I wish I could take back

"Your Honor not a day goes by that I don't wish I could take back what I did. Sure, I was desperate, like a lot of people back then but that don't change what I did."

I'm insulted

"You're taller than you look in the tabloids, Mr. Wayne. No gun? I'm insulted."

I'm not afraid of you

Bruce: "I'm not afraid of you." Falcone: "Because you think you got nothing to lose. But you haven't thought it through. You haven't thought about your lady friend in the DA's office. You haven't thought about your old butler. Bang!"

I will go back to Gotham

"I will go back to Gotham and I will fight men like this but I will not become an executioner."

I scratch your back

"Hey, I scratch your back, you scratch mine, doc."

Into their own hands

"No one takes the law into their own hands in my city. Understand?"

I have kids

Falafel Vendor: "Flass, I have kids to feed." Flass: "What, they don't like falafel?"

I am firing you

"I'm merging your department with Archives. And I am firing you. Didn't you get the memo?"

I brought mine

Gordon: "I'll get my car." Batman: "I brought mine." Gordon: "Yours?"

It's a black…tank

Officer 2: "He is in a vehicle." Dispatcher: "Make and color?" Officer 2: "It's a black...tank."

I'm a scientist

"My name is Hans Zarkov. I'm a scientist."

I want him

"Don't kill him yet, Father. I want him. Give him to me."

I refuse

"Really, Aura. Your appetites are too dangerous. I refuse."

It's tears

Aura: "Look! Water is leaking from her eyes." Emperor Ming: "It's what they call tears, a sign of their weakness."

I won't look

"Don't worry, l won't look."

I like you

"l like you a lot."

Its my fault

Dr. Zarkov: "You're it's my fault Earth is being destroyed?" Emperor Ming: "Precisely, Doctor. I thought it might amuse you to know this, before your mind is gone."

I wont tell

"Listen, we're all girls here, l won't tell. Just one sip."

I love initiations

"l love initiations."

In my larder

"I'll keep him for you all right! In my larder. Take him, along with the rest of the hanging meat."

It armored me

Dr. Zarkov: "But do you know why it really failed ?" Dale: "I can't imagine." Dr. Zarkov: "As I was going under, I started to recite Shakespeare, the Talmud, the formulas of Einstein, anything l could remember, even a song from The Beatles. It armored me, girl. They couldn't wipe those things away. You can't beat th...

I have prisoners

"Call the Emperor. Tell him l have prisoners."

I'll not kill you

"l swear by the great God Arbor I'll not kill you. Unless you beg me to."

I hunt him alone

"Leave him! He's mine. l hunt him alone."

I died taking a shit

"Please don't tell my kids I died taking a shit."

I want that gold!

"Let's get that gold. I want that gold!"

I'll kill you

Glen: "Not me, if I ever see either of you two guys again, I'll kill you." Phil: "Glen!" Mitch: "Will you shut up!"

I'm Duke

"I'm not Curly. I'm Duke." Mitch: "Duke?" Duke: "Curly was my brother."

I'm divorced

"I'm divorced. By this time next week I will be having a romantic candle lit dinner with Phil."

I'm with a musical

Mitch: "The guys and I were wondering if you'd like to come back to our place and, you know, maybe we can all…" Duke: "All what?" Mitch: "Hug." Duke: "Holy God, I'm up here with a god damn musical."

I found the gold

"I found the gold. It's mine I tell ya, it's mine, it's all my gold. We don't have to show him no stinking badges. I found the gold! Yahoo!"

I counted six

Bruce: "Actually, there were seven of them." Ducard: "I counted six, Mr. Wayne."

I can barely stand

Ducard: "Are you ready to begin?" Bruce: "I can... I can barely stand." Ducard: "Death does not wait for you to be ready! Death is not considerate or fair! And make no mistake, here you face death."

It was your father's

"Your parents' death was not your fault. It was your father's."

Impossible anger

"That impossible anger strangling the grief until the memory of your loved one is just poison in your veins. And one day, you catch yourself wishing the person you loved had never existed so you'd be spared your pain."

Is a mausoleum

"This place is a mausoleum. If I have my way, I'll pull the damn thing down brick by brick."

It's just me

Optimus Prime: "It's you and me, Megatron." Megatron: "No, it's just me, Prime."

I owe you my life

"Sam I owe you my life. We are in your debt."

