"Your Honor not a day goes by that I don't wish I could take back what I did. Sure, I was desperate, like a lot of people back then but that don't change what I did."

"You're taller than you look in the tabloids, Mr. Wayne. No gun? I'm insulted."

Bruce: "I'm not afraid of you." Falcone: "Because you think you got nothing to lose. But you haven't thought it through. You haven't thought about your lady friend in the DA's office. You haven't thought about your old butler. Bang!"

"I will go back to Gotham and I will fight men like this but I will not become an executioner."

"Hey, I scratch your back, you scratch mine, doc."

"No one takes the law into their own hands in my city. Understand?"

Falafel Vendor: "Flass, I have kids to feed." Flass: "What, they don't like falafel?"

"I'm merging your department with Archives. And I am firing you. Didn't you get the memo?"

Gordon: "I'll get my car." Batman: "I brought mine." Gordon: "Yours?"

Officer 2: "He is in a vehicle." Dispatcher: "Make and color?" Officer 2: "It's a black...tank."

"My name is Hans Zarkov. I'm a scientist."

"Don't kill him yet, Father. I want him. Give him to me."

"Really, Aura. Your appetites are too dangerous. I refuse."

Aura: "Look! Water is leaking from her eyes." Emperor Ming: "It's what they call tears, a sign of their weakness."

"Don't worry, l won't look."

"l like you a lot."

Dr. Zarkov: "You're it's my fault Earth is being destroyed?" Emperor Ming: "Precisely, Doctor. I thought it might amuse you to know this, before your mind is gone."

"Listen, we're all girls here, l won't tell. Just one sip."

"l love initiations."

"I'll keep him for you all right! In my larder. Take him, along with the rest of the hanging meat."

Dr. Zarkov: "But do you know why it really failed ?" Dale: "I can't imagine." Dr. Zarkov: "As I was going under, I started to recite Shakespeare, the Talmud, the formulas of Einstein, anything l could remember, even a song from The Beatles. It armored me, girl. They couldn't wipe those things away. You can't beat th...

"Call the Emperor. Tell him l have prisoners."

"l swear by the great God Arbor I'll not kill you. Unless you beg me to."

"Leave him! He's mine. l hunt him alone."

"Please don't tell my kids I died taking a shit."

"Let's get that gold. I want that gold!"

Glen: "Not me, if I ever see either of you two guys again, I'll kill you." Phil: "Glen!" Mitch: "Will you shut up!"

"I'm not Curly. I'm Duke." Mitch: "Duke?" Duke: "Curly was my brother."

"I'm divorced. By this time next week I will be having a romantic candle lit dinner with Phil."

Mitch: "The guys and I were wondering if you'd like to come back to our place and, you know, maybe we can all…" Duke: "All what?" Mitch: "Hug." Duke: "Holy God, I'm up here with a god damn musical."

"I found the gold. It's mine I tell ya, it's mine, it's all my gold. We don't have to show him no stinking badges. I found the gold! Yahoo!"

Bruce: "Actually, there were seven of them." Ducard: "I counted six, Mr. Wayne."

Ducard: "Are you ready to begin?" Bruce: "I can... I can barely stand." Ducard: "Death does not wait for you to be ready! Death is not considerate or fair! And make no mistake, here you face death."

"Your parents' death was not your fault. It was your father's."

"That impossible anger strangling the grief until the memory of your loved one is just poison in your veins. And one day, you catch yourself wishing the person you loved had never existed so you'd be spared your pain."

"This place is a mausoleum. If I have my way, I'll pull the damn thing down brick by brick."

Optimus Prime: "It's you and me, Megatron." Megatron: "No, it's just me, Prime."

"Sam I owe you my life. We are in your debt."

Bumblebee: "I wish to stay with the boy." Optimus Prime: "If that is his choice."

"Well, we both care for Rachel, but what you're doing has to be beyond that. It can't be personal, or you're just a vigilante."

"You're not Ra's al Ghul. I watched him die."

Batman: "It ends here." Ducard: "For you and the police, maybe. My fight, however, lies with the rest of Gotham. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a city to destroy."

Earle: "Fox, I seem to remember firing you." Fox: "You did. I got another job. Yours."

Alfred: "I thought this might be a good opportunity for improving the foundations." Bruce: "In the southeast corner?" Alfred: "Precisely, sir."

"Klytus, I'm bored."

