder you."

"I'm sorry Moe, please forgive me."

"I'm trying to think but nothing happens."

"I AM THE TICK!"

"I might be dangerous!"

"It's a chaddy misshapen thing devoid of life, but I will breathe my warmth upon it."

"That's it? I thought it was somethin' important."

Angelica: "I got sponserbilities now." Phil: "Sponserbileries?" Angelica: "That means I am not allowed to have fun anymore for the rest of my life."

Character 1: "Are you being smart moose?" Bulwinkle: "I don't know, there's a first time for everything."

"I don't think you're happy enough."

"I gotta take a wiz."

"I'll have a hamburger for which I'll gladly pay you.. Tuesday."

"I don't think so."

"If this is about stuffing a sock down my pants, I'm waaay ahead of you."

"I'd knock your brains out if you had any!"

Character 1: "Listen Matt, you're gonna have to pay for these damages." Matt Foley: "Well that's no problemo, just send the bill to Matt Foley in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

"I didn't compromise my soul to be a popular guy."

Baldrick: "Have you got a plan my lord?" Edmund: "Yes I have, and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it."

"I think the phrase rhymes with *clucking bell*."

"I have a cunning plan that cannot fail."

"I have a cunning plan which could get you out of this problem."

"I would advise you to make the explanation you were about to give phenomenally good."

"I'll just go and tell them to fornicate off."

"I would shake your hand but I fear it would come off."

"My name is Edmund Blackadder, and I am the new minister in charge of religious genocide. Now, if you play straight with me, you'll find me a considerate employer. But cross me and you'll soon discover that under this playful, boyish exterior beats the heart of a ruthless sadistic maniac."

"I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel."

"I know you mean to be friendly, but I hope you won't take it amiss if I ask you to sod off and die."

"If I wanted to talk to a vegetable I would have bought one at the market."

"This is a different thing. It's spontaneous and it's called 'wit'."

"I'm gonna get you out of here."

"I did not..."

"I do it all for you Mulder!"

"If there's a point Mulder, please feel free to come to it."

"I just put money in the Magic Fingers."

"I was drugged."

"I want to believe."

"I don't trust you."

"I can't protect you, Agent Mulder."

"It is over. Done."

"I did as told. As always."

"I have everything under control. I will talk to you later."

"In the future, I'll make sure that all those people being interviewed provide you with a multi media lazer show, to keep your interest maintained."

"I can't give up, not as long as the truth is out there."

"I'm chanting as we speak. Bye-bye, darling"

"Well, I could be happier. What ya got on your mind?"

"It's the same old story, its not what ya know, its who ya know"

"I heard your wish, and I have come here to answer it"

"Look! I got rid of it!"

Margaret (Hot Lips) Hoolihan: "Just a minute - isn't that Frank's bag?" Captain McEntire: "I though you were Frank's bag!"

"I'm afraid there is the possibility, slim as it might be, that I snore"

"Attention all personnel, incoming choppers with wounded, report to the hospital"

Frank: "Keep it down I'm doing something very difficult here" Hawkeye: "Tryin' to tie your shoe again Frank?"

"I don't usually feel sorry for human beings, but I do feel sorry for him"

"I know nothing, nothing"

"Believe me, I know the recipe for love. One pound of grief, two cups of crap and sprinkle on the moxie."

"If this isn't the pot feeling up the kettle..."

"I know this guy in the CIA. He turned me on to a place called 'Radio Shack'."

"If this is about stuffing a sock down my pants, I'm way ahead of you."

"All I know is I'm going to be eight chicks a chasing."

Elliott: "No way. The last time I took you on a shoot with me, you walked in on Kate Moss taking a shower." Finch: "It was an innocent mistake. I was trying to walk in on Elle Macpherson."

"I am the can-do king."

"Oh, I hope you're wearing a cup."

"Is it cool in here or is it just me?"

Saleswoman: "Do you have a receipt for this sweater?" Stephanie: "No Ma'm I don't have a receipt. I'm a shoplifter"

"Ya know, some day I gotta learn ventriloquism, You'd make a great dummy."

Archie: "Edith where are ya?" Edith: "Is that you Archie?" Archie: "No its Marcus Welby makin' a house call!"

Archie: " Can't you ask me an intelligent question?" Mike: "I didn't wanna confuse you."

"I've learned to expect nuttin' but aggravation from you anyhow!"