I wish to stay

Bumblebee: "I wish to stay with the boy." Optimus Prime: "If that is his choice."

It can't be personal

"Well, we both care for Rachel, but what you're doing has to be beyond that. It can't be personal, or you're just a vigilante."

I watched him die

"You're not Ra's al Ghul. I watched him die."

It ends here

Batman: "It ends here." Ducard: "For you and the police, maybe. My fight, however, lies with the rest of Gotham. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a city to destroy."

I got another job

Earle: "Fox, I seem to remember firing you." Fox: "You did. I got another job. Yours."

Improving the foundation

Alfred: "I thought this might be a good opportunity for improving the foundations." Bruce: "In the southeast corner?" Alfred: "Precisely, sir."

I'm bored

"Klytus, I'm bored."

I'm the owner

Earle: "What makes you think you can decide who's running Wayne Enterprises?" Bruce: "The fact that I'm the owner." Earle: "What are you talking about? The company went public a week ago.: Bruce: "And I bought most of the shares. Through various charitable foundations and trusts and so forth. Look, it's all a bit te...

I like to play

Klytus: "Most effective, Your Majesty. Will you destroy this Earth?" Emperor Ming: "Later. l like to play with things awhile...before annihilation."

It's an attack

Doctor Hans Zarkov: "What do you find? The moon out of orbit?" Munson: "By more than 12 degrees. This must be some sort of mistake." Doctor Hans Zarkov: "No, it's no mistake... IT'S AN ATTACK! I've been right all these years!"

I'll shoot

"I swear, Munson, I'll shoot!"

I'm terrific

Flash: "Dale, you all right?" Dale: "I'm terrific."

I estimate

"The attack has begun. I estimate we have eleven days before our moon crashes down and destroys us."

Ice Jewel of Frigia

Prince Vultran: "The fabled Ice Jewel of Frigia. We seized it in battle from the royal crypt." Prince Barin: "Stop! The Ice Jewel is our tribute, not Vultan's. Vultan stole it while we were burying our dead in Frigia." Prince Vultran: "Liar!"

I love you

"Flash! l love you."

If you kill me

"Promise me if you kill me, you'll team up with Vultan and fight Ming."

I am beautiful

"I am beautiful! Boys will love me!"

Imperial Lander

"Prepare my Imperial Lander."

I've got plans

Emperor Ming: "I've got other plans for you." Flash: "l can imagine."

I'm lost

"I'm lost Aura. Nothing can save me now."

Imperial Rocket Attack 1


Impetuous boy

"Impetuous boy."

Imperial Rocket Attack 2


I take responsibility

"l take responsibility, in the Emperor's name."

It is but water

Winnie: "It is but water!" Mary: "Huh? Most refreshing." Sarah: "Ahh. It is." Winnie: "You idiot!" Sarah: "Ahhh!" Winnie: "The boy has tricked us! And he's stolen the book!" Sarah: "Ahhh!"

I'll be thy friend

"Brave little virgin who lit the candle. I'll be thy friend."

I'd be there

"Because of me my little sister's life was stolen. For years I waited for my life to end so I could be reunited with my family. But Winifred's curse of immortality kept me alive. Then one day I figured out what to do with my eternal life. Now, I'd failed Emily, but I wouldn't fail again. When Winifred and her sister...

I'll have your guts

"I'll have your guts for garters, girl! Confound you!"

I call it a bus

Winnie: "Tell me, friend, what is this contraption?" Bus Driver: "I call it... a bus." Winnie: "A bus." Mary: "A bus?" Winnie: "And its purpose?" Bus Driver: "To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves to your most forbidden desires."

Instant ice pack

"Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm! I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever! Yeow!"

I plague thee

"Master, I plague thee. What about the book?"

I'm Number 3

Number 3: "Hi, I'm number 3." Austin: "Woah!"

I put a spell on you

Winnie: "I put a spell on you. And now you're mine. You can't stop the things I do I ain't lyin'." Dani: "No! No! Don't listen to them!" Winnie: "Been 300 years, right down to the day. Now the witch is back and there's hell to pay. I put a spell on you"

I smell scrod

"I smell scrod. Scrod. You know. It's a bottom dweller. You cook it sometimes with lovely bread crumbs, little bit of margarine."

It's me Foxxy

"It's me, Foxxy, Foxxy Cleopatra. Long time no see."

Idiot sisters

Winnie: "Why, why, why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?" Sarah: "Just lucky, I guess."