Earle: "What makes you think you can decide who's running Wayne Enterprises?" Bruce: "The fact that I'm the owner." Earle: "What are you talking about? The company went public a week ago.: Bruce: "And I bought most of the shares. Through various charitable foundations and trusts and so forth. Look, it's all a bit te...

Klytus: "Most effective, Your Majesty. Will you destroy this Earth?" Emperor Ming: "Later. l like to play with things awhile...before annihilation."

Doctor Hans Zarkov: "What do you find? The moon out of orbit?" Munson: "By more than 12 degrees. This must be some sort of mistake." Doctor Hans Zarkov: "No, it's no mistake... IT'S AN ATTACK! I've been right all these years!"

"I swear, Munson, I'll shoot!"

Flash: "Dale, you all right?" Dale: "I'm terrific."

"The attack has begun. I estimate we have eleven days before our moon crashes down and destroys us."

Prince Vultran: "The fabled Ice Jewel of Frigia. We seized it in battle from the royal crypt." Prince Barin: "Stop! The Ice Jewel is our tribute, not Vultan's. Vultan stole it while we were burying our dead in Frigia." Prince Vultran: "Liar!"

"Flash! l love you."

"Promise me if you kill me, you'll team up with Vultan and fight Ming."

"I am beautiful! Boys will love me!"

"Prepare my Imperial Lander."

Emperor Ming: "I've got other plans for you." Flash: "l can imagine."

"I'm lost Aura. Nothing can save me now."

_

"Impetuous boy."

_

"l take responsibility, in the Emperor's name."

Winnie: "It is but water!" Mary: "Huh? Most refreshing." Sarah: "Ahh. It is." Winnie: "You idiot!" Sarah: "Ahhh!" Winnie: "The boy has tricked us! And he's stolen the book!" Sarah: "Ahhh!"

"Brave little virgin who lit the candle. I'll be thy friend."

"Because of me my little sister's life was stolen. For years I waited for my life to end so I could be reunited with my family. But Winifred's curse of immortality kept me alive. Then one day I figured out what to do with my eternal life. Now, I'd failed Emily, but I wouldn't fail again. When Winifred and her sister...

"I'll have your guts for garters, girl! Confound you!"

Winnie: "Tell me, friend, what is this contraption?" Bus Driver: "I call it... a bus." Winnie: "A bus." Mary: "A bus?" Winnie: "And its purpose?" Bus Driver: "To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves to your most forbidden desires."

"Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm! I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever! Yeow!"

"Master, I plague thee. What about the book?"

Number 3: "Hi, I'm number 3." Austin: "Woah!"

Winnie: "I put a spell on you. And now you're mine. You can't stop the things I do I ain't lyin'." Dani: "No! No! Don't listen to them!" Winnie: "Been 300 years, right down to the day. Now the witch is back and there's hell to pay. I put a spell on you"

"I smell scrod. Scrod. You know. It's a bottom dweller. You cook it sometimes with lovely bread crumbs, little bit of margarine."

"It's me, Foxxy, Foxxy Cleopatra. Long time no see."

Winnie: "Why, why, why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?" Sarah: "Just lucky, I guess."

"I-- I-- I've got to have my book!"

Emily: "Thackery Binx, what took thee so long?" Thackery: "I'm sorry, Emily. I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle."

"I don't know what to say really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives all comes down to today. Either we heal as a team or we are going to crumble. Inch by inch play by play till we're finished. We are in hell right now, gentlemen believe me and we can stay here and get the shit kicked out ...

"I don't know what to say really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives all comes down to today. Either we heal as a team or we are going to crumble. Inch by inch play by play till we're finished. We are in hell right now, gentlemen believe me and we can stay here and get the shit kicked out ...

Jill: "They decided that they like you and they would like to put you on camera." Alison: "Really?!" Jill: "I know, I was so surprised too."

Alison: "I got a promotion." Peter: "Oh congratulations!" Alison: "Thank you." Peter: "Hey, maybe you can get your own place now." Alison: "Lets not get ahead of ourselves."

"Fuck you guys, I'm glad I'm not Jewish."

Alison: "I love your curly hair. Do you like use a product or anything." Ben: "No, I use Jew it's called."

"Whew, I just yakked something nasty. I feel way better though, I think that's like the secret."

"I love weed."

Optimus Prime: "My weapon specialist, Ironhide." Ironhide: "You feeling lucky punk." Optimus Prime: "Easy Ironhide." Ironhide: "Just kidding, I just wanted to show him my cannons."

"Jay, I am your stoner."