" I got a lot of things to say to you, you get right over here."

"It's been a charmin' interlude."

Archie: "Get me an ice bag, will ya" Edith: "For your head?" Archie: "No Edith, I wanna build an igloo."

"I didn't say that."

"I can't find it."

Mike:"Ya know you are totally incomphrensible" Archie: "Maybe so, but I make a lot of sense."

Character 1: "Hey, what's happin' man?" Archie: "I'm havin' a stroke."

"It's me, it's me, Ernest T."

"I found it."

"I see what the killers see. I put myself in his head. I become the thing we fear the most. I become capable of it, I become the horror what we know we can become only in our heart of darkness. It's my gift, it's my curse."

"I don't think its the beef."

"I don't think you're happy enough."

"It does not compute."

"It isn't wise to alter my specifications."

"There comes a time in every friendship when you have to say, 'I never liked you. Get lost.'"

"I have itchy red welts on my buttocks!"

"I am in intense pain, Pinky."

"I think so, Brain."

"I could drop you like a bag of dirt."

"My, isn't this an awkward moment?"

"I'm buck-naked."

"I was stripped naked at the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery."

"Well I've got just the thing to cheer you up. A computer!"

"oh yeah, I like this idea."

"There's no laws in this place. Anything goes. It's like Thunderdome!"

"I don't know about you, but I’m getting a hankering for some Double Mint gum."

"I've got gonorrhea."

"I got jiggy-with-it."

"I was ready to get jiggy-with-it."

"I’m Kramer."

"COME ON, IT'S AN EMERGENCY!"

Jerry Seinfeld: "So am I forgiven schmoopy?" Jerry's Girlfriend: "Yes schmoopy." Jerry Seinfeld: "Ahhhh…"

"Yes. Yes. I heard the squink."

"I've stopped having sex."

Jack: "Hey Neil! Neil! I'm going to impale your mom on a spike and feed her dead body to my dog with syphilis." Neil: "Ha, you got me!" Jack: "It's an Inside joke."

Nick: "Brad, I'm his *father*. You're the guy fucking his mom." Brad: "That was unnecessary."

"Is there anything else I can do for you? To you?

"Wow. I know that tone. It's just not used to hearing it from someone with... hair."

"'Shake your Ass'... is he Moroccan?"

Christine: "I just thought you had hidden depths as well." Will: "Oh no, no, no, no, no you've always had that wrong. I really am this shallow."

"It was horrible! Horrible! But driving fast behind the ambulance was fantastic!"

"Me, I didn't mean anything. About anything, to anyone. And I knew that guaranteed me a long, depression-free life."

"Some men are islands. I'm a bloody island! I'm bloody Ibiza!"

"Every man is an island. I stand by that. But clearly some men are part of island CHAINS. Below the surface of the ocean they're actually connected.."

"Every time I get close to an answer, it slips away, it's maddening!"

"I love magic."

"I'm going to kill you, Harry Potter. I'm going to destroy you."

"Oh my God, I've killed Harry Potter!"

Moody: "Give us a curse. " Ron: "Well, my dad did tell me about one. The Imperius Curse." Moody: "Oh, yeah. Your father would know all about that. Gave the Ministry a bit of grief a few years ago. Perhaps this will show you why."

Professor McGonagall: "Is that a... Is that a student?" Moody: "Technically, It's a ferret."

Ron: "Mum sent me a dress!" Harry: "Well, it does match your eyes. Is there a bonnet?"

"I killed Sirius Black!"

"I implore you to see reason. The evidence that the Dark Lord has returned is incontrovertible."

"If Voldemort's raising an army then I want to fight."

"I will have order!"

Man on Phone - "I need a car. Who should I call? I need a car. Who should I call? I need a car right now." Announcer - "If financing is keeping you from getting a car, call 1-800-Drive-Today. 1-800-Drive-Today approves loans 24 hours a day regardless of your credit history. Choose from 100s of new and like-new vehic...

"I'm so stoked."

"I'm stuck on Band-Aids, and Band-Aids are stuck on me."

"Let's get ready to crumble. Introducing Kraft natural cheese crumbles. They're crumbelievable. New Kraft Crumbles. Intense nuggets of Kraft cheese right off the block. New Kraft Crumbles. Good? They're crumbelievable.

"I love disco, and I hear it is making a comeback."