I've got to have my book

"I-- I-- I've got to have my book!"

I'm sorry, Emily

Emily: "Thackery Binx, what took thee so long?" Thackery: "I'm sorry, Emily. I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle."

Inch by inch play by play

"I don't know what to say really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives all comes down to today. Either we heal as a team or we are going to crumble. Inch by inch play by play till we're finished. We are in hell right now, gentlemen believe me and we can stay here and get the shit kicked out ...

Inch by inch speech(Full)

"I don't know what to say really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives all comes down to today. Either we heal as a team or we are going to crumble. Inch by inch play by play till we're finished. We are in hell right now, gentlemen believe me and we can stay here and get the shit kicked out ...

I was surprised too

Jill: "They decided that they like you and they would like to put you on camera." Alison: "Really?!" Jill: "I know, I was so surprised too."

I got a promotion

Alison: "I got a promotion." Peter: "Oh congratulations!" Alison: "Thank you." Peter: "Hey, maybe you can get your own place now." Alison: "Lets not get ahead of ourselves."

I'm not Jewish

"Fuck you guys, I'm glad I'm not Jewish."

I use Jew

Alison: "I love your curly hair. Do you like use a product or anything." Ben: "No, I use Jew it's called."

I just yakked

"Whew, I just yakked something nasty. I feel way better though, I think that's like the secret."

I love weed

"I love weed."

Ironhide Introduction

Optimus Prime: "My weapon specialist, Ironhide." Ironhide: "You feeling lucky punk." Optimus Prime: "Easy Ironhide." Ironhide: "Just kidding, I just wanted to show him my cannons."

I am your stoner

"Jay, I am your stoner."

I'm not a mathematician

"I have like 900 bucks left so that should last me for like, I mean I'm not a mathematician, but like another 2 years or some shit."

Intertwined our fates

"It was an accident that intertwined our fates."

It's gonna rust

"Bad Mojo! Ugh, this is gonna rust... "

I smell you

"I smell you, boy!"

I got you boy

"I got you boy!"

In my DeLorean

Peter: "I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88." Ben: "Vroom!"

I will sacrifice myself

"If I can not defeat Megatron, you must push the cube into my chest. I will sacrifice myself to destroy it. Get behind me.

It's a ninja weapon

"It's a ninja weapon."

It's dangerous

"Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck, it's dangerous."

I'm just kidding

"So, eh, what else is up with you guys? I'm just joking, lets have a baby,"

I'm Confused

"Hey! Was that floatin' like a Cadillac or was that stingin' like a Beemer? I'm confused."

I Give You Seven a Snow Tires

"This is it. My last offer. You buy one tire, I give you seven a snow tires for free! Done. You're interested, you call me. You know where I am."

In the heat of the moment

Becky: [to Dante] "Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth." Randal Graves: [chuckling] "Heh. I knew it."


I only surf Transformers sites when chicks are around

"Come on man, you know I only surf Transformers sites when chicks are around so they can see how cool I am."

Irony here

"I'm not even going to point out the irony here."

It's not very hygienic

"It's not very hygienic. That's all I'm gonna tell you."

I'm pretty sure your old lady

"Dude I'm pretty sure your old lady wants to get me and you in a three way."

Idiot Fucking Cop Magnet Cousin

French: "I fucking know you, I know your family. You make one more drug deal with that idiot fucking cop magnet of a cousin of yours and I'll forget your grandmother was so nice to me. I'll cut your fucking nuts off. You under stand that? What are you drinking? Billy Costigan: "Cranberry Juice." French: "What is i...

I Smell a Rat

"I smell a rat."

I'm a Detective, I'll Find You

Colin Sullivan: "I'll stab someone with an ice pick if it gets me dinner with you." Madolyn: "Here, this is my card." Colin Sullivan: "Nah, I don't need that. I'm a detective. I'll find you". [elevator door begins to close; Colin reaches out] Colin Sullivan: "No, I'm just kidding, I need that."

I'm Not the cops

"Come with me. I'm not the cops, I'm not asking you."

I Can't do Personally

"Is this something I can't take care of personally?"

I am Killing You

Colin Sullivan: "I can't wait to see you explain this one to a fucking Suffolk County jury you fucking cocksucker. This is gonna be fucking fun! " Colin Sullivan: "Just fucking kill me. Just fucking kill me." Billy Costigan: "I am killing you."