"I have like 900 bucks left so that should last me for like, I mean I'm not a mathematician, but like another 2 years or some shit."

"It was an accident that intertwined our fates."

"Bad Mojo! Ugh, this is gonna rust... "

"I smell you, boy!"

"I got you boy!"

Peter: "I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88." Ben: "Vroom!"

"If I can not defeat Megatron, you must push the cube into my chest. I will sacrifice myself to destroy it. Get behind me.

"It's a ninja weapon."

"Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck, it's dangerous."

"So, eh, what else is up with you guys? I'm just joking, lets have a baby,"

"Hey! Was that floatin' like a Cadillac or was that stingin' like a Beemer? I'm confused."

"This is it. My last offer. You buy one tire, I give you seven a snow tires for free! Done. You're interested, you call me. You know where I am."

Becky: [to Dante] "Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth." Randal Graves: [chuckling] "Heh. I knew it."

"Come on man, you know I only surf Transformers sites when chicks are around so they can see how cool I am."

"I'm not even going to point out the irony here."

"It's not very hygienic. That's all I'm gonna tell you."

"Dude I'm pretty sure your old lady wants to get me and you in a three way."

French: "I fucking know you, I know your family. You make one more drug deal with that idiot fucking cop magnet of a cousin of yours and I'll forget your grandmother was so nice to me. I'll cut your fucking nuts off. You under stand that? What are you drinking? Billy Costigan: "Cranberry Juice." French: "What is i...

"I smell a rat."

Colin Sullivan: "I'll stab someone with an ice pick if it gets me dinner with you." Madolyn: "Here, this is my card." Colin Sullivan: "Nah, I don't need that. I'm a detective. I'll find you". [elevator door begins to close; Colin reaches out] Colin Sullivan: "No, I'm just kidding, I need that."

"Come with me. I'm not the cops, I'm not asking you."

"Is this something I can't take care of personally?"

Colin Sullivan: "I can't wait to see you explain this one to a fucking Suffolk County jury you fucking cocksucker. This is gonna be fucking fun! " Colin Sullivan: "Just fucking kill me. Just fucking kill me." Billy Costigan: "I am killing you."

Cousin Sean: "You know... you know what you usually say at these moments?" Billy Costigan: "What? What?" Cousin Sean: "C'mon, man." Billy Costigan: "Aw, come on, you fucking moron. Come on. What, you want me to say it? Huh? I'm not a cop, alright? I'm your fucking cousin." "Cousin Sean: Yeah, you're bad! You corrup...

"You have an immaculate record. Some guys don't trust an immaculate record. I do. I have an immaculate record."

"You got a nice suit at home or do you like coming to work everyday dressed like you're goin' to invade Poland?"

"Who let this IRA motherfucker in my bar?"

I love my job I love my job I love my job.

Only when the first assistant hasn't decided to become an incubus of viral plague.

Andy: "I resent that." Christian: "You shouldn't, it's sexy."

"I will not dishonor myself, my unit, or the corp so that I can go home in 6 months!"

"It doesn't matter what I believe, it only matters what I can prove!"

"I represent the government of the United States without passion or prejudice."

"I have many men in my charge lieutenant, I write many reports."

"You're funny! I like you already."

"I just got this like 8 years ago."

"The only reason men start taking care of themselves is that they're getting someone to have sex with them. If it wasn't for that, they'd just sit at home in their own filth."

"Good job. Leave all the lights on for the invisible people."

Jack: "Hey Kenneth. You know how much I like to joke around, right?" Kenneth: "Not really Mr. Donaghy." Jack: "Well before when I told you I didn't want to come to you party I was just kidding. Isn't that a fantastic joke." Kenneth: "I don't understand what's happening."

"You listen to me Redzo. You either get on board or you're gonna wake up on that island with Phil Donahue and the electric car, you understand me. I made you what you are."

"I get so drunk."

"Mr. Jordan, I saw you steal my sink."

"And Ms. Lemon, I will have you know, that before last night, I had never, ever seen Grizz or Dotcom cry."

Jack: "I get it, this is a two way street. Alright Jerry, what NBC shows do you want to be digitally inserted in to?" Jerry: "I like Lost, is that you guys?" Jack: "Jerry, don't be difficult."

Jack: "I've been brainstorming all night. Here we go: #1: Kill Seinfeld. #2: Kill Seinfeld and kill myself. #3: Kill Seinfeld, flee to Svenborgia, then kill myself." Liz: "You know Jack, I'm not having the best day either." Jack: "#70: You seduce Seinfeld." Liz: "Now why is me seducing Seinfeld all the way at 70." J...

