"I wish I could do a newscast like yours — boy, your language, young man!"

"I can see my reflection perfectly in the camera."

"I just never said no to anyone, well anyone that was good looking."

"What I love about Allie, I like your little petit boobs. Those are nice."

"I've always cheated on girls because I never want to get fucked over first. So I'm going to fuck them over before I get fucked over."

"Tonight on Is She Really Going Out With Him?"

"I think he stinks. I’m a Jay Leno fan."

"Is someone making jokes about his child? Especially, you know when he had a daughter out of wedlock himself."

"I only watch Fox News Channel."

"I hate it, but I love it."

"It's Kenpo X"

"If you can eliminate that mind set that I can't. I can't do pull ups. Forget I can't say I presently struggle with."

"I can do things at my age at 45 not because I can do a bunch of pull ups, it's because I do yoga."

Doctor: Are you going to be in there when she delivers? Mother: You know… Doctor: Have you talked about that? Mother: I am not real good in medical situations. Daughter: I plan on not breast feeding. I prefer not to do that. Doctor: I would say, gosh, if you could nurse for a week, 2 weeks, for as long as you could ...

"You know where I stand in this in this great divide. I’m a big fat geek."

"I'll do it, I'll blow up my ship."

"I have something else for you to wear."

"I will not allow you to lecture me."

"I like this ship - it's exciting."

"And I told him you know what, no I don't need to respect you. I don't respect you. And that's when I made the split second decision that I was going to say what I thought was the worst possible thing that thug would ever want to hear."

"We did have an event today I don't know the reason for this accident."

"We haven't really known where we were going, but we've been dealing with this a long time. A slow progression that has not popped up one day, it has not been a secret."

Rosalie: "The entire family will be implicated if this ends badly." Bella: "Badly as in...I would become the meal."

"I'm the one with the wicked curveball."

"I'm strong enough to kill you."

"I always wanted to try one thing. Just stay very still."

Edward: "I'm not gonna end you life for you." Bella: "I'm dying already. Every second I get closer, older." Edward: "That's the way it's supposed to be."

Bella: "No bed?" Edward: "Uh, no, I don't, I don't sleep." Bella: "Ever?" Edward: "No, not at all."

"I like watching you sleep. It's kinda, kinda fascinating to me."

"If the Iranian government seeks the respect of the international community, it must respect those rights, and heed the will of its own people. It must govern through consent, not coercion. That is what Iran’s own people are calling for, and the Iranian people will ultimately judge the actions of their own governmen...

"Like energy, this is legislation that will be paid for. It will not add to our deficits over the next decade. We will find the money through savings and efficiencies within the health care system – some of which we’ve already announced."

"I loved the challenge of trying to hold down a little boy while Johnny fucked his tiny penis."

Optimus Prime: "I'm here for your help Sam." Sam: "Gimme one day in college."

"It's not over."

"I am not our father."

"Acting Captain's log Stardate 2258.42. We have had no word from Captain Pike. I therefore classify him a hostage of the war criminal known as Nero. Nero who has destroyed my home planet and most of its 6 billion inhabitants. While the essence of our culture has been saved in the elders who now reside on this ship. ...

Kirk: "I'm coming with you." Spock: "I would site regulation but I know you would simply ignore it." Kirk: "See, we are getting to know each other."

Nero: "Your species is weaker than I expected. You can't even speak. What?" Kirk: "I got your gun."

"I know your face from reverse history."

Kirk: "I relieve you sir." Captain Pike: "I am relieved."

Spock: "Of course I did." Kirk: "So are you afraid or aren't you?" Spock: "I will not allow you to lecture me about the merits of emotion. Kirk: "Then why don't you stop me." Spock: "Step away from me." Kirk: "What is it like not to feel anger or heart break or the need to stop at nothing to avenge the death of the ...

Bones: "I may throw up on you." Kirk: "I think these things are pretty safe." Bones: "Don't panter to me kid. One tiny crack in the wall and our blood boils in 13 seconds."

Kirk: "You say that I have to emotionally compromise you guys." Spock Prime: "Jim, I just lost my planet, I can tell you, I am emotionally compromised. What you must do is get me to show it."

Spock Prime: "James T. Kirk." Kirk: "Excuse me?" Spock Prime: "How did you find me?" Kirk: "How'd you know my name?" Spock Prime: "I have been and always shall be your friend." Kirk: "Look, I don't know you. Spock Prime: "I am Spock."

Captain Pike: "Lieutenant, where is Helmsman McKenna." Sulu: "He has long worms sir. He couldn't report to his post. I'm Ikono Sulu." Captain Pike: "And you are a pilot, right?" Sulu: "Very much so sir. I'm not sure what's wrong here." Captain Pike: "Is the parking break on." Sulu: "Uh no, I'll figure it out." Spo...

"Dammit man, I'm a doctor, not a physicist."

Scotty: "I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the ajacent planet in the same system, which is easy by the way. I could do it with a lifeform. So I tested it on admiral prized beagle." Krik: "I know that dog. What happened to it?" Scotty: "I'll tell you when it reappears. I don't know...