I'm your Cousin

Cousin Sean: "You know... you know what you usually say at these moments?" Billy Costigan: "What? What?" Cousin Sean: "C'mon, man." Billy Costigan: "Aw, come on, you fucking moron. Come on. What, you want me to say it? Huh? I'm not a cop, alright? I'm your fucking cousin." "Cousin Sean: Yeah, you're bad! You corrup...

Immaculate Record

"You have an immaculate record. Some guys don't trust an immaculate record. I do. I have an immaculate record."

Invade Poland

"You got a nice suit at home or do you like coming to work everyday dressed like you're goin' to invade Poland?"

IRA Motherfucker in my Bar

"Who let this IRA motherfucker in my bar?"

I Love My Job

I love my job I love my job I love my job.

Incubus Of Viral Plague

Only when the first assistant hasn't decided to become an incubus of viral plague.

I Resent That

Andy: "I resent that." Christian: "You shouldn't, it's sexy."

I Will Not Dishonor Myself

"I will not dishonor myself, my unit, or the corp so that I can go home in 6 months!"

It Only Matters What I Can Prove

"It doesn't matter what I believe, it only matters what I can prove!"

I Represent the Government of the United States

"I represent the government of the United States without passion or prejudice."

I Have Many Men in my Charge

"I have many men in my charge lieutenant, I write many reports."

I Like You Already

"You're funny! I like you already."

I just got this

"I just got this like 8 years ago."

In their own filth

"The only reason men start taking care of themselves is that they're getting someone to have sex with them. If it wasn't for that, they'd just sit at home in their own filth."

Invisible people

"Good job. Leave all the lights on for the invisible people."

I was joking

Jack: "Hey Kenneth. You know how much I like to joke around, right?" Kenneth: "Not really Mr. Donaghy." Jack: "Well before when I told you I didn't want to come to you party I was just kidding. Isn't that a fantastic joke." Kenneth: "I don't understand what's happening."

I made you what you are

"You listen to me Redzo. You either get on board or you're gonna wake up on that island with Phil Donahue and the electric car, you understand me. I made you what you are."

I get so drunk

"I get so drunk."

I saw you

"Mr. Jordan, I saw you steal my sink."

I had never seen

"And Ms. Lemon, I will have you know, that before last night, I had never, ever seen Grizz or Dotcom cry."

I like Lost

Jack: "I get it, this is a two way street. Alright Jerry, what NBC shows do you want to be digitally inserted in to?" Jerry: "I like Lost, is that you guys?" Jack: "Jerry, don't be difficult."

I've been brainstorming

Jack: "I've been brainstorming all night. Here we go: #1: Kill Seinfeld. #2: Kill Seinfeld and kill myself. #3: Kill Seinfeld, flee to Svenborgia, then kill myself." Liz: "You know Jack, I'm not having the best day either." Jack: "#70: You seduce Seinfeld." Liz: "Now why is me seducing Seinfeld all the way at 70." J...

I'm just that good

"I'm sure I'll come up with something at the 11th hour, I always do. Cause I'm just that good."

In Korea

"I don't need societies permission to buy a white dress. I mean who says this is a wedding dress anyway. In Korea they wear white to funerals."

Imitating me

Liz: "I'm not over it and now I'm wearing this. What is the deal with my life." Jerry: "Are you imitating me?" Liz: "No, this is what I sound like when I cry." Jerry: "I think I'm a little insulted." Liz: "You're insulted, I'm crying."

I got nothing

"I got nothing."

It's Thursday

Jack: "How was your weekend?" Jerry: "It's Thursday."

I got nothing

Jerry: "What the hell are you doing." Jack: "Oh god Jerry, I got nothing. I got nothing. You got to do this for me please. Oh god, I already sold the ad…" Jerry: "What is wrong with you people. What has happened to this network."

I'm delightful

"Damn straight, I'm delightful."


"ICU81MI Hilarious!"

I have an idea

Kenneth: "Dotcom I have an idea..." Dotcom: "Well I don't know but it's worth a shot." Kenneth: "Are you even listening to me?!"

I think I love you

Jack: "Banks says that he can pin you." Devin: "Ok, well, you're too strong. Oh god, you're having your way with me. You're back is like a barrel of snakes. Oh god you doll. I think I love you. We're joking, it's all jokes."

I'm ridiculous, I'm black

"I'm ridiculous, I'm black, I may even be ugly. But dear God, I'm here, I'm here, and nothing can keep me from it!"