"I'm sure I'll come up with something at the 11th hour, I always do. Cause I'm just that good."

"I don't need societies permission to buy a white dress. I mean who says this is a wedding dress anyway. In Korea they wear white to funerals."

Liz: "I'm not over it and now I'm wearing this. What is the deal with my life." Jerry: "Are you imitating me?" Liz: "No, this is what I sound like when I cry." Jerry: "I think I'm a little insulted." Liz: "You're insulted, I'm crying."

"I got nothing."

Jack: "How was your weekend?" Jerry: "It's Thursday."

Jerry: "What the hell are you doing." Jack: "Oh god Jerry, I got nothing. I got nothing. You got to do this for me please. Oh god, I already sold the ad…" Jerry: "What is wrong with you people. What has happened to this network."

"Damn straight, I'm delightful."

"ICU81MI Hilarious!"

Kenneth: "Dotcom I have an idea..." Dotcom: "Well I don't know but it's worth a shot." Kenneth: "Are you even listening to me?!"

Jack: "Banks says that he can pin you." Devin: "Ok, well, you're too strong. Oh god, you're having your way with me. You're back is like a barrel of snakes. Oh god you doll. I think I love you. We're joking, it's all jokes."

"I'm ridiculous, I'm black, I may even be ugly. But dear God, I'm here, I'm here, and nothing can keep me from it!"

Jenna: "I'm keeping it." Liz: "What?" Jenna: "The fat. I've decided to keep it."

"I'm gonna kill you Kenneth the Page."

Jack: "Congratulations Tracy and welcome to the grown up world." Tracy: "Yeah, I don't have a daughter." Jack: "Let's have a casting session on Monday."

"I love Halo! I love Halo so much, I want to take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant."

Liz: "What kind of moron calls out sick and then comes to work to have a meeting?" Josh: "I get an NBC discount here." Liz: "IDIOT!"

"I love you guys. I love you so much, I wanna take you out behind the middle school and get you pregnant."

Steven: "I don't own a TV." Liz: "Really? What do you sit and look at?"

Liz: "You're honestly a really nice guy but I don't think we're a good match." Steven: "Yeah I know, I get it. It's because I'm black."

"I bow hunt polar bear. I once drove a rental car into the Hudson just to practice escaping, it's not public speaking. This is something about performing that I can't wrap my brain around."

"Once I set my mind to something I have to accomplish it. Ten years ago I was an inch and a half shorter than I am today, sheer will power. If I don't figure this thing out by Friday, then failure wins and that's not acceptable."

Jenna: "I hooked up with his boss." Liz: "Who Ron? That guy's an extra on the show!" Jenna: "No he said he was Jack's boss." Liz: "In the sketch, he doesn't even have a line."

Liz: "Okay fine, I'll do it, but I'm not gonna like it." Jack: "That's what your mom said to me last night. Booyeah."

"It was awesome. He was skating on stage and the little monkey was funny. I wanna see it again."

"Lemon, I date socialites, models, actresses, Liz Hurley in the 90's."

"And I lied. I have had five doughnuts today."

"So now it's a date. I thought I could never be your date Jack, I thought that no one would ever believe it because I'm so grotesque."

Angie: "And the other condition, I'm with him all the time. All he gets to do is work, eat, love on me and sleep. Isn't that right baby?" Tracy: "I'm whipped."

Tracy: "Angie got me up at 7:30 today. Did you know in the morning they have food, TV, almost everything. It's pretty good." Liz: "I did know that, yeah."

"Any weird sex stuff I should know about. You know what, don't tell me. I like to find that out on my own. I'm a watcher."

"And one about a Jewish guy who opens an ice-cream parlor. That one's called Ice-cream Cohen."

Floyd: "Hi, my name is Floyd and I'm an alcoholic." Group & Liz: "Hi Floyd." Floyd: "It's been four years since my last drink."

Jack: "Followship. Presented annually to the women, sorry person, who best exemplifies a follower." Liz: "I'm not a follower!" Jack: "It also comes with 10 grand." Liz: "I accept this proudly on behalf of followers everywhere."

"Ah! Oh god it hurts!"

Grizz: "Dog fighting?!" Tracy: "I know it's repulsive and hideous. But it's the only thing Jack Donaghy told me I can not do."

Rosemary: "Does everyone still do blow in Joe Garagiola's office?" Liz: "Which one is blow? Is that cocaine?"