Spock: "I can confirm his telemetry. If Mr. Sulu is able to manuever us into position I can beam aboard Nero's ship, steal back the black hole device and if possible bring back Captain Pike." Kirk: "I won't allow you to do that Mr. Spock." Spock: "Romulans and Volcans share a common ancestry. Our cultural similariti...

"But in terms of the economy coming back, it takes a while. There were a lot of excesses to be rung out and that process is still underway and it looks to me like it will be under way for quite a while."

"Well I don't worry about deflation at all."

"So the bottom line is this; I've been unfaithful to my wife."

"I developed a relationship which started as a dear, dear friend from Argentina…it began very innocently, as I suspect these things do. Just a casual e-mail back and forth in advice of one's life there and advice here. But here, recently over this last year developed into something much more than that."

"And as a consequence I hurt her, I hurt you all, I hurt my wife, I hurt my boys, I hurt friends like Tom Davis, I hurt a lot of different folks. And all I can say is I apologize."

I’m going to resign as Chairman of the Republican Governor Association, I’m going to tender my resignation. One because I think it’s the appropriate thing to do given other governors across this nation and my role as Chairman of the RGA and two frankly just in the stand point of time.

"But the hesitation, there's the touch; he doesn’t even know he's behind him. It's a surprise. But as any defender knows, you're told to clear that ball under pressure."

"I can do it myself asshole!"

"I'm too drunk to walk so carry me to my room."

John: "Sanjay Collins." Jeremy: "Chuck Vindaloo." John: "James O'Toole." Jeremy: "Bobby Bouche." John: "I'm ready to get drunk."

"John, I was first of all state. I can put the ball wherever I want to. I'll make it rain out here."

Jeremy: "I feel so tiny in your arms." Girl: "Really? How tall are you?" Jeremy: "6'5" but I feel like I'm 4 feet."

Kid: "I just want a bicycle." Jeremy: "Why, why are you yelling at me?" Kid: "Whatever, make me a bicycle clown."

"Claire shes you know whatever. I don't know. She's saving world one maladjusted kid at a time but that'll all change when we're married cause I want a wife, I don't want a fuckin martyr right."

I'll be in my room painting...homo things.

"My name is Lt. Aldo Raine. And I need me 8 soldiers."

Man: "They're extraditing you." John: "Where to?" Man: "Indiana." John: "Why? I have absolutely nothing I want to do in Indiana."

"I like baseball, movies, good cloths, fast cars and you. What else do you need to know?"

"John Dillinger, I rob banks."

"I work with wonderful people, very handsome, sexy men and so does he. And I see them as actors and friends."

"It's interesting because as I've gotten older I've learned that I can have men as friends. I used to not be able to."

"I have this urge to laugh. I don't know why. Okay, go ahead."

"I think I wasn't so bright then. I guess I didn't know."

"You know I only did the show for 1 year."

"I think I felt very…first of all I didn't have a negotiated contract. This is boring, I've talked about it before. So that I felt I had a right to leave because I really wasn't contractually committed. Second of all I asked that the show not take a different direction, that we explore maybe female relationships. Gi...

"I said they dismissed me which they did. They said we have a formula, it works. And they were producers with credits and who was I? So I felt…I felt very restricted playing the same character only for 22 shows so I couldn't imagine going on."

"It's not finished. Nobody move."

"I command by the power of the holy Jesus, to push!"

"Lose your grip over this boy right now. Lose your grip right now. I bind you in the name of Jesus. I bind you out Satan. I bind you right now in the name of Jesus. I bind you right now."

"In the name of Jesus. Loose in the name of Jesus! Right now in the name of Jesus! I call thy homosexuality right now in the name of Jesus! In the name of Jesus! Loose here, in the name of Jesus!"

"Michael Jackson is now in a coma."

"When we suddenly without warning lost James Brown I brought him back to the Apollo. I don't know if his family will send Michael back but we will memorialize here and I will be wherever he is to thank Michael Jackson for never forgetting us."

"You know I look at it more personal. I knew him for over 35 years. I knew him off the stage, he knew me off the picket line which is why when he had problems he would call me. And I feel like he was not treated fairly. I hope history was more kind to him than some of the contemporary people."

"I mean well the influence that he had on not other musicians but between all musicians you know what I'm saying, not only that a lot of styles."

"If you want to press restart, now is the time!"

"I motivated Michael Jordan to become the greatest basketball player ever. Who are you to think I can't motivate you."

"It feels as good as it looks."

I'm rich biatch! Honk! Honk!

"Yeah, actually his video thriller I did the first rap video like that."

"Yeah I'll give you a piece."

"I gave him the business."

Martin Brashear: You don't want to grow up? Michael: No, I am Peter Pan Martin Brashear: No you're not, your Michael Jackson Michael: No, I'm Peter Pan in my heart.

"Hey I'm working with you all day."

"All of a sudden as we hit, it was just the hardest hit all the top of the things from the ceiling started dropping and it hit me on the head but I got a hard head so…"

"And nobody knows who the winners are except for the person who licked the envelopes. And if you're a Seinfeld fan, you know what happened to her."

"I got a job, can't wait to get to work. Hey let's go.""