I'm keeping it

Jenna: "I'm keeping it." Liz: "What?" Jenna: "The fat. I've decided to keep it."

I'm gonna kill you

"I'm gonna kill you Kenneth the Page."

I don't have a daughter

Jack: "Congratulations Tracy and welcome to the grown up world." Tracy: "Yeah, I don't have a daughter." Jack: "Let's have a casting session on Monday."

I love Halo

"I love Halo! I love Halo so much, I want to take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant."

I get an NBC discount

Liz: "What kind of moron calls out sick and then comes to work to have a meeting?" Josh: "I get an NBC discount here." Liz: "IDIOT!"

I love you guys

"I love you guys. I love you so much, I wanna take you out behind the middle school and get you pregnant."

I don't own a TV

Steven: "I don't own a TV." Liz: "Really? What do you sit and look at?"

It's because I'm black

Liz: "You're honestly a really nice guy but I don't think we're a good match." Steven: "Yeah I know, I get it. It's because I'm black."

I bow hunt polar bears

"I bow hunt polar bear. I once drove a rental car into the Hudson just to practice escaping, it's not public speaking. This is something about performing that I can't wrap my brain around."

Inch and a half shorter

"Once I set my mind to something I have to accomplish it. Ten years ago I was an inch and a half shorter than I am today, sheer will power. If I don't figure this thing out by Friday, then failure wins and that's not acceptable."

I hooked up with his boss

Jenna: "I hooked up with his boss." Liz: "Who Ron? That guy's an extra on the show!" Jenna: "No he said he was Jack's boss." Liz: "In the sketch, he doesn't even have a line."

I'll do it but not gonna like it

Liz: "Okay fine, I'll do it, but I'm not gonna like it." Jack: "That's what your mom said to me last night. Booyeah."

It was awesome

"It was awesome. He was skating on stage and the little monkey was funny. I wanna see it again."

I date socialites

"Lemon, I date socialites, models, actresses, Liz Hurley in the 90's."

I've had five doughnuts today

"And I lied. I have had five doughnuts today."

I'm so grotesque

"So now it's a date. I thought I could never be your date Jack, I thought that no one would ever believe it because I'm so grotesque."

I'm whipped

Angie: "And the other condition, I'm with him all the time. All he gets to do is work, eat, love on me and sleep. Isn't that right baby?" Tracy: "I'm whipped."

In the morning…

Tracy: "Angie got me up at 7:30 today. Did you know in the morning they have food, TV, almost everything. It's pretty good." Liz: "I did know that, yeah."

I'm a watcher

"Any weird sex stuff I should know about. You know what, don't tell me. I like to find that out on my own. I'm a watcher."

Ice-cream Cohen

"And one about a Jewish guy who opens an ice-cream parlor. That one's called Ice-cream Cohen."

I'm an alcoholic

Floyd: "Hi, my name is Floyd and I'm an alcoholic." Group & Liz: "Hi Floyd." Floyd: "It's been four years since my last drink."

I'm not a follower

Jack: "Followship. Presented annually to the women, sorry person, who best exemplifies a follower." Liz: "I'm not a follower!" Jack: "It also comes with 10 grand." Liz: "I accept this proudly on behalf of followers everywhere."

It hurts

"Ah! Oh god it hurts!"

It's repulsive

Grizz: "Dog fighting?!" Tracy: "I know it's repulsive and hideous. But it's the only thing Jack Donaghy told me I can not do."

Is that cocaine

Rosemary: "Does everyone still do blow in Joe Garagiola's office?" Liz: "Which one is blow? Is that cocaine?"

In black face

"We get Josh in black face, right. And then we get Tracy to call him a nigger."

I am not racist

"I am not racist, I love black men! I love you, this is fantastic! Let's get dessert. Death by chocolate!"

I collect Tote bags

Steven: "Will there be a gift bag?" Liz: "Probably." Steven: "Well, you can have everything in it. Because, I collect Tote bags."

It's cool, it's his last name

"Good God Lemon! You shot a Black! No no no no, it's cool, that's his last name."

Inappropriate when it's ugly people

Floyd: "Not super appropriate in the workplace." Liz: "Nah, it's only inappropriate when it's ugly people."

I am the decider

"Jack has given me absolute power. I am the decider."