"We get Josh in black face, right. And then we get Tracy to call him a nigger."

"I am not racist, I love black men! I love you, this is fantastic! Let's get dessert. Death by chocolate!"

Steven: "Will there be a gift bag?" Liz: "Probably." Steven: "Well, you can have everything in it. Because, I collect Tote bags."

"Good God Lemon! You shot a Black! No no no no, it's cool, that's his last name."

Floyd: "Not super appropriate in the workplace." Liz: "Nah, it's only inappropriate when it's ugly people."

"Jack has given me absolute power. I am the decider."

Eddie: "What's great is you can do anything, anything and as long as you go to confession, it's forgiven." Tracy: "I'm Irish Catholic."

"Lemon, the purpose of these cuts is to be more efficient so we make more money. And the people who tell me if I'm making more money are called accountants. And if I don't have any accountants..."

Jack: "I was impressed by how you take a punch Lemon." Liz: "I played dead for the worst of it, but it didn't fool your family." Jack: "Sure didn't."

"See I can screw up now and then just go to confession. No longer do I have to throw my parties in International waters."

Jack: "Tracy, we're going to do this together. You've got to get into therapy." Tracy: "I don't need therapy! I'm just mentally ill."

Liz: "And when you rehearse, Jenna would really like it, I would like it too if you would read exactly what's on the cue card. It's making everybody crazy." Tracy: "Can't do it, I'm an improviser."

"I only act out because I want your love. Dynamite!"

"Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan, I'm black NBC, very proud! Like peacocks, right Janet?"

"I can't read Liz Lemon! My shameful secret is out. Now you know why I'm always runnin into the ladies bathroom."

"I can't read! I sign my name with an X. I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent. I think I voted to Nader. Nader!!"

"This isn't over between us Maroney, you're in it now."

Jack: "Right, I just need the first word." Assistant: "Product." Jack: "What's the second word?" Assistant: "Integration." Jack: "Okay I knew that. If I ask for the line again, don't tell me."

Jack: "Line?" Assistant: "Product integration." Jack: "I told you don't give me the line when I ask for the line. (Cut noise) I got, I got it. (Cut noise) Can we get a do-over there. (Cut noise) Let's go again can we? (Cut noise) What? (Cut noise and beep to mask his swearing) What is it?"

Man: "Look, up in the sky! It's a bird!" Woman: "It's a plane!" 2nd Man: "It's Superman!"

"Willie: "Well there's plenty to keep you occupied, we've got magazines, this is a jigsaw puzzle." Alf: "It's broken." Willie: "That's the object, you're supposed to put it together." Alf: "Why? I didn't break it!" Willie: "Here's your favorite comic book, Shauna Mistress of the Universe." Alf: "I don't want Shauna,...

"I'm Russian. I'm strong and beautiful, we're tough and I don't work out. I'm just simply blessed like our Soviet ancestors."

Ben: "I feel very strongly that Mandy Lynn has a certain spirit that is very unusual." Mandy: "Thank you, he he." Mary: "You feel very strongly about Mandy Lynn?" Ben: "I like her." Mary: "Mandy Lynn, you can return."

"I'm here for one simple reason: to prove people that models aren't stupid, we're well traveled, we speak 5, 6 languages and we have an unbelievable idea of what's going on around us."

"What the hell. I'm Russian, I can't spell shit."

"And I'm like, alright they're giving this to me because of my lips. And I'm like, you know what it's not collagen, it's silicone."

Mary: "Mandy Lynn, Ben saved you last night but tonight you're here because of me." Mandy: "Thank you so much." Mary: "I'm putting my credibility on the line by having you here, but I see potential in you Mandy Lynn and I want to work with you."

"I want to be America's most smartest model. Heh heh!"

Kenneth: "You used me?" Jack: "For television. Kenneth, I humiliated you for television." Kenneth: "Like in What's Happening when that man used Rerun to bootleg that Doobie Brothers concert."

Meatwad: "It smells to me like perfume." Master Shake: "What did I just tell you? I was not put on this Earth to listen to meat. Frylock, were you?" Frylock: "It is perfume."

Master Shake: "Then it must be...uh.. Dracula!" Meatwad: "Dracula?!" Master Shake: "It is Dracula!" Frylock: "Yeah, no. It's not Dracula." Meatwad: "The blood drinker?!" Master Shake: "Oh, yeah Meatwad. That bloodsucker would eat a meatman like you. That's a no brainer. They crave that..stuff."

"I hope he can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can."