I'm Irish Catholic

Eddie: "What's great is you can do anything, anything and as long as you go to confession, it's forgiven." Tracy: "I'm Irish Catholic."

If I don't have any accountants

"Lemon, the purpose of these cuts is to be more efficient so we make more money. And the people who tell me if I'm making more money are called accountants. And if I don't have any accountants..."

Impressed by taking a punch

Jack: "I was impressed by how you take a punch Lemon." Liz: "I played dead for the worst of it, but it didn't fool your family." Jack: "Sure didn't."

International waters

"See I can screw up now and then just go to confession. No longer do I have to throw my parties in International waters."

I'm just mentally ill

Jack: "Tracy, we're going to do this together. You've got to get into therapy." Tracy: "I don't need therapy! I'm just mentally ill."

I'm an improviser

Liz: "And when you rehearse, Jenna would really like it, I would like it too if you would read exactly what's on the cue card. It's making everybody crazy." Tracy: "Can't do it, I'm an improviser."

I want your love

"I only act out because I want your love. Dynamite!"

I'm black NBC, very proud

"Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan, I'm black NBC, very proud! Like peacocks, right Janet?"

I can't read Liz Lemon

"I can't read Liz Lemon! My shameful secret is out. Now you know why I'm always runnin into the ladies bathroom."

I sign my name with an X

"I can't read! I sign my name with an X. I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent. I think I voted to Nader. Nader!!"

Isn't over

"This isn't over between us Maroney, you're in it now."

I just need the first word

Jack: "Right, I just need the first word." Assistant: "Product." Jack: "What's the second word?" Assistant: "Integration." Jack: "Okay I knew that. If I ask for the line again, don't tell me."

I told you don't give me the line

Jack: "Line?" Assistant: "Product integration." Jack: "I told you don't give me the line when I ask for the line. (Cut noise) I got, I got it. (Cut noise) Can we get a do-over there. (Cut noise) Let's go again can we? (Cut noise) What? (Cut noise and beep to mask his swearing) What is it?"

It's a Bird, It's a Plane

Man: "Look, up in the sky! It's a bird!" Woman: "It's a plane!" 2nd Man: "It's Superman!"

It's broken

"Willie: "Well there's plenty to keep you occupied, we've got magazines, this is a jigsaw puzzle." Alf: "It's broken." Willie: "That's the object, you're supposed to put it together." Alf: "Why? I didn't break it!" Willie: "Here's your favorite comic book, Shauna Mistress of the Universe." Alf: "I don't want Shauna,...

I'm Russian

"I'm Russian. I'm strong and beautiful, we're tough and I don't work out. I'm just simply blessed like our Soviet ancestors."

I like her

Ben: "I feel very strongly that Mandy Lynn has a certain spirit that is very unusual." Mandy: "Thank you, he he." Mary: "You feel very strongly about Mandy Lynn?" Ben: "I like her." Mary: "Mandy Lynn, you can return."

I'm here for one reason

"I'm here for one simple reason: to prove people that models aren't stupid, we're well traveled, we speak 5, 6 languages and we have an unbelievable idea of what's going on around us."

I can't spell shit

"What the hell. I'm Russian, I can't spell shit."

It's silicone

"And I'm like, alright they're giving this to me because of my lips. And I'm like, you know what it's not collagen, it's silicone."

I saved you

Mary: "Mandy Lynn, Ben saved you last night but tonight you're here because of me." Mandy: "Thank you so much." Mary: "I'm putting my credibility on the line by having you here, but I see potential in you Mandy Lynn and I want to work with you."

I want to be…

"I want to be America's most smartest model. Heh heh!"

I humiliated you for television

Kenneth: "You used me?" Jack: "For television. Kenneth, I humiliated you for television." Kenneth: "Like in What's Happening when that man used Rerun to bootleg that Doobie Brothers concert."

It is Perfume

Meatwad: "It smells to me like perfume." Master Shake: "What did I just tell you? I was not put on this Earth to listen to meat. Frylock, were you?" Frylock: "It is perfume."

Its Not Dracula

Master Shake: "Then it must be...uh.. Dracula!" Meatwad: "Dracula?!" Master Shake: "It is Dracula!" Frylock: "Yeah, no. It's not Dracula." Meatwad: "The blood drinker?!" Master Shake: "Oh, yeah Meatwad. That bloodsucker would eat a meatman like you. That's a no brainer. They crave that..stuff."

I Hope He Can See This

"I hope he can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can."